The Insane Immortal Dragon : We're all perverts...it just to what extent we are...Aww..poor you...FIRE! EEEHEE! Thanks!
The Ultimate Warrior Jak27 : Gah...I pity you..preps..are...EVIL! KILL THEM ALL! They shall DIE!...Thanks!
Shiru23454 :...umm...Pum! PUM PUM! PUM! Pummypumpum! PUM PUM PUMMY! Heeee!...Thankies!
"...I quote Rush Hour, "Do you speak any English!"---From Crevan
Liz Sakura : DOOMYDOOMDOOM! I hate the Water Temple..so long...so many doors..so many KEYS..GAH...No shit Sherlock, eh?...Hmmm..is one of my faves..me will try to fit it in on the future..and..me just doing what the walkthrough says...Baby voice? Odd...oh well..Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : ...I HATE RUTO! SHE'S A BITCH! Grrr...ooh! That sounds fun! Hee! Lets just KILL HER PAINFULLY. Thanks!
"HIA ELF DUDE!...Even though you're really a girl..."----Crevan
Suicidal Sweety : Mmm..I shall be sure to look into it later then...thanks!
ranma hibiki : ..just ONE slap? I NEED MORE THAT JUST THAAAT! Meh..I will..Thanks!
NekoGuyFan : Whooo..LONG review man...hmm..Nice to know you were happy...Puzzles sucked ASS man..gah..hated them...and yes..Link is turning perver and perver...if thats even a word..Heee...the block didnt like him! And..you are SO going to hate me this chapter..hee..I am so mean...I cant even use my fave chibi smiley face! Wah...Thanks!
"Pryo, a perv, and now a hyrdro? Is there any love for ice and darkness in this world! Oh well..."-----Crevan
TheWatcherandReader : ...hey..I am more perv than him..so I deserve to be beat with a sword! Heehee..sword...Oh God...Another person who will hate me for this chapter...Thanks!
Kaenryu : Mmm..because I sometimes forget the reviews if I do that..so..I put them at the top..can't help it...She thinks she hates water...but she doesnt...she has a really weird mind..Thanks!
The Insane Imortal Dragon : Let me loook...Heh..umm..it means..'Bitter'...I DIDNT MAKE IT UP! (runs) Thanks!
Alucardlordofvampires : Who DOESNT hate this temple? I know..I hate her to..she's a bitch...but hey...she must be pretty desperate...Linky and his cuddddling...heee...I might do that..hee..Thanks!
"..I like Ruto..why does everybody hate her? I think she's kinda cute too...(Is ripped apart by Ruto haters)"---Crevan
dpad : I havent replayed it in..damn..a LONG time..Noo..MIDGETS WILL RULE THE WORLDS! AHAHAHA! Thanks!
Writin' Dude : Cooool! Heh..why thats a lot of cools...Thanks!
adri66215 : I shall try to! My TV sometimes doesnt show the good shows..waaah...Ruto..is a very big bitch. HUGE. (CoughIdidthesamethingtoCough) And yes..Link is a very big pervert. Yes..RUN AWAY! THEY TRY AND GET MY CHEESE! GAAH! Thanks! "I wish he would too...his current form has gave me one to many nightmares for my liking. Anyways, um..go ICE!"----Crevan
Dark Lady of the Sith : Doomy doom doom shall rule all. With fire.YAY SWORDS! I mean..go WHIPS! Yeah..hookshots will do good to..might rip her face off..but...who's complaining? Thanks!
"HA! I laugh at thee! My heavily modded character would rip you to shreds before you even got a chance to fire! That or I would just use Atton as a meatshield. I'm leaning toward the second option."----Crevan
Wyrvvn : ...I am not good with names...damn...hmmm...Hey! Insanity is normal here! Insanity is- AHAHAHAHA! LOOKY ITS A RAINY POO PEPPER! AHAHAHA!...(cough)...Go cheesecake! Wow...my head holds my voices bio...its scary...VERY scary...more scarier than a prep with ice in a mall with pink paint...now THAT is freaking scary. Whats wrong with them?...well..(whispers) They stole my batteries to my CD player...(cough) Now...Thanks!
"You and your head people are utterly insane...I like you!"-----Crevan
Wyrvvn : Another review...I feel special! I like flowers...and peanut butter...I NEED PEANUT BUTTER! AHHH! Thanks!
