Shiru23454 : Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles! As happy as I am to know that you have stories on FictionPress, it doesn't ease the impatience of waiting for a new chapter of your stories on here! And wow...you really must have alot of time on your hands to be able to do all of those things. Well congrats on your victories! Link is cute when he plays the flute! Thanks!
Alucardlordofvampires : Their getting closer! WHOOT! Your so lucky you are homeschooled! I wish I was. Mine fave subject is...umm...Algebra. Why? No idea. Thanks!
Lil Bre : Your lucky. I can't kill her? Damn. (knocks her off Death List) I'm not even sure if I did the Temple Forest right. Eek! Oh well, its close enough. I get lost in Water Temple all the time. All those keys and crap! Thanks!
Josie fan : One of my fave reviewers! (tears form in eyes and lip trembles) You really think that way about me? Aww! THANKIES! (hugs)
OOT Champion : Lucius was a good bird...Atleast I still have Sev my cat!(mentioned in the first chapter) Yes...Severus killed...killed...(chokes on tears) He still is my favorite. I just wished he was on the good side. But now that he has turned EVIL...(joins Voldemort and gets Dark Mark) MWAHAHAHA! DIE MUDBLOODS AND MUGGLES! But don't worry I am alive. More (beeping) and looks like I have to write romance. Ack. But everyone loves it so...okay! I liked Dark Link. He's cool. Just wait until Four Swords, when there are FOUR of them! LOL. Oh, she is going to discover more fire powers. Aye, I know how you feel about the evil thief bird. I dunno about a dark Josie, I'll have to squeeze her in somewhere but that is a good idea! Thanks!
Fukuro : Umm, never heard of that one. Whee! We don't have to wear school uniforms! I'm alive! Thanks!
variabler : I know! Isn't that great! Jurassic park? Oooh! Will it have dinosaurs in it? I'm glad I am alive to!...I think. Thanks!
MiniLippy : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule! Please keep your hands and feet inside at all times. If anything is to bite a body part off, I will not take responsibility. Anyhoo, thanks for the review. I do tend to get their names mixed up. Act like bunnies? I didn't mean it like THAT. I meant it like hopping from platform to platform! Lol, Thanks.
D-pad : I swear it was Samara Morgan! I love Severus though! He is sweet...in his own kind of way. He didn't mean to kill Albus...he had to for his own life! Thanks!
ranma hibiki : But Madison is...special! Thanks!
Link121 : Work, work, work! Hey, whats so bad about fire powers? When did your school let out? Hey Navi! Gary! Don't torture Link121 to much! Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : I'm now? Damn...I mean good! But up north, it is cold. Down south, it is warm. The school time is all set on what time your school was let out. Thanks!
horsie890 : Aye, I like sailors! But I prefer pirates. Savvy? Good luck with the laundry! (stalks off to find ship) Thanks!
A Fading Shadow : Who does give a shit? Yup! More romance! I can't imagine a young Link hitting on Josie. He can fly!...In Seven Days! Well Severus is on the Dark Side. I am on the Dark SIde. (goes to Voldemort and recieves Dark Mark) HAHAHAHA. DIE MUGGLES! I don't think Dark Link will want to harm her...he wants to keep her...for other purposes. (shudders) MOOLATE! I love them! Make it French Vanilla please...with the whip cream and cherry on top. Thanks!
Birth of Venus : Lucius can finally rest in peace...maybe even go to Azkaban and visit the real Lucius. Dark Link wants Josie for some personal reasons...ones that I don't want to say. Link will kill him for me. Thanks!
Aya-00x : (dreamily) Yeah...Dark Link and Josie. But Link is for Josie. So I will take Dark Link for myself! MWAHAHA! To the Fire Temple! Thanks!
Adelina : You were worried? I feel loved! (hugs!) Don't we all just love Dark Link? He's so sweet with his dark Master Sword! He, in my mind, made that vow to keep himself alive. If he didn't agree to do it, then Bellatrix would of told the Dark Lord and the Dark Lord would of probably killed him. But I still love him. Thanks!
Ril-0 : Shinyness! OOC, means Out Of Character. Which means that a character is acting not like themselves...Link Ganon acting nice. Or Link being mean instead of the sweet nice guy we all love and know. Thanks!
Little Sakura 87 : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule! Please keep your hands and feet inside at all times. If anything is to bite a body part off, I will not take resposibility. Anyhoo, I hate the Water Temple to. I always have to use a walkthrough to get through it. Ruto is just a bitch. Will Link and Josie ever get a free moment together? Dark Link is sweet! Just misunderstood. And possessive. Kenny is MUCH worse than Dark Link. Thanks!
kitana5055 : Updating! Thanks!
