My Special Story-LINK HAS FEELINGS TOO
The Minish Crap
CDCB: yeah! i don't have much to say. the little British kid does have mood swings though...
'lil British kid: it 'tis a very 'onderful
CDCB: can u do the disclaimer?
'lil British kid: u do the bloody disclaimer.
CDCB: see what i mean
'lil British kid: what's that (sniff) supposed to (sniff) mean?
CDCB: well...
'lil British kid: I QUIT!
CDCB: WELL YOUR FIRED!
CDCB: well umm Link is kidnapped, the 'lil British kid left... OMG i'm all alone! well i don't own Zelda or any characters (well actually i own the games at home, but i dont think that counts...) By the way this is the last chapter. Read one of my goooood stories!
The Old Fart
Day 6: Ezlo wants me to find some old fart that will help me speak Picori. like i really want to know what klasdhga skdjgakejgn jgjakejhljhklfj kfdjgalnjghaj ladflahjinnnjfsa means.i guess Ezlo won't shut the heck up until i do, but to be totally honest i don't give a rats ass about it!
Ezlo: GO FIND THE GUY WHO...
Link (falling to his knees and whimpers): I WILL! JUST shut-up!
Ezlo: talk to the hand
Link: what hand?
Day 6 1/2: tee hee i am making Ezlo really pissed off! this is actually fun!
Ezlo: GO FIND THE GUY WHO...
Link: picks his nose?
Ezlo: no THE GUY WHO
Link: craps himself?
Ezlo: NOOO THE GUY WHO...
Link: WONT SHUT UP?
Ezlo: u hurt my feelings... i'm not talking to u!
Link:YESSSSSSSS! i am free
Ezlo (saying it very quickly): THE GUY WHO SPEAKS HYLIAN AND (hopefully) DOSEN'T PICK HIS NOSE,CRAP HIMSELF ETC!
Link (under his breath): crap
Day 7: I CAN'T STAND IT! WHAT R THEY SAYING!
Link: hi
Picori: jgfdhdak!
Link: bye
Picori (confused): bbbbbyyyyeee?
Day 7 1 minute and a half plus 2 seconds: i GIVE UP! i walked around town until i found a a guy that spoke Hylian.
Old Fart: hi young whipersnapper! what do u want?
Link: er...um...i'd like to know how to speak Picori!
Old Fart: ur a human aren't u
Link: yes and i'm trying to save Hyrule...
Old Fart: humans aren't supposed to see us
Link: u see my ancestor defeated monsters n' stuff u know Four Swords...with Vaati and the ability to become more than one me
Old Fart: the kid that sealed the Picori blade before
Link: yea!
Old Fart: he stole all my cookies
Link: maybe he was hungry?
Old Fart: i was too and for years and years i have wondered how those cookies would taste.
Link: what kind of cookies?
Old Fart: monster cookies, made from chocolate, spinkles, Billy Bob...
Link: cannable
Old Fart: Billy Bob's famous peacans
Link: oh, so can u teach me to speak Picori...ish
Old Fart: if you can retrive these ingredients and bake them for me!
Link: isn't there an easier way??? (que sad soap opera music)
Old Fart: give me the peacans!!!
Link: fine!
Day 7...still?: I seached and searched for these tarded nut when all of a sudden I saw a Picori with a Jabber Nut. I was so hungry I ate it. some how the Picoi are making a lot more sence.
Link: I am Link
Picori: You are cool.
Link: I think I am too!
Old Fart: You can talk?
Link: Owwwwwwwwwwwned.
Old Fart: I will never know, what those cookies will taste like...
All of a sudden Ezlo grew super human strength and beat all them temples and brought back all the items you need in the game and taught link all the knowledge he neeeded to no about the game.
Link: wow...that was awesome.
Ezlo: I no. Let's go to Hyrule.
Day 1: I just realized that this has been 1 day long the whole time. I guess I thought everytime I fell asleep was a new day. Anyways I am in Hyrule town and there are all these people locked indoors. I was like all omfg(oh, my friend giselle)ing when I say the cool guy who froze Zelda.
Link: Dude you are my hero!
Vaati: Die
Link:??? All I want is an autograph.
Vaati: I was once a Picori
Link: Really? Now about that autograph...
Ezlo: Vaati you never should have taken my hat.
Link: Wait what about my hat. I'm supposed to be the one with the cool hat.
Link burst out into tears. All he wanted was an autograph.
Vaati: I'll kill the boy
Ezlo: Okay...the British police were going to anyways.
Link (clicking his heels together): there's no place like home. there's no place like home.
Zelda:...
WAIT WHEN YOU ARE STONE YOU CAN"T TALK???
Ezlo, Link, and Vaati: OWWWWWWWNED
All three of them high fived.
Vaati: Awe. I love you Ez. Be a human like be.
All of a sudden Ezlo was replaced by an old man with a long mustache and green cloak.
Link: AHHHHHH... MY EYES
Link blindly ran into a tree.
Vaati and Ezlo, now best friends, decided that Link was a tard and just to make his life miserable, unfroze Zelda.
Link woke up dazed and confused. As he slowly opened his eyes he saw a really dumb blonde.
Zelda (talking so quick she slurred): OMGlinkiamsohappyicantalk! Doyouthinktalkingisfunbecauseido. Daddysayswecangetmarried! Wannagetmarried?
Link (very confused): errr...yes?
He had answered like that for he had not understood what she was getting at.
And with that Link and Zelda got married...again and Ezlo and Vaati went on to conquer the world.
The End
Credits
Director CDCB
Writer CDCB
Editor lama
Designer lama
Colour Coordinator lama
Producer lama
Misspelt Words lmaa
Link played by Zelda
Zelda played by Link
That lmaa...
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