Kitsune: Hello everyone!
Jeremy: 'Ello!
Kitsune: JELLO! (holds out a cup of Jello)
Jeremy: MINE! (tackles her)
Kitsune: EEK! Jeremy, don't touch there! FINE! You can have the stupid Jello cup! (throws it at his head, effectively knocking him out)
Jeremy: Xx
Kitsune: Alrighty, anyways, I wanna thank Kato Shingetsu for reviewing THREE TIMES, and for giving me such great advice. Thanks, Kato, after I read your review, I came up with a whole bunch of different random things to try out in the fic! (gives Kato and the entire Kato Shingetsu Acting Company a giant twelve foot cookie) You can pick which kind you want! And now, I present THE YOUKO KING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Youko King
Summary: That's right! Youko's a king! We do not own the anime characters present in this fanfiction. That means we don't own the animes: Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Crescent Moon, Inuyasha, or Rurouni Kenshin.
Cast
Young Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shippou
Adult Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youko Kurama
Mufasa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inuyasha
Sarabi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Misoka
Scar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Naraku
Young Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rin
Adult Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaoru
Rafiki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Toutousai
Timon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yusuke
Puumba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuwabara
Zazuu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Myoga
Shenzi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kagura
Bonzai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kanna
Ed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kohaku
Chapter 4: The Heartless Are Coming! The Heartless Are Coming!
Shippou runs through the shade of one of the cliffs on Skulk Rock, only to find a dead end, as he smashes into it headfirst. He spits out a few chunks of rock, and a few teeth, and shakes his head.
"I really wish I didn't have to talk to Naraku, but Kitsune's forcing me to!" he says.
"Join the club," Naraku says, popping up behind Shippou, who nearly has a heart-attack.
"Oh, h-hi um . . . Uncle?" Shippou says, quite shakily.
"Whadda you want, baka chibi kitsune?" Naraku asks, looking quite bored.
"Uh, um, well, Inuy-yas-sha showed me the ent-t-tire k-k-kingd-dom, and I'm gonna be k-k-k-king of S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s----"
"Skuuuuuuuuuuulk . . ." Naraku helped. O.o
"Yeahyeahyeahyeah! Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulk Rock!" Shippou overemphasizes, getting a lazy look in his eyes.
"Great, whatever. Go bugger off."
And so, Shippou buggered off. Then Naraku yelled and waved from the rock, "DON'T FORGET TO GO NEAR THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD AND POSSIBLY DIE!"
"OKAY, I WILL!" Shippou yelled back, then skipped off, merrily.
Kitsune slapped a hand to her forehead. "I'm surrounded by morons. . ." she grumbled.
New RCS Inc meber, Moron, walks up. "I'm the only Moron here!"
"See what I mean?" Kitsune asked Kato Shingetsu.
"I see." Kato says.
"How'd you get here?" Jeremy asked.
"I don't know." Kato says.
"Uh, she'll supervise!" Kitsune exclaims.
"Yeah!" Kato says.
Jeremy narrowed his eyes. "She's not a RCS Inc member."
Kitsune kills Jeremy and Kato ends up slowly inching away, back to her own computer, saying things about how crazy RCS Inc might be.
"Hey, where'd Kato go?" Kitsune asked. Sora walked up to her, "Uh, I think she left, Kits."
"What? NOOOOOOOO!" Kitsune falls to the ground and convulses.
"IT'S THE T-VIRUS! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!" Sora screams, flailing her hands in the air and running away. Soon, her and Sahara run into each other and knock each other unconscious. Somewhere, a random stagehand goes missing, but we don't care! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Please Stand By. We are experiencing technical difficulties.-
Kitsune sits in her director's chair, and Jeremy has been miraculously revived.
"Alright, everybody, places!" Kitsune says, "Now, ACTI--"
Suddenly, Sora from Kingdom Hearts bursts through the door, takes a deep breath, and screams, "THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING! THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING!" He runs out of breath and passes out.
Everyone stares.
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And eats cake.
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And blinks.
"WTF?" Kitsune shouts, "What the Hell just happened!"
"I don't know," Jeremy says.
Blink blink.
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"EVERYONE STOP BLINKING!" Kitsune screams.
Everyone stops blinking.
"Alright, Sahara, get that video game person outta here," Kitsune instructed. Sahara dragged Sora from Kingdom Hearts away by the foot. "Can we get on with the fanfic?"
Everyone nods.
"Alrighty, then, ACTI--"
The power goes out, leaving everyone in darkness.
Kitsune: Alright, everybody review and I MIGHT make a new chapter! Okay? Thanks to Kato Shingetsu for the suggestion and for reviewing! Goodbye until next time!