Josie fan : Aww, your sweet. You didn't have to do that. Hmm but the idea of a killing bird is nice...think of the possibilities! No more preps, Link haters, Ganons, bosses, hmmm...gives me some ideas. To the Underworld and back, eh? Good, cause I'm going there next week to visit a friend of mine. Lol, (salutes) Thanks!
Justin Time : I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEVERUS SNAPE! HE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND! Besides Sora and Riku...and some other people. Nope, didn't die! Aren't I always lazy!
REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY! REAL HAPPY! And also, if you like Harry Potter and Kingdom Hearts be sure to check out a friends story of mine called 'Key of Memories' by InThisSilenceSomethingMayRise' or something like that. I helped her with it. She's weird like me, so you'll probably like her. Now I can go on to level 5 of my plan of World Domination! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
This chapter has almost no humour in it...abso-bloody-lutely hardly none. Fear...sadness...WAH!
Now I know you don't care but WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY SCHEDULE? Yay!
1st block : Advanced English(aren't I smart)
2nd block : Algebra. (numbers...drool)
3rd block : Family Dynamics (I HATE this class. Especially the teacher)
4th block : Career Tech Ed (beeped up)
Dude and all my teachers ignore me. Like in 3rd block all of us had to read a whole chapter out loud. The teacher picked who to read. Everyone was picked to read a section(more that three times!) except me.
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We were back in the Chamber of Sages, again. A green haired little girl appeared in front of us on a green symbol. Link gasped, "Saria!"
She raised her head and smiled at us, "Thank you..."
"You're welcome." I answered. Link nudged me. I grinned. Saria continued to smile.
"Because of you two, I could awaken as a Sage...I am Saria. The Sage of the Forest Temple."
"And I am Josie. Vice President of the APMD club."
Link rolled his eyes, "Josie! Quiet...whats APMD stand for?"
"All Preps Must Die."
Link snorted, "Figures. Sorry Saria."
Saria giggled, "It's okay!" A sad look appeared in her eyes. "I always believe you would come. Because I know you, Link. Josie, I'm not sure about."
I smirked, but didn't comment. Link grinned and opened his mouth to explain all that has happend. I made to find a place to relax, when Saria held up her hand to stop him.
"No...You don't have to explain it to me...Because it is destiny that you and I can't live in the same world"
Link froze, "...what?"
I winced, knowing Saria meant alot to Link.
Saria sighed, "I will stay here as the Forest Sage and help you...Now, please take this Medallion...and Josie here is your candle."
She gave Link a green medallion and summoned, with great effort, a small green fire in her hand and lit a candle I didn't see before. I inhaled sharply, at the energy it gave me. Saria smiled at both of us. Everything began to go white, I closed my eyes. Before we disappeared completely, I heard someone's voice.
"Saria will always be...your friend."
'Good,' I thought, 'nothing else.'
Our feet carefully landed on the grass in front of the dead deku tree. Link and I looked at each other, now really knowing what to say.
"Well umm, wow. Okay, Josie. I guess we should head to the next temple and...what the hell is that?" He questioned, looking at two weird looking leaves poking out of the ground.
I grinned, wickedly, "I dunno, Link. Go check it out."
Link shrugged and kneeled down(giving me a good view of his ass which I shifted uncomfortably about.
Suddenly a weird looking stump thingy jumped out of the ground with a large smile on its face. Link gave a long scream and fell back. I began laughing.
Link sat up and glared at me, "How was I supposed to know it would do that?" He growled. I gave him a cheeky grin and helped him up. Link thanked me, with a grumble and turned to the small stump thingy.
"What the hell are you?"
The stump thingy still smiled his cheerful annoying smile, "Hi there! I'm the Deku Tree sprout!"
Link froze, "You're taking over the Deku Tree's job?"
"Yup!"
Link sighed in relief, "Thank the gods!"
"As I was saying. Because both of you and Saria broke the curse on the Forest Temple, I can grow and flourish! Thanks a lot!"
"Wait, wait...your going to have a (beeped) up tree body like the old one dead?" I asked.
"Umm...yes I suppose..."
I looked down at the deku sprout, "If you even so much as think about letting spiders in, no matter how big they are, I will use my chainsaw."
"Right...okay. Back to business. Link, have you seen your old friends?"
