NEW NOTICE! PAY ATTENTION MY DEAR REVIEWERS! Heehee...CREVAN! My dear boyfriend...will be making little comments underneath a few reviews...LISTEN TO HIM OR DIE...That's all! heehee! Don't be scared...I can smell fear...heehee...
Crevan7 : Hello, mon amour! First review as always! Heh..THE END OF WORLD IS COMING! Repent!..and thou shall be saved..(cough) I am random. AND LOVE IT! Will do, mon amour! Thankies!
Fukuro : Lemon stuff? Oh noo..the pervness of it..Oh no...you can make it up in your head if you want...And Jean and Modesty will make an appearance late on. Just have to wait and seee...heh..Madison will return soon. Very soon. Don't worry. Don't worry...we're all perverts somehow...(cough) Thanks!
hyperactivebluechipmunk : Pookie is one of my nicknames. It means 'Little Cute Woman'...heehee...He has his reasons for not saying anything. Everyone should be pyro's! ITS SO FUN! FIRE RULES! I Loooooove fire! Me try to update..water temple is a long ass temple...PUDDING! EEEHEEHEE!
Fun fact, I was the one that came up with the name pookie. How I came up with that I have no idea…- From Crevan
adri66215 : MIDGETS SHALL RULE THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHA! eeee.. I'm freaking 4'9 here. Hmm..me never heard of the show..but me shall try to look into it...palm-tree-haired-skirt-wearing-man-lady?...Kay..Heh..Thanks!
Ooh! I love FMA! Envy does remind me of him now that I think of it…You get 10 cookies for describing her as a palm-tree-haired-skirt-wearing-man-lady by the way…or him. Whatever. ----From Crevan.
NekoGuyFan : Oh yeah...Link is turning perverted...especially from what you see in this chapter. Pookie..heh..yes..he was a different bat wasnt he? Annnd..innocent little Josie? Put paint on the king? Naaa...Not her...Heehee...Thanks!
Kaenryu : Ahh..POOKIE..yes...Aww..hated him? Wah..oh well...Nah, me wont punish you...I don't do that to my reviewers..well..most of them..heehee...Thanks!
Me..: Nice name..reminds me of myself. Frosted flakes kick ass, man. Ooh..you shall see in this chapter. I hate her to. You shall see how much in this chapter. Yup..very confusing...Aww..(gives cookie) I respond to EVERY review..no matter..how big..or small! Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : He wont be that bad in later chapters. Nooo...he isn't the bad guy. Bad at choosing pets, eh? Heh...Thanks!
ranma hibiki : Oh yes...he is a perv in this chapter to you shall see. Crevan escapee from mental asylum? heh..I'm sure he will leave a comment for you. Madison and smart in the same sentence? The world is ending..Thanks!
How did you know I escape from…(Cough), I mean, wow, never would have thought you would think he's that insane…---Crevan
Alchemisangel : Thanks!
GreenDayLover19 : Yes..Madison is like that...bitchy and crazy...Only Ruto is a prep..who should die in the flamey pits of hell! AHAHAHAHA! (cough) I mean..uhh..Thanks!
Ojii-san : Cute, eh? Heh...yup..the Water Temple..I hated it to...to long and confusing. Oh yes..Dark Link will appear...and I have some special plans..Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Woooot! Thanks!
Hitoshirezu1 : Hey..we all make mistakes don't we? Heh..Oooh..I'm sure you'll see later...patience...my young reviewer...Thanks!
That damn cape shall cause many problems for all in the future…and you shall find out more about them later, can't say when though, or else the great pyromaniac would roast me alive. Her wrath knows no bounds! Run for your pathetic lives now fools!---Crevan
horsie890 : I agree. 100 percent. I agree. Thanks!
dpad : Oooh..he shall come back though..no worries...I do like zoras...I just hate Ruto. Thanks!
