"Your welcome! Now here's a pie! (hands over a pie) ---Crevan
Link Fangirl01 : Leroy Jenkins. Ah...our dear Leeroy...He deserves a prize for his actions. Read ze authors note. But...you get...2 thirds of a plushie! YAY! (hands over headless plushie) Thanks!
kirbythesmiteyone : Aye! You are right! ...Heere ya go! (hands over head of a plushie) YAY! Thanks!
Kim Kinne : Aye aye! Comign right up! Thanks!
Alucardlordofvampires : No problem at all! Me no mind. And..nay..unfortunately I have tried very hard to convince the devil...I mean..mother..into letting me WoW...only to be denied. OH COME ON! I wont destroy the computer THAT bad...(cough) In the chapter AFTER this Link will get his sword and Jos will get the greatest..thing..of ALL time..she will get-..OH! MY GOD! MY FAVORITE COOKIE! (screams) Anywaaays..here ya go..(hands over head of a plushie) Have fuuun! Thanks! " Don't worry about it, I never reviewed her story either until like.well.some chapter later on…oh well."---Crevan
Fire wolfess : Mmm..1 out of 3...Of course..here is your prize! (hands over the head of a plushie) Heehee! YAY! Link shall get ze big ass sword next chappy. Thanks!
Neko Mitsuko : Me either...I just though of a well and thought..Maybe Samara will visit them! YAY! XD The chicken! Oh! That has to do with Leroy Jenkins. If you know who he is, you will understand. Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : Go fat Numa guy! Wooot! 'Ol Leroy? Read authors notes. CREVVY! OBEY THE LLAMA SONG! Dont worry. I'll make him obey the llama song. Here ye go! (hands over plushie with no legs)...YAY! Thanks!
" HOUSE OF LIES! Xenosaga is the meaning of life! You cannot live without it!"---Crevan
Liz-Sakura : Sushi! WHERE! Ah..well...hmm..you should spend more time on crazy ass websites, then you shall understand the true meaning of...stuff. Oh well..(hands over head of a plushie) Enjoy!...Water?..AHH! Water evil! Water puts out fire! GAH! Thanks!
TheWatcherandReader : Dont forget the pigeons!..wait..you cant eat them?...oops...(coughs) I mean...I like Chicken! I liek Liver! Meow mix! Meox mix! Please deliver! Thanks!
The Insane Imortan Dragon : YAAY! (hugs Sevvie) I WUV YOU! BE WITH MEEEE! ...We cant clone you?...Ooops..again...(screams and runs off, throwing head of a plushie out) Thanks!
Tenkyougan-Master : yay! ...Whoa..this is a shocker...you musnt watch tv much, eh? Be a good dear and watch the Ring. Oh well! (hands over headless plushie) You shall learn, young one! Believe! Believe in fire and it shall burn...your enemies! Thanks!
Eddy's Gurl : Yay! Plushie! (hugs plushie) I wuv plushies tooo! Thanks!
Killer Pixy : Ah..1 out of 3..(hands over head of plushie) Dont worry! Just..umm...BURN THINGS! Yay..burning gooood..Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Wow...you are good indeed. YOU USED BIG WORDS! (hands over plushie) Here ye go! Thanks!
ranma hibiki : Fairys get mad at everything..What does Navi have against giant bathrooms of doom?...they didnt do anything to her...Guess Link did, eh? Heehee! XD People skim through the small things and never know how hintful they are...ah...XD Well of course! I do eveything..because..YAY! ..mounting..(giggles)..mounting..(cough) I mean..uhh...Wha?...AHH! Ah...Dear old Leeroy? read ze author notes. And..Sheiky Weiky! YAY! XD. Well..Link is blonde...THAT kind of blonde..so..Oh..and little Madison. Dont you worry. She will come back. And its not gonna be the good coming back either. OMG! Numa numa songs! YAY! ...Nah...Atleast I have gummi bears...omg..Wait..THEIR EVIL!...And..well..that really isnt Leeroy..but..I love your guess so..(hands over plushies and a cookie) YAY! Thanks!