Ojii-san :GO RANDOMNESS! Pills? Why I take 7 a da-...I mean...Pills! What pills? Heh..heh...GO EVIL LAUGHTER OF DOOM! ...and...SHINYNESS! Yes...our dear Link is a perv...dear God help us all. Thanks!
"Not touching this review with a 40 foot pole"---Crevan
Justin Time : Me either...so..long..and so many keys and bitches in there..I wonder...hmm...Yeah! Link is a perv..and Pervs rule all! Yes...she will not let anyone near her Linky poo. Thanks!
GreenDayLover19 : Hey..me to! I see giant waterfall..I run to bathroom and make giant flush! YAY! Hyperness rules all! Thanks!
Hitoshirezu1 : Water temple..so stupid..and..and..grr...Couldnt they have added more fire to it?...Yeah yeah..its WATER...still...meh..I was very proud of myself. I ate a chocolate bar afterwards...GO ME! Those cartoons scared me...badly. Thanks!
"Well he did go from 9 to 16...I would think he would be going through puberty by now..."---Crevan
EverD : Take your time! I dont rush anyone...Thanks!
Zequistis Free Spirit : Aww...I feel..loved..and special...Thanks!
Wyrvvn : Again? I think I love you..heh..naah..Oh course LotR, HP, and PotC! Everybody needs THOSE three. Oh Good..I LOOOVE doing that...I have really weird skin...and its very fun for me to creep people out with it..heehee...GO DOUBLE JOINTNESS! Thanks!
" YOU AGAIN! Daaaamn...you deserve a cookie! (hands over cookie jar) " ----Crevan
EverD : Wow...hee..yeah, very long..me happy it long..Thanks!
"Gooood..another has joined the fold...the world will be our soon pyro!"---Crevan
Fukuro : Ah..take your time...in fact...you should of reviewed a lot later seeing how long it is taking me to upload this chapter. Damn...Well..sorry about the rooms..I am going by this picture walkthrough on a website and just following it...and...well..reviewers dont really notice...if its a problem..I can try and fix it...other than that then..Oh well! Water temple? Bleh..go fire temple! Thanks!
Unnamed Sorcerer : Oh nooo..Not them ALL..they would KILL me...Hee..Thanks!
Masterful Foxboy A. Keysoonaer : Yay for fire! Yay for insults to bitches! Yay for Sushi! YAY FOR FIRE! YAAAY! Evil doesnt taste very good...without salt that is. Thanks!
" Don't like Sushi, but I like your name. Thus you get 7 cookies. (Hands them over)"----Crevan
Arie Under Presure : Gah...school? My school is getting out next month..so I will have a lot more free tiem on my hand. Thanks!
Hoopmasta14 : ...best? (blushes) Naaah...just a long ass one with a bored author with a large imagination. Thanks!
LinaLeonHeart : Nah, I live in Alabama. I wouldn't dare move to New Orleans, and Florida scares me. Alabama isnt no better in my opinion...Thanks!
Poro Poro : Continue reading and see how much you like it. Annd...those stories are funny and weird? Yeah..me no good with weird language like that. Thanks!
Forestwater : Peanut butter grows on trees...I have to poke it...I mean...inspiration for randomness? Oh..umm..it just comes to me...must mean I am reaaaally insane then. GO INSANITY WITH CHIPS AND PEPPER! YAY! Thanks!
Forestwater : Yay! Thanks!
myshadowspirit : Evil laugher in high pitched voice...what a funny sound...Aww...kitty! I love kitties! Wish my cat would sleep on me..when he does..he sleeps in places I'de rather not say..Thanks!
Forestwater : Yeah, I know. My spelling checker was messed up at most of the times..and..hey, we can't ALL be perfect right? Madison? Bah..go on..like her..she scares me anyway..Hee..thats a common name down here. Thanks!
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Krystedez : And making fun of him..and pissing off fairies...ah..that would indeed be fun. Faves? Me? Aww..Thanks!
"Hey! Your the author of that story about hurting Tails and stuff that makes me laugh! HIA! How's the next chapter coming by the way?"----Crevan
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"Yet another reviewer for our army.."
Senile Old Man : Sarcasm and humor..ah..they go so well with each other. I know..I am late..FASHIONABLY late..so..nyah! Thanks!
YES..I bet you are ALL wondering why this chapter was SO late...and..so short..Well..heh...heh..I...happen to have a EXCUSE AND REASON! So BACK OFF...Nyah! (sticks tongue out)...(cough) As I was saying..umm...why this chapter is late..is...is...umm..been...heehee...BUSY...with a co writer...helper...and when I mean busy..I mean BUSY...You all might know him...Hee..Crevan...been quite...buuusssy...with him.
