AN: This chapter is a bit artsy but I wanted to throw it out there. Any thoughts? Sorry not wicked long… but it's a quick update.

Lexylovinmilo – Lexy, was that update fast enough? Ha-ha. I enjoy lit too. Thanks for reading and I hope to keep you interested. Keep reviewing because that's what keeps me writing fast.

Tonje- what do you think the smash was? A person? An object? The storm? What do yoooooou think?

Mandee – my darling, if jess died this early in the tale I wouldn't be writing it. Should I name my pony mandee or is that degrading to you? I could abuse it and call it Dean… or milo and kiss it. I'm getting carried away. I've been reading your story btw – very nice. Keep reading doll, for jess, and the lit action is not dead.

Justhiddentheamazing – What color is shocked? Is it like a lightening white? I think so. From here out I may keep my females pretty strong because I've been reading way too many feminist books… so if Rory faints she will get shit on for it. Paris will stay violent for a bit… her part in this chapter is for you mame. TAKE ALL THE CHUNKY MONKEY. I just made myself laugh typing that and knocked over a bunch of empty beer cans… does that mean I have a problem? Hah. Thanks for reviewing love.

Coffejunkie – Damnnnnn is right.

Morgan – Wonderful review. You fucking rock. I may love you. A day in my mind can be both beautiful and murderous. Thank you so much for truly thinking this story through. Dean should be coming up soon. (Him and his idiotic self). As for Paris::sigh: I love this bitch to say it bluntly. She comes off as a smart self righteous manic depressive bipolar bitch (Why! Its me in highschool! Jk) I totally want to see Logan and Tristan kiss but I think I may need medical attention due to my mind being ummm sick. Ill keep writing if you keep reading and reviewing. You rock hardcore.

Love – I keep blushing! Aww! I usually read Lits but Trorys are also very entertaining for me. Narcos make me a little ill. My next story in the works has the potential to be a Trory because he was a pretty pretty princess. Keep reading and ill keep writing!

Toriboss – perfect mix? I love you. You rule. Yes, fluff can get sickening. Are you a lit fan or no?

Leopardgirl – i'm going to call you Leopard from now on.

Leopard – keep reading!

Hollow – Mmm Jess and Rory.

Abfab – well I am just not a fair person. Hopefully ill let them have their moment in the sun.

Nemo – was the update soon enough for the likes of you? Hah.

Chapter XI

Dave's mind was like popcorn. Every now and then it would burst with happiness as he felt Lane kissing him back. He compared it to amazing events: This is like better than seeing the Ramones at CBGBs or Hendrix at Woodstock or-

His mindset was ruined by a huge SMASH.

Whatever that was is going to be horribly… wait were Tristan and Logan kissing?

Tristan inner monologue was very melodramatic.

You're about to kiss Logan. A guy you barely even liked a few days ago. You're about to kiss this dude all because you want to see the look of gratification on Paris's face.

As his mind went on feeling Logan's unwilling lips on his interrupted it. Kiss. Yes, this was a very wrong and bad idea. Wrong. Bad. Wrong. Gross. Why?

Tristan scolded himself mentally until he heard a horrible SMASH.

What the hell was that?

Logan mind rattled questions like: How the hell did I even get into this situation? Why is this happening? How are Dave and Lane still attached at the mouth?

This spurred him into thoughts about romance.

Dave got Lane and Lane got Dave. Where is my Lane or Dave… well Lane. Rory and Jess have been leering at one another all fucking night Paris… is defiantly asexual or something. She's getting way too much pleasure on seeing this whole male on male kissage. Fuck! I totally forgot about the – I don't want to – Damn. Lips. Kiss. Oh. God. Before Logan could pull away fast enough there was a huge SMASH.

"I wasn't kissing him!" Logan yelled

Paris got up onto her knees and leaned across the circle to get a front row seat to the two most heterosexual guys at school share a quality kiss. Her mind was violent and angry… for absolutely no reason.

If they don't kiss I will proceed to castrate them and then masticate their sad less manly remains. Oh my god they are actually going for it. Kiss. Kiss! KISS!

SMASH

What the fuck was that?

Lane mind was doing cartwheels making the same analogies as Dave's.

This is like better than David Bowie performing Ziggy Stardust live.

This is like better than the Pixies – SMASH

Lane frowned at the lack of warmth on her lips and frown more at what she saw.

Dugrey and totally going to do it, Jess thought leaning forward. Logan is totally letting him. This defiantly not something I thought I would see tonight. I should come over to Rory's much more often. SHIT!

Jess was in such deep thought he didn't realize he had indeed turned was staring at Rory.

When did I start staring at her? How long has she been staring back at me? We are really fucking close. Oh. Wow. Umm. Kiss her. Move in.

He tried to convince his body to obey him but was having trouble.

Kiss her. Blue eyes. Pink lips. Kiss girl. Kiss girl now. God damnit, she's making you sound retarded. Just move in and FUCK! Why are you rubbing her lip, her pink slightly moist lip? Now move in more. Goooood. Your head is actually moving now. Kiss her. Kiss her. Kiss her. – SMASH.

Okay whoever did that I'm going to kill them.