Crevan7 : (hugs) Well written? Heh...I don't know about it beating the rest...but...if you say so. (I would be doing the happy chibi face, but this damn notepad won't let me) Tired of fire! Impossible! Two figures...I wonder...(gives out cookie) COOKIE! THANKIES!
variabler : I read it! I'm a nice person. I read it. I can picture it, and its sounds so awesome! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
lil-dragon-blue : Isn't it great? YAY! Well there was more...and this is going to me even more! (hugs) I shall continue writing! Must hurry with next chapter! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Liz-Sakura : Yes...dun..dun...dun...FIRE TEMPLE! So..pretty...fire...What else can happen? Alot more! Yay! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Shiru23454 : (nodds head) Two whips kick ass man. Even in games like Castlevania. (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Alucardlordofvampire : Cliffes rule! YAY! But there was the next chappie...which also had a cliffie...heehee...don't be sad! More chapters on the way! Poor Link...Heehee...I like being evil. (cackles and gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
ranmda hibiki : You got your wish! I already planned on doing that and you figured it out! Woot! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Justin Time : Yes, I put alot of work into the last chapters...just to please everyone! Yay! Ah, yes good memories of being a midget...wait..I still am a midget! AHHH! Oh well! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Crazed Individual : I think I do...I think I do...heh, that sounded so melodramatic. Heh...(gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Hopeless Maiden : I love suspense! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
RainingHeart : I will! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
dpad : She's not? (throws candle at Madison) AHAHAHAHAHA DIE! (cough) I live in the southern and pretty state of Alabama...So, we get some hurricanes around here...(gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Kitty29 : WHO AM I! I don't know! HELP ME! (runs into wall)...Owwy...that never works...(gives out cookie) Have a cookie!...Thanks!
llppoo33 : I worked hard...I think. Me? Vanish? And not answer my precious reviewers? NEVER! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Chirijirade : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule then! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, I will not be held resposible for any missing limbs. Heh. I love doing that. Yes..play the game! PLAY IT! My evil plan is working! (cackles)...YAY! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : ...(crickets chirp)...chibi's? Ah, forgot again eh? Heh, its okay. I am not pressuring you or anything. Send them anytime you want! My english teacher doesn't like me either..don't worry...I just had to add the new weapons in. Had to. Don't worry! I won't hurt you! Instead...have a cookie! (gives out cookie) Thanks!
adri66215 : YAY! Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, I will not be held responsible for any missing limbs. Heh...I STILL love saying that...Call her Josie. Nuria is her name that she will probably never use. I forget things in the game, I have to either play it again, or look it up on the computer. Yup, Link and Josie will be together...not planned at the start...but changed my mind. (gives out cookie) COOKIES RULE! Thanks!
Ryu the youkai : ...you typed it because...it has to do with fire...and I like fire...so...FIRE! (gives out cooke) Here's a cookie for it. Thanks!
A Fading Shadow : Damn hormonal teenagers is right...gah! Have to deal with them every day! I hope I am just a teenager...(gives out a cookie) COOOOOOKIE! Thanks!
Hyperactivebluechipmunk : Nice name. Yes, I have finally updated...with..cliffies of doom! Maybe there is a door behind it...you never know unless you check! Must check three face statue...(gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Ojii-san : YAY! I give happiness to everyone! GRINS FOR EVERYONE! I hate...those...blech..days..even though I hardly have those. More pyro fun on the way! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
horsie890 : Ruto shall...DIE! WOOT! Go Jack Skellington! He kicks everyone's ass! Someone said it wasn't a costume? They shall DIE! A s'more? What kind of costume is that! Still the chocolate and run! RUN RUN RUN! For Halloween...I was...the Grim Reaper...with the scythe dude. I kicked some serious ass. Heh, (gives out cookie) Cookie! WOOT! Thanks!
Linky/Sesshy/Felix Fan : I am easily amused to...I find a chipmunk, one of the funniest things ever made. Lol. Take your time, I don't want to pressure anyone. SHINY SWORD! WOOT! (runs after sword)...shiny...(gives out cookie) Have a cookie! Thanks!
Paige Fox : Nah, I think you only need to be 13. I got in when I was 12 so..heehee...oops? I shall call you...Marina! Cause it is the longest option there! WOOT! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Adelina : (blushes) Aww...thanks...I never knew it would get this popular...Have a cookie! (gives out cookie) Thanks!
anonymous : Updating! Don't worry! I wouldn't stop in the middle! No! Never! I won't torture you all to much now...(gives out cookie) COOOOOKIE! Thanks!
llppoo33 :...umm...love you to? Here...you can love this cookie...(hands out cookie)...Cookie..Thanks!
