50 Steps to get Naruto to Kill you:

Disclaomer: I dont own Naruto.

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1. Give Naruto a glass of Tsunade's sake.

2. Tell him that he just drank the last cup of Ramen in the world.

3. When he starts crying , run and tell Tsunade that Naruto stole some sake when she wasn't looking.

4. Watch her beat the crap out of Naruto.

5. When Naruto comes to attack you, shove the pictures of him and Sasuke, erm…., kissing, and tell him to back off or you'll post them on the Internet.

6. Tell him that that you already posted them.

7. Run all the way to his house and remove all tge ramen.

8. In the middle of the night, play ding-dong ditch so he wakes up and sees all the empty cupboards.

9. Come up and ring his doorbell again, but this time stay there when he answers it.

10. Ask him, "may I interest you in 50 tons of ramen?"

11. Quickly continue, "I thought so! Here it is……

12. Hold out a paperclip.

13. Now say, "Take em' out boys…"

14. Now start doing the Numa Numa dance on his front lawn.

15. When he screams, "get off my lawn!", reply, "But sir, you don't even HAVE a lawn!!! Cha-Cha!"

16. If you're still in one piece, run along the street, (Naruto will probably be chasing you), until you reach Sasuke's house.

17. Run up to Sasuke's door, but don't ring the doorbell, just act like it.

18. Then go into a meditating position, and say in a deep voice, "Naruto, your "Harrem" jutsu doesn't appeal gay's. (no offense)

19. Then ask him, "Does your face hurt?"

20. Wait for a reply.

21. Then scream, "Cause it's killing me!"

22. Now start running around him screaming, "Communism, Com-----unism!"

23. Now act calm, saying to Naruto you're sorry for being so annoying.

24. Then ask him if he can do his Shadow clone jutsu because you think it's cool.

25. When he acts out the jutsu, scream, "I can do that!"

26. Use the jutsu, and, (make sure it's still night), and run around to everyone's house and ring their doorbells, all at the same time.

27. Everyone will think it was Naruto's clones.

28. Go over to his house and turn off his alarm clock.

29. Tape his door shut,

30. Make sure he misses his mission.

31. When you come back from the mission, go and tell gim that you got to fight side by side with the hokage.

32. Then say, "Oh, about the tape… it, just has a mind of its own…., I don't know why, its just.., yeah…

33. He'll probably be steamed, especially because eof the hokage thing. Then tell him that the hokage says he hates Naruto.

34. Then tell him that the reason is because he thinks Gaara's demon is a lot cooler than the Nine-tailed Fox.

35. He'll probably go into his demon form, so this would be a good time to run…. fast.

36. Now this will really make him mad. Go over to Hinata's house, and poke her continuously.

37. Now scream, "Naruto Loves you!".

38. Now jump into the middle of Hinata's yard, and start singing……

39. " Who loves the chocolate? Everybody loves the chocolate!, Cause nobody hates the chocolate, everybody loves the Chocolate!!!"

40. Make Naruto charge at you, and use a substitution jutsu, again, and again.

41. Now, when he charges at you one final time, just step out of the way so he slams straight into a tree.

42. When he's knocked unconscious, put on a doctor's mask and pour very, very hot ramen on his face.

43. Then say to Hinata, in a deep, "scientific" voice, I have finally found out! Hot ramen does make fox-like whiskers appear on people's faces!"

44. Then turn to the tree and scream, "I told you so, I told you SO!!!!"

45. Then throw off the doctor's mask and poke Naruto until he finally comes back out of unconsciousness.

46. Then tell him, hey, are those cuts on your face?

47. When he starts to explain, furiously by the way, there just red markings , interrupt him and scream, "Naruto's EMO! NARUTO'S E-M-O!!!"

48. Now start spinning around in circles screaming EMO!

49. Now, Faint dramatically, and when you hit the ground, use a substituion jutsu, but make sure no one sees you.

50. Now, when he finally is about to beat the crap out of you, use the jutsu, and well…. Lets just say you've annoyed him enough, just….

RUN FOR YOUR

L-I-F-E!!!!!

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