Note: Ryu…that quote…sent WAY to many images into my mind…I loved it.

Another Note: I went thought and read my other chapter and…notice many, many typos and random words that were capitalized…please excuse my bad grammar and my messed up typing

The Mystery that is Saïx's mind

Time: 10:45 A.M Tuesday

Location: The Beach!

Saix was smiling with earnest smugness…and it scared the hell out of Zexion. Axel had long ago gone to find coverage in a nearby bush to hide from Saïx's glowing grin. Roxas had…ran away…far away…actually I don't really care where he is…he annoys me…on with the story…

Xemnas had barricaded himself in his room since yesterday, and every time Saix passed by his room he let out a low giggle that sounded much more like a very pissed off cat, which made Zexion happy for that small moment. you…stop grinning…please?" Axel said, whimpering from the bushes.

"Why? I finally shocked Xemnas into complete isolation. This is the best day ever!" Saix squeed. Sometimes a happy Saix, was one messed up, creepy Saix.

"Would you PLEASE stop squee-ing!? Its creepy enough that you're smiling…I cant take much more." Axel whined.

Saix frowned…but it should be called a pout, I suppose. "But Axel!" Saix fake-whined. "I thought you preferred it when I was happy."

"He's got a point Axel." Zexion said, chiming in, sometimes he really hated to be overlooked in a conversation. It mad him feel sad…and whenever Zexion was sad a little metaphorical rain cloud, that he named Stormy, would pop up above his head. Which made his hair wet. "No one makes my hair wet….no one."

Axel blinked. "Okay…But still! Saix stop it!

"Fine." Saix crossed his arms, and attempted to wiggle into the sand as he pouted. "Fun sucker…"

"You're just jealous that he sucks something…." Marluxia muttered and he and Vexen passed.

Shocked, Saix wheeled around (as much as someone whose butt was buried in sand could), and gaped at Marluxia. "Why would I be jealous of someone who sucked?"

Vexen shrugged. "I dunno, but I bet you're totally jealous of Marluxia. He gets to see me without my lab coat."

"Oh yeah, there's gotta be some hot stuff under all that cloth." Axel rolled his eyes, draping himself over the bush.

"Damn right there is." Vexen said.

"Hey, what ever happened to your 'sexy bitches' thing?" Zexion questioned.

Marluxia and Vexen shared a look. "What sexy bitches thing?" Marluxia asked.

"Don't you remember? Up until three days ago, the two of you were running around in bikinis, demanding that everyone call you sexy bitches." Axel explained.

The pair shared another look. "We did?"

"Yes! You did!" Saix insisted.

"Then why don't we remember any of this?" Marluxia asked.

At this moment, something in Saïx's mind clicked. They didn't remember what they had been doing for almost four days…Luxord still being missing…it added up too…they totally had something they weren't sharing! "What are you on and where can I get some!?" Saix demanded, shaking them violently.

"I don't make anything in my lab! Nothing you got that! NOTHING!" Vexen said all to quickly to not be dubbed as suspicious.

"Vexen…you said that all to quickly for it to not be dubbed as suspicious…we need to run…before Saix goes berserk." Marluxia whispered harshly.

"Yes…we must flee." Vexen nodded and ran. They ran down the beach, very slowly, and into the sunset….yes that much time has passed.

"Yo, emo freaks…and the pervert." Xigbar said, dulling noting the fact that Axel was all over the bush…quite literally.

"What?" Zexion asked.

"Ol' Mansex wants the group together for dinner again. Get up, he made dinner….again." Xaldin explained. They nodded.

"Well, we'll see ya there." Xigbar waved awkwardly, and ran off, Xigbar following very closely…very closely.

They shared a moment of silence.

"I can feel my taste buds melting away already…" Zexion muttered more to himself than anyone else.

XXXX That Night XXXX

The Thirteen members of Organization Thirteen, were all seated around a large fire (curtsy of Axel). Xemnas had made a small dinner of decapitated fish and rubbery plant like materials.

Demyx and Luxord were found deep in the jungle playing strip poker. Demyx's excuse for being found naked at least….that and apparently he had no munny left. Luxord…was curled up in Demyx's clothes, multiple sand dollars, and a few leaves.

No one brought it up because no one wanted to know.

It was now almost dark. Xemnas was next to Saix, but slightly leaning away from him. Zexion on the other side of Saix, and it goes down in sexiness after that. (Meaning Larxene is last! LAST!)

"Umm…Zexion…why is Xemnas leaning away from Saix…I thought he'd be all over him." Marluxia asked.

"Saix took the offensive and it scared the hell out of Xemnas…" Zexion explained. "I think he likes Saix when he was the one being defensive and Xemnas was the one forcing…" Marluxia nodded.

Xemnas poked Saix. "Can you…umm….go back to being that Heartless bastard you used to be….your freaky grinning is starting to freak me out."

"My dear Superior, I am a Heartless."

"You know what I meant." Xemnas hissed, earning a glare from Saix. He did not like being hissed at…it reminded him of that snake that almost ate him….stupid snake.

"No my dear. I do not know what you mean." Saix said gently.

Vexen (who was three people down from Marluxia) stood up and tapped Xemnas on the shoulder. "Xemnas, Saix has…memory problems when it comes to his…berserk ness…if that is what you want him to do." Xemnas nodded, and began to poke Saix harder and at a quicker pace.