Tsukichan-san : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hryule! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and I will not be held responsible for any missing limbs...I still...love...doing that! Heh...yes I am insane. Well, here is some mroe updates to keep you all happy. To make me happy. Dream joke? I'll have to look back on that...(gives out cookie) Coookie! Thanks!
llppoo33 : Hi again! Have another cookie! (gives out another cookie) Thanks!
JairukazeShirokaze : Long name...GO PYROMANIA! FIRE! (hugs fire) Umm...poor Jai? No go somber and gloomy..be happy! HAVE COOKIES! (gives cookies) Thanks!
kitana5055 : ...Its magic! Don't ya knoow! Never believe its not so! That was the only thing I could think of to answer that. (gives out cookie) COOKIE COOKIE! Thanks!
CHAPTER 29 REVIEW RESPONSES!
Crevan : (hugs) FIRST REVIEW! YAY! (gives lots of cookies) COOOOOOOOKIES! THANKIES!
You know who...: No I don't know who...but I'll answer anyway! Yes...the big balls of poo...I always did think that was big balls of poo in the game...I mean, what else could they be! GO JOSIE! WOOT! World domination! (gives out cookie) Have a cookie! Thanks!
Little Sakura 87 : Oh yes...very easy for them both...but the water temple is going to be hell though...Damn water temple. I loved the Flame Dancers for some reason. ...fire...well I love everything fire. Nope, water temple...bad...Updating soon! Don't worry! (gives more cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
adri66215 : Oh yes it was...(looks at bloody hands)...very long chapter. Yes, there will be a cross over with others. It may be easier for her in the Fire Temple...but in the Water Temple...its not going to be as easy...I'm evil...heehe...(gives cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
ranma hibiki : Glad to be of help! I worked on this chapter, just hoped it pleased some of you all.HAVE A COOKIE! (gives cookie) Thanks!
Liz-Sakura : Crevan is a new character. A very good friend of mine. Yes, made Tails a girl for future reasons. Heh...Josie is going to have a special way to defeat the boss. So, Crevan reminds you of Mikey huh? Mikey was always my fave character. (gives out cookie) Have a cookie! Here's the next chapter! Thanks!
RainingHeart : (gives out cookie) COOKIE! I will! Thanks!
Claire : You love it? Wow...don't worry! Here's the next update! (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
variabler : The best? ...wow...The Real Legend? Never heard of it. I will look for it though! If you say its funny, it probably is. (gives out cookie) Lots of cookies for everyone! Thanks!
llppoo33 : Sneezed? YAY SNEEZE! Yes, had to write a long chapter to make everyone happy. You didn't think I was going to be a meanie and write a short one? Me? Nah! Josie may have a few tricks up her sleeve...heehee...Why I put the cliffy? I like cliffies...(grins and gives out cookie) Have a cookie! Thanks!
Hopeless Maiden : Updating! Don't worry! Have a cookie! (gives cookie) Thanks!
Crazed Individual : I'm always hyper...even if I don't seem like it. (eye twitches) No ignoring! I never ignore any of my reviewers! In fact...I give you cookie! (gaves cookie) Thanks!
Adelina :...yes..it did sound wrong...but I laughed so YAY! Lol. Homework? Gah, hate homework...I still got to do all my homework...damn...(gives out cookie) Thanks!
A Fading Shadow : Maaaaaaaaybe. You have to read the chapter! (gives cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Dpad : Awwww, cliffies aren't all that bad are they? I like writing them. Me? Wish for shirtless Link! Maybe Like Like and Josie will...no, Madison is not a lesbian..lol...I probably made a mistake and typed in shirt instead of backpack..oopsie? Why it takes me a while...hmm...well school sucks ass and chapters can be hard to wright at times. I have to flick back and forth between the Walkthrough, Script, and chapter to get everything as perfect as I can. (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Paige Fox :...well...atleast you won't have a problem with Tails being a girl then! Lol, Tails was a boy in the game, comic, cartoon or wherever you saw him at. Wasn't he adorable? (grins) I corrected the spelling as best as I could. (gives out cookie) COOKIE COOKIE! Thanks!