"You still scare me…."----Crevan
EverD : ...Bob.BOB! OMG! XD XD (falls over laughing) BOB!...(coughs) Sorry. Anywaaays...yay! My life is spared! Thanks!
NekoGuyFan : Well..Samara was good..so..Do a tribute dance for her! Chicken? CHICKEN? Chicken has to do with everything! Chicken..is the KEY..to finding the meaning of life...which is 42. Thanks!
Justin Time : ...Whats wrong with bigger swords jokes! XD Nooo! Not the taaaape! It might be Dora the Explorer! SHE IS EVIL! SHE IIIS! AHHH! Click? Wanna watch it..seems good.. Thanks!
LoVeAnDlOsS : Leeroy? Read ze author notes! Buuut..here is ye prize. (hands over headless plushie) Thanks!
Sparkly Faerie : Aye aye! Thanks!
LinaLeonHeart :...Umm...Something about a tree and thats all I know. Leroy? Ah..author notes. But ye did good. (hands over headless plushie) Thanks!
Hitoshirezu1 : The Ring! Yay! Ah..Numa numa..heee...Read notes. Heee..Atleast I have chicken. (hands over headless plushie) yay! Thanks!
dpad : Still good! Here is prize! (hands over headless plushie) Thanks!
Kateel : You geeet...a headless plushie! YAY! (hands it over) Watch horror movies more! Thanks!
Hiei-Touya-icedemon : Yup! Romanian! Samara..mm..correct. Leeroy Jenkins, jazz? THAT is TRUE...but not the SAME one. But...you get a plushie for knowing a musician, because most other people dont care for those type of things. (hands over plushie) Carrie Underwood? The American Idol girl? Kaaay...Thanks!
Alli-dunno : Oh VERY weird..heehee...Thanks!
Dark Lady of the Sith : Probably to Crevan...XD WOOT! GARY! (hands over plushie) Congrats! yay! Thanks!
"Well duh, when isn't disintegrating..well..anything… fun? Anyways, I hope they announce the new KOTOR soon…I cannot wait any longer..I must rule the galaxy again...Also, you have permission to fry Yoshizilla for he or she has called The Great pyromaniac an assbag."----Crevan
Link-sesshy-felix fan : Why thanks you for thats!
Linky-sesshy-felix fan : Oh I love it...very creepy..heee...Thanks!
BloodyxStaples : Ah..You get a headless plushie! (hands it over) YAy!
"I'm slightly cold and hungry, but otherwise fine, thank you."---Crevan
Suicidal Sweety : Money? Money for everyone! yay! Yes..Numa Numa...heehee...Boring? Creepy AND boring..XD Thanks!
Birth of Venus : She is a prep fish bitch to me. ...famous violinist? Wow..A full plushe for you for actually knowing musicians! (hands it over) nah..the one in the story I was talking about was some WoW player. Thanks!
Nami : Pictures? Oooh..you should of said so earlier! I will gladly accept pictures of them! Thanks!
Halis : Eee! Yay! Thanks!
IluvEpona144 : Lets see...for writing stories, you should write one on a notepad and save it. Then go to document manager and find the file and voila! For profile..just go to profile at top right corner at the first page of logging it. Thanks!
IluvEpona144 : I try not to get to rough with the curse words, if it gets to rough just let me know. Thanks!
LinaLeonHeart : Well of course! All suggestions from reviewers are welcome! Adrian is his name, one of my fave names! GIANT TOILET OF DOOM! Thanks!
variabler : Wow! Very nice. (hands over plushie) Thanks!
Ryu the youkai : ...I WILL remember that..I think that happened to me before...oops..Thanks!
Yoshizilla :...Listen...I..umm..really do have the review that you sent a review to me...not to be sounding mean or anything...so..sorry.
" …Leave now..and never come back.." ---Crevan
PeppyDaMan :...yes...thank you for that...really appreciate that.
StealingPain : Ooh..Never heard of that name before..I'll look it up now! Hmm..rare name...gonna have to form it up..lets see..Gracious. I THINK not so sure on this one. Thanks!
readergirl-290 : Oooh..good movie, eh? Love it! Eee! Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks!
