Thankies for the reviews!!! You guys are the best! Alright I know I said I was gonna do NaruxHina last chappie and then I didn't and well sorry to all you guys who wanted to read it cause I'm doing that again...that's kinda confusing so in plainer English -InoxShika time!!!
Chapter Three
SHIKAMARU!!! I'm gonna tell you right now you'd better write back to me! I have to write five letters or I'll fail and I can't write back to you if you don't write to me first. Don't think that just because our fathers are best friends I won't beat you up next time I'm forced to go to your house. You already know about me thanks to the many times our fathers locked us up in your room so they could have "adult time"(a.k.a. get drunk). So I suggest that instead of going to sleep like I know you will you get a piece of paper and a pen and WRITE BACK TO ME!
-Ino
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Ino,
Writing in capital letters doesn't equal yelling.
Shikamaru
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Shikamaru,
You call that a letter??? I know you have to write at least four sentences. Oh and by the way a sentence has to be at least five words long, that's a total of eighteen words per letter. Is that too much for you to write? Kurenai-sensei is a bit harsher than your sensei we have to write at least one paragraph but she would prefer that we wrote more. Is that maybe because she knows we can accomplish more? I think it is, what when you can barely hold a pencil long enough to write one sentence.
Wouldn't it be funny if our sensei's decided that we had to write to each other for the whole year instead of just the five letters we are required to write now? I can just imagine your face...o.O but then again you would probably just sleep through the announcement wouldn't you?
-Ino
P.S.-That is how you write a letter. Also I am well aware that writing in capital letters doesn't equal yelling, it emphasizes a point.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Ino,
Your right I have to write five sentences, how troublesome. How ever you are incorrect in your math it's actually a total of twenty words. Which is even worse than your predicted eighteen. And I wouldn't be surprised if the sensei's do decide to extend our writing assignments to the end of the year, however troublesome that might be. Speaking of troublesome things this sentence puts me clearly over the four sentence limit.
-Shikamaru
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Shikamaru,
I'm going to kindly forget any misgivings we might have had in the past, and you'd better do the same for me. The reason why, you may be asking your self, it's pretty simple really. My idiot of a friend Tenten hit me with senbon while I was sleeping. That's not fair to her really, she's pretty smart but she get bored easily and plays with weapons during class.
So while I'm sitting here in the nurses office waiting for Shizune to get some healing salve, the shelves are empty and she has to go all the way down the main office on the other side of the school to get some more. That may not seem like a big deal but seriously our school is HUGE! So any way I was in W.A.C.(your smart figure out what it means) and we had this crazy sub. She was like standing on the table and yelling at us to "do your work maggots" and stuff like that when all of a sudden she yawns and tells us she's going to take a nap. And she just sits down in a chair and goes to sleep! I had gotten barely any sleep the night before and I was tired too, so I figured that if she could sleep in class so could I (I don't want to hear any thing about sleeping in class from you cause I know you do it all the time). We were supposed to be writing letters to you guys but I thought that I'd just do during math or something.
So I was sleeping and having a nice peaceful non violent dream and I guess Tenten didn't want to write her letter either because she starts throwing senbon at the ceiling. And she wasn't just throwing them either, she was making designs and writing words. Sakura (the erm...genius?) asks Tenten if she can even get them down and Tenten (the bigger genius) is all like "sure I can". So she uses some chakra strings and pulls them all down. No "wake up Ino I'm going to make it rain deadly weapons on you" or any thing.
And now here I am waiting to be treated for puncture wounds in the nurses office. Tenten on the other hand is down at the principals waiting to get detention or suspension or some other punishment she deserves. Oh, Shizune is back, Write back to me soon ok?
-Ino
P.S- Maybe you should sign your letters as Shika since Shikamaru is so long, I think I'll start my letters with Shika from now on...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Ino,
No, while Shikamaru is troublesome to write I will not sign my letters as Shika. Leave it to you to make a big deal out of some thing that could happen to anyone. I didn't finish your letter because it was too long and troublesome to read it all. I do know what W.A.C. stands for by the way, writing and communication. We have a very similar class called communication and writing(C.A.W.), I think our sensei took your sensei's idea and switched it around.
-Shikamaru
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ino is so fun to write, she starts off kind of trying to be aloof like Sakura but then gradually fades back to being herself. Ok cookies for anyone who can figure out who the girls sub was. And double cookies for any one who can guess who the guys sensei is. Please Reveiw!
-Fumei