He nodded.
"None of them recognized you with your grown up body did they?"
Link paused, "No...they didn't. They thought I was someone else. But they haven't changed a bit!"
"That's because the Kokiri never grow up! Even after seven years, they're still kids!"
"Lucky bastards. Damn hormones." I muttered.
Link gaped, "Then why aren't I still a-?"
"MIDGET!"
THe deku sprout blinked happily(can you do that?). "Yes, I thought you would be wondering about that. Well...it seems you haven't noticed. But you're not a Kokiri!"
"WHAAAT!"
I jumped, "Dude, what the hell is your problem? I would be happy to know I won't be a midget the rest of my life! And I would of thought you would of figured it out by now!"
Link suddenly grinned, "I know. I was just being melodramatic."
I hit him upside the head, "Moron." I snickered.
"So, what am I?" Link asked.
"A Hylian! I am sooo happy to finally reveal this secret to you!" The deku sprout bounced slightly...scary.
"You see...some time agom before the King of Hyrule unified this country, there was a fierce war in our world. One day, to escape from the fires of the war, a Hylian mother and her baby boy-"
"Awwwww, baby Link."
"-entered this forbidden forest. The mother was gravely injured...Her only choice was to entrust the child to the Deku Tree, the guardian spirit of the forest. The Deku Tree could sense that this was a child of destiny, whose fate wouldaffect the entire world, so he took him into the forest. After the mother passed away, the baby was raised as a Kokiri. And now, the day of destiny has finally come!"
Silence...
Link stared at the ground, biting his lip. "You mean...my mother put me here? And...and the deku tree accepted me?"
"Yes."
"But...who's my father, then?"
The sprout's grin faltered, "I don't know. Maybe the king knew."
I lay a comforting hand on Link's shoulder, "I'm sure he was as great a man as his son is.(Awwww)
Link looked at me through happy eyes, "Really?"
"Really, really." I grinned back.
The sprout cleared its throat, "You are a Hylian, and were always bound to leave this forest. And now...you have learned your own destiny...and Josie...ready to hear your tale?"
"Wha-? I have a story? ME! Dude! That is so totally awesome!" I exclaimed.
"Yes, you do. As you know, You are a Fire Master..."
"And can, and will, set this place on fire, if you don't hurry up."
"Fine fine. There were other masters besides yourself. The Water Masters."
A picture appeared in front of us. A girl with curly deep ocean blue hair that fell to her shoulders and sea green eyes. She was moving in the picture. She smiled calmy at the picture as she dove into a large pool and stayed under there for minutes. Ah, she didn't need air to breathe.
"Very nice girl. Her name was Amaya, which means 'Night Rain'. She discovered her abilities when she was 7. She was pushed into a lake and discovered she didn't need air. She saved an entire race underneath the water from danger of a monster called Zynos. She is a goddess and legend among the Zora's.
'The second Water Master was a boy named Dylan."
A boy with short light sky blue hair and grey eyes appeared. He simply stared at us through the picture with a raised eyebrow, then rolled his eyes.
"Sarcastic and short tempered. He mostly used his abilities to communicate with sea creatures. No one really knew much about him. We didn't even know about his abilities until he was found in a Water altar talking with a dolphin."
I gaped, "What happend to them?"
The deku sprout sighed sadly, "Both died. Amaya died when she was 37. The waters had got poisoned and she breathed it in to much. The zora's didn't get her a antidote on time and...well you know. Dylan was found with slit wrists in his home when he was 22. No one really knew what happend to him. Suicide they said."
I winced, wandering what could of happend to him. Link began to look nervous for some reason and kept on looking at me.
"The next group was the Wind Masters. Two boys. The first one was Nodin."
A picture replaced Dylan's of a boy. He had silver hair that reached his shoulders and blue eyes. He grinned at us and waved, the wind blowing his hair around his face.
"He usually tried to ward off bad storms heading our way and performed beautiful music with wind chimes, organs, and other wind instruments."
Another picture of a boy appeared. He glared at us with a sneer. He had long black hair and cold black eyes(SEVERUS MY DARLING!).
"This was was named Makan. He never really used his powers. But when he was in a really bad mood...horrible storms, hurricanes, and tornados would destroy lands."
'Camdyn died in his sleep when he was 91. Makan disappeared and was never seen again when he was 42(probably off to marry ME!)"
I nodded, "So...there are always two for each element?"
