50 Steps to Get Lee to Kill You:

Disclaimer: I Do not own Naruto.

. . . . Or Meg Griffin.

Here's to my 3rd insert to My 50 steps story, Enjoy!!!

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1. Go up behind Lee and scream "Hey Rock!"

2. As soon as he turns around, look directly down at a rock, and then ask it, "How was your day?"

3. Then start juggling 4 rocks while screaming, Lee, don't hurt the Rocks!"

4. Then out of nowhere, take a shovel and dig a hole.

5. Throw all 4 rocks in the hole, and then grab Lee's head and attempt to rip it off while screaming, "Got's to plant the rocks!"

6. Then take a black magic marker and draw HUGE black eyebrows above your eyes.

7. Go right in front of Lee and scream, "Im a thief!!!! Oh NO'S!!!! I stole Gaara's EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

8. Then wipe the magic marker and point at Lee Screaming "Thief!"

9. Then start running around in circles making noises like Sirens do.

10. Now grab Lee's straps on his arms and quickly tie his feet and arms together.

11. Now take a razor and shave off his… eyebrows.

12. Put the shavings in a bag and start walking away from while saying, "Okay!, I'm going to go give these Back to Gaara!"

13. Walk around a tree so that you walk straight back towards him and say "Gaara didn't want them so you can have them."

14. Then pour out all of the shavings onto the ground right beside him.

15. Then ask him, "Where's your dad?"

16. Say, "You know Gai- Sensei!"

17. Watch him scream at you saying that he's not his dad, then say, "Well you both do wear Green Spandex. . . . . ."

18. Then crack up, rolling on the floor laughing.

19. Then get up and say between gasps of air, "Ha ha! Hmm, spandex!. . . That never gets old. . . ."

20. If he hasn't killed you / severely hurt you yet, tell him, "You know, I believe you're too good for Sakura.

21. Then stare blankly at him and scream, "Meg Griffin!"

22. Then start running around in circles screaming "Fluffy Mushrooms!!!!", over and over again.

23. Then jump down and screaming "What do you think is better, Fluffy Mushrooms, Or Crunchy Potatoes?!?!?!!!?!"

24. Then lay on the ground like you're sitting in a therapist chair and say, "I see."

25. Then sit up like Dr.Phil and ask Lee, "Do you have a problem?"

26. Quickly continue, " I thought so! See the reason of why you're having this problem is because the person you're in love with himself and use to love his brother, who killed all of his loved ones, who is not in love with anyone else, but the person YOU love is in love with him, and not you.

27. Then say, "that sure wasn't not ever to not be a mouthful!"

28. Then stare blankly ahead of you and say, to yourself, "What did you say?"

29. Continue having a conversation with yourself. . . . .

30. Then go up to him and say, "But I NEEEDDD Tacos, if I don't get them I'll explode!. . . ., That sometimes happens to me. . . ."

31. Then ask him "Are you sad?"

32. When he says "No!", say "Hey, I know what will cheer you up!"

33. Then jump out in front of him in a bannana suit and say. . . .

34. Its PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! WHERE YA' AT, WHERE YA' AT, WHERE YA' AT, WHERE YA' AT, NAW DERE YA GO, DERE YA GO, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT, PEANUT BUTTER AND A BASEBALL BAT!."

35. Then throw off the costume and ask him, "Do you want a HAM sandwich?

36. Then say, "I didn't think so, because it's ------

37. Then suddenly grab your throat, and while wheezing, say "Air, air, I NEED air!

38. Then faint and act like your dead.

39. Then pick up a random rock, sniff it, then put it back on the floor.

40. When he screams "Why did you JUST SNIFF A ROCK??!!??!!?? Look at him funny, then say, "No I don't want to make out with you! that's gross!"

41. Then out of know where, scamper up a nearby tree, sit on a branch and scream, "Oh well In THE SHADE NOW!!!!

42. Then start flicking acorns at his head.

43. Now get on your (still on the tree) and start singing "Skater Boy."

44. Then find a bushel of leaves, and drop them on him while screaming "Its 50,000 leaf pick-up!!!!!!"

45. Then tell him that the acorns you flicked at him were actually motion-sensor grenades that only affect him and not you.

46. Watch him freeze up.

47. Then hop down from the tree and say, "You're not allowed to talk to me."

48. Then close you're eyes, do cheesy hand-motions and whisper "Boom."

49. Then tell him, "I was just kidding."

50. Then put your hand on his shoulder and tell him Gai-sensei's gay.

Now you might want to run, and to make things more interesting, while youre running, scream "GREEN SPANDEX!"

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