The Bet

Time: 5:00 P.M Tuesday

Location: The Vacation Island

Saix glared at the house he, unfortunately, was sharing with two other people. Axel and Roxas had claimed one house, Vexen, Luxord and Marluxia had teamed up and claimed another house. Larxene had gone insane at the thought of having to share, so in order to stop all the screaming…and lightning bolts…she got her own house…'Lucky bitch' Xigbar and Xaldin had been nice enough to adopt Lexaeus into their home, which left four.

Sadly, Demyx outright refused to share a house with two emo-ish bastards, and a horny bastard, and thus had roomed with Axel and Roxas…leaving Xemnas with two emo-ish, anti-social bastards. One he wanted nothing to do with, and one he just wanted, badly…really, really, badly.

Saix , was for once, grateful for Zexion's company. At least Zexion's presence would fend off Xemnas, even for a little while.

He herd laughing behind him. He turned to glare at the Trio. "It's not funny…bastards…"

"Yes it is!" Axel laughed. "By the end of the two weeks, your ass will be owned."

"Oh my god! I bet 10,000 munny that he gets owned by the end of the week!" Roxas giggled…stupid kid.

"I'll raise your 10,000 and add 5,000 munny." Demyx announced, trying to sound like he knew what he was doing.

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And somewhere, down the beach, Luxord's ears twitched. "I…uh…I'm going to…"

"Luxord, what are you talking about?" Marluxia asked as he choose his room.

"Betting!" Luxord said, extremely happy. He rushed out the door, and ran to the other end of the beach…Baywatch style.

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"Hey isn't that Luxord, running…really slowly?" Demyx asked.

"Yeah. I think it is." Axel muttered.

Zexion, in all his mysterious glory, had suddenly appeared at Saïx's side. "I believe that he has been watching old TV shows again. Like…the time we caught him watching Texas Hold 'em…that was a sad day." Zexion shook his head sadly.

"How the hell do you just appear out of nowhere like that?" Saix asked.

"Because." Zexion paused for dramatic effect, 'cause…well…he's cool like that. "I'm a ninja."

"…"

"Betting?" Luxord asked as he finally reached talking distance.

"Yea! You want to join in, Luxord? We're betting on how long it will be 'till Saïx's ass gets owned." Roxas explained.

"OH! I totally wanna get in on that. I say…" Luxord paused, to rub his temples and concentrate. "I predict this Sunday." Saïx's eye twitched.

"You all have no respect for me."

"Just when you cant go Berserk on us. All other times…we respect you completely." Zexion smirked. 'Dumbass'

"Oh! Saix! I have made us dinner! And wine! I know you like wine." Xemnas called from the porch of their shared home.

Saix sighed. "I don't like wine, Xemnas."

A pause. "But Saix!" Xemnas was suddenly at Saïx's side. "This Island is nicknamed the Island of Loooove!" he purred, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Xemnas you look like a pedophile when you do that." Roxas said.

"You call me the pedophile? Axels the one fucking a…what….your like 14." Xemnas shook his head n disappointment. "Shameful."

"Right…well I'm kinda tired…" Saix began.

"Oh! But Saix…you'll be happy to know that there are only two beds in the house! Looks like you'll have to sleep with me!" Xemnas smiled. Axel snorted, turned around and hunched over. Little drops of blood landed in the sand.

"Axel…you pervert." Roxas mumbled.

"Uh…." Saix…was a little scared. Sharing a house was bad enough but a BED?!

"Saix." Zexion whispered into his shoulder. "You can room with me." Axel snorted again, and coughed a little.

"Thank you Zexion." Saix said, rewarding Zexion with a crooked smile.

Xemnas stood, and watched as Saix and Zexion made their way into the house. Glaring. "How dare he."

"Xemnas. I swear you have to be a little less blunt in these things." Demyx supplied.

"But. I thought Saix liked things blunt." Xemnas replied.

"Yeah but that's being to blunt. You're practically saying 'Hey Saix, lets jump in bed and have wild, rough, hot steamy sex.'" Axel laughed, finally getting over his little moment of perverted ness.

"Axel…" Roxas looked up at Axel with 'that look' in his eyes.

"R-right now?" Axel asked, looking back and forth between Demyx, Xemnas, and Luxord…who was collecting sand dollars, and giggling quietly to himself.

Roxas nodded.

Axel grabbed Roxas's wrist and ran off into the jungle like trees of the island.

"Awww damn. Why cant that happen to me?"

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A/N- OHHHH! Is a new romance starting?! Hmmmm???? This chapter was short….much like the others…but next chapter will be longer….I have to fill in a lot. Next chapter will be the whole day. Wednesday. Did I spell that right? I dunno….don't really care XD. Alright till next time.

Saix and Xemnas

Saix and Demyx

Saix and Zexion

Still keeping the pole type thing open. It can change at any moment. Review please!