Justin Time : And more secrets to come! (giggles evilly) Yes, damn those gorons and their big balls of poo! I have hardly played Sonic games, a friend of mine has made me think Tails is one of the cutest things alive. Heh...Sonic and Knuckles? Probably not...but who knows what the future may hold? Knuckles...lipstick...Oo...thats different. Volvagia? Read on to find out! While eating cookies! (gives cookie) Thanks!
Alchemistangel : (gives out cookie) I will! Thanks!
Link-Sesshy-Felix Fan : (watches you running around screaming happily) YAY! Cute? Oo...Cute...Thats a new one. Heh. (gives out cookie) COOKIE! Thanks!
Shiru23454 : You know, I just might do that...(goes off plotting) Heehee..thats a good idea you know. I got some plots in the furture, that me and a good friend of mine have thought up. Fire Enblem? Oh...umm..I have never played it...DON'T KILL ME! I'm to young and insane to die! I give you cookie! (gives cookie and runs) Thanks!
Chirijiraden : Yup, Tails is in the story now. Long updates! YAY! (gives out cookie) LOTS OF COOKIES! THANKS!
horsie890 : The switches were to hard and Link was stronger so he did it! BROWNIES! How about some cookies to go with it? (hands out cookie) Thanks!
Ness : Thankies so much! Pyromaniacs just aren't seen often in stories these days. Since I am one myself...I love fire! I love fire! You get cookies to! (gives cookie) Thanks!
Fukuro : Those Like Likes were mean to me...and kept trying to steal all my clothes...so I had to write that it. Link in all that? Oo...can't picture that now...If you read other reviews, I have given out cookies to EVERYONE! Just for you! So feel special and wish Link a very happy birthday! (gives you LOTS of cookis) Thankiesd!
Dark Lady of the Sith : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all time I will not be held responsible for any lost limbs...heh, I could never tire of doing that. I have alot of crazy friends myself. AHH! (hides from lightsaber and throws cookie and runs) Thanks!
(blank!) : Nice name! Its blank! Heh... Nah, I didn't name them, I got them off the walkthrough. Yes, Tails is very awesome, adorable, and cool. Along with Crevan.(gives out cookie) Heh. Thanks!
Suicidal Sweety : I'm glad you feel that way, it made me happy to hear that. (gives out cookie) Thanks!
Suicidal Sweety : Second sign? You're going to have to remind me of what I wrote about that, I tend to forget these kind of things easily. Here, have another cookie. (hands out cookie) Thanks!
NekoGuyFan : Welcome to Idiot Meets Hyrule, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all time I will not be held responsible for any lost limbs. Still never tire of saying that! Yay! Yes, the Water Temple will be hard for Josie especially, since she prefers fire over anything else. I LOVE FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! (gives out cookie) I will! Thanks!
Suicidal Sweety : Yes, I have heard the news of TP and was disappointed and kinda delighted at the same time, because they are making the game even better! The better it is, the more happier us gamers will be! Link...a goat herder? Oo Oh boy, am I going to have fun when I write that. Heh. Go Epona! (gives out cookie) Thanks!
hyperactivebluechipmunk : Uhh, nice name. Heh. Sorry, have to have a evil cliff hanger here and there for my own amusement. Heehee. I had to make Josie be alone in the Fire Temple for certain scenes to play out. (hands out cookie) Cookie to cheer you up! Thanks!
Kitty29 : Four days! Wow...I feel so happy! Yes, I made it long so everyone can be happy. (gives out cookie) COOKIE Thanks!
Jacie : Heh...thats alot of pleases...I will write all the stories that I can. No, I haven't written the other ones yet. (gives out cookie) Cookie to make you happy. Thanks!
JairukazeShirokaze : Ah, Tales of Symphonia...as much as I loe that game, no the comment is from 'Fatal Frame 2 Crimson Butterfly' I love that game...I'm sorry...so sorry...Heh...Very scary game. (gives out cookie) COOKIE! No faint! Thanks!
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
Onto the next chapter, shall we? Heehee...be prepared my friends.
Link stayed behind me, as we walked slowly into the large room. It was really quiet at first, and my heart was pounding furiously in my chest. The only noise I heard was the hissing of the lava.
"Well...where is he?" Link whispered in my ear. I shivered slightly and shrugged, "Hiding probably...waiting..."
Link backed up, "Waiting for what?"
"...enemies...Stay here Link."
