Kitsune: Hello everyone! We're back! Oh, I may not be able to get a lot of stories or chapters updated because I gotta go back to school (SOPHMORE YEAR WH00T!), and I got 4 Honors courses!
Jeremy: Haha, I'm a senior!
Kitsune: And I hate you.
Jeremy: I bet you do.
Kitsune: And yet I love you at the same time.
Jeremy: (blush) Huh?
Kitsune: PSYCHE! HAHAHAHA! You fell for it! Why the Hell would I ever love you when I have KAONASHI!
Kaonashi: (smirk) (grips Kitsune's waist) Mine.
Jeremy: I knew that. I was testing you.
Kitsune: (Rolls eyes) Right. Anyways, everyone review! And I own nothing!
The Youko King
Summary: That's right! Youko's a king! We do not own the anime characters present in this fanfiction. That means we don't own the animes: Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Crescent Moon, Inuyasha, or Rurouni Kenshin.
Cast
Young Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shippou
Adult Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youko Kurama
Mufasa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inuyasha
Sarabi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Misoka
Scar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Naraku
Young Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rin
Adult Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaoru
Rafiki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Toutousai
Timon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yusuke
Puumba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuwabara
Zazuu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Myoga
Shenzi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kagura
Bonzai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kanna
Ed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kohaku
Kitsune: And due to very strange circumstances, Inuyasha has the majority of the cast with 9 outta 14! Yay!
Chapter 2: Of Manicures and Angry Kings
A tiny little mouse demon scurries onstage, squeaking and cleaning himself. He soon takes out a little boombox and does the macarena.
Thankfully, a giant spiny tentacle thing pierces the mouse and brings it eye level to Naraku.
"Hahahaha! You pathetic little demon, I'll eat you now!" And with that, Naraku opens his mouth to consume the mouse, when Myoga jumps on Naraku's cheek and starts sucking his blood. Naraku slaps Myoga and flicks him away. "Stupid flea, go bug Inuyasha or something."
"I'm here to yell at you about missing the new king's ceremony thing!" Myoga protests.
"Yeah! You missed Shippou--"
"Youko! Inuyasha, it's Youko, Youko is the star!"
"Yeah, but Shippou is the one playing him right now!" Inuyasha protests to Kitsune.
"I don't give a rat's ass about it, just say Youko and be done with it!" Kitsune says, sipping her green tea.
Inuyasha sighs. "You missed Youko's birthing thing."
"Well, if it isn't my brother down on high to mingle with the commoners . . ." Naraku says, "Inuyasha, you do drugs!"
"No way!" Maybe. "Besides, you missed the point," Inuyasha says, "You missed Shi--Youko's birth ceremony." Inuyasha looks at Kitsune, "Can I kill him now?"
"No."
"But--"
"No."
"Just a--"
"I said, No."
Inuyasha sighs and grumbles, "Well, you missed the ceremony."
"Oh, that was today?" Naraku says, feigning innocence, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was getting my manicure done by a proffessional demon stylist, but it still needs a bit of a touch up." Naraku inspected his nails. "Must have slipped my mind."
Myoga jumped up, "Yeah, well your mind's like grease, it's so slippery! Oh, and it was your job as Master Inuyasha's 'brother' to be first in line."
"I was first in line," Naraku says, "Until my beeper rang, and I had to go. The stylist doesn't like to be kept waiting. Besides, the furball could wait."
"Yeah, well that furball's gonna be the new king!" Inuyasha said, with tears streaming down his face, "But I wanna be the king!"
"You are the king!"
"A very angry king," Kitsune added, "You must be mad about Naraku missing your son's birth."
"Yeah, yeah, I am. Can I go now?"
"No, Naraku goes first, it's in the script!" Kitsune yells.
"Yeah!" Jeremy supplies, eating pudding, and sitting next to Kitsune. He offered some on a spoon to her. "Want some?"
"Ew, no!" Kitsune shouted, somehow managing to fall out of her chair. "Continue!"
"Well, I'll be seeing you, 'bro'," Naraku says, "I have to get some dye for my hair." And with that he walked away.
"DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Make me!" Naraku yells back. Inuyasha swipes at him with the Wind Scar.
"Is that a challenge?"
"Temper, temper, Inuyasha, I've challenged you enough times. You never seem to die, too." And Naraku walked away. Again.
Myoga hops up onto Inuyasha's shoulder.
"What a pest," Myoga says.
"Yeah, and we didn't even fight," Inuyasha yells at Kitsune, "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR TAMPERING WITH THE LAWS OF NATURE!"
"What'd I do now?" Kitsune asks, looking at him, innocently.
Myoga interrupts, "Anyways, Youko's gonna be the king and we won't have to deal with that slimy toadstool, yada yada, blah blah, let's go."
And with that, they leave.
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Kitsune: I know, not the best in the world, but I'm trying. I need suggestions, SUGGESTIONS, PEOPLE PLEASE! Kato Shingetsu-san, would you please give me some pointers or something? I'm not very good. (sob)
Jeremy: (happily eating pudding) Weview . . . GACK! (chokes on pudding) (dies)
Kitsune: Heh, little did he know I put the knock out potion in there! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Review.