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"So...are we going to do anymore...sidequests?" Link looked at me, asking walking out of the city with me. I thought about for a second.
"Weeeeeell...nah..we can move on for now."
Link nodded, "Where to then?"
"Oh...hmmm..Kakariko village."
"Why there?"
"So we can go through Samara's home of death, see and hear the dead whisper their sorrows to us, cross over traps that are stained with the blood of the innocent curious ones, and face our worse dark fears that no one knows about in the back of our mind."
Link nodded, "Sounds fun...where's that?"
"Meh..the Well in Kakariko village."
"...we're doomed, aren't we?"
"Pretty much..yup.."
"...so...when we get there...wanna run around inside, screaming our heads off like headless chickens?"
"Sounds good to meeee!"
Navi suddenly came out of Link's pack.
"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey!..You're not listening!"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Not until you listen to what I have to say!"
"We don't CARE what you have to say..let me guess..something about the damn well?!"
Navi paused and looked at me, "H..how did you know?"
I stuck my tongue out at her, "Because I know."
She glowed, annoyingly and hid back in Link's hat. Link shot me a look, "Do you have to be so mean to her?"
"Hey..I had to listen to that almost every minute of every day when I played this..no way in hell am I listening to it now."
Link blinked, confused. "Played..this?"
"...nevermind, deary Linky. We must go to the windmill."
"I thought we were going to the well of doomy doom doom?"
"To get INTO the well of doomy doom doom. We must play a song of doomy doom doom. So we go to the windmill of doomy doom doom and piss off a dude of doomy doom doom with the song of doomy doom doom and thus causing a storm of doomy doom doom which will open the well of doomy doom doom...savvy?"
Link looked at the sky, still walking, "We're doomed aren't we?"
"Oh very doomed..doomed to a fate of doomy doom doom."
Link laughed, "Well..to Kakariko village!" When we arrived at the village, everything seemed to be back to normal. People were walking around, talking. Some peopke were looking at the burnt houses and discussing the repairs need to fix it. I walked up the stairs with Link to the windmill. "Wait..didn't you go in hear not far back and learn that rain song from him"
I nodded, "Yup! Some..redheaded crazy chick and a blonde dressed in green clothes taught it to them...curious bunch, eh?"
Link's eyes widened, "Wait...WE taught ourselves how to play it?"
"Lets see...our future selves went to him and learned it from him. He learned it from our younger selves, who learned it from...umm..I'M SO CONFUSED!" I cried.
Link thought, "Wow..time can be a pretty confusing things...we're teaching our future and our young selves stuff..that..we never learned..and..GAH!" He also cried, clutching his head. "So confusing!"
Madison flew out and looked at us. We were both clutching our heads, trying to figure out the meaning of time and failing miserably.
"Don't try to understand things like that! Your small puny heads won't be able to comprehend it."
"HEY!"
"Just get your ass in gear and get over to the windmill! Before I..umm..I go ape shit on you."
Link sighed, "Alright! We're heading toward there.." He started walking there, me behind him. Still thinking of time and the meaning of life...which is 42.
We walked into the wind mill. The dude was standing there, playing happily some random song I have never heard before. I smirked and went up to him. "Hello...Newman.."
He stared at me confused, still smiling though, "..Wh..what? My name isnt Newman..."
I sighed to myself, "Hasn't anyone around here ever watched Seinfeld before?"
Link shifted around nervously, "Whats Seinfeld?"
I bit my lip, closing eyes, "Now now Jos...their just noobs..allll noobs.." I opened my eyes and smiled happily, "Nothing dear blondie Link.."
He gave me a small smile, "Alright."
I turned back to the windmill guy, "I got a new song for you!"
He grinned more, "oooh! Play it!"
I nodded to Link and got out my ocarina. He got his out to. "Song of Storms. Link"
He nodded. We both played the song together. As we played it, I heard water shifting around somewhere. The windmill guy's eyes went wide, "Wh..what have you done?!"
I bounced up and down, squealing and ran outside. "Its raaaaaining! Its pouriiing! The windmill guy is cuuursing! Though I'm not sad! He's pissed and mad! Thats why he need to get Gladware!"
Link walked out the door and closed it behind me. "I think he is having a panic attack."