"Jos, I-"
"Don't worry...its the FIRE boss...I think I can handle a little fire. What's that they say...'Fight fire with fire'?" I grinned, "Don't worry."
Link, reluctantly paused, and watched me as I continued walking slowly forward.
A growling noise echoed.
I stopped, clenching my fists and biting my lip nervously, "Uhh...hello?"
Out of nowhere, a giant beautiful dragon appeared out of the lava below me. I gasped in both amazement and shock as the dragon flew around me like a snake. The dragon was red and yellow and a helmet on its large face. Behind the massive mask, I could see yellow eyes blinking at me. I couldn't tell the emotion in them. I prayed it wasn't anger.
Swallowing my fear, I yelled out to him, "VOLVAGIA!"
The dragon zoomed around me and landed on the platform in front of me, staring at me. "Nuria." Volvagia's voice was deep. Very deep. A slight hissing tone to it.
I panted and nodded, "Yes. Nuria the Fire Master."
Volvagia swagged it tails around, "...He sssaid you would come." He talked very slowly and carefully.
"Edan?"
Volvagia hissed angrily, "Don't sssay hissss name! I can't bear to hear it."
I backed up in fear, "I am sorry."
Volvagia stared at me, "You are afraid of me."
I bowed my head. "You are my massster, no matter what you tell me to do, no matter how much I protesssst. I have to obey you."
I inwardly gave a sigh of relief. I opened my mouth to say something else when Link from behind me called out.
Volvagia looked up, his mouth opening wide and eyes turning brighter as he took off in flight.
Link ran up to me, "What's going on?"
I opened my mouth then closed it, frustrated, "Link, listen to me. I want you to hold my hand and DON'T LET GO! I am serious!"
"Jos, please tell me what is-"
Volvagia landed beside me and stared at Link, "Thisss issss the one I am ssssent to kill..." He hissed, eyeing Link.
I stood protective in front of Link, "You will NOT harm him."
Volvagia stared at me, "My masssster-"
"Ganondorf is your master no longer! You will not harm either of us." I glared.
Volvagia went silent for a moment...then roared and clawed at his mask. I gasped and back up, making Link get behind me. Volvagia was clawing at his mask furiously until it broke off and fell to the ground, shattering to a million pieces.
Shaking, Volvagia looked at me, bright yellow eyes blinking clearly at me. "The cursssse...it issss gone..."
"Ganon placed you under a curse?"
"Yessss, to do whatever he sayssss...but he musssst of forgot you were the Fire Masssster...and I am under your sssservice."
"No...you are free to do what you want. No killing innocents though. No destroying things either."
Volvagia looked at me, "...free?"
"Free."
Volvagia seemed to glow before us, "Free...free at lasssst..." He bowed his head for a few seconds, I shifted, still watching him.
Volvagia looked up, throwing his head back and a bright light grew above his head. A small something appeared and landed in his mouth.
He lowered his head toward me and there in between his teeth was a necklace.
It was a red glowing warm ruby, surrounded by black sparkling orb like rocks.
"Keep thissss necklace with you, when you are in dire need, grab it hard and think about me. It can sssummon me for a limited time. They sssay thisss issss magic at its deepessst point. Keep it with you, do not losssse it."
I grabbed it gently and looked at it, it seemed to glow with life. I nodded and handed it to Link. Link stared at it for a couple of minutes before standing behind me. I lifted my hair up and let him put it on me.
After giving a small smile to Link, I turned back to Volvagia, "What...what are you going to do now?"
Volvagia snorted slightly, "Sssstay here of coursssse and guard the temple."
"Oh...that fits. May I ask you something?"
He nodded his large head.
"Why did you kill all those gorons?"
Volvagia bowed his head, "After..my other masssster died...I just got sssso angry and killed all thossse who dared try to comfort or near me...in thisss cassse...the goronsss..."
"You were going to kill them if we did not come."
"Ganon curssed me remember? I wassss not in my right mind...but assss(A/N heh..ass) ssson assss I saw you...everything ssseemed to click back in place...I died...come back under a cursse...and the next fire massster sssaved me."
I smiled, "It was nothing."
Volvagia nodded and sniffed the air, "You ssshould leave soon...the curssse on this temple has been broken thanksss to you."
He moved over and a giant heart appeared where he had laid. Link picked it up and it split into two for both of us.
The normal blue glowing spot appeared in the middle. I turned to Volvagia, "I will see you again...right?"