Unnamed Sorcerer : Hmm..I shall try..do not worry..the chapters you see recently will be slow and possibly dull due to over schoolwork. Advanced classes are NOT fun. There have been times when sleep is more important than anything...gah! Thanks!
Unnamed Sorcerer : YAY! (hands over plushie) YAY!
IluvEpona144 : ...Ah...10 is a good age...I wish I was 5 again...such good days..Thanks!
IluvEpona144 : Preschool rules more! YAY! Thanks!
shadedsilence : Oh! Its okay! I dont mind, really...I WUV BROWNIES THEIR MINE CREVAN! MIIIINE!...eee...Brownie...Thanks!
Koi hikari : Annoying, eh? Arent all little 10 years old annoying? XD Link needed a better friend that a fairy along the way...Thanks!
Kitty29 : Its okay! Dont worry! I wuv chicken. Yay! Intestines! YUMMY! 11 out of 5? I need to work better. Thanks!
Gwenhwyvar : Of course it does! Fire..is...FIRE! YAY! Thanks!
Tsukichan-san : YAY! SUSHI! Thanks!
Lin the daughter of Link : CPR! ZOMG! HURRY! XD Sanity is sooo overrated...Thanks!
Kiriona : Really? Well..you can write like this...you just need to...umm...get bored like I do and have a huge imagination...NUMA! Thanks!
TwilightZelda : I knoow! It can be hard for mee..but I am trying my best...Yeah..toast and milk arent the best things...I havent learned yet either..dont feel bad..Thanks!
maku99 A.K.A. Dr. hobo : wow..nice name...Leroy Jenkins? WoW player. Idiot. Got his party killed in a very humorous way. James? Always liked that one..let me see...wow..umm...it means 'Supplanter'...hey..dont look at me..I'm just reading. XD Thanks!
A Fading Shadow : I missed ALL of you! (hugs and gives cookies) yay! Thanks!
ZOMG..I cannot BELIEVE my lovely reviewers...Alright..alright..to the very..very..few who don't know who Samara is..WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! The Ring! Ring 2! The little girl..long black hair..kills you...lives in a well...ring any bells?...Zomg..okay...Get your ass to blockbuster and ask for the Ring move...And prepare..to shit your pants. Wheeeeeeee!
Numa Numa dance...ZOMG again. Listen to meeee...go to GOOGLE Type in 'Numa Numa Dance' And click on ANY link...load it..and enjoy my dears...Heehee..XD It be so funny to see story Jos dancing to that..XD XD XD With Link..in the back...shaking his head sadly. XD Hilarious..heeee..anyways.
Leeroy Jenkins. What is WRONG with you people! Leeroy! ITS LEEROY HERE! CHICKEN BOY! XD Okay..okay..Leeet meee seee..heeee...Alright..to those with a good internet...go to Alright? Type in...'Leeroy' THATS ALL! Nothing else. Click on ANY vids. Wait for load..and..watch the noob..XD And listen VERY VERY closely to the last two seconds. XD XD BUT..if people here have REALLY sucky internet..Like I used to..ah..but I have DSL now..so Nyah (sticks tongue out). Anyways..I can put the scene into story mode...Aren't I special? XD Alright..I'll just shut up..and go on..so NYAH! Wheeehee! (runs off, singing Llama song and chewing on a butterscotch comb)
On other note...I bought myself a new game.
Shadow of the Colossus.
OMG!...That game..its...its so beautiful...the music...(shakes head)...brings TEARS to MY eyes...MINE!...thats rare...but..its beautiful...sooo..very beautiful...and sad. I give the game a 9 out of 10. I strongly suggest to buy it.
Other news...Went to Arizona with our Crevan...had fun...and wished I could never leave...Arizona was hot..very hot...Oh well..I miss it...ANYWAY...I'm rambling..better get to ze chappy...PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2 KICKS ASS!
Other news...Crevan demands you all to play Xenosaga...Dont look at me...and...sorry about the chappy not being that good or sounding rushed...school is a biiiiitccccchhhh...been so tired lately...need...sleep...(falls asleep, snoring)
I stared into the dark depths of the well, chewing on the inside of my cheek and muttering to myself.
