lil-dragon-blue : I know, it short and I am going to try and make this chapter longer. Thankies so much for drawing for me! Thanks!
Link121 : I scare you? Thats the best comment I've had all day! I know it was funnier when they were midgets but...hormones have kicked in! Gah! YAY! T-shirt! (puts t-shirt on) I'm special! I don't think anyone reveals their TRUE selves on the computer. (look around nervously) EVIIIL! I was going to play World of Warcraft but I did't have the right equipment on my computer to be able to play it. Wah! FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! Thankies!
Shiru23454 : No...no updates? (cries) I tried going to that website you gave me but for some reason it didn't come up. I'll try going to it again later, and I'll even leave a comment or a review for it! Thankies!
hyperactivebluechipmunk : Cute name! BACON! All bow down to sugar and donuts! Don't forget cheese! Thankies!
Kitty29 : Yup, need an example of art. No offense or anything. I'm a crappy drawer. The only thing I am good at drawing is chibi faces. GO CHIBI! You have a link to art place or something with your name? I have a account on Deviantart(it only has pictures of my cat and dog though) WHIP CREAM! Don't go anywhere without it! You have a inner you? Mine's under the bed...hmm...Thankies!
Adelina : I know, Adrian is my favorite boy name. So sexy! Drool all you want...I do it everyday. (holds up drool covered pen) I like chewing on things...But something is going to happen in the Water Temple with Adrian...and it's not going to be evil...Thankies!
llppoo33 : I'm still thinking about the surprise ending...But I have already planned a good surprise in Majora's Mask that I am just itching to write. Thankies!
Birth of Venus : WHIP CREAM! WOOT! (hugs pic) It's so...nice. (sobbs) If you kill me, there won't be anymore updates! Don't kill me! (hides) Thankies!
Alucardlordofvampires : Aye, I know it was short. I'll try to make this chapter longer. Yup, closer and closer! As long as hurricanes stay out my way, then I'll be okay! Thankies!
d-pad : Dark Legolas...(drools) Whip cream is good for pranks! I dunno about the other thing...(grins wickedly) Really I have no idea! Nah, I'm not allowed to write that kind of things on here. Some reviewers won't appreciate it and I have to keep all of them happy. Thankies!
OOT Champion : I'm alive! Woot! It takes more than a killer hurricane to kill me! I'm glad I don't live in New Orleans...or I will most likely be dead, cause I wouldn't of evacuated like most smrt I mean smart people. Romantic date with Severus...(sighs) I would have to tie him down to the chair though...and force feed him...and get a tattoo just like his on my arm...Then I would be happy. Kenny's alive! Let's kill him! (gets shotgun out) Well something important is going to happen to Dark Link(aka Adrian) in the Water Temple and its not going to be evil...Evil Surround Sound? I need one of those...I could always picture Link falling down while saving the day so...I had to write it! Nah, no really dirty stuff...or lemon...gah, those things are everywhere aren't they? Even if some perverse reviewers want a lemon scene of this, I still won't write it. (shudders) I'm too young for that kinda pressure! WET WILLIES ARE AWESOME! Nope, you are the only one who writes extremley long reviews and I love answering them! Cheesecake...(drools) School sucks! Destroy all schools! (gets into destroying robot) To school! Thankies!
Justin Time : I LIVE! Link needs to learn to save people properly...and not be clumsy. I have to answer my fave reviewers don't I? Don't worry, I'll try to make this chapter longer. Gaelic! Not Gaylick...is that a word? I need to look it up. I'm Irish and German...so...I can't say anything. I really need to update my profile don't I? Hmm...(puts it on list) Thankies!
Hopeless Maiden : Whip cream fights are fun! Josie has to put up with Link and 'moods'. But that's okay. It's worth seeing Link fall on his ass. Thankies!
LInk/Sesshoumaru/Felix Fan : Girl! Girl then. Who can resist Dark Link(aka Adrian) in his dark mysterious hotness? I'm alive! WOOT! Hello Reikai! Fairies seem to come with Ocarinas all the time for some strange reason. Don't forget to put holes into the bottle...they sometimes run out of air...Thankies!
horsie890 : I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT! I got a t-shirt that says 'Don't blame me...blame video games!' I love it! Josie? Pirate? (images Josie in Captain Jack Sparrow costume) Weird...People who don't have a GCN don't know what their missing! And I was so mad when I heard they moved it! They will suffer! All Zelda fans will form together and go to uhh...wherever they make Zelda games! Thankies!