He seemed to laugh, "In time. Goodbye Nuria, Fire Masssster...he did sssay you would help me."
Before I could ask what he meant, Volvagia had already taken flight and zoomed around the room before disappearing into the lava.
I stared at the lava for a few seconds, before I felt a tug on my arm. Turning, I saw Link standing there a weird look on his face, "Come on, Josie. We got to go to the Chamber."
I nodded and followed Link into the glowing blueness.
"Jos?"
"Yes, my dear Link?"
A moment silence. "...that was weird."
I laughed to myself, "I know, Link."
"...you know what?"
"What?"
"We have not been harmed by a boss in the temples yet..."
I snickered, "Ganondorf is losing his touch. He forgot I was the freaking fire master!"
We both laughed and appeared into the Chamber of Sages. Darunia was standing in front of us, smiling.
"Thank you, brother and sister! I really appreciate what you did..even if you didn't kill the dragon, you broke the curse on the temple and Volvagia. I thank you both on behalf of the entire goron race! You both turned out to be a real man and woman, just as I though you would!"
"...wait, what!"
Link shook his head, "Jos..."
"What's wrong, sister?" Darunia asked.
I shrugged, "Nothing...my mind being sick again and making sentences sound sick." I gave them both grins and heard Madison giggling in my pack.
"...riiight. By the way, I, the wild Darunia-"
I coughed to hide a giggle.
"Wild...heehee..."
Link shot me another look that told me to try and stay quiet.
"-turned out to be the great Sage of Fire...Isn't that funny? Well, this must be what they call destiny. Nothing has made me happier than helping you seal the curse and evil here! So, I want you both to take this."
Raising his hands to the sky, a red medallion appeared and floated toward Link. He closed his eyes as the new rush of energy rushed through him.
Darunia turned to a blood red candle, which appeared out of no where. Darunia summoned a small flame into his hand and placed it onto the candle. I sighed as the same rush of energy went through me.
Everything began to go white. Before we both disappeared from the chamber, I heard Darunia say, "Now you and I are true brothers and sisters!"
Apparently, Darunia doesn't have the best aim in teleporting people. Because when I opened my eyes...I was on top of another roof...in Kakariko.
So startled, I tripped and fell. Link tried to grab me, but once again somehow stumbled on top of me. Great.
I stared up into Link's eyes. He appeared to be smiling and laughing. "Link...how come you always manage to fall on top of me?"
He shrugged, still grinning, "Magic?"
I snorted, "Fair enough...now get off, before my legs fall asleep."
I heard him mutter something...which I know wasn't mature.
"What was that?"
"Nothing." He smiled innocently and stood up, pulling me upwards also. "Thanks." I muttered. "Why do we always appear on a roof?"
"No idea, Jos. Come on, we got to get down."
I balanced myself on the roof and paused, "Let me save us a couple of minutes..." I turned to my pack, "MADISON! Don't come out again, the owl is back"
I heard her mutter angrily about 'damn owls like eating fairies'
I grinned and let Link help me down onto the ground. "We need to find somewhere to eat and rest...these temples are starting to kill me, Link."
He laughed sadly, "Just a few more! You stay here, I am going to go ask someone about a place to stay."
I nodded, not really wanting to argue and looked around the small town.
Madison flew out of my pack, still muttering underneath her breath. I grinned and snickered to myself.
I walked forward slightly, to see if there was anything new around here and heard a door opening. Being the curious and nosey girl that I am, I looked around a corner of a house and gasped.
They were back again...the two I saw from the temple. Crevan and Tails. What the hell were they doing around here, I wondered to myself. I could hear the boy, Crevan, muttering to himself.
Tails was looking at him with her arms crossed, "So you get everything?" She asked.
He nodded, looking through a bag, "Aye...food...some of that red stuff...an annoying fairy to use as target practice..."
Tails shot him an annoyed look. Crevan gave a sigh, "Everything but a map! No one in this town sells...a map! I have yet to see a map on the wall. Hell, not even a sign to tell where the hell the bathrooms are! I don't think there are bathrooms! And there's more people then houses! Who ever built this town was drunk or something..."
Tails shook her head, the annoyed look still on her face, "Just forget it..."
He suddenly smiled, "Also, I bought this!" He held up a bottle with a blue flame in it.
Tails looked from the bottle to him, "You know...I would be asking why in the world you bought that, but right now, I'm more puzzled on how that flame is staying alive..." She stared at the bottle, fascinated, "It's in a bottle! No air! It should die! Poof! Gone! It should cease to be!" She waved her hands in demonstration.
