Switching personalities

As you all know, Sasuke has Naruto's personality and Naruto has Sasuke's personality. More things happen throughout this hilarious, random and silly story! Stay tuned for this…and more!

Do not own the characters, but Teah is miiiiine!

The class then burst out laughing when they saw that Sasuke of all people actually pulled a prank!

"Good job, Uchiha!" One boy said, giving Sasuke a high five.

"All in a day's work! They don't call me the Village's Greatest Prankster for nothing! Believe it." Sasuke declared, puffing out his chest a bit.

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Moron."

Teah was literally on the verge of losing it, this was just too much!

I can't believe it! Thanks to whatever the hell happened, Sasuke is going around behaving like Naruto and Naruto is behaving like Sasuke! I better keep my eye on them for a while. Seeing as no one else around here seems to notice or care.

"Hey, Naruto! You suck!" Someone yelled.

"Hey! Hey! No one talks to Naruto like that! Only I can do that! Hey! Hey! Don't you walk away from me! Hey! I'm talking to you!" Sasuke yelled.

"Sasuke, give it a rest." Naruto muttered.

"Shut up! Is that any way to thank someone who just stood up for you?"

"If acting like an idiot is standing up for me, then I'll be damned."

"I am not an idiot you dope!"

"Just shut up and sit down, teme."

"Don't call me that!"

"Then stop being one, then." Naruto looked away.

"Fine!" Sasuke slumped in his seat, crossed his arms, scowled and pouted.

Okay, as stupid as it is, I have to admit, Sasuke looks pretty funny when he pouts! Teah thought, hiding a smile behind her hand.

"Boys and girls, settle down now!" Iruka said. "Now, I'm going to hand back-" He opened his desk drawer and…

POOF!

The class broke into fits of laughter when the stink bomb erupted in the desk.

"Okay, who put that in there!"

Sasuke laughed and pointed at Naruto. "He did it!"

"Putting the blame on me, teme?"

"What? You did! I saw you!"

"You do realize you're only fooling yourself when really you were the one who did it. I saw you put in there before we got here."

"So who did it?" Teah asked.

"He did it!" The two boys pointed at each other.

Teah shook her head, some kids snickered, Iruka sighed and let it slide, going on with the class.

(It was Sasuke, by the way)

Later on, training grounds…

"I'm gonna beat you ass, Dobe! Just watch me do it!"

"You wish teme. But watch and learn from the master."

Teah sat under her favourite tree as she watched her personality switched team mates spar. For the first time ever, Naruto was doing WAY better than Sasuke!

Maybe they should switch personalities more often! She thought, going back to her book.

"Yeah, that's right! You're going against the future Hokage, you hear?"

Whoa, now Sasuke wants to be Hokage!

"Oh yeah? You and what army, teme?"

"Shut up you dobe! I'm gonna kick your ass!"

Teah sweat dropped for the 100th time that day. "…"

"I'd like to see you try, teme."

"I said stop calling me that, damn it!"

"Make me, teme."

And so…

"Fine! Okay! You beat me! Happy!" Sasuke said finally.

"I guess. C'mon, I'll treat you to ramen." Naruto said.

"Yay! You're the best, Dobe! C'mon, Teah-chan! It's no fun without you!"

Teah smiled a bit and joined them. "Whatever you say, Naru…I mean Sasuke."

At Ichiraku's…

"You know, Sasuke, you'll get a stomach ache if you eat that fast. And that much." Naruto said after Sasuke had eaten his fourth bowl of ramen. Really fast.

"And proud of it, too!"

Teah sweat dropped again. This is getting WAY too weird.

"Sasuke-kun! There you are!" Sakura came up to them. "Um…I wanted to know if maybe you'd want to go out sometime?"

"Sure, Sakura-chan! Tomorrow! I'll take you to ramen or something!"

Naruto's eye twitched.

"HOORAY! Bye then!" Sakura ran off in excitement to tell Ino about her date.

"…"

"…" Twitch, twitch.

"What's with you guys?" Sasuke looked over and Naruto and Teah, who sat on either side of him.

"…It's nothing." Naruto replied, looking away.

"Same." Teah said, turning her attention to her barely touched ramen.

"Wow, Teah-chan! You haven't even touched your ramen! That's not normal at all! Something wrong?"

She looked over at Sasuke, who was looking at her with deep concern in his coal black eyes. The Naruto way.

She just smiled a tiny smile. "There's nothing wrong. I'm just…not hungry."

"Not hungry? You've barely eaten all day!"

Naruto turned to her. "Teah…you're not skipping meals, are you?"

Her violet eyes widened. "N-no! Never!"

"Oh, good. Because that's just terrible for you. Skip the diets, exercise is much better for you."

(A/N: That's true! To all you possible dieters, SKIP THE DAMN DIETS! Instead, in what you want, and burn it off taking a walk, a swim or a trip to the gym! A heck of a LOT easier!)

"I know it is. I guess I…have a lot on my mind." Damn straight I do!

"That's normal. It happens." Naruto turned back to his food.

"And what's with you? You tensed right up when Sakura came asking Sasuke out and all that."

Naruto blushed.

"Yeah, Dobe. What was up with that? I saw you twitching when I accepted it! About time too."

"…It's nothing I just…had an itch."

"Bull shit. But whatever." Sasuke finished his ramen. "C'mon guys, it's getting late. We better get home. You both can come over to my house if you want!"

"Um…sure." Naruto laid some money on the counter and stood.

"Count me in." Teah said. I'll at least be able to keep my eye on them.

They went to the Uchiha mansion and went inside.

"Wow, nice place you have, Sasuke." Naruto said in a stoic tone, but nodded at the atmosphere.

"Thanks! Glad you like it. Um, I'm going to take a shower now. You guys make yourselves at home, okay? I'll see you later!" And he dashed up the stairs, humming to himself.

Teah went into the living room and settled onto the soft leather sofa.

"Hey Teah."

"Yeah, what?"

"If I react badly to the fact that that bi-er…Sakura asked Sasuke out like that…does it mean I like him or something?"

"Depends. If it's Sasuke you were going for. But it could've been for any number of reasons."

"Like what?"

"Well…maybe because he's your best friend and you're concerned for his well-being, don't think he's ready to date, you don't like him being around Sakura, you don't like Sakura being around him, the list goes on."

"Oh. Well frankly, I don't want Sakura around Sasuke." (Oooh! With Sasuke's personality, he's got the possessiveness!)

"Why?"

"She's annoying, only cares for Sasuke, and has never even…been a friend to me even after I've been so good to her."

"You have a point there. I've seen how nice and friendly you are to her, and she just shoves it in your face. That's just cruel. Naruto…how could you like Sakura?"

"I guess…I guess it was merely because she was cute."

"Figured. Listen to me, looks are what make love seen the wrong way. Love is not in looks. It's what's behind those looks."

Yep, leave it to Teah to give advice on love.

"Hn, okay then. I'll remember that."

And meanwhile, Sasuke was singing in the shower. Ooh, who knew he such a nice voice?

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