Link and I walked back to the main room, talking quietly.
"So, where do you think our little idiot fairy is at?" I asked Link shrugged, "I have no idea, but I hope she is okay."
"Me to...if she gets hurt then I..."
Link looked at me amused.
"..I...just don't want her...SISTER TO KILL ME! That's it! Nyah!" I stuck my tongue out at him and entered into the main room. Link shook his head, laughing quietly."What door?"
"Middle one surrounded by the sand." I answered, pointing to said door. Link nodded and walked to the door with me. He unlocked it with the key received a few moments ago and we entered the room. "..whoa...look at all the spikes.." I muttered to Link. He nodded, gazing around. "Well..how do we get out? I mean...we're surrounded!"
"
Look up, Linky."
He glanced up, "Oh...heh..My mistake!" He laughed, getting his hookshot out. I grinned and got mine own out. I aimed at the block above us and pulled myself up. Link quickly followed me. I saw the block that was for rising and lowering the water level.
"All right Link...lets once again do this freaking water thingy..."
He laughed, "Great description and alright.." he got out his ocarina and played Zelda's Lullaby with me. The water level immediately changed to the half way point. Link looked down, "We have to jump down."
I nodded cheerfully, "Yup!"
"Into the spiky doom."
"Yup!"
"...oh goody..."
"Yup!" I grinned at him, equipped my Iron Boots then looked down. After seeing the safe place to land I jumped down, going down through the water and landing on the safe platform. Link looked down at me through the water, concerned. I waved for him to follow. I saw him equipping his boots then jump down. landing behind me.
After shooting him a smile, I walked through the platform surrounded by spikes to the next room. I opened the door and stepped in. Link stood next to me, "This must be the basement I think.." He said.
I nodded, "Yeah..its a lot colder down here than the other levels.."
Link looked at the switch, "There!" He began to walk over to it, but I grabbed him.
"Hold it, Link..its a trap...hit it from a distance..."
Link looked at me confused, but got out his bow and shot an arrow at the switch. A group of Spikes and Shell Blades appeared, surrounding the switch. Link's eyes widened. I smirked, "Told ya." I said, drawing my whips.
I gave Link a nod and wrapped my whip around the first enemy, pulling it over to us. Link drew his sword and slashed at it. I got the next one and Link did the same to that one. We continued like that until all of them were gone and an opening sound above us echoed throughout the cramped room. Link walked under the opening and took off his iron boots, disappearing into the ceiling. I followed him and saw he was holding a key. I grinned, "Good job Link! Now we are able to go into the next room! First..we should get a second key."
"Where is that one at?"
"Where we met Princess Bitch at."
Link shot me a look, but there was amusement in his eyes. We headed back to where we met The Almighty Bitchy Bitch Princess Bitch at and swam to where there was a wall at with cracks in it. I threw a bomb at it, destroying it and destroyed every monster inside, receiving the next key.
Link grinned, "All right! Now...where...?"
I snorted, "Link...have you seen how many locked doors are around here? Come on! We've got to open them!" I grabbed his hand, and jumped down into the water, swimming back down through the door and into the main room and surfaced. "Come on! I hate this temple..I want to get out of here...and find Madison..then finish the rest...then.." I blinked.
Link looked at me, "Then what..?"
I looked down, "I don't know what to after all this is over...guess..leave."
Link's eyes widened, "Leave? I don't want you to leave! You can stay with me!"
I looked at him, heart pounding, "With...you..?"
Link blushed, "Uhh..what I meant to say is...just..uhh..."
I smiled, ignoring the butterflies in my stomach, "I understand..we'll see after all this is over, okay Linky?"
He nodded, with a smile, "Yeah.."
"For now..lets get this hell hole over with.." Then swam to a locked door, unlocking it with the key I received. Entering the room with Link, I saw a blue tektite. Without a second though, hit it with my whip, killing it. "Yes! Never get tired of that. Come here, Link and stand on the geyser with me!"
I walked over to the geyser and stood on it, Link stood next to me. I threw a fireball at the switch, raising us both up. We jumped off to the ledge and exited the room, seeing another sign to change the water levels. So we did so, the water level immediately changed to higher. "Link, there's a door. Come on." We walked through the room and Link gave a gasp, "A waterfall?"