Crevan went silent for a few seconds, then answered slowly, "Umm...a wizard did it?"
Tails gave a small laugh and looked around, spotting me at the corner. Her eyes widened and she tugged at Crevan's arms, "Umm...Crevan..."
Crevan looked in deep thought, "I wonder what would happen if I pok-" He looked at Tails, "What?"
She pointed at me, "Its that girl again..."
I continued to watch, "Umm, Hi I am-"
Crevan stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said nervously, "Umm...we're not here right now, please leave a message, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible...beeeeeeeeeep..."
I walked forward slightly and stayed silent for a second. Hey, it was worth a shot, right?
"Umm...well umm..this is Josie...I uhh...kinda saw you two in the fire temple...I was umm..wondering if-"
Before I could finish my sentence, something hard hit me in the head. "Ow!" Clutching my head, I turned around and saw Madison there glowing red, looking between me and the two.
"What was that for!"
Madison glowed angrily, "What the hell are you doing!"
I rolled my eyes, "Isn't it obvious? I am leaving a message! Dumb ass..."
She gaped at me for a second, "You...you...are calling ME a dumb ass...and you are.." She shook slightly.
"I can't believe you really are that dumb and-" She continued rambling. I hit her hard again. She turned yellowish color and fell to the ground, dazed.
I turned back to Crevan and Tails. Tails was staring at us through large eyes, "I can't believe that almost worked."
Crevan grinned and shrugged, "Well there's another failed escape plan."
He turned to me, "Look, weird lady who's too nosey...we can't have you interfere with us."
"Interfere with wha-"
"I'm sorry, but this is going to hurt.."
I stood back, and drew my whips, ready to fight. Tails sighed and shook her head.
Crevan took a step back. Something unexpected happened...instead of attacking me with a weapon...magic...or whatever I thought was going to happen...he...transformed into some kinda of weird lizard thingy.
So startled and amazed, I lowered my whips and stared at him.
The lizard ran up to me and before I could raise my whips for proection, the lizard kicked me in the face. The force threw me back a few feet and left me dazed and dizzy. "Pwetty stars..." I mumbled, blinking hard.
The lizard turned back normal. Tails stared at me, "I think you over did it"
Crevan shot me a look, "Sorry...come on, Tails.." He grabbed her and disappeared behind a house.
I laid there for a couple of minutes, trying to clear my vision and thoughts. I rolled over and took a few deep breaths, rubbing the place on my forehead where he hit me at.
He...can transform into an animal! How...how could he do that? Very powerful magic...and...interfere with what? I stood up, ignoring how everything seemed to be double.
"Ow! You nearly stepped on me! Bitch..."
I snorted, "Madison. That's Miss Bitch to you."
"Whatever, help me up. You hit me a little to hard."
I kneeled down and picked her up, "Sorry, but you did see them right? I'm not crazy!"
"...I'm not sure about the not crazy part...but you are a dumbass and yes I did see them."
I gave her a look and grinned, "We should find Link and get some rest. Its starting to get dark."
Madison landed on my shoulder. I turned a corner and my jaw dropped at what I saw. Link was literally being chased by a flock of chickens.
He was running around and foaming and red eyed chickens were chasing him around a small space. The cuckoo woman has covered her mouth and appeared scared.
I ran up to her, "What's going on?"
"He fell on one and they all got really mad!" She explained.
"He...fell?...Oh my dear clumsy Link..." I shook my head sadly, laughing to myself. Looking up, I noticed the chickens(cuckoos, whatever) had ran him into a corner and were slowly approaching.
"Okay! LINK!" I ran up to them and kicked the chickens out of the way and drew my whips, "You see this, chickens? One of my favorite food is fried chicken...baked chicken...chicken tenders...popcorn chicken"
"Josie, that's enough. You're making me hungry..." Madison said.
I smiled and continued, "So chickens...either you leave my good friend here, Link...alone...or you all will find yourself on my plate with some KFC mashed potatoes and biscuits...Madison...please stop drooling on me."
"Sorry." She glowed sheepishly. The chickens eyes turned back to normal and the foam stopped. There was a small moments pause and they went back to clucking happily and walking around.
Link walked to me, panting, "Umm...thanks."
"Link...you can take care of all kinds of different monsters...yet you can't take care of some chickens? Link...you can do better." I patted him on the head.
