Kitsune: REVIEW, I OWN NOTHING!

Jeremy: Hyper much?

Kitsune: Yes. (knocks him over the head with a vase)

Jeremy: Xx

The Youko King

Summary: That's right! Youko's a king! We do not own the anime characters present in this fanfiction. That means we don't own the animes: Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Crescent Moon, Inuyasha, or Rurouni Kenshin.

Cast

Young Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shippou

Adult Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youko Kurama

Mufasa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inuyasha

Sarabi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Misoka

Scar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Naraku

Young Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rin

Adult Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaoru

Rafiki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Toutousai

Timon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yusuke

Puumba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuwabara

Zazuu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Myoga

Shenzi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kagura

Bonzai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kanna

Ed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kohaku

Chapter 3: Come Not Between The Hanyous and Their Ramen

Shippou runs out to look over the edge of the huge rock thiing known as Skulk Rock!

"Wait, Skulk Rock? Isn't it Pride Rock?" Shippou asks.

"Yeah," Kitsune says, "But a group of lions is called a pride, whereas a group of foxes is called a Skulk."

"But I'm not a fox!" Inuyasha exclaims.

"Well, Shippou, Misoka, Youko and I are, so ha! Majority rules!" Kitsune says, and throws a Jello cup at his head. Jeremy runs after said Jello cup, screaming, "MINE!" and beats Inuyasha to a pulp to get it back. In this rucus, they knock Shippou off the ledge of the very big rock.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Sorry, Shippou!" Jeremy says, and runs off with the Jello.

"You idiot, get back up here!" Inuyasha says, with a very big bump on his head from the Jello cup.

"Go to sleep, Inuyasha!" Kitsune yells.

"Make me!"

"Kagome?"

"OSUWARI!" the teen yells.

Inuyasha's necklace glows very bright before sending him crashing into the ground, and through the cheap styrofoam rock, making an Inuyasha-shaped hole in the styrofoam.

"Continue!" Kitsune yells as people carry Inuyasha away. Shippou reappears and rushes into a cavelike room and steps on the sleeping people just to torment them. Oh, so mean! He then headbutts Inuyasha, knocking the just waking hanyou out again.

"Inuyasha, get up!" Shippou yells, "We have to go watch the sunrise!"

"Ow! Why!" Inuyasha yells.

"Because you promised him," Misoka says, sitting up.

"What? I did not!"

"Yes you did!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

POW!

Shippou now has a very large bump on his head ala Inuyasha.

"OW, Kitsune, Inuyasha's being mean!"

"Inuyasha . . ."

"Whadda you want!" Inuyasha asks, angrily.

"Do the scene or no ramen," Kagome threatens. Inuyasha and Kitsune then started to drool.

"Fine, but gimme the ramen!" Inuyasha says. Kagome hands him a bowl and he grabs Shippou by the tail and drags him out.

-At the top of the large pointy rock-

Inuyasha slurps the soup, happily. Shippou watches, unamused. He coughes.

"So," he says, very loudly, "You say that all my kingdom is where the light touches and to not go near the spooky shadowy place?"

Inuyasha slurps more ramen, before saying, "Yeah, whatever, lemme eat." And he goes back to slurping his soup. Shippou sighes and facefaults.

"Alright, I'm gonna go get some dangerous and possibly fatal instructions from Naraku, your brother who will eventually kill you and rule as king for a little bit." And Shippou walks away from Inuyasha. Everyone seems to be doing that to him. Poor guy.

Ah, but Inuyasha, oblivious to whatever Shippou just said, stands, with his face in the bowl of ramen, takes a step forward and falls off the rock to his untimely doom! And he makes another Inuyasha-shaped hole through the styrofoam rock thing.

"Inuyasha, get up, you're skipping a scene!" Kitsune yells, walking over and hitting Inuyasha in the back of the head with her script. He twitches every so often.

-With Shippou-

Shippou was walking along in the tall grass. He had a feeling he was supposed to be here, so he came.

Suddenly, Inuyasha jumped out in front of him, screaming, "RAAAAAAAAAWRGH!" Shippou screamed bloody murder and hit the dirt. Inuyasha laughed, so Shippou kicked him in the knee. "OW, you little pest!"

"Inuyasha no baka! We nearly skipped a scene, all because you were too busy eating your stupid ramen!" Shippou screams at him. Kitsune throws an empty box at Shippou's head.

"How dare you insult the ramen!" she shouts. "Continue with the scene!"

"Anyways, I gotta tell ya something!" Inuyasha says, "Uh, everything's connected in a never ending circle. The demons eat . . uh, the grass? What crap is this?" he screams, looking at the script and his lines. "Demons do not eat grass!"

"Just go along with it, Inuyasha, please!" Kitsune says, rubbing her temples. "Anybody got an aspirin?"

"Alright, anyway, we're all connected in the circle of life somehow because it says here that when we die, we become grass and then the demons eat the grass, even though we eat the demons, you get it?"

"Nope," Shippou says.

"Me neither, let's go." Inuyasha says. Myoga jumps on a rock.

"Morning, Inuyasha,"

"Whaddaya want, Myoga?"

"I brought news, Master!"

"Fire away."

"Well, blah blah, yada yada, blah blah bleh blah yada blah blah de blah blah bleh!" Myoga ranted off on things that made no sense and had no point whatsoever, but that's what Myoga's good for in this movie. Yup, he rants.

Meanwhile, Shippou tried to jump on a rock and screamed in success. "I GOT IT!"

"What are you doing, baka?" Inuyasha asked.

"Uh . . ." Shippou looked at the script. "Pounding?"

"Pouncing, with a C!" Kitsune yells.

"Oh, yeah, pouncing."

Inuyasha looks dully at his script. "Let a pro show you how it's done. Myoga, turn around."

"Sure thing, Master," Myoga says, "Alright, then blah blah, bleh bleh yada yada shamalamadingdong, blahblahblah!"

"Stay low to the ground," Inuyasha whispered.

"What are you doing?" Myoga asked.

"A pouncing lesson," Inuyasha says simply.

"Ah, splendid . . . POUNCING, Master, you aren't serious!"

Inuyasha made a motion with his finger for Myoga to turn around.

"This is so humiliating . . ."

"Try not to make a sound . . ." Inuyasha tells Shippou.

"What are you telling him, Inuyasha!" Myoga turns around to find . . . NO ONE! DUN DUN DUN!

"Inuyasha? Shippou?" Miroku then walks in front of Myoga, and Shippou tackles him and bites his arm. "AHH! DEMON! Oh, it's you, Shippou, why are you biting me?"

"Miwoku?" Shippou says, still clinging to his arm by his mouth. "What are you doing here?"

"Uh, um . . ." Miroke was flustered. He glanced at Kitsune with tempted eyes, and she glared back.

"Don't even try it, monk," she says, snapping her fingers and bringing Sango into the room.

"Miroku!"

"S-Sango! I, uh!" And he runs away from Sango, wielding her hiraikotsu.

"Uh, okay, enough pouncing. Uh, I think they're are hyenas in the Pridelands . . . whatever those are . . ." And Inuyasha runs away for some odd reason.

"I wanna come too!"

"No, you can't, you're too small, go home," Inuyasha yells back, running away.

"What's up with him?" Shippou asks. Myoga shrugs and walks away, leaving Shippou alone. Shippou goes offset and grabs a cup of coffee, grumbling about how stupid Inuyasha is.

Kitsune: Alright, there you go. Third chapter. I still need help. Please help. Kato, help me, please! WAH! (sob) I'm so lost!