And...and...I read...Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince...Oh...my...God...I am in denial.
SPOILERS! DO NO READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE SIXTH BOOK!
Severus...my dear Severus Snape has done something I would of never expected. He...he...he killed Albus! I...I'm in shock! Sure, I might expect him to kill someone but it would be for the light. When...I read that part. I cried my ass off! But I still love Severus Snape and is just glad that he survived one more year(though I am 90 percent sure he is going to die next year) I will stay by his side. (sobbs)
END SPOILERS!
I went to the beach. Destin Florida. ACK! It was packed. I tell you now, my family is CRAZY! I got a bunch of junk and even some Bertie Bott's beans. Disgusting stuff...Rotten eggs, vomit, earwax. All disgusting. But there is some good ones. Grape, blueberry, tuttie fruttie. you know. I now am SAFE! I got my shots!
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But it is VERY LATE! Yes...I need a vacation to! So sorry.
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It was musty...and damp...well those were the first few things I noticed when me and Link entered the first stage.
"I hate this temple." I muttered. Link looked at me, "Why?"
"Well for one thing, two wolfos are about to attack us. There is dirty water, four cackling sisters, puzzles and worst of all...WALLMASTERS! Curse them!"
Link froze, "What was the first thing you said?"
I didn's answer, just simply walked forward and on cue, two grey wolves attacked us. Link targeted on one, while I targeted on the other. I drew my sword and attacked it, slashing at it furiously. It snarled and tried to claw me, but I avoided it. I thrust my sword down onto its head. The wolf yelped and fell dead. I turned to see Link decapitate his own wolf.
"Wow Link...finaly playing dirty now are you?" I grinned wickedly. He grinned back and shook his head, gathering the few items the wolves left behind. I walked up the decaying set of stairs and looked at the doors. It was locked. Duh.
"We need a key, Link. You're the monkey not me. So go climb that tree." I pointed up toward the small chest on top of the tree. Link gaped at it then at me.
"Now?"
I rolled my eyes, "No, Link. Lets just sit down and wait until Christmas to get it...yes now!" I slapped him upside the head and pushed him toward the vines. He glared at me, then began climbing. When he reached the top, he looked nervously down at me and carefully crawled along the branches. When he reached the end of one branch he jumped carefully onto the other and opened the chest to find a small key.
"Good job, Link! Now come down before you scare yourself to death." I called to him. Link rolled his eyes and stood up, only to lose balance and fall...right on top of me.
"Ooof!" I collapsed to the ground, Link on top of me. I blinked the dizziness out from my eyes and looked up. Link was staring down at me with a smile and large blue eyes. Happiness and concern dwelling in them.
"Hi." He said after a moment.
I opened my mouth to say a sarcastic insult, but all that came out was, "Hey."
I shook myself...What? I didn't mean to say that. What is wrong with me? I never...never act like this before.
"You okay?" Link asked. Argh! He was stil on top of me! Not exactly the kind of position I wanted to be in...but the other part of my mind, the one I keep hidden, seemed to be enjoying this.
"Yeah..." I said dreamily. Okay...thats it! "NOW GET OFF ME!" Link shot me another grin and climbed off me. Now I was back in control. I controlled my breathing and glared at Link. He grinned at me and held up the key, then walked over to the door and opened it.
He glanced back at me with a cheeky grin, "You coming?"
I bristled, "Yes!' I stomped past him. Link was grinning like a fool. I could heard Madison and Navi giggling. I paused when I entered the new room. It looked like a corridor with vines hanging down. I looked up and saw a skulltula dangling there. I snorted and walked forward. It rolled itself down and blinked at me with thousands of small eyes before flipping over. I took this opportunity to slash it in half.
Link grabbed the remains of it, "Hey, thats was mine!" I exclaimed.
"I got to it first!" He grinned and ran through the other door.
"Come back here, you little brat!" I screeched, chasing after him. I nearly ran into him when I appeared in the other room. He was looking at the middle of the large room at a wooden elevator thingy. Four colorful ghosts danced around it. They all looked up at the same time and cackled before disappearing. The elevator lowered down, making it unable for us to ride on.