He blushed and stared at me, "What happened to your face?" A concerned look appeared on his face and he gently touched the bump on my head. I smiled at him.
"I'll explain later. Right now we need some rest and food."
The cuckoo lady spoke behind us, "You can stay at my place. There is plenty of room and food."
"We don't really want to be a bother."
"Nonsense! You two need a place to sleep and eat...follow me!"
We followed her into a cozy house where there was beds and food on the table. We stayed there for the night and even got to bathe ourselves(no stinkyness! YAY!), sleeping peacefully in the different beds, she set out for us. The Fire Temple was long and we needed the rest.
"Jos...time to get up...its sunrise.." I could hear a distant voice.
"Noooo...mommy I don't want to get up and go to school...Elvis will throw blue ducks at me.."
"...I don't want to know...JOSIE! WAKE UP!"
I fell out of bed and looked up a grinning Link, "You're awfully cheerful in the mornings." I muttered.
He nodded, smiling, "Yup! We need to head for Zora's Domain. Navi told me, she feels something bad is happening there."
"Can't it wait until tomorrow?"
"Nope, today."
"Oh goody..." I muttered sarcastically.
"I already got the packs packed with food enough to last us for a while. So all we have to do is just go."
"Yeah, yeah.." I mumbled, standing up and stretching. "Where's Madison?" I asked.
"Sleeping in your pack." He answered
"Lucky bitch." I mumbled.
He smiled and we exited the house. Link thanked the cuckoo lady and finally exited the village. "So...Zora's Domain?" I asked, petting Silver and feeding him a carrot.
"Yup."
"Well, we don't need horses...we can just walk there from here."
Link nodded and we began the short walk from here to the domain. It was around mid morning when we arrived. I shivered as a cold wind blew through my hair, "Its...kinda cold."
"Cold? Not really cold...well not to me..." Link said.
I shivered, "I don't know...I just feel cold for some reason."
Link shot me a concerned look, "You going to make it?"
"Yeah, don't worry. I've dealt with worse." I smiled back and continued walking.
Link shrugged and nodded, "If you say so..."
"You never did tell me how you got that hurt on your face."
"Oh yeah! MADISON! Wake up!" I nudged my pack and the sleepy light blue fairy flew out, "What!"
"Link! Madison saw them to...the two from the temple! Crevan and Tails! She saw them to!"
I explained all that happened.
"He..turned into...an animal?"
I nodded. Link shook his head, "Well...okay...
I stared at him, "You do believe me right?"
"I don't know...it just seems highly unlikely."
"One day Link, you will see them! I'm not lying..I saw them three times! Hell, even talked to them...kinda"
"Left a message like a dumbass..." Madison muttered.
"We'll see in the future...we'll see...look we are at the entrance."
I winced and clenched my teeth as a colder wind swept across me, "That's cold dude...that's really cold."
Link looked confused, "Its not that cold is it?"
I gaped, "FREEZING!"
"Not really...come on...Zelda's Lullaby."
I nodded and slowly got my ocarina out. I played the lullaby shakily with Link. The waterfall slowed, making it able for us to jump through. We did and entered the domain.
I almost fell to my knees at the coldness. Link held me up, "What is wrong?"
"S-s-so...cold..." I whispered. Link looked at me, worry in his eyes. "I don't und- Okay...let me get something."
He dug through his own pack and got a blanket out and wrapped it around me. I pulled it close, "It helps...thanks Link...I don't know what's going on."
He held me close and took a look around the room, "Everything is frozen...I don't see any life."
He was right, where the water used to be was only ice covering it. I glared at it, angrily. The waterfall was even frozen in place.
"Where...where is everybody?" He asked.
"F-frozen..." I muttered, pulling him closer for body warmth. I was just focused on getting warm and nothing else.
Link sighed sadly and pulled me up the stairs, slowly. "Maybe the king is okay."
"D-doubtful..."
As we entered the King's Throne Room, he was sitting on the ice, frozen in red ice. That wasn't normal...I pulled away from Link, shivering and summoned a flame in my hand. I sighed at the warmness and walked to the King and placed the flame on him. It didn't even melt him the slightest.
I pulled away and looked at the flame. It warmed my hand up...I made it bigger and extended the flame so that it covered my entire arm. Warmth, I sighed at it at and continued extending it until, I was completely on fire. Much better. I sighed.
Link stared at me, "You're completely on fire, Jos."
