The Insane Imortal Dragon : Umm..WOOT! YAYNESS!...(Steals plushies and chews on them) Eeee..thanks!
Chocolate makes better incentives----Crevan
Alli-dunno : I did, didn't I? Cool..Thanks!
Well the wait...is over!---Crevan
NekoGuyFan : Yes..Oh Dark Link..you and your hotness..YAYNESS! DESTROY RUTO! Link does not wish to be stalked! Little of Dark Link? I got some..plans...for him..you shall see in...umm..uhh...(blinks) NEXT STORY! AHAHA! Naaah..I dunno..we'll see...THEY ARE POO! IT IS! I dunno who's poo it IS..but..its still poo! How will we live?...I have NO clue! YAY! Thanks!
Ruto isn't that bad! I still think she's cute...(Is shot by Pyromaniac)----Crevan
Dark Elven Warrior : Big words..ooh..umm..big...gigantic! YAY! I LIKE the llama song..so..smart..and...(tears up)...unique...Go sushi! Thanks!
What's the big deal about the llama song? It's just random words with llama's!----Crevan
TheWatcherandReader : I USE the spellcheck..I really..really do...I SWEAR...on my mother's grave...wait..me mum's alive..oh..umm..on my goldfish grave..oh how I miss Ibtwypdb...(stands for itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dotted bikini)...goldfish..wah! Thanks!
And update she shall!----Crevan
The Ultimate Earthbender Crow : Nice name...anyway..Whaaat? Makes sense to me! XD Heee...Oooh..I love Avatar...go Zuko and fire! WOOOT! Thanks!
Cheeeeeeese...----Crevan
Killer Pixy : I knew it! I watch it EVERY day...eee...wait...thats the Numa Numa dance I watch every day..oh well...Thanks!
WHAT'S THE DEAL ABOUT THE LLAMA SONG!---Crevan
shadedsilence : I WUV BROWNIES! I saw it first! Its mine! MINE MINE MINE MINE!...YAY! Review! (hugs you) Thanks!
YAY! Brownie! (Eats it and dances around naked)----Crevan
NO CREVAN! ITS MY GOD DAMN BROWNIE!
HaltoOvi : Oooh..I got my own plushies now..Coooool...Flame arrows? You mean toothpicks! XD Thanks!
(Watches Princess bitch's head roll by)...Anyone up for a game of kick the can?---Crevan
Ojii-san : ...I wanna hug...Ooh...Crevan will hug me! YAY! IT IS POO! I know it is! What ELSE could it be and its in a bathroom..so..POO! Thanks!
(Tackles and hugs Ojii) I HUG YOU!------Crevan
adri66215 : YAY! No killing here today! YAY! No flames today yet! Haha! Yes..everyone shall loathe the water temple and love the fire temple! YAY! ..Kingdom Hearts 2...Have I played it...XD I LOVE THAT GAME! I am proud to say I've beaten Sephiroth on proud proud, got the Ultima Weapon on proud mode and saw the secret ending on Proud mode! I am so PROUD of myself! YAY! Thanks!
Maybe someday, in some random scene, she shall become sushi, until then...we must handle her bitching-----Crevan
Link Fangirl01 : YAY! Accounts! Now..Cursing..hmmm..dang...thats a problem..I'll TRY to ease up..but..I've been a big cusser since I was like 8...Ah memories...that poor kid is still traumatized to...heehee..anyways...I'll try...YAY! favy! Thanks!
..Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...----Crevan
Liz-Sakura : Yup! And getting a better sword for Link! So it might be a while before we go to the the Shadow Temple. Tooo looong for mee..gaaah..Thanks!
-I really am the only one that likes the water temple...oh well...(Gives cookie)---Crevan
Tenkyougan-Master : YAY! Go Weasel Hammer! I shall join soon with the bunny mace! YAY! Thanks!
Petrified weasel-like hammer? Sounds kinky...(Cough) Nevermind...----Crevan
The Random Cat13666 : I wanna flush it..I shoulda flushed it..then..bye bye Ruto..YAY! Thanks!
