This is the song the whole story is based upon. If you want to hear it just look up Cell Block Tango. The song is from the musical Chicago. There's also a video someone put together with Teen Titan clips, the roles are quite smart and quite good. I reckon anyway. Look up Teen Titans Cell Block Tango and you should find it. Thanks to stlyrics for the song lyrics.
Pop
Six
Squish
Uh-uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(2X)
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
Pop
Six
Squish
Uh-uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(4X)
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(2X)
(Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
(Spoken)
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
(Spoken)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"You been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Spoken)
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
(Spoken)
Yeah, but di you do it?
(Spoken)
UH-UH, not guilty!
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
She didn't do it
But if I done it
But if she done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They took a flower
All along
In its prime
I didn't do it
And then they used it
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
(Spoken)
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Spoken, overlapping with next line)
You pop that gum one more time!
(Spoken, overlapping with next line)
Single my ass.
(Spoken, overlapping with next line)
Ten times!
(Spoken, overlapping with next line)
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
(Spoken, overlapping with next line)
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
(Spoken)
Artistic differences.
Pop
Six
Squish
Uh uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(Somewhere gates are slammed, and the sound carries to listening ears)
Chelsea fell to floor, exhausted. Robin sat down, carefully. He'd been quite intimidated by the whole ordeal. After all, he'd basically heard that the spirits in Chelsea had killed men, note on the men.
"So, that's them. From their own mouths."
"Er, wow?"
Chelsea looked at robin, and had to laugh at his expression.
"Don't worry! I'm not gonna kill you. Neither are they. You haven't done me wrong, yet."
"Erm, okay. Remind me not to get on your bad side."
She laughed, and he found himself laughing along with her. He'd always heard laughter was infectious. Once the laughter died down, Robin spoke.
"So, how were you educated? And who exactly is Mona? And why would they help you?"
He sighed.
"I still don't think I really understand."
" The 'Six Merry murderesses are Liz, Annie, June, Hunyak, Velma and Mona. Liz used the shotgun, Annie used Arsenic, June's husband ran into the knife, Hunyak is innocent (and Hungarian), Velma is the acrobat and Mona is the artistic one. They all taught me, well, everything I know. Liz is great with street smarts, Mona has that creative touch, Velma taught me acrobatics/material arts and she taught me self strength. Annie is practically an expert at science, June taught me how to 'read' people (how I can know what they're like) and knife/sword skills."
"But, what about living in a family. Have you ever really had a mother?"
"Well, they all cared for me in their own way, but Hunyak was the real 'mother'. She's incredibly kind, and she taught me how to show that kindness to others. Er, she also taught me Hungarian."
Chelsea looked at Robin, who was looking quite thoughtful. He seemed to decide something.
"Would you like to stay in the T-Tower? At least for tonight?"
"R-really? Even after all I told you, you don't-?"
"Don't what?"
"Hate, me?"
"Hate you! Why would I hate you?"
"'Cause I have the spirits of murderesses in me! 'Cause I can't control them from 6-10! 'Cause, 'cause-"
"It dosn't matter. Listen, we've been through worse. Perhaps we'll tell you later. You haveing the spirits of murderesses in you is, well, it's not bad."
Chelsea looked at him, and Robin could tell it was a look of pure joy. It suddenly clicked in his head that no one else had acceptted her like he just had. She must have felt so special at the moment. A chilly breeze grazed their shoulders.
"Come on, let's get you inside and warm."
"Thanks. For everything."
They stood and smiled at each other. As Robin lead the way up to the T-Tower, Chelsea wore a smile that couldn't be wiped off.
Wow, it's going to a third chapter. This was sussposed to be a one-shot. Dosn't seem it. R&R please.