Whoo! Chapter two…ummm yeah If anyone has any questions about…well anything I'll answer them…later or whatever.

Getting There

Time: 11:00 A.M Tuesday

Location: Organization's Standard Van

Saix sighed. They had been in the van, all 13 of them, plus luggage (and Larxene had a hell of a lot of crap), all cramped in a van. But, being Saix, Xemnas' favorite, he got to have shot gun, while Xemnas drove. Lucky him.

And No! Xemnas couldn't just tell them where they were going so the could portal there, nope…him and his sadistic humor is having them ride in a car, to go rent a boat to go…somewhere. In short, Saix was not in the best of moods. 'Damn new moon phase…making me all sleepy. Not cool.'

"I spy with my totally, awesome eye. Something BLUE!" Demyx shouted happily. And to top off Saïx's bad mood, Demyx, Axel, and Roxas had been playing 'I spy' since 9 in the morning. NINE! That was THREE HOURS!

"The sky?" Roxas guessed.

"Nope."

"The van?" Axel tried.

"The van is black…dumbass." Marluxia growled from between Roxas and Luxord. Luxord he didn't mind, but everyone once in awhile, Axel would rub his hand dangerously close to Roxas's crotch, and would occasionally brush Marluxia's ass. He was not happy either.

"Oh my GAWD! I know!" Roxas squeaked, bouncing in his seat. "Saïx's hair!"

"CORRECT!" Xemnas shot a glare in Demyx's direction.

"Damn it Xemnas, how long does it take to get to the damned port?" Xaldin growled. He was smashed between Zexion (who was reading some book, without pictures! Everyone knows Xaldin loved picture books! How dare Zexion read something without pictures!?), and on his other side was Xigbar (who was playing with his eye patch, by taking it off and showing Larxene his non-existent eye just to laugh while she flipped out.)

"Soon Number 3, soon. Be patient. Its not that bad."

"Not that BAD?!" Vexen yelled, who, unfortunately was next to Demyx and a window. "Your driving this damned car, to some unknown port, to rent a boat to get somewhere for a vacation! You are totally oblivious to the madness going on in the back seats because you're to absorbed in your thoughts that involve Saïx's ass!" Vexen fumed. Everyone was a little surprised at Vexen's outburst.

"Umm…okay sure, you think that Vexen." Xemnas said, glancing at Saix.

"I spy something…red!" Axel shouted, breaking the silence.

"Your hair." Zexion mumbled into his book.

"Yeah, how did you know?"

Zexion sighed. "First, your hair is the only thing that is red, anywhere, and second, you have picked red for your past five turns."

"We're here!" Xemnas announced, slamming on the breaks.

A series of unfortunate events happened in that second. Zexion's book flew out of his hands, and smacked Axel in the head, Axel, who had been caressing Roxas's leg again, his hand slipped and ended up on Marluxia's ass. Marluxia screamed when Axel's hand 'groped' him, his arms flailed and knocked the cards out of Luxord's hand, causing a card to fly and implant itself into Xigbar's uncovered, non-existent, eye. Larxene screamed, and smacked Xaldin and Lexaeus in the face. They both grunted. Roxas, who got scared by the grunts, screamed, scaring Demyx, who had flown towards the front of the van…and into Saïx's lap.

As soon as that happened, all commotion in the van stopped, and Saix looked more awake now than he had in the past three days.

"Umm…what?" Saix asked, looking down at an extremely flustered Demyx.

"Uh…well you see-"

"Why are you on my lap?" Saix growled, Demyx 'eeped'.

"I swear! I didn't do it on purpose!"

"Then why are you still there?" Saix glared. Demyx squeaked again, and jumped to the back of the van. Xemnas sent Demyx another glare.

"Come on my minions! I have already gotten the boat that will take us." Xemnas clapped his hands together, and jumped out of the car.

-- 2 hours later--

Saix the water as the boat continued to take him to his immediate doom. The boat was large enough so the Organization members were well spread out.

Saix was lucky, Xemnas had not found him…he was squealing with delight on the inside.

"Hey Moonshine. Hiding from Mansex are you.": Axel laughed. Unfortunately for Saix, Axel, Demyx, and Roxas decided to stalk him.

"You know damn well that I don't like him." Saix deadpanned.

Roxas sighed. "Yes, we know."

"Then why must you pester me?" The Trio gave him a blank stare. "Pester means to annoy."

"Oh…well 'cause its fun." Roxas grinned.

"Hey! Land!" Demyx announced.

"Yes…land." Saix jumped, and found Xemnas only inches behind him. "This is the island that we will be at for the next two weeks. Its uninhabited. So it will just be us. There are only five houses…so we're going to pair up." Xemnas smirked.

Saix nodded dumbly, and shuffled over to the Trio that stood watching in amusement.

"This is to never be spoken about again." Saix glared at Axel a.k.a The Gossip Whore.

"Yes Sir!" he replied, mock salute.

Saix rolled his eyes and trudged away, off to find a way to protect his precious ass virginity.

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A/N- ummm…well I dunno what to say XD Still my sad attempt at humor. I have somewhat of a pole type thing….what pair do you people wanna see?

Saix and Demyx

Saix and Xemnas

Saix and Zexion

??? Those are the only ones I'm willing to pair Saix with. The other obvious pairings are Axel and Roxas and….maybe a little something with a few others….I don't know yet. Feel free to give me any ideas that you may have or wish to see. And as always…Review please!!