Welcome all to chapter two. Thank you for your reviews!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. If I did I would burn Orochimaru and his hideous tongue.

Chapter 2

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon and what was I spending it on?

I was shopping, with Ino. Can I add in that it was against my will?

"Ino, what are we even shopping for?"

She grinned, "Mostly hair care products, cute new school shoes, make-up and a new school skirt, now hurry up!" she said grabbing my arm.

"Why?"

"Why what?"

I sighed; this girl was definitely affecting my sanity. "Why do you need all of that stuff?"

She rolled her eyes at me, like I had the mental age of three.

" Think Sakura, tomorrow is Monday, on Monday we have school and on the first day of school it's also the first day of our schools merging!"

I didn't get what the big deal was so I just shrugged my shoulders and let Ino drag me from shop to shop. After all, if Ino was concentrating on shopping and not talking to me I had my own problem to think about.

How to destroy Uchiha.

There are so many ways to do it and I've been thinking of them all, and I mean all. I could murder him, but then I'd go to prison so that idea had to go and screw itself sideways. Then I thought of getting a girl to get Uchiha to fall in love with her so she could brutally dump him. But the chances of finding a girl that doesn't drool every time they hear his name mentioned is zero. But I finally settled on one.

I'd simply make his life hell.

I'm not sure how yet, and I'd need some help but with enough effort I could pull it off, right?

I looked at Ino, trying to get the shopping assistant to lower the price on a school skirt.

Yeah, I'll pull it off, not for me.

But for my best friend.

And every other woman that has fallen victim to his non-existent charms.

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I hate it already.

I'm standing out side the school doors waiting for Ino, God, knows where she is, and every single one of the damn boys keep looking at my hair!

They walk up the steps, stare at me and then walk inside. I don't like it and neither does inner Sakura.

Damn right.

"Sakura!"

My head automatically snaps to where my name was called and my mouth drops open.

"I-Ino?!"

She was standing at the bottom of the school steps looking like a model that'd just stepped out of a magazine, make-up lightly applied on her features and her hair looked shinier than it usually did. Has she shortened her skirt?

Whatever she did everyone was noticing, girls and boys. Girls glared in jealously and boys stared in wonder.

She bounced up the stairs and I gaped at her. "What the hell did you do?"

She gave an innocent pout, "What do you mean?"

"What di-SHIT!" Someone barged past me and zoomed towards a small crowd that had formed in the middle of the school grounds.

BITCH.

And for once I agreed with her.

"Hey you!"

The girl turned around and looked at me sourly, "Get lost forehead! I need to go and see my Sasuke-kun!"

I snapped, and Inner Sakura took over.

"Who the FUCK do you think you are, you bimbo! You shoved me out of the way AND insulted me just to get to a pathetic little shit-head who will probably ignore you anyway!"

Silence.

All eyes were on me, so I glared.

"What the fuck are you looking at?"

All of the sudden, as if by magic no one was looking anymore and they were all chatting with their friends. Am I that scary? Obviously I am.

I grinned. That was…fun.

"Sorry about that Ino," I said smiling sheepishly, turning around. Only to find that it wasn't Ino I was talking to.

But Sasuke Uchiha.

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

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The plot of this story is running away from me so I'm sorry if any of it seems messed up, OK?

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