The 'Date'
Time: 9:35 A.M Monday
Location: Xemnas, Saix, and Zexion's 'house'
Xemnas took a deep breath, and let it out slowly. He was trying to calm down…it didn't work. He was so excited. He couldn't believe that Saix actually agreed to spend the whole day with him. He even had trouble sleeping, and he promised himself that he would let Saix wake up on his own, and not force him awake by staring at him…which, he had to admit, was kinda creepy.
So, instead, he was listening threw the wall for the first sign of his beloved Luna Diviner to be awake.
He heard a loud popping noise, a weird groan, the sound of skin hitting skin, a grumbled moan, then a loud thump.
"Okay, that was to weird to be nothing…" he whispered to himself.
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Saix yawned and stretched, popping his back in the process, and effectively smacking Zexion in the face when he went to place his arm on the bed.
Zexion groaned, and smacked at Saïx's hand that was no longer there. He rolled over onto his side, moaning in sleep a little, and then….thump…
"Ow, fuck." Zexion whimpered, as the door flew open.
"What's going on?" Xemnas asked.
Saix rolled his eyes. "Zexion fell out of bed. Why? What do you think was going on in here?"
Xemnas gave a blank stare, and blushed a little. He began to fidget while he explained. "I thought…that…you two, might be having…sex."
Zexion snorted as he picked himself up from the floor. "Xemnas I know damn well you were listening thought the wall more than half the night, don't you think you would have heard us if we were?"
"You could have been quiet!" Xemnas defended.
"Right," Saix began. "Because its totally possible to have silent, gay sex."
"Well, I don't see why its not possible…" Xemnas smiled in a supposed innocent smile.
"Xemnas shut up." Zexion said, standing up fully, now fully dressed. "I have to go and find Demyx, and that kitten. He disappeared last night…" Zexion waved, and left quickly.
Saix sighed, and got out of bed. "Oh Yay! You're up."
"I've been up for the past 10 minutes."
"Yes but, now we can start that whole day together thing!" Xemnas said happily.
Saix dropped his shirt he was about to put on. "T-the whole day?"
"Yes! You promised yesterday that you would spend today with me." Xemnas grinned. "I'm gonna let you finish getting dressed, and I'm going to go and start breakfast." Xemnas turned and left.
Saix waited, and waited, and waited. He had made no attempt to pick up his shirt, or to finish getting dressed.
"I wonder if a nobody can kill themselves…" Saix wondered aloud.
A knocking sound from behind startled Saix only a little.
Zexion and Axel stood outside the window, knocking on it. Saix sighed and opened it. "What?" he growled.
"Saix come on, give him a chance." Axel said, wasting no time in getting to the point.
"What?"
"Axel's right Saix. You should give Xemnas a chance. He's been after you for longer than you know." Zexion said.
Saix raised his fine blue eyebrow. "Really?"
"Hell yeah! He just wants a chance, that's why he's always all over you, hoping you'll get so annoyed that you will give him a chance. You give him a chance, he'll be satisfied." Axel said, giving a crazy grin.
"You think so?" Saix asked doubted.
"Of course!' Zexion announced. "Just call it a date and Xemnas will be happy."
"Fine, fine, as long as he'll leave me alone from now on." Saix grumbled, and slammed the window shut.
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Geez, jerk." Axel said, rubbing his fingers.
"I hope he figures out that even if he hangs out with Xemnas today, he wont give up,"
"I hope he realized that Xemnas really isn't all that bad. They'd look kinda cute together." they sighed in unison.
"Who do you think would top?"
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Saix finished getting dressed in the bathroom, Zexion and Axel were still outside his window, and entered the kitchen area were Xemnas was currently hovering over many different kitchen appliances.
"Hello again Saix!" Xemnas called over his shoulder. Saix grunted. "I'm making all your favorites! Pancakes, with chocolate and peanut butter and blueberries, and strawberries, and raspberries, and-"
"How much stuff did you put in the pancakes?"
"…" Xemnas looked from Saix to the oven, then back again. "A…bit."
"Alright…I wont say anything." Xemnas beamed.
"And I even made the syrup myself! It has chocolate and maple syrup in it!" Saix could actually feel himself getting fat already, and he was certain that if he had a heart, he would have heard it clog up.
"Sounds…delicious…"Saix lied.
"Fabulous!"
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Saix groaned, and fell face first into the sand. After breakfast, Xemnas decided to take a jog down the beach…only Xemnas's 'jog' was more like a desperate sprint. Saix was sure he was going to die.
"Wasn't that refreshing!" Xemnas asked, doing some kind of weird pose. Saix turned his head to the side, and glared at Xemnas without really opening his eyes in fear of getting sand in them.
"Xemnas…never again. How could you eat all that…and then run?"
"My dear Saix! It is because I am fit! You obviously have been neglecting your fitness." Xemnas grinned. "I will have to be your personal trainer." Xemnas bent down and helped Saix up.