Georgianna : He is hot...I need to find a pic of him...I have a crush on Severus Snape, so I can't say anything. Odder than me? Now, that I don't know about...Thankies!
kitana5055 : Cuteness! I was in a good mood so...had to write cuteness! Don't worry, something will happen with Adrian in the Water Temple...I think all Dark Link(aka Adrian) will like it. Thankies!
A Fading Shadow : FRAPPUCCINOS! AHHHH! (drinks all frappuccinos) Hyperness...woot! Writing chapter! Pranks is fun! Woot! Thankies!
Dark Elven Warrior : Null tied to a pole and Neko is eating bananas? Cool...Taz is chewing on my foot, so I can't say anything. I shall call Sheik...shim. CHIBI! CHIBI IS CUTE! It really doesn't matter to me, you can do it whatever you like. Thankies!
Peg : Yay for Alabama! Glad to make people laugh. Makes me happy! Whip cream..is the best...WOOT! Thankies!
Peg : Thats how you think I look? ...THANKIES! I live among crazy people...and look how I turned out...THANKIES!
variabler : Commercial? Dinosaurs? We all die sometime...tomorrow...a week...an hour...now...(dies) Just kidding! Thankies!
Birth of Venus : I'M ALIVE! Don't go crazy like me!...I never see the light of day anyway...to busy on the computer. Thankies! CRAZY!
Lil Bre : Gah! Spoiled cheese? (shudders) Still, I wish I could of see his face. Heehee...Rita and Katrina were fine for us. Thankies!
Another chapter, and people have been wondering if anything is going to happen to Dark Link(aka Adrian). Yes! Something important will happen in the Water Temple that Adrian or Dark Link fans will love! TO THE CHAPTER!
Silver finally appeared again, from the forest and immediately galloped to Epona and nuzzled her gently.
Link was talking with the mad scientist dude inside the building about the Water shortage in Lake Hylia and I was...doing nothing...
Madison was teasing a tektite to try and grab her. And Navi was with Link.
So while doing what I did best, nothing, I gathered my thoughts up of the recent events.
Adrian...or Dark Link...why the hell did he want me! Use me as bait for Link...Ganon wants me for some reason...or something else? He did say he wasn't going to hurt me...maybe Ganon wanted me unharmed?
Ha! If he wants me on his side, he's going to be disappointed.
For some reason, I pitied Dark Link...Adrian...in the Water Temple, I would confront him about all of this...
I watched Epona and Silver run around the open space, happily, when a hand landed on my shoulder.
I jumped a foot and gasped. I heard Link laughing behind me. I glared. "That was not funny...warn someone before you do that..."
Link grinned and sighed sadly, "The scientist said that Zora's Domain is completely frozen up due to Ganon...I have to help them-"
"Not yet...after we help the gorons. They are in more danger than the zoras right now. We must head to Death Mountain."
Link nodded and whistled for the horses. Mounting on Epona, he took one last sad look at the dried up lake before sighing and trotting out.
I followed.
Soon we were, galloping at a regular pace across the field of Hyrule.
"Josie"
"Hmmm"
"Whats that place over there"
"Where"
"The canyon? I've never seen it"
"Oh! Gerudo canyon. We're not able to go there now. Thats the last place we need to head to"
"...why"
"First of all we need the Eye of Truth and Hover boots. Then we need to prove ourselves to...wait..wait wait wait..." I stopped, realization pouring through me.
Link slowed down to a halt and stared at me in concern, "What is it"
"Link...all the Gerudo women have red hair...the only way to get into the desert is to have a pass...If I could steal a Gerudos clothing and Pass card. I could pass myself off as a gerudo then I could walk in and sneak you in as a prisoner into the desert...without going through all the trouble of defeating them all..."
Link stared, "I have no idea what you are talking about...Wait...we have to take a woman's clothes off!"
I gave him a annoyed look, "Link...your 17 and I know your hormones are probably out of control. But PLEASE keep your mind out of the gutter...wait scratch that out...keep your mind in the gutter...just don't voice those thoughts out loud." Then I began trotting at a faster pace,
"When the time comes, you will understand Link...now come on! We need to get to the mountain..."
It took a while before we reached Kakariko village and the sun was already set. I dismounted Silver and patted him on the head, feeding him a apple I bought in Kokiri.
