-1This story is a tie-in to the original Saint Tail episode number 26, the one where a millionaire's son wants to marry Meimi. It's more of a what happened afterward. If you haven't seen the episode go to mysterioustale. Cheese Bridge and The Millionaire's Son

Meimi and Seira were playing Wii Sports tennis at Seira's place when FJR knocks on the door. They invite the owner in. As the two girls were playing they began talking. On the screen Meimi was going after a tennis ball. In real life she made a lunging swing and on the screen she was just able to return the ball past Seira. "Wow Meimi that was a close call, haha." Meimi, "Yeah almost like that time when that guy wanted to marry me, haha." FJR siled and said, "Who? Sawatari, haha when will he learn?" Meimi shook her head, "No a millionaire's son wanted to marry me." FJR was flabbergasted, "When did this happen?!" The girls put their Wii tennis game on pause. Meimi sat down and began her story, "Remember that day…."

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! FLASHBACK! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

We see Seira, Meimi, and FJR sitting on a bench. Meimi and Seira were talking as FJR read a newspaper. "Oh my Sonic Chaos!" The two girls stopped their conversation as Seira asked, "What is it FJR?" FJR stood up and showed what he saw in the newspaper. Meimi and Seira looked up at him with Meimi saying, "Cheese?" FJR, "Ah but not just any cheese, muenster cheese." Meimi, "Well that's fine FJR but what's the big deal?" FJR, "I'll tell you what! Now I can construct the eighth wonder of the world, the Cheese Bridge." Meimi and Seira looked at each other and back at FJR with Seira saying, "Say what now?" FJR reaffirmed his strange prose, "The Cheese Bridge, a bridge made of cheese for all to walk over and enjoy its cheesy goodness." Meimi was trying to grasp the thought of a cheese made of cheese, "FJR where did you get this idea?" FJR, "Funny story, when I was playing Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 a few years ago, I noticed that a level in the game was called the Cheese Bridge. From then on I've dreamed of making that bridge a reality. Now if you'll excuse I'm off!" He left and the two girls were still confused. "Wow Meimi that was just plain strange." Meimi, "Yeah, his story wasn't even funny." Seira did a double take, "Say what now?"

WHERE HE AT?! BRING US BACK TO THE PRESENT! WHERE HE AT!?

FJR, "Oh yeah I almost forgot about that, haha." Meimi and Seira both rolled their eyes. "So this dude tried to marry you? Why didn't either of you tell me about this? I would've destroyed him with all my might!" FJR's voice went from normal to demon sounding. Seira, "Well it's not like we didn't try to tell you…."

NOW THERE HE GO! FLASHBACK AGAIN! THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO!

We see Meimi and Seira traversing a construction site full of cheese. The two made their way and saw FJR overseeing the project. He was building the bridge over Seika Gorge, a long drop of about one hundred feet yet the gorge is only five feet long. "Meimi, Seira, you've come to witness history." They shook their heads. Seira speaks, "FJR we've got a problem, some guy wants to m…" FJR, "Yes I've heard. It has become apparent that people may want to marinate and eat the cheese. Well with cheese we can just add more so that everyone can have a bite of it." Meimi grabbed FJR by the collar and pulled him up to her and angrily said, "Listen FJR! I have a really huge problem that I need you to help me with!" FJR pulled away from her, "Not to worry Meimi, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant, but I have pill dispenser at each end of the bridge so everyone can enjoy the cheesy goodness." Meimi was steamed and walked away with Seira following her.

BACK TO PRESENT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

"So you're not lactose intolerant" Meimi, "No." FJR then asked, "So what happened to you and that guy?" Meimi explained, "Well he fell in love with Saint Tail so I got rid of that problem." FJR nodded, "Yet now did you get rid of him then?" Meimi thought about this, "Oh yeah! I almost forgot, funny story, you see…."

WHEN WILL THIS MEMORY TIME TRAVEL END!?

So we see Saint Tail escaping with a box of lamps. Asuka Jr. was right behind her as usual. But just as she was escaping the man that loved her jumped out and tried to stop her. Saint Tail flashed a white light and dazed him but soon enough she had him and Asuka Jr. chasing her. She moved into the projects of Seika City and had to find someway to shake them off. She burst into an apartment and startled the residents inside. The millionaire son headed into it and as he couldn't see in the dark, stumbled into a woman's bed. When the lights turned on he looked at her and fell in love with her. And most appropriately she was around his age.

THE LAST TIME I PROMISE YOU!

"And thus that is what happened.", Meimi finished. FJR gave a thumbs up and was about to go home when Seira asked, "Hey FJR, whatever happened to that Cheese Bridge anyway?" FJR then conceded and said, "Well since the bridge was made of cheese, every rat and pest in the city went over there. I was to unveil the opening of the Cheese Bridge the next morning. Over night all of the weight of those animals made it collapse killing all of them and ridding the city of all vermin." Meimi, "Wow! It's tto bad nobody ever walked over it." FJR, "Funny story, they said if a single average sized person ever walked on it, they would've fell to their doom, well see ya!" As he walked away Seira told Meimi, "That FJR sure is strange huh Meimi?" Meimi nodded, "Yeah that story wasn't even funny, it was just crazy!"

Ah yes pure irony.