Link walked next to me, "Jos? What we do"
"…huh? Oh! Yeaaah..umm…we got a lot of stuff to do…seriously Linky boy..."
"…go to the next temple?"
"..no."
"…What we do then, woman!"
"I WANNA DO A SIDEQUEST!"
Link stared at me, "What the hell is a sidequest?"
"….It's a thingy…where..you know..you do things for other people…and get stuff…"
Link cocked his head, "….What kind of sidequest do you speak of?"
I walked over to where he was leaning against a brick wall, "Well…after much consideration to our plans and stuff…I think…" I bit my lip, tilting my head to the side. "Well..I think…We visit the Happy Mask Salesman!" Link gave me a confused look, "…who?"
"..mask dudey…man…oh nevermind! Just follow me! We have to get to the temple of time and turn back into our younger selves..that's the only way we can meet him. So…HURRY UP!" We walked out of the village and started heading towards the doomed Market Place. Once we arrived, I jumped across the broken bridge with Link.
"Let me guess..those redeads are still going to be there?"
I nodded, "Well of course...for...there is a French place somewhere..in ze market! And..They wish to steal..ze french fries and french onion dip! For they are dead Americans! And Americans...like french fries! EVERYWHERE YOU GO! THERE IS FRENCH FRIES! You can go to freaking ice cream shop..and voila! FRENCH FRIES!"
Link blinked, "..Whats that?"
"...nevermind."
Madison looked up, "Ooh! I want French Fries! EXTRA SALTY FOR MEEE!"
We once again, entered the empty market and ran past the Amercian redeads who want French Fries cause their French(A/N YES I know French Fries wasnt made in France.) and to the Temple of Time.
Shutting the large door behind us, we looked around the Temple.
"Atleast this place hasn't changed." I said.
Link nodded and looked ahead, "...What's that?"
I looked and saw a figure staring out of the window at the end.
"Ganondorf?" Link whispered, drawing his sword. I shook my head, "Nah..." I started walking forward.
"Sheiky!"
Link gasped, "Sheik!"
He ran to where he was standing, I rolled mye eyes and followed.
Sheik turned slowly and looked at us.
"You both destroyed the wicked creatures that haunted the temple and awakened the sage.."
"That's our job..awaken ze bitches..."
"But...there are still other Sages who need your help. In order to awaken all the other Sages, you must become even more powerful"
"Yeah we kinda realized that."
"You must travel over mountains..under water...and even through time...If you want to return to your original time, return the Master Sword to the Pedestal of Time and blow out the candle. By doing this, you will travel back in time seven years...The Time will come when you have to return here quickly...I will teach this to you for when that time comes..The song to return you to the Temple of Time...The Prelude of Light."
He once again took out his harp. Link and I took out our Ocarinas. Sheik closed his eyes and played a song that seemed to symbolize light...well duh..who would of thought. As the song echoed throughout the temple, Sheik opened his eyes and looked at us.
"As long as you hold the Ocarina of Time...the Master Sword...and with the help of fire at your side..you hold time itself in your hands...Link, Josie. We shall meet again!" He disappeared.
Link crossed his arms and looked at me, "Are we EVER gonna get to talk to him?"
"Course we will. He just doesnt wanna talk now. Shy like a girl, don't you think?" I grinned.
Linl shrugged, " Guess so...wanna ask him some stuff."
"Oh, you will Linky boy!"
Link smiled at me, "Yeah...well..shall we go back to uhh...our pasts?"
"Sure..nothing else to do." I walked up to the candle. Link walked next to the pedastal and withdrew his sword. I leaned down to it. Nodding to each other, Link put the sword back and I blew out the flame.
Blue and red light filled the room, a weird sensation filled me and Link. I felt as though I was shrinking and..for some reason..less mature. When I opened my eyes, I squealed and tripped.
Link looked over and laughed at me, "What did you trip on?"
"NOTHING!"
Link giggled and helped me up, "Wow..we're young again..."
I brushed my dress off, "Yeah.." I reached for my whips, only to find the sword I used before. "Hey! My whips are gooone!" I whined.
"Well DUH...They are probably bigger than you..."
"ARE NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"ARE NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"CAN'T PROVE IT!"
"CAN TO!"
