AN: Sorry this took so long. I gotten into so many debockles its crazy. I lost electricity yesturday. The heat has been bad. This god forsaken website hasn't been letting me post… and ive reading other really good stories that make mine look a piece of shit. So basically here it is:
Reviewers! Thank you and keep reading!
Milomaniac: Dean is a dope and congrats on nice use of alliteration. Is 'I never' like 'never have I ever'? Anyways I used that game… soooo feel special! Someone bites it this chapter… who do you think is doing the killing? Or do you only care about the "lit slyness"? How'd I do with them this chapter?
Charilee: Umm I probably love you. Blonds days are sometimes the most fun btw. Yeah well I re-read my story I find myself feeling all crazy warm inside when I read Rory and Jess interaction. So you always read my story drunk? The be truthful when I think of what to write for a chapter im either drunk, high, or wicked bored at work. Mostly high. - - - WAIT - - - you think im the killer? Now I may have to kill you… if you hear noises tonight its me in your closet cutting holes in your shirts and eating the remains.
Leopard: whered you go out of town? You have fun? You miss me? Or my story? Hah
Justhiddenthefantastic: Paris is getting better because your making me think about her more. Her interaction in the following is kick ass as well. Whats a good compromising postion for logan/Tristan? Yeah my lit action is getting pretty good if I do say so myself.
Love: you make me giggle. Is this getting too lit for you dear? Im trying to keep Tristan up there being special… fun… flirty and DOPE!
Coffeeaddicted: the bean! Hah! Dean the fucking bean!
Abfab: hope you like this… lit action coming up playa!
Vaguelyg: Imagination is my middle name. well… it should be. The killer could be anyone in the Gilmore-verse. Good luck with the gay best friend and his sexiness. Stay safe with the underage dirnking… im technically underage as well… 20. God im old. Btw this chapter is longer! Next time I do something right I want a prize.
Nessquik: whoa! Wish taken into consideration… someone bites it this chapter
Mandee: whoa! Some does indeed bite it this chapter! Yeah… I picked another game that you can actually drink too buuuut I figured out a way to drink to pretty pretty princess… its kinda boring though.
Jessroryfan: who says I cant break the rules and kill jess and/or rory… after all breaking rules is what I do best!
Natalie: Hey! I like Logan. I don't Dean and I took that overboard! Hah. Im just telling like it is in my story… hell I act the most like Logan when im drinking!
Orangepunk: nice guessing. Nice theories.
Nemo: someone bites it this chapter!
Tonje: Awww what did Dave do to you? I think I just find him very attractive… I like lane and dave action so they are alive BUT someone does bite it this chapter.
Morgan: sorry I didn't reply to your review last chapter… im an idiot. Yeah Dean didn't do it and that is further proven in the following chapter. Im Brilliant? God your making my self esteem shoot up to heights its never even seen. Jess is perfect! Dean is lame. Logan is too no her. Tristan was never a real good love interest…. I mean I liked him but then suddenly jess came along and jumped on the Lit band wagon. Yeah anyways we find out more about our mystery killer this chapter as well as some drunken fun… and something weve all waited for! … ps- yeah I couldn't wait to write logan and booze together! If he were real id so want to drink with him and Finn. You are right! I AM AMAZING. Power trip! Whoa now. Hope you like this!
Chapter XIV Kissing Windy
The group stepped forward. The turned down the music and all got comfortable. Rory was a little nervous because drinking was defiantly not her forte'.
"Lets play 'never have I ever'" Tristan said slyly.
"How do you play?" Lane asked still drinking her drink.
"Well for example I could say never have I ever have sex with an unwilling defenseless animal and if some sicko present in the room has performed such a deed they must drink" Logan said very prophetically.
"But you've screwed a willing animal? Logan I'm suddenly very embarrassed for you" Paris said seemingly calming down.
Before a fight could break out Tristan decided to begin the game.
"Never have I ever gone skinny dipping" He said and then proceeded to drink.
"Why'd you drink if you never did it?" Lane asked after she took her own sip.
"Oh, naive Lane, I have skinny-dipped but isn't the point of this game to get extraordinarily shit-faced" Tristan said almost matter of factly.