Um...(Gives random cookie then runs off)---Crevan
Justin Time : No hurricane yet..surprisingly...could be a bad thing could be a good thing. I DONT know! Eeheehee! ...Pot...POTS! AHHH! ...Woman..is..is..smarter..and..better..and..and...and...umm.smarter! NYAH! (sticks tongue out and runs)...Thanks!
She says Women is more mature then man...and yet every night she bitches for 10 mins about wanting a cookie...-- Women...----Crevan
Neko-Mitsuko : Author notes? Eeee..I like writing those...yup..ee...umm...I HATE WATER TEMPLE! It is evil and should die a horrible painful death! Thanks!
Yay! I hug you now! (Gives hug)---Crevan
dpad : Llama song is a very funny song. I saw it on..umm..albinoblacksheep website...yay! Thanks!
I miss fire too..everyone does...---Crevan
ranma hibiki : Wowies..long review...yeaaah..I did forgot to include that...but..everyone should know all of that by now...right? Do something stupid.. Um..uh..(kisses a dog)..ewwwww...wait..yummy..dog food...I mean..AHH!..Jos is..not..mature...ah..oh well! Eeee! Poor Crevvy...yes...I call him Crevvy..heehee...She'll learn eventually...I use a awesome walkthrough..for there is NO way in hell I could memorize that whole temple. Nor do I want to...I memorized the fire temple though..I wonder why...so..it...WAS urine? ZOMG! NOOOO! Yay..kitty..(hugs kitty and runs) Thanks!
YES! I'm the dumbest person in the world! Victory is mine! Runs into a wall And Tails shall never know the power of the shiny things...sadly...(Hugs and runs off)---Crevan
Fukuro : YAY! I was in a good mood when I did that..How could me..I mean..ME..be deadly serious...with a BLONDE...Just a rare thing ya know..Thanks!
(Gives cookie then runs)---Crevan
LannaWaterdrop : I wooon't! Oh I won't. I got Crevan up my neck..(coughliterallycough) about the story...thanks!
Don't worry, I won't let her give up on it. Cracks whip I've got ways of getting her to work...---Crevan
llppoo33 : Angel?...Where? YAY! SCYTHE! I mean...umm...It is near the end..Oh noes! What we gonna do? AHHH! Thanks!
This isn't the first time I've been called a thingy...---Crevan
Shiru23454 : ..umm...eee..hello review...I wuv you review? YAY! Bye bye review! come back later! Thanks!
Yes...yes it is---Crevan
Link Fangirl01 : Sorry to say..hardly any one survives with us. Eeehee...Greatest? Awww..thanks..Thanks!
Holy...she didn't kill you for saying Severus sucks..you must be the chosen one or something..SHUT UP JOS!-------Crevan
Link Fangirl01 : Severus..is just misunderstood...After all..there are still secrets of the murder of Albus Dumbledore...Only..those with a keen eye can tell though..eeee..Thanks!
Link Fangirl01 : Mmm...Thought I said Oracle of Ages and Seasons...ah..oh well...I really like WW...I mean..it aint no OoT but...I like the game playability..and ze music...Thanks!
Dark Lady of the Sith : Yes..feel very special. XD I really like Dark Link..alot..he's cool. And hot. AND LLAMA SONG RULES! Me too! YAY! Thanks!
Well you are my fave reviewer...anyways, yes we may kill Disiple too. His face always scared me anyways. (Listens to him scream while frying him with force lighting)---Crevan
Suicidal Sweety : Yes..Shadow and Spirit..shall be...fun...I shall always like my adorable Volvy..eeee...Thanks!
If you do skin her alive, can I buy the remains? Bet I could sell them on ebay or something...---Crevan
Kaenryu : Yeaah..I know it was..I just like Dark Link and wanted to fo a good one..heh...when..you look..me and Crevan in a room...can..the straight jackets come off? I mean..heh..(cough)...yeah...I RUN! (runs) Thanks!
Ooooh...straight jackets sound kinky...thanks for the idea!----Crevan
Hitoshirezu1 : It is possible..very possible ..in fact..thats probably the truth. Heee..Thanks!
Eeee! Mine too! ----Crevan
Master Taction Hakan Blackfire : Nice name..eee..It isn't THAT much of a cliffy..is it? Ah..oh well..Thanks!
