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NekoGuyFan : Very happy? Goood...well this should make you..kinda happy..not as long as other chapters...but next chapter shall be the longest chapter ever. WHO DOES LIKE ICE AROUND HERE! IT'S UTTERLY HORRIBLE! THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT ICE IS CHEWING ON IT! SO I CAN DESTROY IT! AHAHAHAHA!...Okay I'll stop...(cough)...Thanks!
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"Finally...fresh clean non-icy air!" I grinned as we exited the Ice Cavern at last. Link looked around the foggy water and then back at me with a smile. I smiled right back, "We are never going back in there again, Link."
He nodded, rolling his eyes playfully, "I know...you would kill me if I even mentioned going back."
I nodded, "Yup! I mean who would want to go back into that stupid cold horrible ic-"
Pookie bit me again in the neck and glared.
"Gah! Sorry..sorry...keep on forgetting that you like ice..."
Pookie made an annoyed noise and looked around.
"Well, Jos, we go back to Zora's Domain?"
"Yeah..and help the King Shithead..but..."
"But what?"
I looked at him, then at the icy water, "...water..."
Link gave me a look, "Jos...what's the next temple?"
"...water..."
"I think you'll have to get used to water then..."
"Yeah, but that water probably isn't going to be as cold as this though...so nyah!" I stuck my tongue out.
"Mature...come on Jos..."
"The water is co- GAH! LINK!"
He pushed me into the cold water, Pookie flying off my shoulder before he could get wet. I swam up to the surface with an annoyed expression on my face, "Not funny, Link!" I said, through chattering teeth.
Link gave me an innocent look before jumping in after me, splashing me with even more water. As he appeared above surface, I ducked him under it again, then began swimming to the shore as fast as my freezing legs could take me.
Pookie had flown to safety on the branch, waiting with an annoyed expression that said, 'Can you two stupid lovebirds hurry the hell up!'
I reached the shore and climbed up, squeezing the water from my sopping wet hair and dress. Link climbed up next to me and shook his head to rid the water.
I stared at him, "You're like a freaking dog man..."
He grinned, "You were the one saying I let the dogs out back there."(A/N...you know..I really wish I could have said something else there...but..it wouldn't have been something Link would say..damn..)
I snickered, "Okay Link...whatever you say..." I began walking back to where Zora's Domain was, Link not to far behind me with Pookie flying after us.
Madison appeared from Link's pack, "...what are you all doing!"
I looked at her, "Developing plans to rid the world of all annoying fairies of course! What else?"
Madison glowed darkly, "Funny...no really...what are we doing now..and THAT STUPID BAT HASN'T LEFT YET!" She glared at Pookie who glared back.
"Madison, why do you hate Pookie so much?"
"HE'S A BAT! BATS ARE EVIL! That bat isn't right! Pookie or whatever his name is...is not a normal bat..."
I snorted, "Well duh! Pookie is different! Get used to it...we are about to free King Shithead from the horrible icy prison of doom."
Madison's glow flickered from blue to white, "...sounds boring...wake me when something good happens..." She flew back into Link's pack.
I sighed, shaking my head, "What a bitch..."
Link laughed and we walking back into the Domain and down the path to where the painted black, frozen king was.
"Link..you have the pretty awesome blue fire..."
He took it out of his pack and undid the cork on it and emptied it on top of the black..blob...
I watched with amazement as the painted ice slowly but surely gave away to the blue fire. The ice died..but the paint didn't. As the king was reawakened, the black paint, that I had coated him in not to long ago, covered him.
The king shifted, "..Oh...I've come back to life!..what is all this black stuff!" King Zora looked down, seeing himself coated in nothing but black paint.
I coughed, "Well uh...when you were frozen..umm..Ganondorf must of put you in it..such a horrible man...horrible..utterly horrible.."
Link coughed to hide a snicker.
The King Zora blinked and reached his small hands with water on it to wipe the paint away from his face, "Ah..I see...Was it you two who saved me?"
I snickered quietly and nodded, with Link.
King Zora continued wiping away the paint from his face, "Don't be nervous!" He blinked his eyes and eyed us both, "It looks like you two have a hard breathing underwater."
I nodded, "Yeah..most humans or hylians do...lungs ya know..always getting in the way..."
Link continued snickering into his hand. Pookie shook his head, making an amused noise.
The King Zora blinked, "Yes, well..as an expression of my gratitude, I grant you both these tunics. With this, you won't choke underwater."
He grabbed two tunics from beside him, which I never noticed, and handed them to us.
"Do you uhh...have changing rooms?" Link asked.
The King Zora blinked, "What's that?"
"...that's a no then..." Link looked at me, I shrugged.
"Well uhh..umm..Jos..I.."
I snorted, "Link...I'm not doing to dress into this...I'm just going to put it over my head until we get the hell out of the water temple then I'm taking it off..."
...was that a flash of disappointment in his eyes? Nah...couldn't be...if it was...Link..what a pervert...I snorted in my mind and shook my head.
"Link...you go down the stairs and change..I'll wait up here..don't give me that look! There's no one down there to stare at you, except perhaps the frozen zora's in the water..."
Link's eyes went wide.
"Kidding, Link! Just go down there and change!"
He pouted and turned to the stairs, I remembered something and stopped him.
"What is it, Jos?"
I reached into his pack and got Madison out. She squealed angrily, "DAMN IT, JOSIE! YOU RUINED MY PLAN!"
I grinned at Link, "NOW no one will watch and stare..."
Madison mumbled angrily as I put her into my pack and closed it up. Pookie shook his head and gave an expression that probably mean 'What a bunch of weirdo's...'
