Note: This is a…serious…ish…chapter. I guess. I don't really know. Besides that, there is a somewhat angsty Saix, but that's not new. I am attempting to answer everything I have left open since whatever chapter that I started having things with an open-ish ending. Yay me!

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In All Seriousness

Time: 12:00 A.M Friday

Location: The roof of Xemnas, Saix, and Zexion's home.

The cool sea air blew gently, but yet strong enough to piss Saix off, cause every single time, EVERY TIME, it would fly into his face, some would get in his mouth, and sometimes it would get stuck in the little lines of his scar, making his face feel itchy.

All in all, Saix was very unhappy. But then again, when was he every happy?…well he did smile that one time…wait no the was a smirk, that's not the same…woo off topic…

"Yo, Saix." Saix grumbled, and looked over the edge of the house to see Xemnas smiling at him, seeming quiet pleased with himself.

"What?"

"Well, I wanted to ask you a few questions…"

"Like?"

Xemnas frowned. "Can I come up there?"

"Its not my house."

"…is that a yes or a no?"

Saix sighed, and answered with a reluctant: "…yes."

Xemnas grinned, his creepy little smile, and climbed up the side of the house, and crawled over to Saix. "So…why are you up here?"

"To get away from the new couple." At this, Xemnas looked positively confused.

"New couple?" Saix nodded, and pointed to a group of tree's not far away. Xemnas followed the finger, and almost choked on air.

Demyx and Luxord sat underneath a tree, cuddling, and doing that 'I love you' 'no I love you' thing. It made him sick…almost. Of course, if it was him and Saix doing that. But, no matter how extensive and vast his imagination and creativity was, he could not for the life of him, imagine them doing anything like that.

"I love you, Luxxy." Demyx cooed, making Saix gag.

"I bet you, that I love you too!"

"Well, that's a bet you just won!" Demyx giggled, and curled up closer, if the was even possible, to Luxord.

Saix was positively grossed out, and Xemnas noticed this.

"Saix…why does that bother you?" Saix gave Xemnas a 'are-you-fucking-serious' look. "…well, yeah it's a little creepy. And yes, I suppose they don't have to be so mushy…but, you seem more disturbed by it. Do you like Demyx."

Saix coughed, choked on air, and almost fell off the roof. "W-what!?"

"You heard me!"

"No! Are you insane!? I don't like Demyx" he scoffed.

"Really now?" Xemnas said, as slyly as he possibly could. "Then why is it, that a few chapters-err- DAYS ago, you two were giving each other weird looks that looked seriously like you two wanted to drop down and fuck each other senseless??"

Saïx's eyes bulged, and he tried not to scream, for one, so Demyx's attention would not be drawn to them, and two, he did not want to give Xemnas the pleasure of seeing Saix completely flip out, and show more emotion that Squall on a good day. "I do not like Demyx. And if you are talking about the day that I think you are talking about, I did not wish to do that…nor do I want to."

"That doesn't answer my question!" Xemnas chuckled slightly, and poked Saix in the ribs.

"Let me finish, and haven't you learned your lesson about poking me?" Xemnas nodded quickly. "That's what I thought. Now, Demyx is actually a good person to be around. Same with Zexion when he isn't going all emo on you. It was purely nothing more that a look of 'what-the-hell-is-Xemnas-talking-about' look." Saix said stiffly.

"B-but…"

"No, it was nothing more."

"Well, I heard the other day, well overheard, Axel and Roxas saying something about Demyx liking you…a lot. Apparently he drew something in the sand. Or something. I don't really know."

"Even if Demyx liked me, I think he's more than happy with his new…person. And I don't remember any drawing, and why the hell are we talking about Demyx for?"

Xemnas shrugged. "Lack of any creativeness to create a different topic."

Saix nodded. "Uh…Xemnas, why are you so set on me being with you?"

Xemnas was completely shocked. Saix would never mention Xemnas's attempts to anyone, even under torture. Although he would probably enjoy that…the freaky little sadist.