"And to find out incriminating and/or interesting facts about other people" Logan added nearly finishing his drink. "This whole mixed drink deal isn't working out. Let me get that big bottle of vodka I saw." He added. And he went and got the bottle. The game continued and a few drinks were had.
"Never have I ever seen the Beatles live" Dave slurred.
"No one has" Rory said as though she were answering the million dollar question.
"Oh well" Dave said drinking anyways.
"Never have I ever had sex in my parents bed" Paris stated proudly. Tristan, Logan, and Jess sipped nonchalantly.
"Paris, you've never had sex!" Rory nearly screamed.
"That's why I've yet to desecrate my parents bed" Paris replied calmly.
"Lane, its your turn. Go!" Rory said feeling the alcohol.
Jess watched her yell 'go'. She turned a shade of red when she shouted. Her lips were constantly moist from sipping whatever concoction Logan made her and Jess officially felt like he needed as much air as possible. She looked gorgeous. As soon as the thought entered his mind he scolded himself and eternally called himself a pussy. Oh god pretty soon he'd have to kick his own ass.
"I kissed Dave" Lane said instead of continuing the game.
"We know sweetie, but name something you haven't done." Tristan said laughing.
"Never have I ever kissed… Tristan!" Lane said the first name she could think and considering he was sitting across from her it was expected. Rory consciously sipped her drink thinking about the lustful game of spin the broken table leg they played earlier in the evening. Paris shoved the bottle of Vodka in front of Logan forcefully. "You've done that dirty deed now drink up!" Paris said in an almost sing-songy yet angry tone. Logan mumbled something about fearing the beast and shot back some of the vile substance in the bottle.
Jess drank his share in the past but there was a reason he preferred drug use. Alcohol always goes straight into his blood stream and his emotions run wild. His mind went insane. Rory kissed Tristan. He still has yet to fully kiss this girl and right in front of him she kissed this preppy ass of a guy. He wanted to yell but felt too stupid so he kept quiet. He shut down. Rory kept turning toward him with a dopey drunk grin on her face but he would just force himself not to make eye contact with her.
Lane grew tired of the game and began to tell Dave about her last almost boyfriend Henry.
"He goes to our school! He was all Korean so obviously we meshed there but I was so scared he just dumped me before we could even go out. Now thinking back I don't think I really liked him but was merely intrigued at his attention. David, may I call you David?"
Dave nodded dumbly leaning closer to her.
"David, are you going to kiss me again?" She said smiling
"I'm going to try but the whole talking thing keeps happening… not that I don't like you talking its really very awesome" He said millimeters away from her lips.
"Ill talk as soon as we stop kissing" Lane said before they drunkenly connected faces.
Paris was staring down Dean who was nearly passed out after a few sips of his very weak wine cooler (AN: pussy). She briskly leaned down and slapped him upside the head. "Tell me why!"
Dean awoke wearing a terrified look on his face.
"Why Dean? Why Finn? Summer and Steph wouldn't go to the local sock hop with you and you freak out? Francie refuse to give you a hand job behind the bleachers? Shane too loose for you? Huh? Answer me you son of a bitch!" Paris screamed as though she was Kiefer Sutherland on 24.
"Who! What? What did I do? I wanna go home!" Dean said like a child locked in a cage.
"Not until I get some answers buddy" She huffed pulling him into a corner of the room.
Meanwhile, Rory had grown interested in how it felt to walk around. She gazed at Lane and felt jealous. She was happy with the guy she wanted while Rory was either madly in love/lust with Jess or had completely lost her mind. She ignored Paris slapping Dean around and looked back at Jess. He was looking at her but promptly moved his eyes when she turned. He looked mad. Jess was mad at her and this was upsetting her. She felt the need to either cry or get the hell out of that room and she promptly did both.
Logan and Tristan seeing this followed her into the kitchen. They took turns hugging a drunkenly sobbing Rory rambling about Lisa Loeb, Jess, and kissing.
"Shhh, Mary, slow down."
"What's wrong? What did Jess do to you?" Logan asked getting very overprotective.
"He didn't do anything! Well now he's ignoring me and I don't want him to ignore me! I think I like him. Am I a bad person? Oh god. I'm a bad person." Rory gushed becoming a sniffling mess.
"Jess?" Logan questioned wondering if he drank too much is hearing her wrong.
"Mary, go to him. You could have stabbed me repeatedly in the back and I would still melt if you came up to me." Tristan said holding her face delicately.