I snatched the few rupees out of his hand and smirked, "Mine!"
He rolled his eyes and jumped down from the platform and walked to where the Poe Sisters were only seconds ago. He looked around the area then at the sunken elevator.
"I imagine we have to ride the elevator down?" He asked, looking at me with raised eyebrows. "Yup." I answered, climbing down after him. I walked to stand beside him.
"How?"
I stared at him and snorted, "I think its quite obvious. We got to kill the ghosts sisters so the light from their lanterns will go onto the torches and make the elevator work."
Link looked at the torches and appeared to be in deep though, "Can't you just light them?"
Inwardly, I knew it wasn't going to work. But hey...I like fire. "Sure." I answered and walked to the nearest one. I rolled my sleeves up and held up my gloved hands to summon a fire. A hand sized flame appeared. Grinning, I raised it to the torch and lit it. I gaped...it worked! A smirk was about to form on my face, when a poe appeared and cackled. It waved its lantern and a blue light shot out and hit me, throwing me back into a wall. The poe cackled and disappeared.
"Josie! Are you alright?" Link cried, running over to me. I nodded, standing up angrily.
"Well that didn't work." I hissed. Link stared at me, concerned. I looked to where the torched were and saw that the fire I had put there had gone out.
"Damn." I cursed.
Link smiled, and looked around the room at all the doors. "So, uh...what door do we go in first?" He asked.
I thought back to the game. The door directly across the area from the one we entered. "Follow me." I said, walking to the door. Link killed the Gold Skulltula to my right and put it in his pocket, then entered the next room.
"BUBBLE!" I heard Madison scream, happily. Blinking, I looking to see a Blue Bubble enemy flying around
She went to fly toward him, but I grabbed her. "No, bad bubble."
"Bad bubble?"
"Bad bubble(try saying that five times fast)"
Disappointment went across her features. Link watched the blue bubble, "How do we kill it?"
"Umm...uhh...you can't kill him while he is blue. So...if I can remember...I think we have to hit him with our shield."
Link nodded, placing his shield in his other hand. I followed, Link ran up the blue bubble(I like bubbles) and hit it with it. It made a weird noise and blueness disappeared. Link took this opportunity to slash the skull in half. Three blue rupees appeared. Link grabbed them and saw that his wallet was full.
"Hey, Josie. You got a empty wallet, don't you?"
I looked, "Yeah! Because you've been taking all my money! Stupid blondie..." I mumbled.
He shot me a cheeky grin, "Well take these then." He handed them to me, I rolled my eyes and put them in my small wallet.
"Onto to the next room!" Link said, happily. I stared after him. "He's gone insane...just like me! I don't know either to be scared...or happy!"
Navi shrugged, "I'm scared."
Madison grinned, "I'm happy!"
I didn't answer and exited the room after him. It was a large room that appeared to be empty. But I knew better.
"Link...grab your shield."
Confused, he did. I took a few steps forward and as soon as I did. Two lagre skeleton men appeared. Stalfos. I knew they could be either easy to kill or hard as hell.
Link gaped at them. "Uh...how do we kill them?"
"Just hit their bodies. You take one, and I take the other." I answered, focusing my attention on the first one. Link took the other one. I targeted on it and made sure to keep my shield up. As soon as it slashed my shield one time, I quickly hit it. It growled at me, angrily.
"Hehehee." I cackled.
Three hits to him later and only one to me, he fell dead. Grinning, I looked over to see how Link was faring. He appeared to be exhausted. Breathing heavily, as he gave one last blow to his stalfo. Then almost collapsed.
I raced over to him and held him up. "Bitten off more than you can chew, eh Link?"
He shot me a look, "How did you kill it so fast?"
I guided him to a pot and slashed it open, revealing tiny hearts to give him energy, "I've had practice." I answered, somewhat truthfully. Link took the hearts, gratefully.