"Can we…do some not so physically demanding activities?" Saix asked
"Of course! What would you like to do?" Saix looked at the sky. "It is still daytime, therefore, we cannot watch the moon, possibly tonight I shall accompany you in your nightly moon watching. Perhaps, I shall see what is so important about it." Xemnas rambled.
"Okay, I guess that's fine."
"Super. Now, what shall we do for now…" he checked the sun. "It is exactly 11:43. The sun told me that."
'Woohoo congrats Xemnas! You can tell time by using the sun! Yay!' Saix sighed. " Alright. Well, how about we go swimming?" Saix offered. Xemnas frowned.
"I didn't bring a swim suit."
"I know that…but…" Saix, for the first time since this horrendous vacation started, was about to summon up his trademark smirk. Yes you guessed it, the one that spelled, 'you are going to get hurt', anyway you looked at it. "Uhh…"
"No, no Xemnas. You relax, I will handle this…" Saix then, turned on his heels and began to walk in the other direction.
Xemnas's non-existent heart sank. Saix was leaving him. How rude. He turned to watch the tides roll in, and wished that he could maybe drown in self pity…salt water would hurt to much, when suddenly he was picked up by the waist and flung forward into the ocean.
Xemnas surfaced quickly and spit water out of his mouth. A loud, somewhat eerily evil laughter caught his ear and he turned to see Saix doubled over, laughing insanely. "Oh my god! Hahaha- the was - Hahaha- perfect! Hahaha -Ow- Hahaha- Ow…damn it!" Saix keeled over, still laughing, only silently this time, wincing every once in a while.
"Hahaha! My pancakes hurt you!" Xemnas laughed, while pointing at Saix.
"Shut up! At least your all wet and in your cloak! So I win!"
Xemnas pouted, he hated loosing. "I beg to differ."
"Oh?" Saix questioned. "And why is that?"
"Because," Xemnas started, watching the blank look on Saïx's face, as he began to slowly peel off his wet cloak. "I will always have the last laugh." Xemnas laughed again, and threw his cloak at Saix, who caught it full in the face with a wet 'flop'.
"Eww…" Saix muffled, and pulled the cloak away from his face, just in time to get Xemnas's wet pants in his face (wow…that could be taken wrong…).
"Told you I always get the last laugh." Xemnas said, standing over Saix as he pulled the pants away from his face. Xemnas still had his boxers on…he had kept them on for dignity's purpose.
"The day is not over yet Xemnas…" Saix smirked, pushing back his now wet hair.
"I'd like to see you try!"
"Okay!" Saix stood up, towering over Xemnas by only a few inches.
"So you're taller than me…big deal." Xemnas said, waving at the air in a dismissive manner. "That still doesn't mean anything."
"Oh, but it does…" Saix said, leaning forward slightly. "It means I can do this…"
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"I seriously think Xemnas would top…"
"Why Xemnas?"
Axel sighed. "Because! Xemnas has that demanding aura around him."
"Yea, but Saix is taller." Zexion pointed out.
"True…" Axel thought. "But that hardly means anything. Trust me, I've watched enough yaoi anime to know that you don't have to be the taller one to be top…"
"You watch yaoi anime?"
"Well yeah! What do you think I do all day? Play with fire?"
"Well no but, I still think Saix would top…he's just so aggressive…"
Zexion and Axel stared at each other for awhile, thinking all that over. But then, another perverted thought popped into their heads.
"I wonder is Saix is any good…"
Wow, I was just thinking that, Zexion!"
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Xemnas stared blackly at Saix, completely confused. Saix stretched his arms backwards and yawned a little.
"I'm tired, I'm gonna go back and sleep. You and Zexion woke me up to early…see ya." Saix gave a half-hearted wave, and left.
Xemnas watched Saix walk away, still completely in shock. "Ummm…okay…" Xemnas replied dumbly.
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"So, how did he take it?" Zexion asked.
"Well enough I suppose. He's still a little shocked though." Saix explained, Axel laughed.
"Yeah, I figured as much." Axel snorted.
"Hey Zexion, whatever happened to looking for Demyx?" Saix asked, Axel nodded.
Zexion shrugged. "I figured he'd come back when he felt like it. it's the kitten I'm worried about…"
Saix shook his head. "I cant believe Xemnas believed me when I said you liked him…how oblivious can that guy be?"
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A/N: Woohoo…yeah! Chapter…whatever number this is! I'm to lazy to figure out…
Sorry it took forever to get this up but, apparently I'm banned from the computer save for Friday and Saturday nights until further notice.
And I cant also help but thinking that I lost some readers when I made this a Saix Xemnas…that kinda makes me sad…OH WELL! I'll get over it…maybe…Well until I can make the next chapter…
Oh and for all you smart people who could figure out what Saix did (its not that hard to figure out) you all get an awesome virtual hug and cookie! And everyone knows that virtual hugs are the best kind of hugs and virtual cookies are just yummier…so YAY!