"Oh I dont THINK he is having one..I KNOW he is.." I giggled wickedly to myself. "Come on, Link. The well is just around the corner." I walked down the steps and approached the well. I looked down it with Link. He didn't seem that enthusiatic about going down a dark damp well. I don't blame him. He might of watched that evil tape and Samara could be in there waiting for him. Oh well...he might go into a pretty flashback with her dying. That would be cool!
"We..we have to go down there?" He said, nervously. I nodded, "Yup...don't worry Link..I know the shortcut to get what we need and get out. So don't worry about me running around here doing stuff. I don't want to be down there either...its freaky to me to.." I said. It was the truth. I was scared to death to go down there. Thinking there would be some evil creature waiting to devour me in there.
"I'll go first.." I said, climbing up onto its side and crawling down the ladder. Link pushed his damp blonde hair out of his eyes and watched as I disappeared into the darkness. He swallowed, got onto the side and started to climb down himself.
When I felt my feet touch solid ground, I released the ladder and straightened myself up. I blinked to clear my vision. It was quite dark in here. I could see a small light coming from torches. Which was kinda weird and freaked me out. A few second ago, this place was filled with water. I could hear water dripping from the ceiling onto small puddles on the ground and gathering. It reflected the light. Though it didn't help much with my vision. I heard Link climb down from the ladder and stand next to me. He looked around.
"This place is...quite...new to us."
"Yeah..guess you can say this is creepy haunted stage.."
Link nodded and took a few steps and got on his hands and knees. "Come on..there is a hole here.." He crawled through it and disappeared. I shifted my dress around and got to the ground, following him through the hole.
When I got to the other side, Link was standing over a newly killed skulltulla. He looked at me and shook his head, "Not even five minutes into this place and we are already being attacked by enemies in here..Looks like we are going to have to be on guard"
"Well, duh! This place is kinda haunted you know..I wanted to bring garlic and crosses down here to ward off the evil clowns of doom who wish to steal my Lon Lon milk."
Link shook his head with a small laugh and looked ahead, "J..jos..what's that?" He said pointing in front o him. I walked around him and looked. to the right was a large pile of dirt. Seemed to be meaningless. A little further ahead was a skeleton. It seemed to be quite old. Its bones was hanging crooked to the side. Some bones had falled off and its hollow eyes seemed to stare at us.
Madison suddenly came out, "Ugh! What is that foul stench! Did one of you cut wind or something cause that is just plain na-..Oh my GODS!..wha...what is that thing?"
"Tis a skeleton. A plain dead skeleton. Nothing to worry about. Unless its Grim off of that show..then maybe he'll take care of the Ganondork for us..but..sadly.." I went up to it patted it on its rough boned head. "He's dead, Jim."
Madison gaped at it, "Where ARE we?"
"At the bottom of the well."
"You didn't tell me this?"
"You never asked."
"You should tell me anyways."
"Well..guess what, Madison?"
"What?"
"We're at the bottom of the well."
"I KNOW THAT NOW!"
"Good..then I won't have to tell you again..now, shall we continue?"
Link nodded, stil staring at the skeleton nervously.
"Yeah..still..there is something about..Navi..can you tell us anything?"
Navi flew out and went over to the skeleton. She inspected it fot a second then turned bright green.
"I can hear the spirits whispering in this room...'Look for the eyes of truth...'. That's what they are saying!"
Link looked at me, "Eyes of truth"
"That's what we are here for. It'll help us get through the Shadow Temple."
Link looked at the wall in front of us, "This is a dead end though...we can't go further here."
I grinned to myself, "Yeah..oh well..guess we just have to go back.." I pretended to trip and fell through the illusion wall.
Link gasped loudly and fell to his knees, "Jos! Jos! Where did you go?!"
I reached out with my arms and pulled him into the new room with me. "Oh no where special..ya know?"
He gaped, "H..how did we..?"
"It was an illusion wall..there are going to be a few of them here..so don't be to surprised."
"How can we know if they are illusions or not?"
"Thats why we need the Eyes of Truth. So we can tell what is an illusion from reality. Link. We are not staying here long. We just need one key and thats it. I know where the key is so follow me."
I walked on ahead. Link was about to walk past me when I grabbed him and pulled him back.
"Careful Link!" I pointed to the large green skull that suddenly passed us, guarding the well.
"What is that thing.."