I sniffed and wrinkled my nose up in disgust, "Ugh! You smell like doody."
Madison snorted. "Doody? Nice choice of words."
I grinned, "Thanks. I am well known for my large vocabulary."
Link shook his head, "I don't want to know. So...where to next?"
I pointed to where a chest had appeared, "Chest."
Link walked over to it and opened it to reveal a key.
I cheered, "Yay! Keys are good!"
"What does it go to?"
"Who knows?" I answered with a shrug. Then walked out of the room into the main hall again. I looked around and suddenly felt something slimy on my shoulder.
"AHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" I screamed, dancing around trying to get the slimy thing off my shoulder, but not wanting to...touch it.
Link ran out and stared at me, "What in hell are you dancing and screaming about, woman!"
I continued to scream, "THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY SHOULDER! SLIMINESS! WAH!"
Link gaped at me and calmy walked over to me. He grabbed me by my shoulders to still me and picked a large wet vine off me. I gaped at it, "...oh."
Link began giggling then snickering...then laughing loudly.
"You! Your...your face! You...should have seen your face!" He gasped at me. I glared, "Thats not funny! It could of been something dangerous!"
Link continued laughing with Navi and Madison.
I glared at all of them, "You are mean to me!" Then turned around swiftly only to hit a blue block. Their laugher increased. I growled at them and played the Song of Time and stalked through the new door, leaving them behind, laughing.
I muttered to myself as I killed any monsters that got in my way, "Bloody morons, wouldn't even be here if it weren't for me. Link is to dumb to figure out which is the proper side of his sword to hold." I paused and thought about what I just said, "...ewww...that didn't sound right." I blushed a bright red and saw a small yellow ball heading my way. I dodged it and saw a octorok. I glared at it and killed it with my shield.
'Oh come on, Josie. You know you like Link...' One of the voices in my head, teased. I growled. Didn't therapy take care of them years ago?
'Nope! Can't get rid of me. But you can...if you get with Link...'
"Impossible. He set with Zelda." I said out loud.
'He doesn't need her. She barely knows him. You've known him alot longer. Claim him before they meet' It continued talking as I walked to the set of vines.
"Claim him? I won't do that to him. I'll hurt him, when I go back home." I answered.
'What makes you think you are going home?'
I rolled my eyes. Are they really that dumb? "The Great Deku Tree said I would."
'We'll see.' It finished and disappeared.
I shook my head, killing the wallskulltulas and climbing up the vine. There was a tiny niggle of loneliness as I did it alone. I squashed it with my determination and went through the next door. They probably had went into another door to look for another key.
I saw a blue bubble and killed it with my shield and sword. A large chest appeared and I opened it, reaching down for a map.
Goody.
I exited through the door opposite of the one I came through. I appeared on a balcony and heard voices.
"Where did she go?" I heard Link ask, desperately.
"Who cares?" Madison asked.
"I CARE!" Link yelled angrily. I blushed. He cared?
Madison didn't seemed fazed, "She can take care of herself." She looked up to where I was, seeing a mop of red hair. She didn't say anything though. But I could tell she was smiling.
"She's not around here. She might have went through that other door. Come on, Link." Navi said. Link left with her. Madison gave me a smirk and left with them.
Once they left, I stood back up from where I was hiding from them. Link...actually cared about me. Butterflies flew through my stomach and I couldn't help the giggle that escaped. I looked around and saw a small circle thing. I took out my hookshot and pulled myself over there. I saw a switch and stood on it.
A flushing noise echoed. A TOILET! No...wait...a well...close enough. I climbed down to where the well was and climbed down it.
I was so happy that when I was halfway across the bottom of the well I remembered something...
Samara Morgan.
I froze and swallowed. Then slowly, glanced down at the dark water. Part of my mind told me there was nothing in there but when I looked...
There was something floating in it.
White.
Dead.
I screamed loudly and raced toward the chest. I hurriedly opened it.