"What do I say to him?" She whispered softly looking at Tristan as if he were a deity.
"What do you want to say to him?" He answered her question with a question.
"I want to just talk to him," Rory said not being sober enough to think straight.
"Rory, just go walk into your living room and go sit next to him and say 'hi' and if he's not the loser I think he is then he should have enough sense to talk to you" Logan said leaning his head on her shoulder.
"Thanks guys" Rory laughed as though she wasn't just crying madly.
"No problem"
"Don't mention it"
She cleaned up her face and strode confidently into her living room. She stood in front of Jess who was sitting staring at the floor. Her mind suddenly went blank. She just charged all the way over to him and he's looking up at her with these chocolate eyes looking so cute… hott… gorgeous… delicious…
Her face changed from confident to a slightly pink shade of lust with a side of bedroom eyes.
Jess's anger and jealous disappeared when he saw her looking down at him. She is staring at him like he was something much more beautiful. He didn't know what to make of it until suddenly Rory is sitting on his lap, straddling him kissing him windy. He thinks he shouldn't be kissing her like this, right that second, but he can't stop. Her tongue is curling menacingly around his and he cant help but battle back.
Rory mind just kept popping up other words describing Jess. Intelligent. Caring. Darling. Pretty. Nice.
She was standing above him looking at him right in the eye and suddenly she lunged at him thanking him silently for basically catching her. Her mouth immediately covered his. Screw this talking business, this seemed like a much better plan.
His hands enveloped her in a very intimate hug. His fingers tightened around her small frame and this made her legs tighten around his body. If they were naked this would defiantly make her not a Mary. She cast doubt and nervousness to the wind and rocked her body slightly back and forth.
Yes. If they were minus clothing she definably wouldn't be a virgin anymore. They both had no idea who had control of the situation but they seemed content pretending no one else was in the room.
Tristan and Logan had followed Rory into the living room only to be completely surprised by her overly sexual lustful act. Tristan sat down with his drink and watched his Mary basically not appear to be a Mary. "Well I hope my Mary is happy"
"Liar" Logan said seriously but soon laughed after.
"Enjoy the view and yell for me if this gets any hotter" Logan continued motioning to the kitchen. He needed to refill his drink promptly and Paris had taken the bottle of vodka and was now hitting Dean with it.
Lane and Dave had stopped their major make out session so Lane could puke. She hovered on a trash barrel Dave had provided her with and he held her like a trooper. She continued to talk in between puking saying things like "I'm glad I didn't date Henry" and "You have nice hands" and "Don't wear your guitar higher than your hip. You're not in the Beatles" He would just laugh and push her gently over the barrel. It was so cute it was sickening.
Logan walked into the kitchen and just noticed the back door was opened a little. He scrounged his eyebrows up with curiosity. Lane never locked it and it was windy as hell outside. Yeah, that is defiantly why it is open.
He opened it to make sure no one was there and he was right. Wait did a shadow just move? He stepped out onto the porch and tried to focus on the shadow. He saw it move again and turned to run into the house to tell everyone else but was met with a dark figure. Logan actually sobering quickly went to throw a punch. His fist connected with the figure and he or she was flung back into the doorway. The previous shadow figure had advanced on Logan's back and slid a shiny knife into Logan's back. Logan's face contorted in pain. The figure twisted the knife and locked their arm around Logan's neck from the back. Logan managed to reach for the hood on the figured and pulled it down.
A face he knew starred back him and that is what scared him most. He tried to yell but his air supply was cut off.
Before Logan's world went black he heard the other figure say: "Mother Fucker punched me. You said I wouldn't get hurt."
Logan's body was set down on the ground on the porch. Blood pooled around his limp body as the other figure replied: "You've already gotten hurt isn't that the reason we're doing this?"
"Well yeah… yeah you're right. I'm sorry man."
"Don't apologize to me. Get mad… get angry and take it out of her… them."
AN: Well yeah I killed Logan… or did i? you ponder that while I sit back in my chair and blow smoke rings at my computer.
Two killers? I'm as mad as a hatter. Are there more? Also I got a little sexual with my Lit action…. Yeah would anyone read a smut if I wrote it? Anyone offended? Sex is funny to me.
BTW im trying to make this easier to read...it working?