I like cliffy's. :P---Crevan
Fire wolfess : Really...I just tried to whack the crap out of it..didn't work to good..until I remembered I had the longshot..heee..I aint dyin no time soon! YAY! Thanks!
I think its a she...---Crevan
The Insane Imortal Dragon : Nadia and Mira..lets see...Nadia means Hopeful. Mira means Behold, Admirable. ...wow..cool. Nice names. Eeeee..I SAVE YOU!...right after I eat my pizza. Thanks!
The Insane Imortal Dragon : SEVVY! COME BAAACK! I give you potions! (chases after him)...Thanks!
I GIVE HUGGY! (Hugs and runs off)----Crevan
Hiei-Touya-icedemon : ..umm..YAY!..Gingersnap..can I feed Carrie to Volvagia? PWEASE? Snickerdoodle..sounds good..YAY! GINGERSNAP AND SNICKER DOODLE! Thanks!
Here's five more cookies! (Hands them over)---Crevan
variabler : ...oh yess..very good time with him..(cough)..yeah..heee..Umm...Ruto is sushi! YAY! Thanks!
(winks) Oh she is..---Crevan
Kateel : I couldn't agree with you more..XD Thanks!
...I hate the llama song..----Crevan
LoVeAnDlOsS : Eeee..More shall be revealed about Dark Link later. If it clogs. Then all is doomed. Heeee..We shall see..YAY! Thanks!
Will do! (Gives cookie and runs off)---Crevan
Growling, as we appeared once more in the Chamber of Sages. I saw Ruto standing there, her back faced to us, staring off. Link shot me a look to be good. I hissed in response.
Ruto, hearing my hiss, turned around.
"OH!...Link..."
I cleared my throat loudly.
"...and some girl..."
I glared at her.
"I would have like expected no less from like the man I chose to be my like husband."
"DROP THAT SUBJECT ALREADY! He isn't your husband and he never will be!"
She ignored me and continued, "Zora's Domain and its people will..like... eventually return to their original state..like yay...as a reward...I grant my eternal love to you."
Link gave her a weird look, then looked at me, "Jos..don't even think about- DAMN IT JOS!"
I threw a fireball at her. Ruto screeched and moved to the side to avoid it, "Let me..like..FINISH..."
"You're about to be finished!"
"...I wanted to say that..but..I don't think I can like.. offer than now.."
"That's what I THOUGHT."
"...I have to guard the Water Temple..as the Sage of like..Water.."
I snorted, "Fitting job, protecting a bathroom."
Navi gave a frustrated noise, "It is NOT a bathroom!"
Ruto sniffed and continued, "And you..." She suddenly smirked, "You're searching for the princess, Zelda?"
Link was about to agree when she gave a laugh, "HAH! You can't hide anything from me!"
Link blinked, " I wasn't hiding anything from you.."
Ruto went quiet, then shrugged, "Princess Zelda...I think..like..she's alive...Some kind of like..weird feeling I have...so don't be all discouraged. I can..like..tell that nothing will stop you in your quest for justice and peace." She suddenly paused, "Wow..like..that sounded like sooo...epic..and..cool.."
I rolled my eyes, "Get on with it, already."
"Oh shut up!"
"Make me!"
"I will!"
"By what!"
"...Like...I don't know.."
I sighed, "Just hurry up, light the candle, and give him the damn medallion already."
"Fine! Here..take the medallion...respectfully!"
Ruto held her hands up, and a blue medallion appeared and went to Link, disappearing. She turned to me, "I may not..like you...but Ruru forced me to give this to you. So..here.." She lit the blue candle that had appeared.
I shrugged, "Whatever.."
Link and I started to disappear, as we faded back into the real world. I heard Ruto's voice echo to us.
"If you see Sheik, please..like.. give him my thanks."
The Chamber faded away and a light surrounded us. As our feet touched solid ground, I heard a familiar voice.
"As the water rises, the evil is vanishing from the lake...Link...Josie...you did it!"
We appeared behind him. Sheik turned to us, smiling. I waved, "Hia Sheiky!"
He smiled back, "Link...Jos.."