"As promised Silver...get some rest..." I scratched behind his ears and he snorted softly.
Link and I walked up the stairs, everything was quiet now. Even in the village, only muffled voices were heard from inside the houses. The village was illuminated by the light from the fiery mountain.
"So...pretty...fire..." I whispered, entranced by it. Link hit me upside the head and a quiet laugh, "No time for distractions, Jos."
I crossed my arms and sniffed, "I do NOT tend to get dist- OOH! Look Link! A bat!" I pointed to a passing bat,
Link smirked, "Exactly my point."
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing."
I looked at him suspiciously, before shrugging. Probably nothing important anyway.
Link looked back at me, he was already walking toward the mountain entrance.
"You coming"
"Yeah yeah. Don't get your pantyhose in a twist"
Link blinked, "Pantyhose?"
I ducked my head, to hide a snicker, "Nothing Link"
Madison flew out of my bag, "I thought I heard something weird..."
I gave her a weird look, "What the hell, Madison? I say something weird and you fly out?"
She stared, "Well yeah...weirdness is my thing."
I stared at her, "Whatever"
I followed Link, Madison following slowly.
"Hey Madison...I wondered...whats its like being a fairy?"
She flew in front of me, "Well...flying is fun...I can fit into small places...and its...different from being a normal person, I guess"
I nodded and stopped next to Link, fron where he was looking around the Mountain Entrance.
"Where did the guards go?" He wondered out loud.
"Link, Hyrule is screwed up. Every place that was protected is open to every body. But probably no one will enter, cause of dangers and crap." I explained, shrugging.
Link nodded, "Shall we enter?"
I stared up at the mountain and sighed, "I'm ready...I think"
Madison looked between the both of us.
"What is wrong you two? You act like we are about to head to death's door."
Link rolled his eyes, "Madison, have you looked at the mountain"
She blinked, "No"
I gaped at her, "All this time, and you haven't bothered to look up!"
Madison shrugged, "I didn't see the need to do so, but since your making a big deal about it..." She flew slightly upward so she could see the flaming ring around Death Mountain.
Silence.
Calmly, she flew back down and went eye level to me.
"...that looks bad."
I nodded, "Yup."
"We're not going in there, are we?"
"We are."
"...your mean. I'm hiding"
She flew into my pack and went silent. I snorted.
Link shook his head and smiled at me before we began heading up the mountain path. Everything was silent at first, the first few tektites were easy to kill and Link stayed quiet.
Until he saw the boulders.
"...I don't remember those"
"Thats because, we were asleep for seven years and somethings do change during those times..." I said in a sweet voice.
Link turned around to where I was walking behind him, and glared.
I continued to grin at him, then I saw a boulder rolling down toward us and gasped.
"Link!" I grabbed him and pushed him against the mountain wall, shielding his body with mine.
As it passed, I relaxed with a sigh of relief.
"Uh...Jos? As comfortable as I am, we really need to keep moving." I heard him laugh slightly.
I turned and gave him a annoyed look, "Well then, next time, save your own ass..." And began to walk off.
"Wait! Josie!" He ran up next to me, "Sorry...I should of been paying more attention"
"Thats what you have me for..." I said witth a grin.
When the next boulder rolled down, Link and I dodged it with ease. "Where are all these coming from?"
I shrugged, "I never figured it out. Probably some pissed of goron on top of the mountain throwing balls of poo down at us."
Link laughed loudly, "What! Where...Josie...how the hell do you come up with these things?"
I shrugged, grinning happily, "Just special I guess"
Link shook his head, still chuckling.
We stopped in front of the entrance of the Goron home.
"Well...lets see what damage Ganon has done here..." Link said, taking a deep breath and walking in.
I stared after him, "Wait, gorons don't throw poo! Monkeys do!" Then ran after him.
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NOTE! EVERYONE READ! IF YOU DON'T READ! YOU WILL NOT GET A LINK PLUSHY!...Have I caught everyone's attention? Good.
I WILL BE CREATING A NEW STORY DURING MAJORA'S MASK! I WILL BE HAVING HELP FROM MY FAVORITE REVIEWERS JOSIE FAN...or call him Crevan...IT IS GOING TO BE A LONG ASS STORY...CROSSOVERS WITH SOME OTHER CRAP, BUT THE PLOT IS EXCELLENT! IT WILL BE A SIDE STORY AND TWILIGHT PRINCESS WILL BE AU...need any more information. Just ask.