I thought I heard footsteps coming towards me. I was nearly hypervenilating as I grabbed the key and raced up the vines. Not even looking down as I thought I felt something hook onto my foot, leaving a deep gash, and collapsed on the ground. I glared at the well and raced out of that section of the temple. A small trail of blood from my gash following me
Deep underneath the well a dead, white octorok floated in the water. (cackles)
Somewhere on another side of the temple, Link heard a muffled scream and froze.
"Josie!" He yelled, abandoning the fight he was having with a plant to run to where the scream was, dropping a key he had gotten.
I had taken a few turns and appeared back in the Main Hall in front of a door. I opened it and stepped through, walking through a corridor to the next door. I entered it and saw two bubbles.
"Meh, not in the mood." I muttered and ran past them to the ladder. I climbed up it and looked at the arrows.
"Pretty arrows..." I muttered. I paused, "Where did that come from? I'm losing it, here." I shook my head and took the block from my left and pulled itas far as I could, until I was trapped between the wall and the block.
"Eee, I'm claustrophobic!" I squealed and edged my way out of the tiny space. I walked around to the other side and pushed it onto the wall, then went BACK around and pushed it onto the space.
I slid down the block, catching my breath. "I'm an idiot." I muttered.
'Yes, you are.' My inner voice agreed.
"Thanks for the comfort." I stated bitterly, in a sarcastic voice.
'No prob.'
I rolled my eyes and climbed up the block onto the third floor, mumbling under my breath. I walked forward and looked around, spotting a maroon colored block. I glared at it. "You're mean." I said to the inanimate object.
Of course there was no answer. I shrugged and pulled it back and squeezed out. I looked around again, wondering where to go next.
"Think, think, think...memories of playing Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, eating chips and dip, hmmm...chips and dip." I drooled at the thought and snapped out of it. "I remember! Second floor!" I wooted and jumped back down, looking around for a ladder. I spotted it with a grin and climbed up it and turned right. I did the Wind Waker Link Victory Dance and pushed it to the wall, then headed back down to the second floor and back up to the third floor. I pushed it onto the resting position and climbed ut, I followed the path until I saw a locked door and two blue bubbles. I unlocked it until I only had one key left.
How? I have no idea.
I closed the door behind me.
------------Lets see how Link is doing, shall we?---------------
Link was worried. Really worried. What if Josie was hurt somewhere and they didn't know it? Madison noticed this and sighed, "Don't worry!"
"She screamed! She never screams! It could of been a scream of pain or horror!" He looked around the courtyard, as though expecting her to appear.
"Or it could of been of delight, because she might of found a way out of this hellhole." Madison muttered. Link glared.
Navi, who had been floating quietly, spoke up, "Well what are we doing here? We should be looking for her!"
Link nodded and ran out with Navi following. Madison stayed behind and flew over to the well and inspected the small red puddle of blood, "Ouch." She winced.
"Madison?" She turned around to see Modesty and Jean, pulling themselves from the water.
Madison snorted, "How do you two DO that? You two can find your way to any place"
"Talent." Modesty grinned.
Jean rolled his eyes, "Not every place. I'm not sure if we can even get a glance into Ganon's castle"
Modesty scoffed, "Well duh! Have you seen that place? It's surrounded by lava! Even if Josie could go swimming in the lava, she couldn't get there. We are just going to have to wait."
Madison didn't answer, "How did you two get here in WATER of all things?"
Jean shot her a mysterious smirk, "That is a secret"
"Whatever, come on, we gotta find the two lovebirds."
----------Back to the idiot-------
I turned around to see a(beeped) up corridor. "Cool!" I exclaimed loudly. "Why can't my house be like this?"
I took a few steps forward and grinned as nothing happend. I ran all the way across to the other side and glanced back to see it was still twisted. I grinned and stepped into the perfectly straight room...well almost straight. There was a boss key chest on the wall.
I jumped down and walked to where the chest was and inspected it. I didn't noticed the shadow growing beneath me.
"JOSIE!" I heard a familiar voice scream, and fell a warm body push me out of the way.
