I LIVED! I need a t-shirt that says 'I survived through three mean hurricanes' The power didn't even go off! I stayed all day on the computer! School was canceled of course.
And give many thankies to lil-dragon-blue who has given art to this story! The link to it is...
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Or go to google and type in lil dragon blue and click on her name at Deviantart.
THANKIES! But that doesn't mean I am ignoring all other people who have offered draw. You all are welcome to give art to my story. It'll make me extra happy! Onto the reviews!
Josie fan : Or should I say Crevan? THANKIES THANKIES THANKIES THANKIES and THANKIES. Stage five is done? Excellent...now we have to wait for the affirmation of chibis. THANKIES!
Alucardlordofvampires : God's Grace, it sounds cool! Thanks!
Darkl Elven Warrior : I lived! I'm lucky to live in Alabama and not Louisiana. Don't worry I have made the new chapter. I live in the middle part of Alabama. And...I read your profile...hilarious! Null and Neko are funny! So, I can introduce you to one of my own creations...TAZ! Tazzy! Get out here!
(little five-year old chibi boy comes out with black and white hair and cat-like ears, yellow eyes, and tail)
Taz : What?
Introduce yourself.
Taz : No. X-play is on. (leaves)
(sniff) They grow up so fast! You can draw to? I think you need a scanner for that. Thanks!
variabler : I won't die! Just don't hurt the dinosaurs! Thanks!
Lil Bre : Thanks for the luck! And it came in handy! Yeah, now gas is all expensive. Wah. Aye, I know how you feel about school. Same way for me. Atleast one test a day in a class! Hell, on the first week of school we were assigned a project! (growls) Notebook checks suck. All my doodlings are in there, when they take them up. I hope they see the picture I drew of them being beheaded. (smirks) School sucks. (looks out window and sees midgets singing about the yellow brick road) What the hell? Hey! Midgets!
Midgets : Hello! Want a lollipop?
No, I want your heads on my wall! (gets shotgun out and begins shooting them) DIE!
Midgets : (die)
(cackles) No worries about that! Thanks!
Kitty29 : You can draw to? I'll need to see some examples though. But you have all the time in the world! You have an inner me? Mine went away on vacation. (huggles back) LONG LIVE SORA! I mean...uhh...THANKIEs!
Justin Time : Hurricanes really like me. Origin? I forgot? Let me go check! Damn, I really need my memory checked out...okay the origin is Celtic/Gaelic. Well...Kyle's mom is a bi- Ooops sorry. I heard that song before. My fingers died around the 12th chapter. I have mechanical fingers now. ALL PREPS WILL DIE. Thanks!
D-pad : Wait wait wait...hold the phone...can I trade Dark Link for Dark Legolas? Nah, Dark Link will molest Josie. (runs) Thanks!
lil-dragon-blue : Your drawings are a hell alot better than mine!Thankies so much for the art! You made me happy!Your drawings are good and cool. No, I don't live in New Orleans...or what's left of it. Thank God. I lived! Thanks!
Fukuro : Yup, another hurricane! Aren't they just horrible? If you are going to off to draw, I am going to need to see some examples of your artwork first. Thanks!
Link/Sesshomaru/Felix fan : That's okay I ramble all the time. Oops, Sendo bit your arm off? I thought I told him not to do that anymore. I won't die! Hopefully not anytime soon. Katrina was horrible. And mean...Thankies!
Fukuro : I just realized it was the anniversary! How could I have forgotten? We need to celebrate! Hmmm...(gets ideas) Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Grrr! Thanks!
Aya-00x : I am going to need to see some of your artwork before you start drawing them. You know to see how good you are. But I think everyone is better than me. Wah. Maybe you can steal the scanner from him. I do that all the time. I go to Deviant all the time so I can check in on you anytime I want. Thankies!
OOT Champion : And green is my favorite color! Loud-random-hyper-crazy is one of my personalities. Peace only comes when my mouth is taped shut. I am the same way! Sorta...I mean when I am around my friends I am crazy as hell. But in a public place, I am the sweet kind innocent smart girl. (innocent look) Heeheee (cackles and rubs hands together evilly) People keep on mentioning 'Josie and the Pussycats' and with me being in high school that doesn't really give me a good name. (shudders) Go Dark Link! Go Dark Link! It's your birthday! The hurricane wasn't bad. It was the best one we had so far...for us...not to those poor people in New Orleans. (shakes head sadly) Now that was sad. Arse...heehee you said arse. Oh! I'll follow Severus! Yes Master! We shall follow Severus! (grabs Severus and heads to romantic beach) Woot!
Severus : Dear God no.
Just kidding. Thankies!
OOT Champion(again?) : I know! I just realized it was the anniversary of this story! Isn't that great? Thankies again!
llppoo33 : A ten out of ten? That's a better score than every game I ever had! (sniffs) I feel so loved! Thankies!
Dark Elven Warrior : I'm in good time, aren't I? I got this in as soon as I could. Don't worry, I'm just glad I don't live in Louisiana or Mississippi. Or I wouldn't be here right now. This chapter has been sent in as soon as I wrote it. Thankies!
japangirl1698 : The electricity didn't even flicker! So, it was just a third day of weekend for me. I looked at your art and you are good! So it would be nice if you could draw for me. You don't have to. But I would greatly appreciate it. Thankies!