"How?"
"...Shut up." I stuck my tongue out, "Come on..we find mask salesman dude." I grabbed his hand and started walking towards the door.
Madison flew out, "What the hell just happend?"
Not stopped, I asnwered with a grin, "We're young again."
"..NOOOOO!"
"YAY!" I cheered, still dragging Link out. Once outside, the sun shone brightly on us. Link grinned, looking around. "It's..happy again!"
"Well of course! Nothing bad has happened yet!" I dragged him into the market, running past the adults and children to the od looking shop. I pushed open the door and walked in, immediately spotting the odd looking man sitting at the register.
He looked up at us. "Hiyeee!"
I coughed, " Hia.."
"Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop! We deal in masks that bring happiness to everyone! How would you like to be a happiness salesman?"
I cleared my throat.
"Saleswoman? I'll lend you a mask. You sell the mask and bring the money back here. If you want to read the fine print, take a look at the sign right over there!" He pointed at a large sign. "After you've sold all the masks, you will become happy yourself! Have faith..."
Link walked over to the sign and started reading it, I looked at the one mask that was up, "That one!"
"Ah! Keaton!" He took it down and gave it to me, "Just wear the mask in front of certain people! If you talk to someone with a mask on, you might get a reaction. If anyone is interested in the mask, he or she will ask you about it. Someone may want the mask. Somewhere in the world, somebody is waiting for these masks...Just have faith"
"Riiiight.." I took the mask and pocketed it, "Sooo..aren't you the dude who is going to be exploring soon and I am going with you?"
He smiled and nodded, "Yes...Soon...Sooner than you think. Be ready. Who knows what our journey may bring...and remember...Whenever there is a meeting...a parting..is sure to follow.."
I swallowed, wondering why that quote left a cold feeling inside of me. Link walked back to me, "Meh..just seemed like basics..so..all we are doing is returning the masks?"
I looked at him and grinned, "Yup! First..we bring this mask to the guard in Kakariko village."
Link nodded, "Lets go!" Link exited out of the shop, I opened the door for myself. The Happy Mask Salemen chuckled again, "However..that parting need not last forever...Whether parting be forever...or merely a short time...THAT...is up to you."
I said nothing only exited the shop, not glancing at him.
Link was watching the people in Hyrule with a smile on his face, "Shall we get going?" He asked, looking at me.
I smiled back and nodded, "Tooo..Kakariko village!"
We ran past the crowded place, darting past the guards and into the open sunny field. Link smiled brightly again and looked at me, "I assume..we don't have our horses anymore?"
"Course not, Linky. Their still nothing but adorable colts...or whatever you call them." I shrugged then grinned. "We walk!"
Madison grumbled, "Dont wanna waaaalk.."
"What the crap you talking about, you don't even fly! You just sit on my shoulder or something and bitch about stuff! That aint walking!"
"...It tires me out."
"UGH! Lets go Link."
We ran acorss the small bridge that lead to the village and ran up the stairs. Entering Kakariko village, it was much smaller and lesser people there. That was to be expected of course. We walked passed the few houses that were scattered to the gate where a guard was standing, looking bored. I gave Link, the mask and he put it on. Looking cute as hell with it on.
We walked up to him.
(A/N I could not...could just NOT find the damn script for talking to him so I am making this up as I go. Yes be afraid. Be very afraid.)
He looked at us and smiled, "Hello again." He saw Link with the mask, "Is that..a.Keaton Mask"
Link nodded.
The guard simply smiled, "It is! My son has been wanting that for ages! Will you give it to me?"
"Not so fast! How much you willing to pay for it?"
"...how about...20 rupees?"
"Good! Link, give him the mask."
Link shrugged and handed it over, the guard gave him the rupees. "Thank you so much! My son is going to be very happy!"
"No problem! Come on Link!" I grabbed him and we ran back to where the Happy Mask shop was in the market.
"There, we sold the Keaton mask. What now?"
The Happy Mask Salesman looked at us, "Already? Great!" He gave a laugh and handed us a scary looking mask. Before he could tell us about the mask, I had already grabbed Link and was running out of the door.