Justin Time : Hmmm...Crevan..is...special...you shall see why later..but..yes..Josie will be able to change into an animal...WAY WAY WAY WAY later though...try Twilight Princess time. Heh..Thanks!
Tsukichan-san : Thanks!
Linky-Sesshy-Felix Fan : It's been a pain in my ass. Dont worry about language! Me no care. You should hear me..heh..lazy, eh? Same here..I mean..damn it..did I say that aloud?..eep..Thanks!
Dark Lady of the Sith : Heh..I shall then...later...don't worry about him. All will change in later chapters..just have to have patience. Dark Link?..(drools...) noooo..I have something special planned for him..heh..nah..you can save that for a later time...so YOUR the one who stole my swords of flame..ah..oh well..Thanks!
Your threats are nothing compared to the power of my level 50 Knights of the old Republic 2 Sith Lord!…I mean, thanks for the review! ----Crevan.
Kitty29 : Heehee! Dont you just LOVE plot twists! It may explain why I like Tales of Symphonia so much to...I mean..Hmm..Pookie has his one reasons..Crevan...No make them into snowcones? Waaaah..oh well..Thanks!
Hiei-Touya-icedemon : Thanks!
TheWatcherandReader : HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! eeee...(eye twitches)...Crevan is CUTE as a bat! Eeehee! Snobbish? Oooh..Crevan will leave you a comment definitely...Nooo! Not the chihuahua! Thanks!
No offence taken.--Crevan.
i-e-m-s : Heh..plot twists rule...Heehee..you said donkey...Thanks!
Yup! And as your prize, you get a life time supply of cherry pie!---Crevan
kitana5055 : The guy from the forest? Hmmm..he's the guy from the Fire Temple, and the village. I know..I should of done that..I was kinda in a rush when I finished it...so...I shall be sure to do that next time. Thanks!
variabler : Meh, its okay. Weirder and weirder, eh? Heh..yup..weirdness is fun though! We're all pervs somehow...heh..She'll come back...soon..sooner than you think...Thanks!
Madison might be back sooner then you think…or not. She might even be off having some random adventure involving cheese. I'm going to stop talking now before I go any more insane.----Crevan.
anonymous : Now, if I told you that..I would ruin the future wouldn't I? Thanks!
Hopeless Maiden : Aaah...Thanks!
Celeborn00 : Ahh...thank you...still..if that movie were to happen..it would kick ass! I loved that movie...Thanks!
The Insane Imortal Dragon : SEVVY! (hugs Severus) Eeee! Sexual tension, eh? Heh... I'll be sure to look into your stories. Thanks!
The Ultimate Warrior Jak27 : No fangirls here...I dont think...(looks around nervously) FIRE! WOOT! I like sugar..deeee...Thanks!
CandyGurl113 : ...Meh..THEY HAVE NO POWER AGAINST ME! THE CRAZED PYROMANIAC! AHAHAHAHA! (cough) I mean...they havent shown my school yet? After going through all that trouble of getting the wood...I mean..(cough) Yes, I agree with you on that dude...heh..aww..(blushes) thanks!
variabler :..well..me never really seen much of Star Wars..but..I'll try. Thanks!
Wyrvvn : Heehee..I always have the giggles. Nice socks! YAY! Okay..Ril-0! Thanks!
Wyrvvn : I have lots and lots and lots of voices in my head..teehee! NOO! NOT THE FANGIRLS! SPARE ME! Hmm..I might be able to squeeze them in..I'll consider your offer...Thanks!
As I slowly waked up, I was aware that I was warmer than I usually was when I wake up. Thinking nothing of it, I snuggled
closer to the object of the warmness...wait...what!
My eyes snapped open, and the first thing I saw was Link's handsome face a little to close to my own. I blinked, he was still
sleeping or unconscious. Sleeping most likely, I assumed. After giving a glance down, I realized his arm was wrapped around
my waist tightly.
What to do...what to do..
"Uhh..Link?"