"…I don't know…"

"You're doing that shifty eye thing. Now answer me, cause I know you're lying."

"Honestly?"

"No, lie to me again…YES honestly! My god, and you call yourself our superior."

"Well, your beautiful, smart, and cunning. Although you have the temper, and the death glare to rival Squall's…why do we keep using him as an example?" Saix shrugged. "You have never given he a reason to not trust you, and you're the most loyal person I've ever met. I love how you're always so focused, even when you're off in your own little world. And how you always watch the moon. Like it has all the answers in the world. I find it all endearing, but I love your eyes most of all." Xemnas smiled kindly.

Saix raised an eyebrow. "My eyes?"

"Yes. Remember how a long time ago, I told you that your eyes are the only thing you cant control when it comes to emotions?" Saix shook his head from side to side. Xemnas chuckled quietly. "They tell how you really feel. Especially when you are I your berserk form. They become the most interesting shade of bright yellow, gold. They almost glow…"

"Alright I get it. I have a feeling that if I don't stop this you're going to go on and on about my eyes."

"Damn straight!"

Saix smiled slightly. His lips opening only a little to show off his sharpened, white, teeth. "Weather you know it or not, I actually…kinda…appreciate that you actually care." Saix half mumbled, twisting his hands in his lap.

Xemnas's smile only grew. "I knew it! I knew you always liked the attention."

Saix scowled. "I might, but that doesn't mean that you have to glare at every person I talk to!"

Xemnas gasped, as if he was offended by that. "I do not!"

"You do to! You glared at Demyx every time he asked me where the hell you put the cookie dough!"

"Are you saying I hid the cookie dough?!"

"I know you did! And you only hid it because I had said something about me liking cookies, but Demyx always ate the cookie dough on me! So you hid them, and then told me where you hid it."

"…oh yeah!"

"And then there was the time you burnt down Marluxia's conservatory because I had become mildly interested in the Moon Lily, and you thought I was 'spending to much time with him'."

"Heh…" Xemnas had the decency to look a little guilty.

"And then last year, at Axel's birthday party, you over spiked Axel's drink so he would pass out and stop trying to get me the drink a little."

"Oh…that was kinda funny though…"

"And then that one time, at band camp…"

"…What?"

Saix laughed. It was low, and for once didn't come out like a hiss, like every other time it did when Saix talked. "It was a movie Zexion and Demyx made me watch a while ago. Really kinda stupid. Defiantly not my kind of movie."

"What kind of movies do you like?" Xemnas asked, already having a small idea of what Saïx's answer was going to be.

"Have you ever heard of the movie House of a Thousand Corpses?"

Just the name of that movie gave Xemnas shivers. "…no."

"Oh, then you got to watch it." Saix smiled deeply, and leapt to his feet. "Come on!" Saix held out his hand, and helped Xemnas up once he took the offer. "it's a fantastic movie! Good thing I never leave home without it! Do you have popcorn? I always get hungry when watching that movie…its weird…but oh my god! Its awesome!"

The rest of that night/day was spent with Saix and Xemnas curled up on the couch in their small home, watching the movie. Although Xemnas was more or less cowering into Saïx's side, positively terrified by the movie, and Saix watching it intently, vigorously eating popcorn, and commenting or even laughing at the poor idiotic people that were about to be chopped up.

Saix was a sick man. And Xemnas loved him anyway, and Saix gladly accepted it.

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A/N- Woot another chapter done….this was completely random, but nonetheless important, like all the chapters…but I think one chapter I could do without.

Sorry to anyone who liked to movie Band Camp, I have never seen it, and have no intention of seeing that movie. My movie choices are more…I don't know the word…but like Saïx's. The House of a Thousand Corpses, I first saw when I was 10. And I loved it! OMG! So much amazing ness. I watched it with my friend and she did the Xemnas thing, and practically buried her face in my shoulder…the weenie.

Anyway, I hoped you liked it, if that didn't clear up any confusion from any other chapters…which I don't think it did, just tell me in a PM or review, I'll answer it. Peace!