Reviewers and Readers!

Sorry that my lapses in between chapters are longer now but I just got a promotion at work so I basically celebrated life for the past week. Sadly I cant remember most of it. I'm updating secretly from work as we speak. (see what I do for you people!). I really cant believe the feedback I get from you guys... I love my loyal readers, newbie's, oldies, whatever. Tell me if my story getting stale... I feel like it is buuut you all seem to like it when I think its shit.

MiloManiac: haha I'm glad you like it! you just made me feel so good I decided to secretly start updating my story at work. Also props to you for liking lane and Dave's little romance because some people totally don't...! YAY! Also the smutty story is always on my mind so I just need to force myself to do it.

Blair: Yeah Brad and Henry and another mystery man. Any ideas? Also why'd you suspect Brad?

Ginny: Like a car crash eh? Welcome to my life. As for smut there will be little bits in this story but I am writing a hardcore smut soonish...just gatta stop procrastinating. Thanks for reading...ive read some of your stuff and I really enjoy it btw.

number1actress: thanks for reading. I'm trying to make this story different because my writing style is very awkward. Mmm I love jess and Rory too.

Vaguelyg: Gruesome is my middle name... well I wish it were. Sage Gruesome. Oh god that sounds hawt. Colin is too short... lol Should I put Jamie in? BTW loved your new chapter of your fic... smutty! If jess and Rory don't have sex in this story I'm very sorry but its basically for the purpose of the story. I have two other fics in the works. One will just bluntly be smut and the other is a completely original plotline. Soo you'll get sex in at least one... maybe two... in the end it make be in all three!

Charlilee: Kirk? hah! Me scaring you is very compliment I think... no I know! It may be Kirk? ive heard Jamie and Colin too. Maybe. Maybe not. Who do you want to go next? Dean I know! But who else? You think ill kill Rory or jess?

Leopard: not dean. not Tristan because he's inside too. somebody else!

Alotofstuff: Yeah originally it was just going to be a horror plotline... then I found that I couldn't write and have it not be funny... and of course I needed my fill of Lit goodness. And yes Logan is deaddddd.

Justhiddenthefantasical: I believe I am pulling out some of those high school moments from previous seasons... some I am embellishing on very much buuut its for the good of the humor, suspense, and sexual nature of the tale.

Mandee: Your story should be RJ. Hand down. No more questions needed! Glad you like lane and Dave's little matchbook romance... some people don't enjoy the uncorrupted love of our little musicians. Medina? I'm telling you right now its not BUT that would be an awesome twist! Aww max!

Orangepunk: Disturbingly good... that work?

Love: too entertaining for murder? that should be my epitaph! Sage. Far too entertaining to be killed horribly. Rip. – Rating is upped btw...which only seemed to spike my views! I'm your hero? I should be everyone's hero! There should pictures of me in the heroes section of everyone's myspace accounts... btw Veronica mars wise I just finished season one. Mmm I don't care if Logan's a dick at the beginning I was still oddly attracted to him. Snark? is it his and veronicas interaction? I'm new to this VM-verse. Fill me in obi-won.

Nemo: No one is safe... not even your beloved Tristan.

Chapter XVI Killer Powwow

The rain softened.

"Why are we staying here again?" Henry asked in a strained voice pulling Logan's now very dead body behind a bunch of weeds.

"Yeah, and we do have to move the bodies?" Brad said helping Henry but barely.

"When we first decided to do this we said we wanted to hurt some people who have wronged us... right?" The taller boy asked watching them intently.

"Right... " Henry said, "I wanted to crucify that emo piece of shit kid Dave, but we have yet to do that."

"Right. You started with Francie because she is nothing. I wanted you to practice and prove you wouldn't chicken out."

Brad stepped forward appearing much more demeaning than his body allows. "I personally hate most people especially Paris Geller. She is nothing but a bloodsucking feminist bitch." He said getting emotional.

"Don't cry again Brad. You know that only makes me mad" The taller boy said.

"Sorry man" Brad said hanging his head down.

"Again I ask, why are we staying here tonight? Who is in this house that makes it so important? We killed Logan-" Henry said but was interrupted by the taller boy.

"I killed Logan." He corrected. "Do you know who's house this is?"

"No" Henry admitted.

"Rory Gilmore." The taller boy said with love in his voice.

"Oh" Brad said softly.

"Oh? OH? Is that all? Brad god damnit! You just keep making me so mad."

Brad stepped away showing he was indeed scared. The taller boy was staring down at him with near black eyes. The moon silhouetted him. Suddenly his calmed, and raised a hand to his face wiping away the ever present rain.

"I'm sorry Brad. I'm not mad at you. I'm just all wound up because of Huntzberger."

"Its okay man. Safe your energy, I mean we taking care of your girl tonight." Brad said playing the whipping boy.

"No... as I said the plans changed. Tonight were taking care of them all"

"What?" Henry said nearly choking.

