AN: Enjoy children. I got so many reviews that chapter i nearly wanted to have sex with myself.

Chapter XVIII Two lamps, a finger, a collarbone

Dean watched the boy he didn't know lay out on the couch. Something funny? Dean smiles at funny things all the time so naturally he understood.

What was in the boy's hand though? Colin. That's the name everyone called him. What was he holding?

"Something funny." Dean said matter of factly thinking very hard. Confused times infinity was the only phrase that could explain Deans facial expression.

Meanwhile the rest of the group was prepping Jess in the kitchen for his 'time to shine' as Paris said.

Rory however was terrified.

"You're not going" was all she said a few times but Jess chose to ignore it just kissing her on the cheek.

Of course he didn't want to go but if it meant this night would end safely with the victory of finding Logan's cell phone and successfully calling the police he would.

Wait, why would he do this? He never even felt the need to care for himself before neither the less himself nor a group of people he hates almost as much as they hate them. As his mind is flipping and flopping his eyes scan the room. Dave is staring at Lane who is looking sadly at the floor. Paris is staring him down as if to say, "do this or ill kill you". Tristan looks indifferent. Then his eyes connect with two emotional strained blue eyes.

Rory. He wants to get the stupid god damn cell phone off the fucking dickheads corpse to call the shit eating pigs they call cops so this girl is okay.

How dare she force him to grow this heart? It is gross and disgusting and probably going to get him killed. Am I going crazy for something?

Just then he looks back at her eyes again.

Yes I've gone crazy and I don't think I care.

Rory eyes saddening go very still. She either had a small stroke or got an idea. Her lips begin to curve in an upward motion.

It must be a good idea.

Then she opened her mouth and says the absolutely last thing Jess wanted to hear: "I'm going with you"

Jess got very still.

Paris looked like her insides had just caught fire.

Tristan's jaw tightened.

"Umm no" Jess finally said not so triumphantly.

"Exactly no! What the hell is wrong with you Gilmore? You used to be smart and now suddenly your all gushy and lovey and dovey and its making me sick!" Paris yelled.

Rory was unphased though.

"I'm going outside with you" Rory said and before Jess could tell her otherwise she continued. "Going out there at all is dangerous, illogical, and most likely asking for someone to kill you, but, if I go out with you it will be another set of eyes and less of possibly of something wrong happening."

Jess was about to speak up and tell her that over his dead body he would let her walk out that door into who the hell knows but Dave spoke first.

"If you both of are going, I'm in too."

"Idiots" Paris said softly as she stepped away from the other people in the room.

"Umm Dave I don't think I like this…" Lane started but Dave grabbed her hand and dragged her into Rory's room where he proceeded to kiss her and convince everything would be all right. She begged him to let her come with him but he just refused considering she'd be staying in the kitchen with Paris and Tristan. Paris would kill whoever tried to kill her right?

Tristan said "Well I guess I'm going outside into the death trap too because well to be truthful I am far too manly to stay behind."

Jess looked around the room once again and met Rory's eyes.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes" She answered without a seconds pause.

They all prepped themselves to venture outside.

Jess found a rather large knife that appeared to have never been used and gave Rory a small but sharp steak knife.

Dave grabbed a rolling pin but Lane took it away from him and replaced it with a butcher's knife.

Tristan looked for another knife but had no luck.

Rory got an idea and ran into her bedroom and returned with a bat.

"Baseball?" Tristan questions as he held the bat testing it strength and durability.

"My mom got really into baseball when she was dating this player. She used to run and dance with the bat until she managed to break two lamps, my finger, and her own collarbone" Rory explained

"Is your mother a crack head?" Jess asked literally curious.

"Yes but without the crack use" Rory finished.

And they were off.

They left through the kitchen door directing the girls to lock it behind them. Jess and Tristan walked first while Dave and Rory trailed behind. Jess slowed and grabbed Rory forearm pulling her closely behind him.
"Stay close behind me" He directed being way to manly.
"I came out here to watch your back not stand directly behind it" Rory said being defiant.