Link and I looked at the now filled lake. Everything was back to normal at Lake Hylia almost. A glow was setting over the land, as the sun began to peek its shining face over the land. We practically glowed with it.
Link grinned then turned to Sheik, "Well..Ruto..kinda wanted to.."
"Oh..Did Ruto want to thank me?"
"Yeah...you shouldn't of saved her...been funny to see her trapped in ice." LInk nudged me hard, "Jos!"
Sheik gave a laugh, "Oh! I see...I guess...we have to return peace to Hyrule for her sake, too. Don't we?"
"...we'll return peace to Hyrule...then..in celebration..she can be a sushi dunner!"
Sheik chuckled, shaking his head.
Smiling at us, he turned and look at the rising sun. He closed his eyes, smiling, as the sun shone happily.
"Look at that...Link...Josie...Together you two and the princess destroyed the evil monster! Once again, the lake is filled with pure water. All is at it was here.."
Link grabbed my hand and walked to the edge of the lake, looking down at it. We smiled at each other. The water sparkled in the rising sun. Link turned, "Sheik, I wanted to ask...Sheik?"
I turned, Sheik had disappeared. Link walked around the tree, "Sheik? Where did you.."
We heard a splash. I looked over and saw Sheik disappear into the water.
"Ah..don't worry Linky! He went for a swim...we'll see him again soon.."
Link nodded, "Okay then..what do we do now?"
"Feel the power of...of...FIRE! Get your bow out!"
"..why?"
"When water fills the lake, shoot for the morning light. Shoot the sun with your arrows. Quick!"
Link got out his bow at shot at sun. Suddenly, a pair of fire arrows appeared.
Link grabbed them, "Umm..really..umm...Jos? No use for these..I have you.."
"Link! What in blazes are you saying man?" I grabbed one of the arrows and stuck it in my mouth, "Their great to chew on!" I grinned, chewing on the fire arrow.
Link gaped, "That looks weird."
"Thats why I do it.."
Madison flew out and looked at me, "Wow..you're chewing on fire.."
"Yup!"
"...I could make so much money with you back in our world." She said, then went back into my pack. I blinked. Then slapped my forehead and said in a sarcastic voice, "Wow..I feel so loved.."
Link grinned, "Welcome to my world."
"Your world?..." I looked around, "Dear GOD...WHATS WITH ALL THE NAKED PICTURES! AHHH! NOT LINK'S WORLD!"
"JOS!"
I burst out laughing, "I'm JOKING Linky! You're to easy sometimes.."
Link shook his head, "Alright..where do we go now?"
"Hmmm..Kakariko..you know..just..to.." I coughed, "Check up on things."
Link gave me a confused look, "Umm..right..yeah.." He started walking long the bride then went back to the land. I merely gave a small sigh, "Oh Link..." I dived into the water and started swimming back to the shore. Link gave me a weird look from the bridge, but continued walking.
I reached the shore and climbed up, taking off my tunic(I still had my dress on underneath you pervs!)
"Much better!" I exclaimed, happily. I threw the wet tunic at Link who was walking up to me. He caught it and looked at me, "I assume there will be no more water stages?"
"Not unless we go underneath the lake to do something.."
Link coughed, "..oh..heh..yeah.."
I shrugged, "Come on..." I called for Silver. He appeared over the hill and ran over to me.
"How's my adorable little horsey worsey?"
Link shot me an odd look, but called for Epona. She appeared, kinda fat, and trotted up to him. She nudged her face against Link's. Link mounted her, I did the same for Silver.
"So..Kakariko village?"
"Yup!"
We rode out of Lake Hylia and across the field. When we reached the stairs to the village. Link saw smoke coming from it.
"Jos.." He said, getting off of Epona. "Whats going on?" He said, eyeing the smoke.
"Link..I did NOT do that! If I did..then..umm...oops..."
Link gazed up the stairs, "We have to go in there.."
"Well..yeah..."
Link looked a little nervous, "Well.."
"Its just fire! I LIKE fire...wait..scratch that out..I LOVE fire.."
"Still.." Link stared at the smoke.
I looked at the village, then at Link.
"...alright time's up. Let's do this! LEEEEEROOOOY JENKINS!" I ran up the stairs into the burning village.