"Would you cut that out? You're gonna make me mad…" Saix threatened.

At the word 'mad' Demyx, Axel, and Roxas twitched. They were always at the retaliation end of Saïx's rage…if not Sora…but he wasn't here….meaning they would be injured…somehow.

"That's the point!" Xemnas mumbled, and began to poke him vigorously. Saïx's eye twitched as Xemnas's finger went between his ribs. Axel grabbed Roxas and pulled him away, behind Xigbar and Xaldin. Demyx scrambled to his knees, falling over multiple times, but still managed to get behind Larxene.

"Larxene! Help me! Your ugliness will scared Saix away!" Demyx cowered into a ball.

Xemnas began to poke with two hands! Count them! Two! One between the ribs and the other in the temple…this was sure to piss Saix off….greatly…

Saix growled. "Will you cut that out?" Xemnas shook his head.

"Not until you become the old Saix…the new Saix is a little….freaky…" Demyx and Zexion nodded, causing Saix to growl more.

Xemnas began to stab Saix with one of his light beams. Which made small indents in Saïx's skin, but healed over quickly.

Okay…Xemnas….Please….Stop….Poking….Me…" Saix said slowly, and in between each

poke. "Okay, that IT!" Saix stood up quickly. "You're really starting to make me made with all the damn poking! CUT IT OUT!" Xemnas began to poke Saix in the leg with his light beams.

"Not. Until. You. Go. Berserk!" Xemnas said slowly, and in between each vigorous poke.

Saïx's eye twitched and his teeth began to elongate.

"Very good….now continue with your transformation…the moon is right above you! You can do it!" Xemnas said, happily…or as happily as a person who was forcing the most dangerous man in the Organization, and who was most likely to eat his head, into a berserk state, could.

"Xemnas, is this really smart? I mean, Saix might…kill you." Marluxia said from behind a very delirious Luxord.

"Shut up Flower Man. I'm fixing the mind of my love!"

Zexion rolled his eyes. "Its not going to work…" he muttered.

"Shut up and go back to lusting after Demyx you emo whore!" Xemnas yelled, stabbing with a renewed vigor.

"Lusting…after….Demyx?" Zexion said slowly, and looked up into the eyes of Demyx.

"You like me?" Demyx asked slowly.

"No! Nothing more than a friend! I swear!" Zexion defended himself. Demyx let out a relived sigh.

"No one cares about your problems!" Marluxia hissed. "We're trying to pretend we're not here…if Saix suddenly realizes we are…there is no help for us…"

"But…he doesn't have his weapon." Roxas murmured, and winced at a particularly low growl coming from Saix. "He cant cause that much damage…"

The group shook their heads sadly. "My poor, foolish friend…you have no idea what Saix is capable of." Axel said, patting Roxas's head.

"Don't you understand that we gave Saix his weapon for our safety!?" Xaldin whispered loudly.

"Your own….safety…?"

"OH MY GOD!"

"Run! Go to the trees!" Marluxia yelled, and dashed off into the tree. Literally. Axel dragged Demyx and Roxas up the tree, who was closely followed by Zexion and Xigbar. Xaldin and Vexen dived behind a bush. Larxene kicked Lexaeus into a tree, and he curled up on himself, taking on the look of a rather large boulder, letting Larxene hide behind him.

"Oh no! We forgot Luxord!" Vexen almost yelled.

"Its to late now…" Xaldin said.

And, of course…it was. Saix had gone full Berserk mode. His teeth were fanged, his hair frayed, and eyes glowed a bright yellow. Of course though…the look would have been much more frightening if Saix was in his Organization Cloak…but he was in a pair of loose fitting black pants and a dark midnight blue t-shirt. So the look was almost lost…but still, the though of what Saix could do…kept them away.

"Finally!" Xemnas cheered. Luxord cocked his head in confusion.

"What? I don't get it…" Luxord said slowly.

"Xemnas…" Saix said in a low growl.

"Yes my dear Saix?" Xemnas said. His voice was of a man gone insane. Or one of someone who has no fucking idea what kind of danger he is in. the latter sounded right.

"I'm gonna fucking KILL YOU!" Saix yelled, tackled him. Xemnas gave a gurgled scream from underneath.

Larxene took a chance and dragged Luxord away from the fray…or the murder…it defiantly looked like murder.

"How about we….leave…before Saix realizes that we're still here." Vexen suggested.

"Yes…I agree." Zexion nodded, and along with the others, ninja'd away from Saix and Xemnas.

XXXX

Instead of them all going to their own houses, they curled up in Marluxia, Vexen, and Luxord's home. And although the house was the farthest away, the could hear a gurgled scream, or even the muffed smack of either a claw in the face, or a tree in the face. Either one made Axel, Demyx, and Roxas cringe.

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A/N-…….!!!! (cries) it took me way to long to make this chapter! And I don't really like it either! GRRR! Okay…the next chapter WILL be better and it WILL further the relationship of Saix and Xemnas…(( next chapter will be better! …I just needed to get this out there…it has almost no reason XD))

If anyone is confused….or lost…or whatever, you can ask a question and I will answer…but don't say 'what's going on' that is WAY to vague.