"That is a secret agent sent to find the One Ring to rule them all...we must avoid it! OR else we will be captured and send to the fiery pits of Mount Doom..oooh..that sounds fun though...I gotta do that.." I shook the thoughts of pretty lava in my head and grabbed Link's hand. I dragged him to a hidden wall and ran into it. "Ha! I knew it"
Like I had remembered, there was an small chest in front of us. I ran to it and grabbed a key from it. Link was looking around the room, "Is this..blood on the walls..?"
"Yup! Pretty isn't it?"
"Pretty isn't the word for it.."
I shrugged, "Pretty...oh well..come on..follow me.." I ran out of the wall and ran to the very north of the well. Link stayed right beside me, still scared shitless I assume. "Alright Link. See that sign?"
He looked up and saw the picture of a grinning skull. He nodded.
"Lets play a song for him.." I took out my ocarina with Link.
"What song?"
"Zelda's lullaby will put him to sleep well I assume.."
Link nodded and we both played the song together. That was a clicking noise and I heard the sound of water being drained somewhere again. Link heard it to, "What water is that?"
"You saw the water from the entrance, didn't you"
He nodded.
"That water is drained..come on.." We headed all the way back to the entrance, avoiding any enemy that we can. I muttered to myself, "Samara is going to be there...I know it! Her evilness of the doomy doom doom will reign supreme! We must conquer the doomy doom doom!"
Once we got back, we saw that the water had drained from the pool from below us. The walls shined in the light from the torches.
"Oh..nevermind then! Heehee!"
.I jumped down onto the slippery floor and saw the hole leading to the room we needed to be in. Link climbed down and stood next to me, "Are we almost out of here? This place is giving me the creeps."
"We're almost out..don't worry..." I smiled at him. He smiled back. I got on the ground and climbed into the next room. Seeing a shadow on the ground, I looked up and saw a skulltulla. I brought it down with a quick fireball. Then got on top of its soft belly and stabbed it. It died instantly. Link appeared and looked at the enemy. He shuddered and shook his head.
"Don't worry Link..they won't do anything while the great pyromaniac is around unless they want to be roasted alive!" I said, giving him a comforting hug. He smiled at me, hugging back. "I know.."
"Come on..chin up." I said, smiling. I walked into the next room, making sure he was next to me. As soon as we entered though, the door locked behing us and I heard a weird crunching noise. I drew my sword along with Link and looked around.
An ugly giant white creature appeared from the ground. It had black spotches on it and a long neck with a odd looking head with sharp teeth sticking out. Two small dinosaur hands waved around. It didn't look very happy to see us. Beside it, long skinny white hands poked up from the ground and reached for the both of us.
Link gaped in horror, "What...the..."
Madison took that time to look out, "Oh my GODS!! Its..its...a deformed pe-"
"No time for your bad mind, Madison!" I shook my head and pushed her back into the pack. Link continued gaping, "What the hell?!"
"Watch it Link!" I swung at the white hand that was reaching at his foot. The hand squealed and went away. I turned to the giant creature and started pelting it with fire balls.
"Come on, Link! Fighty!"
He shook out of his shock and started helping me kill it with his sword. Everytime one of us would get grabbed by a hand, the other one would hit the hand to release us and we could go back to pelting the enemy harder with out weapons. It was a pretty good strategy and after a while. The creature finally died and faded back into the ground with the hands. Link leaned against the wall, panting. "What the hell was that thing"
"Probably some mutated creature or something.." I said, sheathing my sword and catching my breathe. As Link was looking around. I opened the chest and found only one intstead of two Lens of Truth. I don't know why. I shrugged and handed it to Link. "Here..you're probably better with it then I am.." He looked through it. "Everything does look a lot funnier.." He said. I nodded.
"Alright..can we PLEASE get out of here now? This place is giving me the chills."
Link agreed immediately and we exited the room back to the main one. We easily got back out of the well without any problems occuring. As soon as we climbed out of the well and into the fresh air of Kakariko village. I collapsed on the ground.
"GRASS! I love yooou.." I hugged the ground, happily. Link watched me, shaking his head.
"Glad thats over..Well..where to next?"
I stood up, patches of grass in my hands and hair. Some even in my mouth.
"To the Shadow Temple of course."
"Shadow...what..is that one like!"
"Oh just like the Well but 10 times worse."
Link's scream echoed through the village.