"Yeah, a waterfall of doom." I muttered, sarcastically, killing the two keese above us. "Whatever you do Link.." I laughed, stepping to the edge. I turned and looked at him. Then I winked, "Don't fall." Then jumped.
"
Holy shit! Josie!" He ran over to the edge and looked down to where I was kneeling on a platform. I stood up and looked at him, "You coming or what?"
"Gah! Damn, Jos..what is it with you and scaring me like that?"
"Because you make a weird expression when you get scared and I enjoy seeing it."
"That is no good reason for you to do that!"
"Is to meee!" I giggled, grabbing my hookshot and pulling myself up to the first platform. I turned to Link and winked again, "Come on slow poke...you aint going to just FLY up there!" I laughed, pulling myself up to the next moving platform then to the next..then the next...I heard Link make a growling noise and follow me...and..for some reason..
I really enjoyed that growling noise he made...Ah! Damn it Jos! Pull yourself together! This is no time to be thinking about THAT of all things! I shook my head and continued until I was at the top. Link reached it and I helped him up.
I smiled at him and used the last key on the next door, and appeared in a new room with lots of switches.
"Awww..I am in NO mood for puzzles.." I growled.
"We have to Jos..."
"Like hell we are..throw me over at the door."
"What!"
"You heard me! Throw me..at..the DOOR!"
"Alright.." ...BANG!
"OWW! NOT THE WALL!"
"...Oh...damn...SORRY!"
"...just throw me."
"On it!"
I landed on the next platform. "Ow..." I rubbed my head and ass. "That hurt.LINK! I MEANT THE OTHER DOOR! NOT THE DOOR WE JUST CAME THROUGH"
Link grinned sheepishly, "Sorry"
I pouted, "What would I do for a Mountain Dew right now..."
Link looked at me, "Mountain poo?"
I tried..believe me..I really did try and hold my sarcasm in... but...I'm afraid..it has a mind of its own. "Yes, Link. I loooove to drink Mountain Poo. In fact..I think Mountain poo is my favorite drink in the world..."
Link gaped, speechless, "I am learning new things about you every day.."
"Link. I DONT DRINK OR EAT POO! Poo is...POO! NO EAT POO! The only thing that I know..eats poo...is flies..and DUNG beetles. And I tell ya..I have not seen ONE dung beetle up here..." I suddenly grinned, "To bad..those things are funny...they ride a ball of shit around..and fight over shit...and its a ball..and...and.." I burst out laughing.
Link stared at me, mouth open, "Oh...if I see that..then..umm..I will be sure to tell you..."
"Heehee...be sure to do that...now..jump into the water and I'll help you up here."
Link jumped down into the water, killing any tektites near him and waddled over to me. I reached down and pulled him up, "See? Easier and short way to do things with two people."
"Can't help but agree."
I smirked, "All right blondie, lets continue our mass destruction of this temple."
We entered the next room and I saw a Like Like moving around in the weird, scary, yet funny way it does. "Ah..I hate this things.." I muttered, throwing a series of fireballs at it until it died.
Link shrugged and grabbed his hookshot, using it to pull himself over the spikes to the next side. I followed and looked at the door.
"Next door...I have no idea..damn..I forgot what's behind this one..."
"Well,...we'll see then!"
I nodded and we both walked through the door. "...are...are we out of the temple?"
Indeed..it looked like we had left the temple and was outside. A fog had set across this land, the ground seemed unnaturally hard beneath my feet and a single tree stood crooked in the middle of the room.
I leaned down and felt through the water, feeling a hard surface. "No..I don't think we are..there is no grass or mud...its hard. We're still in here."
Link nodded, looking around "There is a door.." He pointed to the other side, across from where the crooked tree loomed.
"Link..I don't like the looks of that tree."
"Yeah..looks creepy..but come on..we have to get there..." He took a few steps forward. I took a deep breath, ignoring the feeling of nervousness in my chest and followed, making sure to look around for any signs of anything. Walking past the crooked tree, I got the feeling of being watched closely.
Link approached the door, "Hey..its barred shut..we can't get through."
Navi appeared, "Maybe there is a switch somewhere."
"Yeah..come on Jos..lets lo-" Link suddenly slumped over unconscious.
I gasped, "LINK!" I fell to my knees, next to him. "Link, are you..." Looking up I saw a black haired handsome boy grinning down at me.
"...Dark Link...?"
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Dont you just LOVE short chappies with cliffies!