"Link! What the hell are you...?" I noticed the wallmaster lifting him up, while he kicked and struggled
"Oh no you don't!" I said furiously and threw a fire ball at the hand. It dropped Link and fell, screeching as flames consumed it. I looked at Link.
"Link? Are you alr-..!" He suddenly was hugging my, tightly. I hugged back, relaxing into his embrace.
"I was so worried! I thought you had gotten killed, when you screamed. I wouldn't of been there and you...the monsters could of..."
I blinked, "It's alright, Link. I'm alright"
He looked at me with those large blue eyes and I was surprised at how much emotion was in them. "Then why did you scream?"
I swallowed, "I thought I saw something there that wasn't. I panicked."
Link held me again, "I'm sorry for laughing at you."
I smiled, "It's okay. I was being a bitch and got mad. It was stupid of me to do something like that"
Link looked down at me again, "Promise me you won't do something like that again."
"Link, I-"
"Promise me!"
I hesitated. There could be danger in the future when I would need to do unthinkable things. But nevertheless...I nodded, "I promise."
Link smiled, "Good."
He held me tightly again and we stayed like that for a few seconds, before Link pulled back and looked me in the eyes. He leaned his face toward mine, I closed my eyes and leaned forward. Our lips brushed...(Am I really writing this?)
"HOLY SHIT! Look at the (beeped) up corridor!" We sprang apart. Link panted and looked flushed. I imagined I looked the same. Jean, Modesty, and Madison appeared above us.
"Hey...what are you two doing down there?" Modesty asked, a grin on her face.
"Probably snogging." Madison grinned.
I threw a rock at her, it missed and hit Jean in the arm. He glared and got out his gun. I squeaked and hid behind Link.
Link smiled, looking alot happier, "So what are you two doing here"
"Research." Jean answered, putting his gun back.
"On what?"
"None of your damn business." Modesty answered. I looked at Madison, "Do you know?"
"I know a little of this and a little of that..." She said.
Jean looked around, "We should be going Modesty. Time is not on our side." He left. Modesty rolled her eyes, "He has a weird way with words." She grinned and followed him.
Navi appeared and said something to Madison. Madison's glow seemed to become brighter. But she didn't say anything about it.
Link turned to me, "So I uhh, guess we should move on? You do have a key don't you?"
I smiled, "Only one. But it is enough for now."
Link made to help me up to the platform but I brushed him away, "NO! You would look up my dress. You first"
Link snorted and climbed up, reaching down to help me up.
"So...what do we do?"
"Act like bunnies!" I squealed and hopped across the platforms onto the other room. I opened the door and we both entered. Link looked around the room, "There seems to be nothing wrong in here."
"Look at the painting." I said, pointing to the painting of a poe ghost. Link walked to it and the poe cackled and disappeared.
"How do we kill her?" He asked.
"We gotta find the bow. Which is near." I said, walking down the staircase. Link followed.
"You ready for a tough battle, Link"
He paused, "Why?"
"We gotta to kill some more Stalfos. In the room, there will be no floor in the middle, so make sure not to fall"
"Right."
We entered through the next door. A stalfo jumped up and Link took it, I watched as Link killed it. And two more spring up, I took one while Link took the other. We quickly killed them and a chest appeared as the floor reappeared.
I opened it to find two bows. Both were brown. One had a green emerald in the middle. I gave that to Link. I took the one with the red ruby.
"Now, we can kick some poe ass!" Link exclaimed.
"Yup, now lets go kill one." I walked out. Madison floated upwards in front of a potrait and watched us as we destroyed two of the portraits. She gave a loud scream when the poe appeared behind her and began laughing.
"Oh no she isn't! I know that bitch poe ain't laughing at me!"
I glanced at her, she was arguing with a poe, who had come out of its potrait. "Umm, Madison? What are you doing?"
"Navi! Come here!" Navi floated to her, "What?"
"Hold my earrings, gurl! I'm gonna teach this bitch a lesson!" Madison said, taking off her snake boned earrings.
We all watched in fascination as MADISON the FAIRY killed a POE. Is there something wrong with that?