Link gaped. Navi shook her head.
"Oh my Gods..She just ran in..."
Madison nodded, "...yup..."
"Come on!" He ran in to. Madison and Navi flew after them.
I was staring at the flames behind Sheik, "Just so you know..I did NOT do this.."
Link ran up the Sheik, "Sheik..what the hell happened!"
Sheik was gazing into the well, "Get back, Link and Jos!"
"It's Samara Morgan isn't it! Isn't it! She has betrayed me! Noo! How could you Samara..you were my rotted corpsy friend.." I sniffed. Before I could say another word, a weird shadow thing appeared and threw Sheik back.
I gaped, "Samara..when did you learn to do that.."
Link pushed me behind him and drew his sword, "Stay back, Jos.."
"Now...Link..you can't..you don't have the lens of tr- Ah damn it!"
The shadow thing grabbed Link and threw him backwards, his head hit the ground hard and he was knocked out instantly. "Oh that's just great..."
The shadow disappeared into another part of the village. I walked over to Sheik, "Hey Zel..you okay?" Sheik looked at me weird, "How did you know..I was..?"
"I'm special. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me." I helped him..her..whatever..up. As I did so, rain started to come down.
"..You know Sheiky.."
"Yeah, Jos?"
"I don't think my hair will ever dry...what a tragedy.."
Sheik laughed. "Yeah..."
Link gave a groan and his eyes twitched. We both walked to where he was laying.
As his eyes opened, Sheik said, "Looks like you're coming around..."
Link sat up, "...wha...what happened?"
"Fire. Village. Shadow. Thingy. Big. Thingy. No. Not. That. Thingy. Well. Temple. Rain. Hair. Wet. GAH... I talk weird sometimes.."
Link blinked, confused, "What..?"
Sheik helped him up, "A terrible thing has happened! The evil shadow spirit has been released!"
"Thats what I said.." I grumbled, standing up.
"Impa, the leader of Kakariko village, had sealed the evil shadow spirit in the bottom of the well.."
"NOO! SAMARA! WHY...whhhy..." I wailed.
"...right..But the force of the evil spirit got so strong, the seal of the well broke, and it escaped into the world!"
"Her tape..it...has been copied to many times..what do we doooo.."
"...kay...I believe Impa has gone to the Shadow Temple to seal it up again, but...she will be in danger without any help!"
"Samara's death glare is to strong! Nooo!"
Link and Sheik gave me weird looks.
"Sorry.."
Sheik continued, "Link..Jos..Impa is one of the six sages. Destroy the evil shadow spirit and save Impa! There is an entrance to the Shadow Temple beneath the graveyard behind this village. The only thing I can do for you is teach you the melody that will lead you to the Shadow Temple..."
Sheik got out his harp, "This is the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time...Listen to this, the Nocturne of Shadow!"
Link and I got out our ocarinas. Sheik played a dark tune that echoed around the burned village. It sent shivers down my spine as we finished, "Cool..that was creepy.."
Sheik gave us a small smile, "Let me take care of the village. I'm counting on you two!" Sheik disappeared, leaving us in the falling rain.
Link looked toward the graveyard, "Let's go!"
"Noo..not yet. Before we start on ANYTHING. We have a small side quest to do."
"Side quest? For what?"
"This..is going to sound so wrong but...as much as you..and..heehee..LOVE your master sword. We shall make you a bigger and stronger better sword."
Link protested, "I like this sword.."
"I know...but the other sword will be better in battles..."
"Oh...alright then.."
I smiled, "Lets get out of here then...and start this.."
Link nodded, "Alright then...and..who the hell is Samara?"
"..Oh..SAMARA!" I wailed, "She lives inside a video tape..and..when you watch it..you die in seven days..and..she...she..died in a well..and..CHEESE..AHH!...She was a good person for dancing the Numa Numa song..Mia hee!...Mia hoo! ..Mia haaa! Mia haha!" I did the little Numa Numa dance.
Link gaped, "...damn it Jos.."
"...Atleast I have chicken."
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I'll give free Link and Jos plushies to those who know what the Numa Numa Dance is, got the Samara jokes AND know who the legendary..Leeeeroooy Jeeenkiins is...