Switching Personalities

So now, with their personalities still switched, Naruto finds out his true feelings, and Sasuke goes on a date with Sakura…only to be thinking about Naruto the whole time! What could all this mean?

Do not own the characters, only Teah!

The next day…

"All right! Tonight's the night! Me and Sakura and a night of romance! Believe it!"

"Be quiet, teme." Naruto muttered.

"Stop calling me that, dobe!" Sasuke shouted.

Teah sighed. Here they go at it again. Only this time, it's the other way around.

"Whatever though. C'mon! Let's get some ramen before training!"

"Okay Naru-er…Sasuke." Teah agreed.

"Sure." Naruto said with a small yawn.

"Awesome! Let's go! Ramen is the best! Believe it!"

Later that evening…

"Ta-da! How do I look?" Sasuke came out of his room wearing an orange shirt, white pants, and a tie!

Teah could barely hold back her laughter. "You look…-giggle- adorable –giggle- Sasuke!"

"Thanks! What do you think, Naruto? Do I look awesome or what?"

Naruto hated to admit it, but his teme looked awesome. "You look…good."

"Thanks man! Tonight is gonna be great! Believe it!"

DING DONG!

"Ooh! That's her! I'm outta here guys! Later!" And with that Sasuke grabbed his wallet and left.

Naruto sat there a while and looked over at Teah. "Am I the only one who thinks that this is a bad idea?"

"Why?" Teah asked, looking at the blonde.

"I know how Sakura is. She could probably end up treating Sasuke badly. And I can't let that happen."

"Naruto…if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were in love with Sasuke." Teah said with a smile.

"W-what! No way! I don't love that moronic bastard! I'm just…looking out for him, that's all." Naruto blushed.

"Uh-huh…" Teah looked skeptical. "Come with me." She took him by the wrist and dragged him out of the house and down the street.

"Where are we going?"

"The Pink Bookstore."

"Why?"

"Because. I'm gonna illustrate a point."

They made it to the said bookstore and managed to get in, Teah was 18 after all.

And guess who they ran into?

"Kakashi-sensei!" Teah exclaimed. "Fancy meeting you here!"

"Huh? Oh, hello you two." He turned around and smiled at them through his mask.

"Hn, good evening, Kakashi."

Kakashi looked puzzled. "Teah…is it just me, or did Naruto just sound like-"

Teah grabbed his hand and dragged him to the next aisle.

"Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke and Naruto switched personalities in a freak accident. But we can't mention it right in front of them, okay?" She whispered. "And no one must know about this. If anyone asks, tell them that Naruto lost in a bet."

"All right." Kakashi agreed.

"Good. Now if you'll excuse me." Teah went back to Naruto. "All right, Snook. I'm going to prove to you that you are indeed gay."

"Teah, I am not gay. All right? Now can we go home?"

"No." She took a porn magazine from nearby, flipped a few pages and showed it to him. It was an image of a naked woman. Watching his expression carefully, she put the magazine away, took a another magazine, and showed him a page. This time it was a naked man. Then she put that back and watched him carefully.

"Well, so it's true then." She smirked at him. "You're gay."

"I am not!" Naruto protested.

"Oh really? By the look on your face, I'd say you were denying it. And that…" She pointed at his crotch. "Tells me that you're indeed gay. Because unless your crotch decided to take up tent pitching lessons, you are most certainly gay."

Naruto looked down at said crotch, and saw that he was indeed hard. He sighed. "Whatever. So I'm gay, and I love Sasuke. Now what?"

"We," She took his hand and left the store. "Are going to find Sasuke and Sakura."

Ichiraku…

"Mm! I never knew ramen could be really good! Thanks, Sasuke!"

"No problem, Sakura! Believe it!"

Wow! Sasuke is awesome! He's so much like Naruto! But that's great 'cause he's so much nicer!

"Hey look! It's Naruto and Teah!"

Cha! This is outrageous! How dare they ruin my date with Sasuke! Inner Sakura said angrily.