The only response I got was him pulling me closer to himself, unconsciously. Oh goody...
"Link! Wake up!"
The position I was in was beginning to get uncomfortable. A sharp rock was digging into my right shoulder painfully. I sighed then glanced at Link and smirked, taking a deep breath, "LINK! Wake yo blonde ass up! NOW!"
Link's eyes opened instantly and met my own with a look of surprise in them.
"Jos?" He murmured, softly.
I smiled, "Yes, Link...welcome back to the world of the living."
He gave a sleepy grin, stretching slightly, "I'd rather go back, thank you. It was a lot more...comfortable..there.."
I reached my hand up and smacked his head, "I'm sure it was. Hilarious. Come on, we've got to get up."
Link made a whiny noise, but unwrapped himself from me and stood up. I pushed myself off the ground, brushing any dirt off my dress.
Link yawned widely then glanced at me, "...well...what the hell happened?"
I twisted my back around, comfortable, "Last thing I remember was that Crevan guy knocking us out."
Link's mouth opened in surprise, "What!"
I sighed, "Once again, Link...you missed them..."
I explained all that had happened after he was knocked out.
"Madison can tell you. Madison!"
There was no answer.
I blinked, "Madison! Get your skinny fairy ass here now!"
"That's odd..Madison!" Link began calling her name out. Still, no response.
Navi appeared from Link's pack.
"She might of went after them."
"She's to stupid to do something like that." I muttered.
Link looked around, "We can't stop for her...we got to continue on. She'll show up."
I couldn't help the small ounce of concern that went through me. I quickly squashed it out, thinking it was concern for MY
safety. I mean..if I lost Madison...Modesty will KILL me!
I nodded to Link, "Yeah, we should start the Water Temple." I kneeled on the ground, equipping my Iron Boots to my feet.
Link already had his on and was waiting patiently for me. I stood up and walked over to where he was standing over the entrance to the temple, "So, we just jump down into the water?"
I nodded, "Yeah, there is going to be a switch above the door to open it. Then we enter."
"Switch?"
"Yeah, nothing to worry about. Just hit it with your hookshot and then the door will be open."
Link nodded and look down into the water, "Well, you ready?"
"The sooner this temple is over with..the better."
Link nodded and walked slowly over the edge, falling into the water and sinking at a fast pace. After taking a deep breath, I followed. Taking a few slow steps forward, with iron holding me down. As I reached the edge, I took a calm deep breath and stepped over it. My body hit the water and I quickly sunk underwater. I didn't breathe in. I still had air though.
Link was at the bottom, looking around in fascination. I landed gently next to him and looked around. It was quite amazing. The world had suddenly turned into a haze of blue. Looking up, I saw the sun shining down at us brightly, like a large star. I waved my hands around my in curiosity, small tiny bubbles appeared and disappeared quickly.
As much as I loved fire, I had to admit, this was pretty awesome. Looking down at my gloved hands, which I could see clearly, I wondered if I could do fire.
I tried summoning a flame in my hand. One appeared, but quickly dissipated in the water. I began cursing, bubbles floating from my mouth to the surface.
Link glanced at me, curiously.
I looked at him, trying not to laugh at the sight of his hat and hair flowing around, oddly.
"Link...can you understand me?"
He nodded, "Yes." His voices sounded different underwater, but I didn't care. So, there was a good side to this after all. We can talk to each other.
I nodded, "You get your hookshot out and hit that switch."
I pointed to the switch above the door. Link already had his hookshot out and shot at it. The door rumbled for a few seconds, then opened.
Link and I glanced at each other and nodded. Pushing my flowing hair from my face to behind my ears, we both entered the temple.
Link immediately took a glance around the temple. I bowed my head and closed my eyes, trying to remember the temple.
It was big.
Huge.
Full of keys.
Mean.
Water.
Water equals no fire.
No fire bad.
Ruto is in it.
Ruto bad.
Ruto very bad.
