Switched Personalities

Hey y'all! Sorry for taking so long to update! But ya know life, ho hum!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter! There might be another chapter or two after this, but in any case, hope you enjoy it!

Sasuke and Naruto are the copyright property of Mashashi Kishimoto

Teah is the sole copyright property of me, myself and I!

Sasuke felt his jaw drop open. "You…uh…you l-like me? N-Naruto?"

Naruto sighed. "Yes, I like you, all right? Happy now?"

"…This is so totally…" Sasuke broke into a grin. "AWESOME!"

"It is?" Naruto and Teah said in unison.

"Well, yeah! It's about damn time you admitted it! Why do you think I agreed to go out with Sakura? I wanted to make you jealous!"

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!" Teah said, waving her hands. "You've been planning this right from the start?"

"Duh, how else would I get the Ice Prince to realize that he liked me? I mean, what else could I-MMMPH!"

Teah's eyes widened in surprise and delight as Naruto planted his lips on Sasuke's roughly, yet sweetly and longingly. She was even more delighted when Sasuke kissed back and brought the blonde closer, ah, it was a sight to behold. Teuchi even paused in cooking as he watched them, and Ayame was going "Awww!" as she watched.

Thank God for them switching personalities! It just gave out the most beautiful thing ever! SASUNARU! Teah thought happily. Deep down she was a hard-core yaoi fangirl, and SasuNaru was her first choice of pairing. (Just like me!)

But then it started to get passionate. Naruto slipped a hand up Sasuke's shirt and was stroking his chest, and said boy had just moved his hands down to the blonde's ass, squeezing and caressing.

"Um…I'll just leave you two alone now." Teah stood and slowly sneaked away. (Think of her doing like they do on the sitcoms, where the person is slowly sneaking away!)

People passed by and had taken glances and whispering "What on Earth are they doing?" and stuff.

I better go find Lee and his personality switching machine!

Rock Lee's Residence…

Teah knocked three times on the front door. Sure enough, Lee opened the door, he was wearing a green bathrobe over his Pyjamas.

"Good evening, Princess!" He greeted, smiling at her. "What an honour for you to stop by! Won't you come in?"

"Yes, thank you." Teah nodded.

He stepped aside and let her in, closing the door.

"Here, let me take your coat." Lee took off her bright red and pink spring jacket and hung it up on the coat hanger. "Please, come into the living room and have a seat."

Teah followed him into the room, taking in the house's interesting interior décor. "You have a nice place, Lee."

"Thank you very much! It's an honour to receive wonder praise from you!" Lee smiled. "Is there anything I can get for you?"

"Oh, no, I'm all right, thanks. Actually, I need to talk to you about something." Teah sat down on the sofa.

"Of course! That's what I'm here for!" Lee sat down on the arm chair. "What is it you wanted to speak with me about?"

"Well, you know back at the Science Fair when your Personality Exchanger machine kinda malfunctioned, and then Naruto and Sasuke tried to unplug it? Apparently when they were zapped, it must've activated the machine's power source and caused them…to switch personalities." Teah explained.

"Did they! My, that sure explains a lot." Lee said thoughtfully. "So what are you going to do?"

"I need the machine and I have to switch them back."

"All right then. I'll try to get Neji to fix it, and you bring Sasuke and Naruto down over here first thing tomorrow, all right?"

"Got it!" Teah stood. "Thanks for your help, Lee."

"Anytime, Princess." Lee smiled and saluted her.

She smiled and took her coat and left.

Stopping over at a few people's houses, her plan was soon going to be put into action.

The Next morning…

"Waah…Teah lemme go! I wanna get ramen!" Sasuke complained, who was being dragged down the street with Teah holding his wrist.

"Be quiet! You sound like Naruto!" Sakura scolded, walking behind him so he wouldn't escape.

"I want ramen!"

"You and Naruto can get some later. We just have to stop over at Lee's for a minute, all right?"

"Let me go! I don't wanna!"

"Stop whining right now or I'll make you stop!" This was topped by the famous Uchiha glare.

Sasuke immediately shut up, but grumbled to himself the rest of the way.

"Nice work." Sakura said.

"Thanks, I guess."

With Naruto…

"I refuse. So no." Naruto turned to walk away.

"Oh no ya don't!" Ino grabbed him by the arm. "Now c'mon! We have to go over to Lee's right now!"

"I said no. I don't need to, and I don't want to. So I shouldn't go."

"Man this sucks…" Shikamaru muttered, but then grabbed Naruto's other arm.

"Hey! I said no! Now let me go!" Naruto said angrily.

"Forget it! Not until we're done with you!" Ino replied. "C'mon Shikamaru, let's get him over to Lee's on the double!"

"Yes Ma'am." Shikamaru sighed.

So the two teammates dragged off a protesting blonde over to Lee's place.

Later on, Lee's place…

"Hey man, let us go! Right now!"

"If you don't let us go right now I will kill you."

"Yeah yeah, whatever."

"Do it, Lee!" Teah yelled.

Lee gave her a thumbs-up and pulled the lever switch.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!

Hey everyone! Sorry if it was so short! But I hope it was good none the less! I'm so sorry for taking so long to update!