The two in question stopped in front of the stall.

"Hey guys!" Sasuke greeted.

"Hn." Naruto responded, looking away, digging his hands into his pockets.

Sakura faced her rival. "Uchiha."

Teah smirked. "Sakura."

"Come on and join! The ramen's awesome!"

No way! Damn it all! Inner Sakura cursed. "Um, sure! Why not? Come join!"

So now…

"Yummy! More please!"

"Sure Naru…er…Sasuke."

"Hey um Sakura, I also wanted to tell you that Tsunade wanted to see you about something! That's why we came looking for you!" Teah suddenly said. That was true.

"Oh really? All right. I better run then!" Sakura stood. "Thanks for the date, Sasuke! I had a good time!"

"Me too! See you tomorrow!"

Sakura grinned and hurried away.

"Sounds like you had fun." Naruto said dryly, barely touching his food.

"Sure did, dobe! Sakura rocks my socks! Believe it!" Sasuke shot out the peace sign.

God, I swear, I'm gonna die if these two don't switch back their personalities!

"Hn, good for you then, teme."

"Don't call me that, you dobe!"

"Whatever." Naruto sighed.

Teah decided to step in. "So um Sasuke, what are your thoughts on homosexuality?"

"Homosexuality? Well, I think that it's perfectly normal! Who cares if to guys love each other? Love is love! Doesn't matter what gender you go for, it's all perfectly normal!"

Naruto sighed in relief.

"Why do you ask?"

"No reason. Just curious. I came across an article in the paper today about homosexuality." That was true too.

"Speaking of love…" Sasuke leaned toward Naruto, grinning. "Do you have anyone special in mind, Ice Prince Naruto?"

Naruto snorted. "Heck no. I'm asexual without any feelings."

I beg to differ on that one. Teah thought, resisting the urge to say that out loud.

"Really now? Then what's this I hear about you having a crush on a certain someone?" Sasuke teased.

Immediately, Naruto blushed.

"Aha! So you do like someone! I knew it! So who is she?"

Naruto glared. "If you must know, the person I like isn't a girl, dobe."

"Stop calling me that! So, you like guys huh?" Sasuke grinned even more. "So who is he?"

"Not telling."

Teah nudged him. (Naruto)

"Who?"

"None of your business."

Teah nudged him again.

"Well?"

"Shut up!"

Nudge.

"If I guess, will you tell me?"

"…Fine."

Nudge.

"Is it Shikamaru?"

"No."

Nudge.

"Neji?"

"No way!"

Nudge.

"Lee?"

"No."

Nudge.

"Choji?"

"Please."

Nudge.

"Kiba?"

"Uh-uh."

Nudge.

"Shino?"

"No way!"

"Genma?"

"Are you out of your mind, dumb ass?"

Nudge.

"Raidou?"

"No way!"

"Gaara?"

"No!"

Nudge.

"His brother?"

"NO!"

Nudge.

"Itachi?"

"HELL NO!"

Nudge.

"Iruka-sensei?"

"He's too old for me."

Nudge.

"Kakashi-sensei?"

"He's my teacher!"

Nudge.

"So who?"

"Not telling."

Nudge.

"Oh, so it's someone I don't know, isn't it?"

"No. You know him."

Nudge.

"What's he look like?"

"Black hair, black eyes, pale skin, incredibly gorgeous, has a huge fan base, and is hyperactive and determined."

Nudge.

"Sounds like quite a guy."

"I could be sitting right in front of him and he wouldn't know I was talking about him."

Nudge.

"He sounds dumb."

"I could be looking at his body and he wouldn't know."

Nudge.

"Really? Well…who is he?"

Nudge.

Naruto nearly exploded. "ARE YOU THAT DENSE? THE GUY I LIKE IS YOU, TEME! HOW MANY HINTS DO I HAVE TO GIVE! HUH?"

Sasuke stared in shock and Teah slapped herself on the forehead.

Naruto, you idiot!