What have we learned?
Water Temple sucks.
As these thoughts, raced through my head, I tried to remember what to do first. It clicked, I looked back up at Link.
"Take your iron boots off." I said.
"Why?"
"We need to head towards the surface."
Link nodded and took them off, floating quickly towards the top. I followed, taking them off. The water rushed around me as I reached the surface and took a breath of real air.
I climbed up to the edge, Link following. As I stood up and cleared my eyes of the water that was in my eyes. I turned to Link,
"Well, Link, if I can remember cor-..what are you looking at?"
I noticed Link's gaze on me. Not to my face..but a little below that.
"Uhh..Link?"
Following Link's gaze, I noticed he was staring at my chest. The dress which had gotten wet with the tunic, now stuck to my chest.
"...LINK! You PERV!" I said, crossing my arms and glaring at him. Link shook his head, "Huh? Oh!" He blushed, "Sorry, Jos..."
I rolled my eyes, "Mature Link...very mature..."
He shot me a sheepish grin, "Sorry..."
I shook my head and looked around the room, "Damn..this is going to take a while Link..."
Link had rounded the corner, after killing a random tektite, and was staring at the other side of the room. "...but..it looks like the boss is in that room right there."
"How do you propose we get to that room, Link?"
"Uhh..." He gazed around, "I have no idea...our hookshots aren't long enough to reach it..."
"Exactly...we need to find longshots thingies...which is probably in the deepest pit of hell under us somewhere..."
"Sounds easy to find."
"Yup. About as easy as finding my lost socks in my closet." I gave him a grin and looked down, "First..we need to go down underwater again...and go through that door."
I pointed to a door below us. Link looked down at it, "Understood." He put on his iron bootsagain and jumped down, I followed him. We floated down to the ground slowly, until we landed on the wet sand.
"Which door again, Jos?"
"The one with the unlit torches beside it." I stated, at least I remembered this temple. Who wouldn't? I spent three days in here on the game, trying to figure out its secrets.
Link and I both walked to the door, avoiding any enemies that came out way and entered the room. As soon as Link opened the door, I gave a annoyed moan,
"Nooo..not that bitch again..."
Indeed...our dear little princess had made a return to us. Princess Bitch Ruto had returned.
She had her back facing us and was looking at something. Link cleared his throat. She turned around, startled.
"Oh..you...If I'm right...Link! You're Link, aren't you?"
I snorted, "I see I am playing the role of a wall once again..wooot..."
She ignored me and smiled at Link, "It's me, your fiancee, Ruto!"
Link and I both gasped at the same time, "WHAT!"
"Oh hell na, bitch! Link ain't yo fiancee!" I hissed threatingly. How dare she...that bitch..how dare she say that! My hands were clenched so tightly, that my palm was bleeding from my fingernails. My teeth clenched so tightly that my head was aching from it.
"Jos..calm down..its probably just a misunderstanding..."
"It better be!" I glared at her.
Ruto didn't seem to be paying any attention to me, to focused on Link.
"I never forgot the vows we made to each other seven years ago!"
"He didn't make no damn vows to you, you bitch! He would never!"
She shot me a look, then turned back to Link, "You're a terrible man to have kept me waiting for these seven long years...But now is not the time to talk about love..."
I was hissing underneath my breath, Link laid a hand on my shoulder to calm me down. There was a strange glint in his eyes as he looked at me.
Ruto continued on, paying no attention to my outbursts.
"I'm sure you've already seen it! Zora's Domain--totally frozen!"
"She said totally..a prep word..and frozen..a ice word..it a sentence...let me kill hernow...please...We don't need a water sage..."
"Jos..."
"A young man named Sheik saved me from under the ice...But my father and the other Zoras have not..yet...I want to save them all! I want to save Zora's Domain!"
She looked at the both of us, "You! You have to help me! This is a request from me, the woman who will be your wife!"
