A/N O.o crazy fan on the loose…seriously you're a little creepy, and yes threatening me was a great way to make me update. I told my muse that if you started to go insane and threaten me I would update faster lol.


Recap:
He heard the voice of Deidara drift away into nothing as he got further and further away from the horrid church, stopping to sit on the edge of a small fountain he let the tears pour down his face and his heart shatter into smaller pieces then what there once was. He was now a broken man, one of those people who have nothing in the world left to live for and everything to die for.

He heard the voice of Deidara drift away into nothing as he got further and further away from the horrid church, stopping to sit on the edge of a small fountain he let the tears pour down his face and his heart shatter into smaller pieces then what there once was. He was now a broken man, one of those people who have nothing in the world left to live for and everything to die for.

He sat there for what seemed like hours, contemplating on what he would do now…that is until he felt arms encircle him and a pair of soft lips come down on his own…he new that taste, there was no other taste in the world like it…it was Deidara.

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The familiar heat from the kiss warmed Sasori's insides filling him with the hope that when he opened his eyes they would be back at Akatsuki base and none of what he had seen happened…but he wasn't that lucky.

Deidara pulled away just enough for them both to breathe, looking at the dried tears on Sasori's face, his heart was torn, he had made his love cry, the puppet masters heart was probably torn to pieces and that wasn't what he wanted. Moving away from the red head, Deidara knelt down in front of him, using his hands to force Sasori to look at him.

"Sasori?" asked Deidara carefully "Sasori why did you come here, I told you to forget me and move on, why didn't you listen?" Sasori looked into the blondes eyes and rage took hold of him.

"WHY?! You're asking me WHY I came to get you! I came because I love you, I cant live with out you, for the past week I have been in our-MY room crying because you left, the others couldn't cheer me up and Itachi was actually acting as though he had feelings but I couldn't enjoy it coz you weren't there, that's WHY! You're a selfish prick Deidara! You never thought how this might affect me did you! Fuck I don't even know why I came here" Sasori exclaimed loudly, luckily there was no one around to hear them, since everyone was still at the church. "Why don't you just go back to your whore and forget me! Like you were planning on doing hmmm? Its not like I matter" screamed Sasori with fresh tears flowing down his face.

Deidara was shocked, the red head had never showed this much emotion before, it was heart breaking to know that they only emotion was rage and it was directed at him. No matter how bad this situation got, no matter the words being uttered by Sasori, Deidara couldn't help but feel happy, and slowly it started to show on the outside as a smile crept its was onto Deidara's face.

Sasori saw the smile and his head dropped, he didn't understand why the blonde was smiling, he didn't care he just wanted to die and be content in knowing that he had felt love before he died.

"Sasori-Danna?" asked Deidara quietly. "What" came the muffled reply as Sasori's head still hung. "Sasori-Danna, why do you think I was going to forget you? And Mitashi isn't a whore; she used to be my best friend when I was younger, and it wasn't our choice, she doesn't even want this marriage, she wants to marry her child hood sweetheart…oh what was his name…Hitoshi. So you see neither of us want this, it's what our parents want. Can you understand that?" finished Deidara.

Slowly Sasori raised his head to look Deidara in the eyes; he noticed they were filled with love, 'just like how he used to look at me'.

"How about this, I take you back to the church with me and you can meet her, and I will tell her the wedding is off, so that we can both be with the people we love? How does that sound Sasori-Danna?" came the smooth voice of Deidara.

"But what about your parents? What will you do about them?" asked Sasori quickly. Deidara thought about this for a second, what would he do about his parents…then he remembered what they had said to him when he got back…

Flashback

Deidara walked into his old house and looked around, he heard a noise behind him and turned to see his mother looking at him in a bored fashion as though she really didn't want him there. And to be truthful he didn't wanna be there.

"Your father is in the kitchen and he wants to speak to you so hurry up brat" said his mother coldly. He nodded his head and followed her, reaching the kitchen he saw his father standing behind the breakfast bar motioning for him to sit in the seat on the opposite side. Deidara moved to sit in front of his father.

"As you know we have found you a bride, you shall marry her in three days time; you should remember her, Mitashi, your child hood friend. Now as I expect you have not broke any of the rules I set for you before you left? There where only three remember:

Do not commit crimes if you intend on returning to this village.

