Whee! I feel so happy! I feel like a bagel!
Roy(He's here because Pit went to get some coffee): Bagels don't have feelings.
Don't insult me! I'm being a bagel right now! Uh…-tries to think of what a bagel does other than be eaten by someone- