Thank you everyone for reviewing!! It made me so happy, and I wanted to update. Unfortunately, this site was being evil, and wouldn't let me upload my document, so don't think that I ignored you! In other news, it's my b-day, and I got a cactus I've named Charlie. Anyways, I don't own Yugioh. Enjoy!

Yami was driving back home after all the fun he had with Seto. Tomorrow, they would have the lesson on how to smile. (Kaiba: NOOOOO!)

When he finally got home, a weird sensation was felt throughout his body. Something was... different, but what?

He got his answer when he stepped out of his car, and heard a splash coming from the nearby beach.

Walking slowly towards the beach, he could make out some sort of object on a rock in the dark.

When he got closer, he saw it was a person!

"Hello?" he called towards him. "Can I help you with something?"

The person turned his head to reveal curious amethyst eyes gazing at him.

Yami waved his hand at the boy, and smiled. "Are you lost, or just enjoying the beach?"

The boy only mimicked the hand movement, unsure of what it meant.

Upon further examination, Yami noticed this kid looked a lot like him. The only difference was the boy was more innocent looking, and he had a tail.

"A TAIL!" cried Yami, watching it pop out of the water.

Yugi was scared by the thundering tone of his voice, and immediately dove to the water.

Yami just stood there dumbfounded.

"That was a- he was a-," he mumbled to himself trying figure things out.

'It was just your imagination,' a voice told him.

'No it was a merman!' cried another.

'Don't be stupid, there's no such thing!'

'Don't call me stupid, you ass!'

'Watch the language, you, you,'

'Ha! You can't even come with an insult, loser.'

"Hey, do you mind!" interrupted Yami. "I'm trying to figure this out."

'Sorry,' they mumbled.

"You're almost as bad as Bakura and Ryou!"

Then an idea popped into his head, as he ran over to his house. He grabbed the phone and dialed in a number.

"Hello, you've reached Ryou and Bakura," greeted a gentle voice. "We're not here at the moment-"

Suddenly a much rougher, and angrier voice came on, "So piss off!"

"Bakura! You can't say that!" exclaimed the other.

"Not my fault this foolish mortal is such a loser, that no one wants to talk to him!"

"Give me that!"

There was some fighting until and other inappropriate name calling until a 'beep' indicated he could leave a message.

"You should really change that, you know," informed Yami. "Anyways, I need your help, and want you to call me ASAP. Talk to you later."

He put down the phone, and looked out the window.

'I just can't believe it.' he thought.

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"I can't believe it!" exclaimed Yugi. "I just experienced my first encounter with a human!"

He swam around happily, twirling around gracefully.

"I wonder what his name is?" Yugi asked himself. "Not to mention his hobbies, favorite food, and everything else there is to know about a human."

He came to a halt, and began to blush to himself.

"He was pretty handsome, too," Yugi whispered to himself. "I wonder if he already has a love interest."

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The next morning, Yami woke up to the same dream, causing him to yell in frustration.

"I don't get it!"

When he got over to Kaiba Corp, Seto grabbed onto him, and pulled him into his office.

"What are you doing?" demanded Yami as he watched his cousin check if the coast was clear.

"Jou's here, that's what!"

Yami smirked at that, almost immediately.

"Ohhhh, I see," he purred. "Someone's a little nervous."

"Shut up!" he snapped. "Now are you gonna help me or not?"

Yami scratched the back of his head, and replied, "Well, we didn't start the lecture on smiling, but I guess we could put your lessons to use."

Seto nodded his head eagerly.

"Alright, what do I do?" he asked.

"First greet him kindly, and try to step it up with a compliment," Yami schooled him. "If that's too much, just stick with the greeting."

"Okay, here it goes," he told himself.

Taking in a deep breath, he stepped out, and bumped right into Jou.

"Hey watch it, moneybags!" he yelled.

"Hello, Wheeler," he spat out.

Yami gave him a frown, and shook his head in disapproval.

Seto decided to fix it with a compliment.

"Did you want something, oh king of the underdogs," he remarked.

"You wanna start something," Jou growled getting ready to fight.

"Oh please, my four foot tall, 93 year old great-grandmother could kick your ass," he snorted.

"That's it," Jou said, "you're in for it now."

Before he could hit Kaiba, Yami stepped in.

"Come on, Jou," he smiled, "you don't wanna get kicked out like last time."

Seto groaned in frustration as he told scolded himself.

"Super compliment, Kaiba," he mumbled, "super."

When Yami dragged Jou over to his office, he shut the door, and turned to his friend.

"What's up with you," asked Yami. "I thought you liked Kaiba."

"I do," retorted Jou. "I just don't know what to do when I see him, and I freak. The next thing I know, we're having an insult competition!"

"Looks like it's time to give you some lesson in manners," sighed Yami.

"You would really do that?" Jou was flattered.

"Of coarse," Yami replied. "We're friends after all, right."

"You bet!"

"Now, let's start with greetings that don't include insults-"

"Awww," groaned Jou.

"And then, we'll try some compliments."

"NOOOO!"

'This is gonna be a long day,' Yami told himself.

I love Kaiba and Jou in this. They're so cute and horrible at expressing their feelings. I even got a bit of Bakura and Ryou in this chapter. Yay! I want at least three more reviews to tell me if I should keep going, or if this was stupid, and I'm wasting my time. Until then, goodbye everybody, and see you next time:-)