Do NOT explore relations with a member of the same sex.

DO NOT engage in sexual intercourse.

If you have broke any of these rules, the wedding will be called off immediately and you will be disowned and not allowed to return at all, am I clear!" Deidara knowing is wasn't a question nodded his head accordingly.

End Flashback

Deidara remembered those rules well and during the first few weeks of leaving Iwa he had already broke two of them, but remembering back about two weeks ago he now thought of the most perfect plan.

Smiling to Sasori Deidara stood and pulled him to his feet, grabbing Sasori's hand he started running back towards the church with a confused Sasori trying to ask questions but failing as he almost tripped twice now.

Coming to a stop in front of the church door, Deidara pushed them open with one hand and walked in, still dragging a slightly confused Sasori behind him.

Not caring about the questioning glances from the wedding guests Deidara continued his journey back to the front of the crowd, straight up to Mitashi.

"Hello my dear I'm back and I have someone I would love for you to meet" said Deidara to Mitashi who seemed to have a smile on her face. "This Sasori is Mitashi, my best friend from when I was little, do not let the breasts and pretty face fool you, she is just a man in disguise with a hefty left hook" Sasori smiled as he saw Mitashi punch Deidara in the arm. Sasori held his hand out and Mitashi tapped it away then pulled him into a fierce hug.

"And yes Mitashi the man you are currently squishing with your large chest is in fact the man I told you about, and now I shall introduce him to the rest of you lovely guests" Deidara had now turned to face the large crowd of people. "This is Sasori, as you can probably tell from the cloak he is one of the famous Akatsuki members, and he is also my lover" At this announcement everyone's eyes went wide and mouths dropped.

Deidara's father stood and walked to the front, a look of malice on his face at the news his son had just exclaimed to the entire village. Stopping in front of his son he yelled "How dare you! You have broken all three of the rules I set for you and you didn't even bother to tell us till the day of your wedding?!" Deidara laughed heartily "Oh dear father I forgot those rules the second I left this village and planned on never returning, but seeing as I did I forgot I had actually broken those rules, so now that you know your son is gay, sexually active and a member of one of the most feared organizations in the world I shall take my leave" Turning to Mitashi he bowed his head. "Farewell my dear, and take care of Hitoshi for me, you know how jealous he can get when he thinks someone is taking you away" Deidara laughed as he took hold of Sasori's face and kissed him hard in front of everyone, before breaking it and running out of the church.

Down towards the gates of the village the two nins, started walking. The two guards who had stopped Sasori the first time, stopped him again.

"Hey, wait what are you doing with Deidara-Kun? I thought you were here to find your bride…or was that just a lie to get in" glared the first guard. Deidara turned to Sasori who finally realized what they had been on about. "Oh no, Deidara-Kun is my bride" he replied happily. The guards looked confused. The second guard spoke up this time. "But you told us what she looked like and every thing and all in all she sounded hot, nothing like a male at all." Sasori shook his head. "Did I ever say once that my "Bride" has breasts or that they were a she?" he asked smugly. The guards shook their heads in remembrance. Sasori nodded his head to the two guards in a farewell, intertwined his and Deidara's fingers and set off for the Akatsuki base, knowing that this was the best day of his life.

Deidara looked up at Sasori, "hey Sasori-Danna?" he asked quietly. Sasori only looked down at the younger boy his eyes giving the answer of a silent "Yes?". "I'm glad you came to get me, this is like a fairy-tale, isn't it?" Sasori only nodded his head, a small smile gracing his lips. "Sasori-Danna?" Deidara said again, Sasori looked down again to see the small boy looking up at him; he stopped and turned towards the young blond. "What is it Dei-Kun?" asked Sasori, a little worried about the answer. Deidara smiled and leaned forward so that his lips were just touching Sasori's and whispered "Welcome to my fantasy" and with that sealed the gap between their mouths and kissed Sasori passionately.

THE END!!!!!!!!


A/N so what did you guys think? Should I do a sequel? Please tell me what you think? Oh and if you want me to write more fics just give me idea's and I shall let my mind wander to make you your own fic! Okie bye.