Link gaped at me for a few more seconds before shaking his head and walking down stairs. I grinned and put the blue tunic over my head and over my dress. Madison muttered from my pack and flew out.
"Gah..not exactly the most comfortable thing.." I mumbled, shifting it uncomfortably over my dress.
Pookie and Madison were on either sides of the room, glaring at each other.
"Oh come on you two! You're acting like a bunch of first graders!"
Madison glowed darkly again, "I liked first grade." She muttered.
Pookie rolled his eyes and hissed. Madison floated upwards, "Was that a threat you litt-"
"Finished!" Link walked back up the stairs in his new blue tunic...which might I add brought out his blue eyes wonderfully...I shook that thought out of my mind quickly.
"Okay then...shall we get going to the temple?"
Link nodded and got out his Ocarina, "Serenade of Water it is then."
"Yup...but..one more thing.." I turned to King Shithead who had watched us the entire time.
"...try the vegetables and wine diet...works wonderfully..."
Madison snorted from where she had now landed on my shoulder , "Yeah...my mom used it and lost ten pounds and her drivers license."
Snickering to ourselves we turned around back to Link, who had shook his head, "I don't think I want to know."
Pookie landed on my other shoulder and watched as I took my ocarina from my pack. I nodded to Link and at the same time we played the Serenade of Water. As it did with the other songs, we disappeared from domain and appeared on the hill on Lake Hylia.
Link gasped as he saw the dried up lake, "The water!...It's...gone..."
I nodded, "Yup..dried up...went bye bye..."
Link looked at me, "Where did it go?"
"Well, Link...you see..when the sun comes out for long periods of time...a scientifically change of nature happens called a drought...oh wait..nevermind..thats what happened in the Summer of 1998..horrible thing that was...nah..the water just went all into the temple..." I pointed below us.
"We're standing on the temple?"
"Yup...and when we kill the boss...the water will return and all will be right in the Lake Hylia and the zora's will stop bitching to us about it."
Link shot me a look, "Josie...don't.."
I grinned innocently, "Sorry..."
Link sighed with a smile and shook his head. I grinned at him one last time before turning away.
I looked down at the entrance to the Water Temple right below me, "Well, Link...we should be putting our Iron Boots on and jumping down there..."
Link nodded, "Yeah...get this temple over with." He was about to reach into his pack when a familiar voice rang out.
"Well, my very...umm...what's the word...'special'..friends, I must take leave!"
Link looked up, "Who the hell was-"
"But not before a parting gift!"
Pookie suddenly took off my shoulder and flew towards Link and rammed into his head at full speed. Link had no time to respond before he fell to the ground, knocked out instantly.
I gasped, 'Holy shit! Link!" I raced over to him and inspected him. Just unconscious..nothing serious. I sighed in relief and looked up.
Madison looked at Pookie and screamed, "I TOLD YOU JOSIE! THAT BAT WAS FREAKING EVIL! You didn't believe me! I was right! Evil!"
I said nothing, but watched as Pookie the bat transformed into the person I saw from before. Crevan. Crevan picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at Madison. Perfect aim.
It hit her hard, she flew back a couple a feet and lay unresponsive.
Crevan laughed, "That's what you get for whipping that snow ball at me in the ice cavern…and by the way, as you can see, I can talk! Ha!" He did a small victory dance and laughed.
After finishing, he turned to me. I stared at him.
"...wow...Madison was right about something...that's a first..."
Crevan smirked, "There's a first to everything I suppose..."
"...who are you? And why did you knock Link out? And why-"
He suddenly frowned, "You're annoying me again...how I was able to live through your fire obsessed rambling and insulting ice all the time..I'll never knew..." He suddenly grinned, "Time to shut you up..."
He drew a scythe from nowhere, I took a deep breath and drew my whips.
"Listen..I don't think I want to fight you..."
"No...you probably don't want to...to bad..."
He swung his scythe at me, I ducked at the last second and rolled to the side. I stood up quickly and wrapped both whips around the scythe and tried to pull it from his hand. He seemed to be the stronger one, instead of falling forward like I hoped, he pulled back on it. I was thrown a few feet back but I stood back up, panting.
Crevan smirked and walked towards me, I watched as his cape got caught in his feet and fell to the ground.
"Son of a BITCH! Damn this!" He continued swearing horribly on the ground.
I gaped at him and walked forward, "Uhh..."
Before I could say anything, someone tapped me on the shoulder. Startled, I turned around and saw the same girl fox from before. Tails.
She smiled at me, I opened my mouth to say something but she quickly smacked me hard with her two tails, throwing me back into the unconscious Link. Darkness enveloped me before I could do anything.
Tails winced, "..didn't mean to do it so hard..." She shrugged and walked over to Crevan and looked at him. She shook her head slowly, "You and that cape of yours…its going to get you killed someday you know..." She reached down and helped him up.
He brushed himself off and grinned at her, "Thanks for the help."
She smiled, "Anytime." She nodded over at Link and me.
"So..what did you find out about them?"
"They seem to be on some world saving quest or something. Blondie over there happens to be the main character from the game version of this place in my world. Don't ever remember him bringing along some fire controlling chick with an annoying fairy though…" He explained to her.
She nodded, then looked back up at him, "So, tell me, why did you knock them out then?"
He grinned sheepishly, "...bored?"
Tails blinked, "But...ugh.." She shook her head, "..no point arguing about it now I guess...Come on, lets get this over with."
She began walking away. Crevan looked around one last time before following.
A few feet away, Madison got up from where she was laying. She looked at them then at mine and Link's unconscious bodies. Thinking quickly, she followed Crevan and Tails.