Know Your Stars Avatar the Last Airbender

Note: I was going to do Zuko, but I couldn't think of anything good. So this is an Azula chapter. Please people I need ideas for these characters I'll give you credit.

Dedication: My four wonderful reviewers.

Disclaimer: I suggest that you stop worrying about that outfit which has already decided to embarrass you and worry about me who is still mulling it over.

Second Victim: Princess Psychopath…. I Mean Princess Azula

Azula was in a port city in the Earth Kingdom trying desperately to find her traitor brother or the Avatar so she could go home. The Fire Nation princess was beginning to have some serious doubts about having brought Ty Lee along and some serious regrets that she had not considered bringing some plum sake to loosen Mai up.

After searching for about an hour Azula came across a shed with an open door, being her father's daughter the sadistic girl decided to see what was inside. Much to her surprise Azula found a room with a large comfortable chair and decided to sit down and have a rest. But karma was about to give that girl exactly what she deserved.

"Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars princess Azula of the fire nation!" A voice shouted from no where causing Azula to jump.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Azula demanded.

The voice of course ignored Azula's demand and continued. "Princess Azula, she has a secret crush on Aang."

"What! I most certainly do not have a crush on that immature little Avatar." Azula scoffed.

"So, that little shrine to Aang with the five hundred dollars worth of incense and the life-sized sculpture are just for show?" The voice asks trying to sound innocent.

"How dare you! I mean… that's Ty Lee's stuff."

"Uh huh. Princess Azula, she is only trying to capture Aang so she can force him to marry her!"

"That's just absurd. I want to capture the Avatar so I can embarrass Zuzu even more that he already has been."

"Right." The voice says in disbelief

"It's true!"

"Whatever. Princess Azula, who has a massive crush on Aang and is planning on marrying him, if she ever catches Aang, she'll beg Ozai not to kill him."

"You're an idiot do you know that? And when I find you I'm going to firebend you into charcoal." Azula shouts angrily.

"Yeah, yeah. Princess Azula, who has an unhealthy obsession with the Avatar, the reason she is so pissy is because she has an abnormally sized forehead!"

"I'm going to annihilate you! My forehead is not abnormally sized!" Azula shouts defensively. "My forehead is cute!"

"Princess Azula, she is in therapy with Haruno Sakura so she can learn to deal with her gigantic forehead."

Azula starts trying to fire up so she can use her lightening bending on the voice. "I don't need therapy!"

"Uh, yeah you do! You're a damn sociopath!"

"Am not!" Azula screams as she shoots a fireball in the direction of the voice.

"Azula the sociopath with an obsession with Aang. She is convinced that Aang would like her more if her forehead was smaller."

"I do not! I don't even like the brat and stop saying crap about my forehead or I'll kill you!"

"Azula the psychopathic princess, she is jealous of Zuko because he's prettier than she is." The voice offered falling back on an old favorite.

"Now that's just a gross exaggeration. I am much prettier than Zuzu! I mean have you seen that scar?"

"Yes, Princess Azula, she is extremely happy that their father attacked Zuko so her magic mirror would stop saying that Zuko was the fairest in the land!"

"I don't have a magic mirror and I've always been prettier than Zuzu!" Azula yelled.

"Okay Azula who likes to pretend her mirror can talk. The real reason she hates Zuko is because Aang likes him better just like her mom did."

"So what my dad likes me better."

"Yeah, that's just because you're his science project." The voice snapped back.

Azula tried lightening bending but found that she was having the same problem as her father.

"Azula the nut job with the Aang obsession and the superiority complex, she rents out her forehead for businesses to advertise to make extra money."

"I DO NO SUCH THING!" Azula shouted. The firebending prodigy then tried unsuccessfully to set fire to the chair and left in a rather agitated state.

"And now you know Princess Psycho… I mean princess Azula, the firebending sadist with the super sized forehead!"

I finished wee!

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