"When that new kid was leering around the front porch I saw in the window before he fucking fell through it."

"Dave's in there? Were they having sex? If he's cheating on Lane I'll tell her and then she'll love me again. That it I'm killing that son of bitch tonight." Henry spouted out angrily.

"No sexing was happening. But I did see Logan and Tristan kissing. I always suspected they were a little faggy... and they dare make fun of me." The tall boy said solemnly.

"Who else" Brad asked quickly

"Aren't you an eager beaver?" the taller boy joked.

"Tell me now. I deserve it. I took care of Summer and Stephanie now tell me who else I'm taking care of tonight." Brad said suddenly full of strength.

"Paris is there so don't worry you will have your fun" The taller boy informed. Brad got an evil grin on his face. The taller boy continued: "Lane is there with Dave so I like to call that two for the price of one."

Henry nodded but didn't much react.

"So we have Lane, Dave, Paris, The new kid, Tristan, and Rory?" Brad said trying to get it straight.

"Jess is there too." The taller boy said.

"Big group. We can't just go in guns a blazing'." Henry stated.

"You have a gun?" Brad asked?

"No. It was an expression. We cant get charge in there. We are outnumbered." Henry explained.

"Well its good thing I have a plan then." the taller boy said.

"What is it?" The other boys asked eagerly.

"We're sending someone in..."

Meanwhile, in the house most of the drunken excitement had stopped. Dean was moaning softly. Paris was pacing around the living room. Tristan was watching her pace which only made her pace more angrily. Rory and Jess had finally stopped basically dry humping one another considering they both weren't drunk anymore.

Rory felt panicked at what she had done. She made pact to never drink again and to basically become celibate. She sat on the floor next to Jess leaning away form him carefully not to touch him. She was basically on the verge of tears until she felt Jess's arm snake around her back and pull her softly toward him. He pulled her into his chest back first so she could use him as a backrest. She suddenly forgot everything she had planned and began planning their wedding. (basically hah)

Lane was sleeping sounding on the floor as Dave cleaned up the mess she had created basically becoming the best boyfriend anyone could ask for.

Jess was perfectly content and it scared the shit out of him. She fits far to well right here in the arms. What? I sound like a loveless asshole writing a song lyric to grossly popular song. But for some god forsaken reason I totally mean it. This girl is a blue eyed brown haired gorgeous modelike fuckable kind hearted girl... I will most likely ruin her but I am far too selfish to pass this up.

Jess's thoughts were interrupted by someone knocking frantically at the door. Rory jumped a bit but Jess hugged her slightly and pulled her to her feet. She walked toward the door slowly.

Apparently it was too slow for Paris's taste because she stomped past Rory and opened the door.

A drenched boy stood covered in blood. He looked in shock as he leaned into the house. He started to topple over but Jess rushed forward catching him.

Tristan rushed forward to help Jess. "Colin, what happened?"

"Someone called me and told me to rush over here and when I got here no one was around. I noticed the lights were on so I was going to just come and knock and then I saw it. I saw legs sticking out from the weed beside your house. I went closer and saw it was Logan..." Colin said shaking a little with his eyes welled up. The blood all over him was still making Jess and Tristan get bloody as well.

"That's impossible. Logan right here." Rory said and suddenly started looking around.

"I couldn't barely recognize him. Someone fucked up his face but I saw this ring on his finger that only he has. Logan's dead man..." Colin started tearing up more becoming emotional.

"Get him onto the couch. I'll get him some water and Paris go get him a wet washcloth." Rory said finally becoming the strong female her mother trained her to be.

"Call the cops" Dean said suddenly being the only rational one.

Dave jumped up and grabbed the phone only to find no dial tone. He shimmied past everyone and ran outside to Colin's car. The tires were slashed. He looked around and saw no one but he definably felt someone looking at him. He backed up and sped into the house again.

"Umm... you guys?" Dave said getting everyone's attention. He had to say it was few times considering Jess and Tristan were arguing over who should get to wash up first. Paris was cleaning Colin of asking details about his dead best friend. Lane was staring at the wall not quite believing the situation. Dean was helping Rory in the kitchen like the loyal dog he aspire to be.

"You GUYS!" Finally everyone snapped up and looked at him.

"We're fucked" Dave offered shrugging his shoulders as if to say 'i dont know what else to say'. There was nothing else to say. The group was fucked and the night wasnt even close to over.

AN: Short... i know. I just wanted to give you all something. Sorry if it sucks for you... but tell me and if i know i suck then ill try so much harder with the next one. Someones prolly going next chapter. Who do you want to die? Also is the other taller boy Colin or am pulling a mind fuck on you?

Sorry if this is confusing. Send me a message, review, or IM me at Kubedstar and i will gladly try to clear everything up for you. Also my next chapter shouldnt be that long of wait... especially if i get an insane amount of reviews (hint hint wink wink).