"THAT IS IT!" I gave a cry and lunged toward her, bubbles going everywhere as I tried to claw at her face fiercely.
"Josie! Stop!"
She squealed and held up her webbed hands in defense.
"HE..IS...NOT...YOUR...HUSBAND!"
Link came up from behind me and dragged me back, "Jos! Stop! Fighting her will not solve anything!"
"No..but it will make me feel a hell of a lot better though!" I struggled in his arms. Ruto glared at me, panting heavily.
"You..vile..little...girl..."
I continued to glare at her, "How dare you say something like that! You don't know Link like I do! You barely know him! How dare you say you love him!"
Link held me back, "I'm sorry Princess...we will deal with whole..fiancee thing later...right now...I need you to tell me what I need to do."
She stood back up and straightened herself, "You have to help me destroy the evil monster in the temple. Inside the Water Temple, there are three places where you can change the water level. I'll lead the way. Follow me, quickly!"
She gave me one last glare, and swam up high above us. I glared right back at her, until she disappeared.
"I don't like that bitch..." I said to Link.
Link sighed, "I can tell..what was all that for?"
"That bitch deserved it. How dare she say stuff like that..."
"That doesn't mean you have to fight her!"
"I wanted to." I stated, "Come on, we've got to get this damned temple over with."
I took my iron boots off and floated after Ruto, Link shook his head sadly and followed. Still seething, I pulled myself up onto the platform and looked around. That bitch was no where in sight. Well..humph..she'll keep her life for now...
Damn it, I was so angry...how dare..she...HOW DARE SHE...I never felt this angry before...and..jealous? No..Me! Jealous!
Ha! Not bloody likely! Noo..I just..didn't want..someone like her to say things like that about my Link..I mean Link!..where did that my come in... It doesn't matter now..they can't be together...I smirked. Nope.
I heard Link surface the water and helped him up, "Here, we've got to change the water level to gain access to more rooms."
"How do we do that?"
"Judging by the markings on the floor..play Zelda's Lullaby."
"Ah.." He got out his ocarina along with me. At my nod, we played it at the same time. As we finished, I heard the water changing below us. Link looked down and exclaimed, "The water! Its gone!"
"Excellent observation, my dear Link. I would of never noticed that." I teased.
Link crossed his arms and stared at me, "Very funny."
I smiled at him, and looked down. "Well.." I grinned at him. "Toodleloo!" I jumped down.
"JOS!"
I landed with no harm done at the bottom of the room. I looked up at Link, who was staring at me worried, "Are you okay?"
"Of course!"
Link gave a sigh of relief and glared at me, "Don't scare me like that!"
I grinned, "Sorry! Come on! Jump! It won't hurt!"
"Well...fine." He jumped down with a yell.
"See? That wasn't so bad..now.." I turned to the unlit torches, "This place really needs something to lighten it up..I have the answer..the almighty..powerful..FIRE OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM!"
Link raised an eyebrow, "Fire of doomy doom doom?" He said.
I grinned, "Noooo...FIRE OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM!"
"Okay then..well..use your fire of doomy doom doom to help us."
"Yes! I shall!" I walked over to one of the torches and lit it with ease.
Then I stepped to the other one and lit it also.
The door opened, "Ha! See! The FIRE OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM is no match for these mere puzzles! Hahaha!"
Link chuckled, "I suppose so..being wielded by a pyromaniac that is.."
I nodded happily, "Yup! Come Link!" I entered the next room and saw a small group of...oh yes..Shell Blades. Link stared at them, "What the hell are those things?"
"Ah..Shell Blades."
"Right...and to kill them?"
"Uhh..lets see...use Navi to lock onto one..then..hmm..get closer..it should open..then use your hookshot or an arrow to kill it!
Yeah!"
Link nodded and gave Navi a small nod. She glowed brightly and flew over to the nearest one. Link approached it, with his hookshot out. As the shell opened, Link shot it with a hookshot. Blood oozed over the damp floor as it squealed and died. I gave a malicious grin the the one closest to me and approached it. It opened up and I shot a fire ball at it. It squealed with painas fire consumed it, painfully.