The poe was defeated...amazingly by a small fairy.
Madison glowed in triumph, "That'll teach those poe bitches not to mess with Madison the Fairy!" She took her earrings back and hid in my pack.
Link and I looked at each other. That was weird. "Well umm...one down. Three to go." I grinned and went back into the Stalfo room and into the next one. It was basically the same place, except for a different poe.
Link and I killed this one, while Madison was still cheering in my pack. I hoped she wasn't drunk or anything. Link defeated the poe and got a compass. Like that would help.
"Well here goes our last key." I said, bitterly as I used the last key on the door above the place where Link killed the poe.
I took one look around the room and dragged Link out.
"What are youdoing?" He exclaimed.
"We need another key to continue in there."
"Where do we get one?"
I grinned, "To the (beeped) up corridor!" Then dragged Link, through all the rooms until we got into the entrance of the (beeped) up corridor.
Link eyed the blue bubbles, warily. "Okay, what do we do?"
I didn't answer, simply took out my bow and shot the grey eye above the door. Link opened the door, "Whoa! What happend to the (beeped) up corridor!"
"It's no longer (beeped) up." I answered, with a grin and ran across the no longer (beeped) up corridor. I heard Link snort and run after me. I stopped and jumped down onto the ground and opened the yellow and green chest.
"BOSS KEY!" I squealed. "YAY!"
Link suddenly grabbed me and pulled me down into a hole, "What was that for!" I asked, angrily.
"Wallmaster, again." He answered, helping me up. Then he looked around. He glared at the blue bubbles and killed them, "I really don't like them."
"I can tell." We went into the next door and saw we were outside in the West Courtyard. We walked around and entered in the next room.
As soon as I entered, I drew my sword and sadistically killed floor masters, "I...HATE...THESE...THINGS!" I yelled with each slash and stepped on the mini versions of them. Link opened the small chest that had appeared and found a small key. Then entered the next room.
"Ahh in this room again." I muttered when I saw we were in the room with the block puzzles. I grabbed Link's hand.
"Come on! Back to the room we were heading for!" I dragged him all the way BACK to the room we were heading for. Then unlocked it. The next room was supposed to be complicated. Link, or me, was supposed to shoot fire at a eye in ice.
But...
Luckily I was blessed with fire powers so..I found a easier way to do this. I jumped over to it and set it alight. The eye closed, automatically.
"Uhh...what did it do?" Link asked.
"There is a new (beeped) up corridor! Don't you just love them!" I grinned, and sure enough. As soon as we walked out the corridor was (beeped) up. We went back into the other room and jumped down into the new hole.
Madison flew out of my pack and gasped, "Oh my God! This is just like the Harry Potter chessboard scene! But where are the pieces?" She looked around.
"There isn't any. Just a falling sky." I muttered, taking a few steps forward and the ceiling rumbled and fell at my feet.
Link gaped, "How do we get across?"
I grabbed his hand again, "RUN! RUN RUN RUN! Screw everything! Just run!" Then as the ceiling lifted...
We ran like hell.
Didn't even go into the safe spots, just ran to the door as the ceiling began to fall.
"That was close." Link whispered on the other side of the door.
"Tell me about it." I grinned.
Link looked up and saw the potrait of the Fat Lady...errr...wrong story. I mean the potrait of the next poe. He got out his bow and shot it.
She didn't appear. But a timer and four blocks did. I cursed. "Come on, Link! We got to put them together!"
I pushed one block, while LInk pushed another block, until they were lined up perfectly. Then we did the second pair. The poe cackled and appeared.
But being outnumbered two to one, she didn't last long.
Man, these guys suck at fighting. Being beat by a fairy? Damn, they suck.
"One left, Link! And then theboss fight."
"I can hardly wait." Link said, sarcastically. "Where is she?"
"In the main hall." I answered, walking through the door. I jumped down and saw her. She cackled and split into four. I raised a eyebrow, "Thats the best you can do?"