"If your going to be like this go back inside"

"Umm let me think about that, no"

"Rory I don't want you to get hurt"

"And I don't want you to get hurt hence me walking into my extremely dark wooded backyard with a knife that could barely puncture the skin just so I can make sure nothing happens to you… you… ass!" She rambles way too loudly.

Jess wanted to forcefully grab her and pull her back into the house but knew that wasn't an option so he did the next best thing. He kissed her.

The new couple embraced one another harshly never letting go of their weapons. This was dangerous but also sort of a hot visual.

Tristan and Dave thought otherwise as the stood and looked around constantly hoping someone wasn't going to jump at them out of the shadows.

"Children, can you stop making out so we can get on task?" Tristan said hushed.

"I know because if we don't get this over with soon I may need to not only wear your shirt Rory but I pair of your pants as well" Dave said a little too seriously.

Rory pulled away from Jess only to get pulled back into a strangely familiar hug from Jess. He whispered into her hair "Be careful".

Between the kiss, the hug, and care filled whispering Rory felt as though she could burst with happiness.

She had known Jess her whole life and hated him more than she thought she could hate someone and tonight she couldn't imagine another day without him. If someone tried to harm him she would fight back for Jess's safety and her up and coming love life. He was fucking hott too.

The group huddled together and traveled further into the yard until they saw something in the weeds.

"Logan's umm over there" Dave said uneasily.

They walked slowly toward the body.

Sadly they did not see a small Korean boy approaching them from behind. Henrys eyes focused at Dave.

They also didn't notice Brad in the shadows of the tree next to Logan's body. He was nearly shaking with anticipation.

Marty stood holding his knife in his hand. He was supposed to be hidden further away but he caught Rory and Jess's loving little session and was frozen to the ground. His hand clenched around d his knife and blood seeped around his knuckles from clenching his weapon of choice so tightly. Rory and him were supposed to be together and now there was yet another obstacle that he would have to take care of.

She wants to keep him safe? Bitch thinks she can beat me? She can ram her tongue down his throat all she wants and he can completely hug her out of character but this will not end well. I won't let it.

In the kitchen Lane and Paris sat. Lane looked devastated.

"You know if anyone dies it will be Tristan so you have nothing to worry about" Paris said trying to make Lane feel better.
"Dave isn't that strong though! Rory watching Jess! Jess is watching Rory! Tristan is watching Rory! And DAVE? No one!" Lane said helplessly.

"You're right sister, lispy is screwed." Paris agreed cold-heartedly

"What happened to Tristan being in trouble?" Lane said sadly

"He's too selfish and egotistical to let himself come to harm. Dave on the other hand, he's just asking for someone to attack him roughly and kill him badly." Paris said getting up going to look for something to eat.

Lane started cry hysterically.

Back in the living room Dean finally put two and two together.

"That's a cell phone!" He said strongly and pointed at Colin's clenched fist.

"No" Colin said trying to outsmart Dean which is not a hard feat.

"Yes! Where did you get a cell phone? We need one man! Remember!" Dean gets upset. He is making a big fuse and Colin cannot control his reaction. He jumps off the couch and scares Dean which causes the overly tall floppy-haired wonder to fall backward hitting the ground on his ass and slams the back of his head on the floor.

This dazes Dean which gives Colins the upperhand.

Colin freaks out hoping that the noise didn't get anyone's attention. Suddenly Dean moans really annoyingly loud.

"Ohhhhhh"

"Shhh!"

"OUWHHHhhhhh"

"Shut up kid!"

"UMHhhhhhhh"

Colin decides it is his time to shine. He thinks of Finns death, and Logan's death. He has gone through so much to get where he is now and some unbelievably tall waste of a person was going to fuck it up… he just couldn't go for that. He would not let that happen.

He lounged at Dean and held his hand over his mouth. His other hand rose up still holding tight to the phone and came down on Dean's skull. He doesn't know how long he hit the boy but pretty soon a film of blood was covering his hand as well as a portion of the shiny silver cell phone. He doesn't think he wants to stop. He can't stop. He feels more powerful than he thought he ever could. He holding someones life in his hand and promptly beating him with it.

Smashing a skull in never seemed so attractive.