"Yes. I'll get to yours afer I tell you about the Earth Masters. The two girls. Avani and Terah. Twins actually. Born on the same day and died on the same day. Both bringing 29 years of green forests, great harvest, and beautiful lands."
A picture of two girls appeared. Each had earth brown hair and forest green eyes. Both had arms around each others shoulders and were laughing. "They did wondrous things with their abilities. But when they were 29 and visiting the King at that time, they were kidnapped by someone and raped and killed."
Link had clenched his fists and was staring at me with a look. I shifted uncomfortably, "And...Zelda said something about the Fire Master before me."
"Yes, Edan. Little Fire they called him. He was fascinated by his powers and created things he could use with it. Those gloves, the bandana are just two of much more. But the items disappeared in a flash flood, which he died in. He left those to the King and Queen and told them to give them to the next fire master. Here is what he looked like."
A picture of a boy with dark blonde hair and brown eyes appeared. He shot us a shy grin and bit his lip, nervously.
I sighed, "So...I'm the next one?"
"Yes. Your real name is Nuria, but you can still go as Josie."
I grinned, "Nuria, huh? So...this explains why I came here."
"Yes. This is all I can tell you. You must find Princess Zelda and ask her...or some one else who I will not speak of. Now I need rest. I just fnished telling you the stories AND ridding the forest of monsters. Good night!" The sprout closed his eyes.
I turned to Link, "What's wrong with you? You're acting...strange."
Link turned and began walking away. I frowned, "Link! What the hell is your problem!"
He didn't look back. I grabbed his shoulder, "Link...?"
He looked at me, "Just leave me alone, Josie! Go home! Get away from me"
I gaped, "What did I do! Was it something the tree stump said? It doesn't make a difference, Link!'
He glared at me, "It does make a difference! You're the fire master! I'm the Hero of Time! If you stay with me, you'll get hurt!"
I stopped and stared at him, "This is what everything is about? MY safety? Link, I can take care of myself!"
"I know! But...but...just go, Josie! Go home!" Link said, clutching his head looking confused and lost. He got out his Ocarina and played the forest song and disappeared.
I desperately wanted to follow. But Link would get mad. I sighed, Madison flew out.
"You heard everything?"
"Yeah...whats his problem? And I thought girls were supposed to be the emotional ones. Men here act weird. Maybe it's Links 'Time of Month'."
I snorted, "Yeah, maybe."
Madison looked at me, "You don't believe him do you?"
I didn't answer, just continued walking up the path.
"He's just in a confused state of mind. He'll get over it. He needs you as much as you need him."
"I don't know, Madi(her nickname)..."
I stopped. Mido was blocking my path. His fairy, Jorgen, came out and flew to Madison. "Hey doll...come back for more?"
Madison gave a disgusted sigh, "No."
Mido didn't pay attention. He looked at me eagerly, "Is Saria...?"
I shook my head, "She isn't coming back"
He looked down, "Oh...I see...Saria won't ever come back...But...I...I made a promise to Saria. If Link came back, I would be sure to tell him that Saria had been waiting for him...because Saria...really...liked..."
I kneeled down so that I was eye level to him, "Link would be happy to know that."
Mido smiled, "You've seen him?"
I nodded with a smile. "Well...be sure to let him know that...and also...I'm sorry for being mean to him. Tell him that, too." He bowed his head.
I grabbed his chin, gently and lifted it up, "Keep your chin up, kid. And also...did that paint ever come off your walls from when a girl named Josie painted on it?"
He scowled, "It's still fading."
I bit my lip to keep from laughing, "Well...Josie apologized for it and recommended to use Grease Lightning."
He frowned, "Grease Lightning?" He muttered and walked away. I turned to Madison.
But she was gone...as was Jorgen. I scrunched my nose up in disgust. "Eww, hey Link, do you think that-"
I remembered he was gone and sighed, "Nevermind." I began to walk to the exit, ignoring the rumbling of my stomach and the tiredness in my eyes. I crossed the bridge and saw Epona and Silver grazing.
"Hey love birds."
I walked to Silver and mounted him, stealing a carrot from his pack and eating it. Silver snorted. "Hush Silver, or you won't get the apple I have in surprise for you."
I turned to Epona, "I need to borrow your boytoy for tonight. Don't worry, I won't let him see any other horses than you. None are as beautiful as you anyway."
Epona threw her head into the air, and looked proud. Then she walked over to Silver and gently nudged him. Silver nudged back.(awwww...cuteness!)
I sighed and turned Silver around. "Go wherever you want, Silver. I don't know where to go."
