The falling apart of the Organization's mind

Time: 10:35 A.M Thursday Morning

Location: Everywhere…I guess…

Xigbar

Xigbar groaned in frustration. He was absolutely bored out of his MIND! There was absolutely nothing to do! He had accomplished everything there was to do on this god forsaken island within the first three days. Which was fishing, fishing, climbing a tree, fishing, chopping down a tree, and more fishing.

It was safe to say that fishing was officially the most boring sport in the history of the world…or worlds…whatever.

Xigbar threw himself onto the sand in a somewhat disserted part of the wide beach. His only company was a lone crab.

'…'

THAT WAS IT!

"I got it!" Xigbar announced to no one in particular. "I have yet to taste the sweet meat of a crab!"

And that poor little crab, turned its crabby little head, and looked confused. What was this crazed man with one eye talking about crab meat?…OMG! He was a crab!!!

In a panicked race, the crab scurried in the opposite direction of Xigbar, who was desperately attempting to jump on it, or at least tackle it.

"Damn crab! Come back here and become food!"

Xaldin

Xaldin was in much of the same boat (metaphorically of course) as Xigbar. Only, his boredom was brought on by the fact that the one and only girl in the Organization was in fact a guy…

This had upset him greatly.

Larxene was his only tie to believing that he was straight…but now. He had to face the fact that he wasn't.

It wasn't his fault his totally awesome sideburns almost screamed 'GAY'. At least….that's what Axel told him. But Axel might have been using gay in the way of it was stupid, or in the way of the normal way of gay, which was gay with men.

Xaldin fingered his sideburns in thought.

Was he really gay? They said that Lexaeus was the only straight one in the organization. But he was straight…right?

He never made out with another guy- oh wait…Axel's Birthday Party. Damn Xigbar, and my weakness for alcoholic drinks…

But, the real question was: Are my sideburns sexy enough?

Vexen and Marluxia

Vexen groaned, and rolled over Marluxia's sleeping form. Marluxia always fell asleep after their…uh…escapades…or how ever a person would wish to say it. (SEX!)

Sometimes Marluxia was a real wet blanket. And everyone thought that HE was…well guess what! Nope! Vexen sighed, and started poking Marluxia's cheek. Marluxia moaned and mumbled something. Vexen ignored it, and examined the living room. No one had come back since yesterday, so the didn't know were anyone was.

But maybe…it was for the better. Whenever he and Marluxia 'got at it' it always turned into a mess. Like at Axel's Birthday party. Such a mess…

There were a few blood splatters on the west wall, and a few odd stains on the northern wall. How they got there Vexen had no idea. They weren't even NEAR that wall.

"Damnit Marluxia, wake up…" Vexen prodded Marluxia again. "I'm horny…" still no answer. "Fine then, I'll just probe your anal cavity."

Lexaeus and Larxene

"Please! Will you just listen to me!" Larxene pleaded.

"No! You fucking lied to me! I made out with you at Axel's Birthday party, and I thought I was straight, and here you are, a guy." Lexaeus sighed. "Does that mean I'm gay?"

Larxene gave him a small smile. "Depends." Larxene started. "If I don't shave for a week, will you still think I'm attractive?"

Lexaeus made a disgruntled face. "You shaved your legs?"

"And a few other places…but yes."

"I don't know…I don't really like hairy things…"

"Is that why the cat Zexion was looking after disappeared?"

"I didn't kill it, if that's what you think."

"Good. That would be mean! Kittens are so cute. don't you think so?"

"Their to fluffy…freaks me out."

"You're weird."

"I know that. I look like I weight 200 and something pounds, and really Saix could throw me across a room."

"Doesn't that just mean that Saix has a hell of a lot of muscles?"

"No, it just means he's awesome."

"What?"

"Well he is. Admit it."

"Well of course he is! He's damn sexy! But no one cane have him because Xemnas has to be so damned selfish."

"Maybe…we could get rid of Xemnas, then we would have a chance with Saix."

"We could…but Saix will probably get pissed that we're trying to seduce him."

"True…"

"To much of a problem…"

"Yeah, forget that then."

Zexion

"Mr. Fuzzykins!" Zexion cried. "Were are you!? I'm lonely!"

Zexion sighed. He really missed that kitty. They might have called him emo but what do THEY know?! Huh? Emos can get lonely too sometimes!

Zexion sniffed. " I want a friend…"

Zexion took a deep breath and began to sing. "One is the loneness number that you'll ever know!"

Saix and Xemnas

"Saix…that was awesome."

"It was a fucking kiss…get over it." Saix scoffed.

"But…it was magical!"

"I went berserk on you and almost bit your tongue off."

"That made it all the more wild."

"You have fucking issues."

"Yes but YOU made out with me! So now YOU have issues!"