Adelina : Is Dark Link hotter than LinkLink? Hmm...it depends on which you like better. Blondes or brunettes. Personally...(whispers) I like brunettes. But this isn't based on what I like. Just imagine a darker version of LinkLink that is mysterious and has black hair. (wipes drool from mouth) It isn't like Josie is going to be cheating on LinkLink with Dark Link. No! Save the PC! Thankies!
Adelina : I was about to take band, but all of my friends dropped out and it was starting to get boring. Your schedule sounds far more interesting than mine! FISHIES! Thankies!
horsie890 : Rock on Phantom! There could be different meanings to your name. Just type it in on different websites and they will give you the meaning to it. Oh yes, I play Kingom Hearts alot. I love that game. And found your opinion on it hilarious. Yeah, I do believe they stole a few battle sequences from Zelda. Oh well! I just wish more people would buy a Gamecube. Thanks!
Lanna Waterdrop : Don't worry, my computer is crap to. Thanks so much! I never really thought it would get this appreciated. Style and class is my thing...I think. (shrugs and grins) Thankies!
llppoo33 : Because cliffies are a part of life! $10? Woot! (goes and spends it at GameStop) Everything went fine here. Making a video game of this would be fun! You could control Josie and throw fireballs at enemies and the cut scenes would be bloody awesome! (goes of plotting vido game) Thanks!
Ojii-san : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times! I will not hold responsibilty for any lost limbs! Heehee, I love doing that. The ending of this series isn't even is site! (wipes sweat from brow) I still got alot of work to do! Thanks!
Josie Fan : 300 REVIEWS! WOOOOOOOOOT! Thankies!
Hopeless Maiden : It's okay! I don't mind. I actually didn't plan on making this a LinkOC but some reviewers pressured me into this. They got me wrapped around their finger. Who am I to deny them what they want? Well, expect more humour in future chapters. Was it really that obvious? Hmm...it was JASON! Run! (hides) Thanks!
MiniLippy : Don't kill me! Cliffies are a part of life! Here's the next chapter! Hope you had a nice holiday. Thankies!
Peg : Glad you enjoy it. Thankies!
hyperactivebluechipmunk : Hi! Really really really like it? Aww, I feel so special! I need to see some examples of your art first. I remind you of you? COOL! We're twins!
Goergiana dollseyes104 : Updating! My dad likes yelling at football games. Dark Link just likes Josie to much. I'm the one with not enough therapy. Thankies!
kitana5055 : Thankies!
JairukazeShirokaze : Long name. I might ask some other writers. I dunno...FIRE! FIRE IS THE FUNNEST THING! Give into the temptation...Fire! Thankies!
Adelina : Don't worry! I'm okay!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
300 REVIEWS! LET'S PARTY!
(two hours later) Wooot! Who...(staggers) spiked the punch?
Kenny : (whistles innocently)
Duuuude, I killed you! (throws fireball at Kenny)
Kenny : (dies)
Oh my God! I killed Kenny! (passes out)
ONTO THE STORY!
I stumbled into a forest, which I couldn't see before because of the fog. Pushing the tree limbs, out of my way I continued running away from the dark figure. Not seeing the tree root in front of me, I tripped and fell to the ground. My sword, swinging out of my reach.
I panted, and saw the same dark figure standing over me. "I wasn't going to hurt you, you know." It said, amused.
I was expecting alot of things, but not that! I blinked once, then again.
The person over me, took off his hood to reveal a smirking brunette boy. He reached down and offered his hand. I accepted and he helped me up. After brushing the leaves off my clothes and sheating my sword, I looked at the boy. He grinned, "Hi."
I stared at the dark haired boy, "Who are you...no, scratch that. WHAT are you?"
The boy cocked his head, "Why do say 'what?"
"The way you ran didn't look human. Why did you run at me?"
He smirked, staring at me with something in his eyes, "I am human. I like scaring people."
"What's your name? You look so familiar."
He did indeed. He had dark black hair that went just slightly pass his ears. Dark brown eyes, stared at me with a glint. But his face...was so familiar!
"My name?..." He looked in deep thought. I wondered why. "My name is Adrian."
I shrugged it off, "Do I know you?"
He continued smirking, "No, Josie. But I know you..."
I froze, from where I was starting to walk through the woods. "How?"
He began to walk toward me again, when a voice rang out.
"Josie!"
I turned to see Sheik, Jean, and Modesty running toward me.
"Get away from him! It's Dark Link!"
Oh shit...I gave one last look at the angry dark one before sprinting away from him.
He seemed to know what I was going to do and the next thing I knew there was a whizzing noise in my head and I felt him grab me.
"No," I heard him whisper, "it took me this long to get you, and I am not letting you up!"
He was behind me, holding my hands together and his other hand on my neck. Dude, I know I saw this on a movie once. What happend? Oh yeah! The girl got killed.
"Hey, DL, can I call you that?" I whispered, nervously with a small nervous laugh.
