Armageddon: Pirates of the Caribbean Style
Disclaimer: If I owned Pirates of the Caribbean, what you will shortly read (hopefully) will roughly resemble At World's End. As AWE will be nowhere close to this insane, I don't own PotC.
An Epic Quest... for Peanut Butter Coconut Vanilla Ice Cream with Caramel Sauce!
A/N: Okay, I finally decided to update this! My last update until AWE! It's so exciting, my heart is making little bounds of joy, which seem to bring me dangerously close to a heart attack... Anyways, hope you like this chapter of insanity!
Jack looked at everyone, feeling, for the first time in his life, like the only sane person for miles around.
Beckett sat down on a barrel in the middle of the deck, trying to get him breath back. There was a moment of silence. Even Fido was quiet.
Then Elizabeth burst into song again.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high;" she sang. Will happily joined in with,
"There's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby."
Davy Jones went back to playing on his organ along with the music, Fido mooed along as best she could, and Norrington harmonized, or at least, attempted to.
Jack buried his face in his hands in despair.
"Will!" Elizabeth cried suddenly. "I need peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce! I need it right now!"
"Yes, my love!" Will exclaimed, and dashed to the railing of the ship, as if expecting to see a cone of the requested peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce. Elizabeth ran over to him and clutched his arm.
"Will! We must embark on a quest to find it! I must have the ice cream! The earth's very existence depends upon it!"
"Set a course for the northwest!" Will cried.
"Why northwest?" Davy Jones asked.
"Everyone knows that peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce comes from a mysterious land in the northwest! Set course for the northwest!"
This was too much. Jack might be completely incompetent, but he was still captain.
"I'm captain of this ship!" he yelled. "And I decide where we're sailing! And that is not a mysterious land in the northwest with peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce!"
"But – but," Elizabeth cried, her eyes filling with tears. "I have to have my peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce!"
Suddenly, Barbossa appeared out of nowhere. Jack should have know that something like this was coming, but that didn't make the shock of seeing Barbossa in a white wedding dress any better.
Not only did Barbossa have a white wedding dress on, he also had a wide-brimmed hat, decorated, instead of flowers, with green apples.
He was holding an ice cream cone.
"Here's some peanut butter coconut vanilla ice cream, Elizabeth," he said, giving it to her.
Elizabeth took it happily, completely disregarding Barbossa bizarre appearance.
"But, there's no caramel sauce!" she cried in horror.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't get any," Barbossa apologized.
"I have to have the caramel sauce!" she yelled, and threw the ice cream overboard.
"Someone help me…" groaned Jack.
A/N: Please review! I'll give you imaginary rum and chocolate!