"What the hell have I done?"

Axel and Roxas

"I need a lot of beer."

"Don't forget the-"

"Already got those, Roxas!" Axel grinned, writing more things onto his list.

"This Birthday party will be even more awesome than LAST year!"

"…um…Roxas can I ask you a question?"

"Yes Axel, my love?"

"Well, what DID happen at my party last year?"

Roxas sweat dropped. "Uh, well. A lot of things actually."

"Like what?"

"Well…Vexen and Marluxia 'did it' on the floor…it was a mess, fluids everywhere. And Xigbar got Xaldin drunk and they made out in the corner…sort of, and Zexion and Saix were being somewhat social. Which was good. It was fun! Do bad you passed out within the first hour."

"Yeah." Axel sighed. "This year I will not touch a single alcoholic drink!"

Roxas gasped. "Do you mean it!?"

Axel nodded. "Not a drop!"

"Oh Axel!" Roxas cried, and glomped him. "Axel! This is fabulous!"

"I know. I am fabulous."

Demyx

Demyx was currently sitting in a tree, plucking random strings on his sitar. From here, he could see everything. Well everything except for whatever Vexen and Marluxia were doing in their house. He didn't really want to know what they were doing anyway.

He could see Xemnas and Saix have a conversation, and Saix was getting depressed. He could tell. Whenever Saix got depressed he would lump forward, and put his face in his hands. It was kinda funny actually.

Demyx pulled a string, then another. And when his fingers started to pull the stinger that made a tune, he immediately knew the song he was playing.

"Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
Playing my sitar everyday
Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
Won't stop playing, no, no, no"

Demyx grinned, and continued pulling strings.

"Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
Play my sitar night and day
Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
Connect it to my stereo
Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Faster and faster fast it goes
Faster and faster fast it goes
Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh
I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh" Demyx squeed, and took a bow, momentarily forgetting he was in a tree, and tumbled out of it.

Luxord

Luxord sighed. He had been listening to a very nice song. But then it ended. Which made Luxord mad. You wouldn't like it when Luxord's mad! When he's mad, he gets angry, and when he's angry, he gets violent!, and yes he was totally making this up to make himself feel important.

Luxord groaned, and thumped the sand. "Bored…need gamble."

"Whaahh!" Luxord looked up just in time to see an ass falling down on him.

"Demyx!" Luxord squeaked, and huggled Demyx.

"Luxord! Were you listening to me sing?"

"Yes! And might I say, it was lovely."

Demyx blushed. "Oh, your so nice when you're not insane!"

"How kind of you to say that!"

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A/N- totally random! …not that any of my other chapters weren't XD. Well, this was longer than any of the other chapters I've ever written. I feel special about that! YAY FOR ME!

Note: I do NOT own the Sitar song. It is by Dr. Bombay. Not me. So...yay...it's an awesome song though! WOO!

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SUPER SPECIAL EXTRA STORY! (Woohoo.)

Cloud groaned. Squall- sorry LEON- had been moody since his stupid cat went missing. Stupid cat. It was the cause of many sleepless nights, and many un-in-the-mood Squall's.

To put it simply, Cloud was not a happy man. He had not 'gotten any' in over five days, and he was starting to think he'd never get fucked again. Yeah he was the uke, but that meant nothing damn it! What happened to the Squall that would poke him in the ass until he gave in?! WHERE DID HE GO I ASK!

Cloud jumped, and almost dropped his tenth cup of coffee (which is not healthy to drink that many might I add) that day, when a loud 'squee' emitted from the living room.

Cloud rushed into the room to find Squall on his hands and knees, with his ass in the air (yummy). "Squall, what the hell are you doing?"

"Cloud!" Squall squeaked, turning around, and sitting up straight. "Guess what! Mr. Fuzzykins came home!"

"Thank God." Cloud sighed. That fricken cat was finally home, maybe he'd finally get lucky tonight.

"But, I have some good news and bad news." Squall started. Cloud's eyes widened. "The good news is, that you're finally gonna get lucky tonight!"

"YES!" Cloud cheered. He was tempted to do a little dance, but was afraid that it would ruin his already bruised reputation. "Wait…what was the bad news then?"

"Well, it seems that we have been rubbing off onto Mr. Fuzzykins…"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I think he's gay." Squall said, picking up the cat, and hugging him. The cat mewed. "And that's not even the weirdest part, he has REALLY bad taste in men."

"Huh? Why?"

"Well. I didn't find him. Cid did. Apparently, Cid got more acquainted with Fuzzy than he would have liked. He has a strong possibility of being mentally scared for the rest of his life…"

All Cloud could say to that was a simple: "Eww…"

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A/N- YAY! Okay, I'll make the next chapter…whenever. Tell meh what you think!