Dean's eyes weren't closed, and he was still breathing but it didn't look like he would live long.

Colin finally felt he had control of his body again and wound up for one last final blow but was unkindly interrupted...

AN: Cliffy... dont worry the wait shouldnt be long. Bet you've never pictured Dean being beat to death with a cell phone. Welcome to my world. Now Thank you to all my reviewers and here are your replies.

Lora - Scary is good. I love that feelling. That 'i know its all facke but what if' feeling.

Blackenedravenwings - Your penname is so... i cant quite think of the word. If i said Davey Havoc what would you say? Also say anything is an amazing movie. John Cusack is sooo... Mmm.

Milomaniac - Jess is still alive for now and our tallest killer was also revealed. I dont hate marty, i actually really liked him but something told me he could be driven to something like this.

Coffeeiswhatineed - Haha the more you review, the more reviews i get so i have no problem with that! Jess is still alive for now soooo your in luck... for now.

Williamsgrl - haha im glad that i could have had Jess get killed and you still think its not a bad story... good person! Hes not gone yet tho... not yet atleast.

leopardgirl - Colin is in on the plan indeed. Hah! i never thought of Robert... i dont know the character that well considering i know earlier seasons of gilmore the best. BUT Marty intrigues me... i like him btw even tho i made him a crazy killer.

Watergurl - Jess is still alive for now so get up off your knees and fetch me some more punch! Deans basically almost gone... happy now? hah

Charlilee - I hate rory so i made me AU Rory waaaaay more cool... - Also i didnt kill jess YET sooo you can rest easy for now. Alien toys eh? Fun. Interesting. I have a fish named Henry rollins... and its a girl. Hopes shes still alive. HA! I just said outloud "Henry you alive" and my boyfriend said from the other room "Stop talking to things that dont answer you" and i proceeded to picture henry flipping him off. Mm.

Mandee - Hah... sooo i still have your respect for now and you are all erecting a statue in my honor. The day is mine:Sage jumps on her closed window and flies away:

Kinkybugs - suspencful huh? good word! word of the day:Screams into the night:

Justhiddenthewildandcrazy - I love how i change your name everytime because i forget what i originally wrote. I ams o happy that you picked out that fact that Dean found out Colin... stupid dean did a smart thing. If i did have him currently bleeding on the floor i would have had someone pat him on his fucking stupid head.

Hollowgirl - Hope you are having fun in GA. Whats the little bloodsuckers name? Also jess is safe for now... and you said youd do (almost) anything... whiskey sour, my apartment, chilled, and milo ventimiglia covered in water.

Love - Aw you make me blush darling. you are also mega smart considering you guessed correct! Its a crazy murderous Marty. Weird thing is i like Marty... as a character i enjoy him and wished him luck with rory. Heard he may be around this season btw :). BUT i do feel he is too passive aggressive and has the potential to become CRAZY. Or i could just be crazy.

number1actress - Yeah i throw common sense to the wind. Im an illogical person but i find it makes some of ideas ultra creative. thinking outside the box is my job. Thank you though.

Michelle - Jess is alive for now so its safe to breathe agian. Funny and Creepy eh? My plan worked.

Nemo - tried to.

Lauren - Whats your kitties name? Even though im sort of scary bitch i like kitties. I have a fish name Henry Rollins and at my moms house i have two kitties named Brody and Agupe.

Whitney - Sarcasm will be the name of my first born if i ever spawn something. Happy you love it the story and Dean being fucking stupid as much as me.

jessroryfan24 - good move on colin and jess is still alive... very yay.

Ginny - Dead dean eh? pretty soon. Whoa you want everyone dead... i think ive met me match! I'm a hateful bitch... death is coming to most of them. rory and jess may not be as safe as they seem btw. the only reason why i agree to them having pretty babies is because that means they had crazy hardcore sex to make them haha.

Alaina - Mmm adam brody is nicccce to think about.

Tonje - Crazy person where? ohhh i get it. :)

end of the beginning - Jess is alive.. for now! Thakns for getting to this and i hope i keep your interest! very yay.

Megzzz - third killer Marty... ror and jess storyline is only going to to get better... as long as i keep them alive :)