"You know, I've never seen you around in the village before," said Arashi looking at his third teammate.
"You keep being a smartass and I am going to kick your ass," said the boy with a facemask.
"You never did tell us what name you're going by," said Gaara as they walked to the where the first part of the exams was being held.
"Bob, that is my name for the exams," said Bob.
"Bob?" repeated Gaara and Arashi with sweat drops.
"You got a problem with Bob?" asked Bob narrowing his eyes.
"No sir," they both said as they wilted under his glare.
"Good, because Bob is a great name that even the god themselves wish they could be called," said Bob proudly before running into some boy with pale eyes.
"Watch where you are going loser," said the boy turning to face Bob.
"Hey you're Hinata's cousin Neji right?" asked Arashi walking up to the group.
"You know these people Neji-kun?" asked a girl with buns in her hair.
"Unfortunately, they are staying at the Hyuuga compound with the rest of my family. Apparently, they are good friends of Hiashi and Hana-sama," said Neji.
'Neji is still a stuck up bastard, it seems he inherited his father's hate of the main family. Kind of weird because I thought that he only hated it because his father died, I guess there is more in the equation then I thought,' thought Bob as he drank some sake.
"Aren't you a little young to be drinking sake," said the girl.
"Would you like some Tenten-chan?" asked Bob with a wink causing the girl to blush before staring at him curiously.
"How did you know my name?" asked Tenten suspiciously.
"Can we please make our way to the third room now?" asked Gaara bored.
"Sorry about him, my nii-chan doesn't like people," said Arashi as the group made their way to the third floor.
"Funny, you two look nothing alike," said Tenten not realizing that Arashi was able to make her lose focus on Bob.
"Looks don't make someone family," said Bob seriously before continuing to drink his sake. Tenten continued to make small talk with the group, but were soon stopped when they ran into a man and boy wearing green spandexes and were hugging with a sun behind them.
"Can I crush them in my sand?" asked Gaara seriously.
"Sorry about that, you get used to it after awhile. Lee we need to get to the exam room in the next five minutes or we will be disqualified," yelled Tenten to her teammate.
"Yes Lee, you must hurry and get to the exam room so all can see your youthfulness," said Gai before picking up Lee and running to the exam room.
"You can crush them in your sand later," said Arashi as he shivered at what he just saw.
"I'm out of sake," said Bob sadly causing everyone to give him a weird look. Bob just looked at everyone with a blank look before slowly pulling out another bottle and took a sip.
"You all can blink now," said Bob as he continued to drink from his new sake bottle.
"Can I crush him in my sand later as well?" asked Gaara before they continued to walk.
"Most definitely," said Arashi with a smirk.
Break
"Wow, so many people, I don't think I have enough sake for everyone," said Bob.
"Who are you, I have never seen you around before," said Kiba arrogantly.
"They are from a different village Kiba," said Hinata softly.
"Hmm, I never seen a village with that symbol before they are probably from some weak village," said Sasuke coming into the room with his two teammates.
"Hinata-chan," screamed Naruto before hugging the girl happily.
"Oh I want to have a turn, Hinata-chan," screamed Bob before knocking Naruto away and hugging the shy girl. He didn't get to hug her too long before Kiba and Naruto went to knock him away, but he disappeared before they could reach him.
"Talk about rude, all I wanted was a hug," pouted Bob before drinking some more sake. Everyone just stared at Bob incredulously, but another person screaming broke the silence.
"Sasuke-kun!" yelled a blond haired before she jumped at Sasuke.
"Ino-pig don't touch my Sasuke-kun," yelled Sakura trying to break Ino's grip on Sasuke.
"You're Sasuke-kun, keep dreaming forehead," said Ino with a grin.
"Will you rookies stop making all that noise, you're upsetting the other contestant," said a boy wearing glasses as he made his way to the group.
"Who are you?" demanded Sasuke with a sneer.
"Name is Kabuto and I think you all need to quiet down before the other contestants get madder at you all for playing around," said Kabuto pointing at the other contestants. The group looked around and saw that every other contestant was glaring at them.
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I am going to beat you all," yelled Naruto arrogantly.
"He is another you can crush with your sand," said Arashi to Gaara.
"This your second time taking the exam is that why you called us rookies?" asked Sakura.
"Actually, it is my seventh time taking the exam," said Kabuto with a smile.
"You must be a really crappy ninja if this is your seventh time," said Kiba.
"Maybe, but since I have taken the exam so many times I have been able to gather information on almost all competition with these ninja info cards," said Kabuto showing everyone the deck of cards he had.
"Do you have information on the village they are from?" asked Sasuke pointing at Bob whom was drinking sake.
"I come from the hidden village of sake, where we drink, and drink all day," said Bob happily. Everyone just stared at Bob incredulously as he continued to drink his sake without a care in the world. Both Arashi and Gaara looked ashamed to have him on their team and went to go somewhere to sit.
"Let me see what information I have on that village," said Kabuto flipping through his cards. He finally found the card he was looking for and was amazed by what was on it.
"This can't be right," said Kabuto as he stared at the ground.
"What does it say?" asked Naruto curious.
"You have been punk," laughed Bob.
"What kind of ridiculous information is that," said Kiba.
"I don't know how this happened," said Kabuto surprised that someone had been able to mess up his information without him knowing. He didn't get to think further on the subject because the first exam instructor had arrived in a cloud of smoke.
"Alright everyone settle down and find a seat. I am the first examiner, Morino Ibiki, and you will follow my rules or you can go home now," said Ibiki releasing some killing intent upon everyone. Everyone just found a seat and waited for Ibiki to tell them what they had to do for the first part of the exam.
Author's Note: I have had a lot of people comment that I update fast and well that's because my friends and I have already mapped out the story a long time ago so writing the chapters doesn't take long. We just like to wait until we get at least eight reviews a chapter or 300-400 hits before updating the new chapter. This is the reason I update so fast. Anyway thanks to all who review and take care.