Link finished with the others until they were all eliminated. A small chest appeared in front of us. Link opened it and..oh goody! A key!
"The first key, Link. We are going to need them all. There are lots of keys in here."
"Right, where do we use this one then?"
I thought about the game. Get the first key. Eat nachos. Push the block on the other side. Eat more nachos..Ah! The block!
"Come on, we have to go to the other side of the main room."
We both exited the small room and the next room until we were back in the main room. Link gazed around, since there was no more water in it. Things were more clearer to see now.
"Sand?"
"Yup..like a beach!" I grinned.
"A beach? What that?" Link questions, curiously.
"Link! Don't you know nothing? A beach! The ocean! The waves:
He continued to give me a blank stare. I sighed, "Just wait a while Link, you will see the beach. Its so pretty." I walked across the large room, Link right behind me.
"Well..where are they?"
"Not around here by what I've seen. Somewhere far off."
I stopped at a block, "Here, help me push this block, Link."
"What for?"
"Because it doesn't like you and wants to be pushed."
"..right."
We both pushed it until it fell at the bottom. A passage was revealed.
"We go down through here?"
"Yup!" I said, walking down it until I came to the water and equipped my iron boots. Link did the same. I jumped down into the water.
"I still hate water you know. Its to freaking cold." I said to Link, as he appeared next to me. I walked through the water carefully, until I saw dry land above me. I took off my iron boots and floated to the surface. As soon as I appeared above surface, I saw a pretty Crystal Switch to my right.
"PRETTY!" I squealed, running over to it.
Link climbed up and looked at me, "Jos, what are you doing?"
"Isn't it pretty, Link!" I squealed hugging it.
Link stared at me, "We've seen these before."
"...this one is special!" I responded, hugging it tighter. Link shook his head and stepped over a geyser. As he did so, I hugged the switch closer and a clicking noise echoed along with Link's yell of surprise.
I looked up and saw Link, floating on a geyser and burst out laughing.
"JUMP LINK!"
Link glared at me then jumped to the other side, killing a tektite as he went.
I giggled to myself, "Oh, Link! You should of seen your face!" As the geyser went down, I stepped onto it and threw a rock at it. It immediately sprang up.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I squealed in glee, floating around on the geyser. Link grabbed the collar of my dress and pulled me over to him.
"Party pooper."
He shot me a look and dragged me into the next room. I stared into the swirling pool of water. "Ooh..dizzy.." I said, watching
it. Link stared at it, nervously.
"We don't have to go in there, right?"
"...wrong..COWABUNGA BABY!" I equipped my iron boots and jumped in. I gave a startled gasp as the strong currents pushed against me. Even with the iron boots, it was still easy for the currents to push me around. I landed at the bottom,
wincing as the currents hit my face, like a slap.
Link appeared next to me, suddenly and shot me a look as to say 'Never do that again'. I grinned at him and pointed to the dragon statue with the switch in its mouth.
"I'll hit the switch, while you get the key!" I said as best as I could to Link. He nodded and positioned himself to where he could easily get the key. I hit the switch with my hook shot and he swam up quickly, diving inside the small section, disappearing from my view. I waited for a few moments, then he reappeared, holding a key. He nodded to me and swam up toward thesurface. I followed, spinning around in the water.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...dizzzzzzy!"
Link, who had already gotten on land, reached a hand down and pulled me up on top of him.
"Now, who's on top of who?"
I shot him a look, "Funny Link..." I grinned, "I think the real question is...who pulled who on top of who?"
Link didn't answer, only grinned at me. I climbed off and helped him up.
"Come on, you perv. We've got work to do."
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If it appears messed up, then..please..believe me. I tried to fix it up as best as I could. Stupid fanfiction was just messing it all..up...