I knew how to tell which one was which. The real one spinned around before the rest. So as she spinned, I attacked with Link. Of course since the author is to lazy to write the whole thing, we killed them and the world was a better place. The four torches were lit and the damned elevator finally appeared. We climbed onto it and it lifted us onto the bottom floor.
I saw a note on the ground and picked it up.
'Dear idiot girl, idiot fairy, Link and Navi.
Deciding that we should help you more. We already did this puzzle and left for the Fire Temple, which I am sure idiot girl will love. We have observed the boss and know that this boss should be left to Link. But since idiot girl is a idiot, she will want to help. Idiot girl, attack him from behind with fire. Right after Link throws the lighting ball back at him in their own little version of tennis. That will distract him enough, so he will be hit and be defeated quicker. Oh yeah. Link, idiot girl's horse impregnated Epona. Congratulations you two are inlaws...or maybe something more...hint hint!
Jean and Modesty'
"So THATS what you were talking with the horses about!" Link exclaimed.
I grinned, "Yup! And now, there will be a cute little horsie running around!"
Link shook his head and pocketed the note, "Atleast we know how to kill the monster ahead of us." He said walked through the opened door. I unlocked the big door and slowlly walked up the stairs.
It was quiet...to quiet.
"Link!' I whispered.
"What?"
"It's quiet."
"I know."
I looked around the room, there were the pictures of a castle and path around the room of course. Link looked around, "There's nothing here...come on."
He made to leave, when golden gates blocked his path. He stopped and looked at me. A horse made a small noise.
Phantom Ganon.
Link gasped, drawing his sword and pulling me behind him. Phantom Ganon laughed and pulled off his mask then jumped into a potrait.
"Where did he go?"
"I don't know! He'll trick us! He'll make it look like he is coming out of two, to confuse us! So you take one and I'll take the other one!"
Link nodded, hesitating slightly. He came out of Link's potrait and Link slashed at him. He switched potraits again and it was mine. I plunged my sword at him and the horse got scared and disappeared. Phantom Ganon got mad and began to float around the room. I paused.
"He can fly!"
Madison gasped, "He can fly?"
"He can fly!"
Link growled, "Josie! This is no time for that!"
"Sorry." I said, sheepishly and followed Jean and Modesty's directions. As the phantom threw a white ball at Link, I threw fire ball at him. He turned to me, but to late to hurt me because Link had already reflected his own ball back at him. It hit him and he fell to the ground. We both took this opportunity to slash the hell out of him.
Amazingly, none of us got hurt in this fight. As we watched the Phantom finally surrender a voice rang out.
"Hey, kids, you did quite well...It looks like you may be gaining some slight skill...But you have defeated only my phantom..."
"Who has probably kicked your ass, plenty of time." I muttered.
"When you fight the real me, it won't be so east! What a worthless creationg that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!"
A purple and black hole appeared in the middle of the room. The phantom screamed as it disappeared in it. Ganon disappeared and a heart appeared. We grabbed it.
"Well...one temple down. Four to go"
We looked at each other and groaned, then stepped into the light.
ITS DONE! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Bad news though. School is starting again, the tenth. (psycho them plays) I know! Even less updates! But maybe this will keep you sated until weekends, when I can spend as much time as I want on the internet. Here's a little interlude.
INTERLUDE!
Orange and Black eyes watched as Link and Josie kill the monsters in the Forest Temple.
"Their both great killers." The dark one said.
"Yes." Ganon answered. "If the boy didn't hold what is so precious. I would have him on my side. Thats why I need you to kill him. And of course there will be a reward. What do you want?"
Black eyes glinted greedily at the screen again, "The girl. Josie is her name."
Ganon glanced at him, "Why?"
"When you take over the world. I will hold a high place won't I? I want her at my side"
"She would never join us. She loves Link."
Fists clenched, "I will make her."
Ganon nodded, "Go. Hide in the Water Temple. He will be there eventually"
Dark Link nodded and took one glance at the screen hungrily again, before exiting the room.
OVER INTERLUDE!
I know. OOC. But who gives a shit?