Silver began trotting away as the sun began to set. I felt my eyes grow heavier and heavier with each step. My head fell forward onto Silver's mane and fell asleep.(think Aragorn and Brego)
!TO LINKY POO!
Link, after sulking around the forest meadow for a while, finally headed back to the village. Inwardly, he hoped Josie would still be there. But saw no sign of her. He sighed and went to his old home, after stopping and eating a good variety of food, and fell asleep on his bed.
He awoke several hours later to a bulb of light hitting him in the face, "What the hell is wrong with you!"
He jerked awake and saw Madison and Navi floatin there, both an angry red color.
"What do you mean?" He mumbled.
Navi growled, "I was asleep when you and Josie argued. And Madison has no idea where she is!"
Link looked at Madison, "You...you don't?"
He thought that Madison would stay with her and help her in case something happend...but now...Josie was completely alone somewhere.
Madison scoffed, "No! That damn Jorgen, dragged me off and tried to umm...do stuff and I slapped him and went back to Josie only to find her gone! And her horse is gone to!"
Navi glared at Link, "Why did you do that to her?"
Link opened his mouth then closed it, "I...I was confused. After hearing all of that from the Deku Sprout. It hit me that Josie was going to be in danger at all times. And me with her, would put her into even more danger!"
Madison rubbed her temples, "And did you not know, that you were the one also protecting her from those dangers?"
Link stopped, "I never thought about that...Wait, that means-"
"She's alone with alot of bad things after her"
Should I end it here?
Nah.
!BACK TO JOSIE!
Silver made a sharp turn, waking me and throwing me off him, at the same time. I fell into some water with a splash.
"What the-?"
I looked up.
Fog.
Fog as far as the eyes can see. I blinked and looked up. The sun was barely noticeable, but I could tell it was still early in the morning. I looked and saw Silver drinking out of the water I had landed it. I looked around, I could make out some thin bare trees in the distance. But other than that, just white fog.
I looked at the horse, "Silver...where the hell did you take me?"
He looked at me with a snort and seemed to shrug. I stood up, and took a few steps forward. My feet made funny noises in the water. I sighed and mounted Silver. He didn't seem to mind the water and walked through as though it was nothing. We continued in silence. There was nothing but silence, besided the footsteps of Silver. Fear began to creep into me.
"Silver, if there was a sign in front of this place that said 'Camp Crytal Lake' you would tell me right?" I laughed, nervously.
He only flattened his ears in irratation. I gave a weak smile and suddenly we were on dry land. I shifted but didn't stop Silver. I suddenly saw dark shapes on the ground and stopped, wondering if it was a animal or something. It didn't move. I got off Silver and drew my sword, then walked over to it. It was just a slab of stone...I lowered my sword and shook my head. I walked to it and saw it had writing on it.
Dylan the Water Master 'Deserved More Than This World Could Offer'
423-445'
It had a design of water flowing around.
A grave. The Water Master! Beside was the other Water Master.
I looked around. Another one! Camdyn the Wind Master with Makan. Amaya with Terah.
I froze.
This was a burial sight for the element masters. I backed up and my feet hit another one.
Edan...the Fire Master. And beside it was a empty grave.
My grave.
This is the place I would go when I died. Thoughts began to swam through my head, as I stared at the blank stone and smooth grass.
Did they come from another world?
Did they know they would die here?
Would I die here?
I turned around.
Someone stood there.
Staring at me.
"Who are you?" I asked, my voice trembling.
They didn't move. I looked desperately around for Silver. But he was no where in sight.
"Answer me! I'm armed!" I drew my sword.
The figure began to move toward me, never pausing. I began to panic.
"No! Stay where you are!"
Gods, how I wish Link was here. The person...thing was walking at an unnatural pace. Their face was covered up...
But it was how he moved. With each step, his legs moved...but at the same time it didn't! No! This was a delusion! A dream!
I did the only thing I could do...I ran.
!WHEE!
Wasn't that fun? And a cliffy! I bet all of ya'll are loving me now!
Okay, here's what the masters name meant.
Amaya- Night Rain
Dylan - Born from the ocean
Nodin - Windy Day
Makan - Wind
Avani - Earth
Terah - Earth, hillside
Edan - Little Fire
Nuria- God's fire
And my name, Josie, means 'God Will Add' If you want to know what your name means I can tell you. Just give me your first name. Madison means 'Son of Mathew' which is hilarious. Modesty's name means 'Without conceit' Jean means 'God is Gracious'