Dark Link rolled his eyes, "I already told you, I'm not going to hurt you. So don't get scared. I just need to get these people away."
Sheik, Modesty, and Jean seemed to have different thoughts. Jean withdrew a gun and aimed it at Dark Link.
"Release her."
Dark Link gave a low chuckle, "Or what? Take a chance and shoot Josie? Go ahead and try."
Jean seemed to have a inner battle with himself, as he looked between me and him. Finally, he growled and lowered the gun.
Dark Link grinned and began backing both of us, until I noticed my feet hit wood. Sneaking a glance around, I saw it was early morning on Lake Hylia. Dark Link was guiding us unto the bridge. "Where are we going?" I asked, biting my lip.
He didn't answer, just continued to hold on to me tight. "I am given two options, Josie. One is to-"
"Let her go!" A familiar voice cried. I turned and saw Link, jumping off Epona and running toward us.
A very impressive thing, to see him running toward me. Sweat and sword drawn.
Everyone stopped and looked at him.
It was like something you would see on Baywatch!
To bad, Link tripped and fell on his ass. I bit my lip to keep from laughing, despite the situation I was in. Dark Link blinked, "THAT is my good side?"
I took a breath to calm myself.
Link stood up and held his sword in both hands, "Let her go." He said calmly and dangerously.
I snuck a look at Dark Link's face. He appeared to be angry for some reason. He looked at me then at Link. Modesty, Jean, and Sheik were watching through wide eyes.
Dark Link hissed, "Damn it! Stupid Ganondorf..." He released me and disappeared in a flash of purple light.
Staggering slightly, I grabbed the rope for help and straightened up. Link ran up to me, "Josie! I'm so sorry, I was being stupid, and...are you all right?" He asked, concerned.
I glared at him, "I almost got kidnapped by your dark side, what do you think? I thought you didn't care anymore. I recall you telling me to..what was it? 'Go home and leave me alone'?"
Link winced, "I was being stupid!"
"You're always being stupid, think of a better one." I said.
Link sighed, "I thought I would put you in danger, because I am the Hero of Time and people, monsters or whatever would try and hurt you more." He bowed his head.
I looked over him, "You didn't think that is was you who was protecting me?" Link looked up and nodded toward Navi and Madison, "I didn't, but they reminded me."
"Well, that was a good reason...some reason I am in a good mood so I'll forgive you...but..."
Link looked at me nervously. I grinned, "You got any food on you? I'm starving!"
Link laughed and hugged me, "You're an idiot." I sighed and melted into his embrace, "You're a blonde, so we're even. It was hilarious when you tripped though."
Link rolled his eyes, "Shut up." Then handed me a smalll napkin filled with breakfast food.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Link winced, and as I began to devour the food, he turned to the crowd who was watching.
"Uhh...hi."
Jean shrugged, "Josie is safe. Come on Modesty. Our job here is done."
Modesty pouted, "Can't we stay for a LITTLE bit! PLEASE!"
"Modesty, you know our job...and what you said a few weeks ago."
"Damn. Fine, fine. Sorry, sissy, Josie, and whatever. Duty calls." They both left, Modesty arguing with Jean about something.
Madison flew over to me, and landed on my shoulder. Navi did the same for Link.
Sheik stood there, staring at me and Link standing together. Link looked up and him, "Sheik! What are you doing here?"
Sheik blinked, "I knew Adri- I mean the dark one would not be in his place and knew something like this would happen"
Sheik then sighed, "I have to go. You must hurry...Link...Josie." He nodded at us and disappeared in a bright light.
Navi and Madison somehow disappeared and me and Link we're alone. I finished the food and I looked at Link.
Link turned to me and snorted, "You got a piece of bacon on your cheek"
I blinked, and rubbed my cheek. "No, other one"
I rubbed the other on.
"No, it's...up...no...oh let me get it!" He stomped over to me and brushed a small piece of bacon off to the ground.
I stared up at him, with my face still in his hands. A small grin fitted itself over his face. I smiled back. And for the third attempt he leaned down toward me.
If only Epona could of stayed quiet...She made a loud neigh which distracted both of us.
Damn her.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Interlude.
I held my hand to my mouth to stifle a giggle. I held up a bottle of whip cream, I had found at the bottom of my pack. How it had got there? I had no clue.
But I was going to use it to my full advantage.
Looking at a sleeping Link, I grinned. I snuck up quietly to Link and sprayed some in both of his hands. Madison watched, from my shoulder, snickering.
I went up to Link's face and gently tickled his nose. Almost instantly his hand went up to his face and covered his face with whip cream.
I giggled loudly.
Link lifted both hands to his face, making his face pure white.
"What the-?"
I burst out laughing. "JOSIE!"
He glared at me and threw a fistful of whip cream at me. I gaped as it hit me in the face.
"MORON!" I sprayed him with the rest of the whip cream. Soon it was a full-blown whip cream fight.
Until Navi got pissed.
"SOME PEOPLE NEED SLEEP AROUND HERE!"
We both froze.
"Sorry"
"Yeah..."
Giving each other grins, we layed back down to the ground, still covered in whip cream and fell asleep.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I couldn't help it! I've had to many frappucinos...