"Yup...and warm to..." I smiled brightly, "Now I want to try something. Follow me." I walked to where, seven years ago, we had dived into the water for rupees. Now it was all ice.
"Link, get the hookshot out."
"What for?"
I smiled, "You'll see."
Link got his hookshot out.
"Tie it around my foot VERY securely and hold onto it tight."
"...I know you are not going to do what I think you are going to do.."
I laughed, "Come on, Link! I always wanted to do this!"
"...fine...be careful..."
I lowered the flames surrounding for a second for Link to tie it around my foot. He was shaking his head and muttering the whole time. After getting a secure knot around my foot he back up and held onto it tight.
"Ready, Link?"
"No...but go ahead."
Madison flew in front of me and paused, "...you're an idiot."
"Yup."
"...so what kind of casket do you want, when you die today?" She asked, casually.
I glared, "I'm not going to die! Sheesh!"
I walked back a couple of steps and took a deep breath.
"...FIRE KICKS ICE ASS!"(A/N Just for you Crevan..heehee...) Then ran forward, jumping and spreading my arms out so I looked like a flying fire eagle jumping off a cliff.
I jumped when it pulled and I was swung back up in the air. It continued swinging for a while, before slowing to a stop.
I heard Link above me, "You done, creating chaos here?"
"In this area...yup!"
Link gave a small laugh and pulled me up, until I was safely next to him.
"Did you have fun?
I gave him a large smile, "Yeeeeees."
"Good," He said, "now we have to move on."
"Awwww..."
"Come on, Jos. We have to be mature at some times and we need to see how Lord Jabu Jabu is faring."
I coughed, "Uhh...okay..."
We walked back to where the King was and walked up the stairs behind him, Link was about to continue on but I stopped him and pointed to some paint on the ground. Where it had come from? I had no idea. Did I care? No!
I walked to it and picked it up, "ONE more immature thing Link. Then we can be mature for a few minutes."
"What do you have in mind?"
I giggled in an evil way, "Lets give the Zora King a little make over shall we?"
Link laughed, "Josie...You are evil."
I nodded, grinning, "Yup!" Then walked over to the King and began the Great Fire Master Josie's artwork.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"DONE!" I burst out laughing.
Link stood up and walked over from where he was sitting and waiting for me to finish. I had painted over the King Zora on the ice...and finished! Link gaped at the art.
I had drawn a French mustache over the ice on his face and large blobs over his eyes. On top, I wrote it large letters "KING SHITHEAD' just for the hell of it and because I was mean.
Oh his stomach, I drew a fake can of beer and circles over his chest...making it not look very nice. The rest, I just drew blobs everywhere. Link was laughing his ass off, "JOSIE! Why did you do that?"
"Well...its not like he is going to see it.." I giggled, "I wish I had a camera."
I stared at it with a grin, "One more thing...so that when the ice is melted..all of this will spill all over him." I poured every single bucket of paint on him, making him nothing but a big black blob of ice.
I turned to the exit, "Shall we, Link?"
He nodded, still snickering and followed me out.
"Jos?"
"Yes, Link?" I answered, starting to shiver again.
"Where is Lord Jabu Jabu?"
"Hmm...well if he is in his right mind...he would have left this place."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE ITS FREAKING COLD!" I wailed, pulling him close to me to avoid cold. I didn't want to waste my fire energy on keeping me warm. Link didn't seem to mind and pulled me closer.
"I have bad news, Jos."
"Wah...what?"
"Cold water."
"WAH!" I buried my face into his tunic, "I hate cold water. I hate cold. I hate ice. I like fire."
"I know, I know...if we can just stay on the ice bergs, then we can get to that opening over there in the wall."
We walked up the stairs to where Jabu Jabu used to be and looked down on the ice. I closed my eyes and grumbled. I felt a sharp pain in my leg and gasped, "What the hell!"
"Octos.." Link muttered, grabbing his shield. "Come, Jos. We must hurry."
He pulled my closer to him and began jumping over the ice like it was nothing. He slipped and tumbled a few times, but made it safely over to the opening.
"Josie...this is Ice Cavern. I remember this from a story. You are a fire master...ice...is your worst enemy. So this time, I'll take care of you." Link said.
I sighed, "I hate ice...can we go back to the fire temple? Pleeeeeease?"
"Not yet...come..."
He pulled me up onto the ledge and jumped up. Hugging me closer to him, we entered the cavern.