"J..Jos! We didnt even get to hear what he had to say about it"
"Oh Link! Its not important! I know this!" Still holding his hand, I ran across the Hyrule field to the Kokiri forest and ran in. I ignored the Kokiri standing about and ran to the Lost Woods to where a weird looking creature sat sadly on a stump.
"Hey you! Weird dude"
He looked up, "Huh"
I made Link put on the mask. He looked at Link and nearly fell off, "Wha..what is that!"
Link stepped closer, taking off the mask, "Don't worry! Its just a mask!"
He relaxed, "Oh...a mask, eh?...Ma...Maybe I can actually scare my friends with it on! Can I have it! I'll pay you 15 rupees for it!"
"Hey..wait a minute..this mask costs 30 not-"
"THANKS!" He three 15 rupees at us, grabbed the mask and ran off into the woods.
"That bitch ripped us off! Link! Come on! Lets go after him!" He grabbed me, "No Jos..I can pay it off myself"
"Still..." I pouted. "No one rips off the Great Fire Master...uhh..me! Who..likes fire!..and..uhh...PEANUT BUTTER WITH ...umm...EGGS!...YOU WILL MEET YOUR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM AT THE HANDS...of.a...MOOSE! And..and..learn your alphabet!"
LInk stared at me, "...al..pha..bet?"
"YES! Alphabet!..ABCDEFG! The Gummi bears are after me! One is red! One is blue! The yellow one stole my shoe! ABCDEFG!...The gummi bears has captured..meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...I wanna be a mongoose."
Madison looked at me, "..What are smoking..and...WHERE...can I buy some?"
"...WHITE CLAUDIA! ITS THE WHITE CLAUDIA I TELL YA! For..for...because..Pyramid Head..is..is..on drugs!"
Link shook his head, "I really wonder about you sometimes."
I grinned widely at him, "When you wiiish upppooon a staaaar...maaakes noo diiiffeerencee who you areeee! Unless yooou aarreee a...PREEEEPPP!"
"Come on Jos." He grabbed my shoulder and started pulling on me to follow.
"Aye aye! Captain Crunch! Crunchatize me Cap'n!" We left the forest and headed back to the mask shop.
The Happy Mask Salesman looked up as we walked in, "Did you sell it?"
Link nodded, "yeah.."
"Excellent! Hand me the 30 rupees!" Link did so.
"I have only one mask left for you two!" He handed the bunny hood to me. I went wide eyed and put it on.
"Oh My Gods! Its a playbo-"
"JOS!" I heard Madison laugh in my pack.
"It is!"
"...play wha?"
I giggled with Madison, "Nooothing..Come on Linky..we must find some dude.."
We exited the shop and the market. Link looked around, "So..umm..where now"
"He is in the field running around like a damn fool! LETS JOIN HIM LINK!" I gave a loud scary laugh and started running to where I thought he was. Link gave me a frightened look before chasing after me, "What are you talking about!"
"Singing! Cant talk! Aint nothing gonna break my stride! Aint nothing gonna slow me doooown!" I sang happily, running along the yellow path. Link chased after me. I continued running until I ran into the running man.
I ran next to him, "Why..are you running?"
"..I DONT KNOW!"
"..wanna run faster, idiot?"
"SURE!"
He stopped, "What do you have?"
I showed him the playbo..I mean..bunny hood. He took it, "Ooh! Thanks! Here is some rupees that this giant plant dropped when I ran into it!"
"Smart one, arent you?"
He gave me 50 rupees and ran off faster, squealing. Yeah, he scares me. I looked at Link, who had watched with a scared look. "Are we..done?"
"Yup! Let us return!"
We ran all the way back to the market and to the shop and gave the Happy Mask Salesman the money.
"Well..thats all the masks! Thank you so much! You have free access to any of my masks, anytime you want! Come back anytime"
"No problem! Come on, Link!" I walked out with Link.
Link looked at me, "..Jos?"
"Yes, Linky?"
"..those 15 rupees..we got ripped off on...you stole it back from him didnt you"
"...Money money money! MOOONEEEY!" I sang happily, skipping off. Link, shaking his head with a grin on his face, following.
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this chappy will be messed up due to bad spell check. I apologize.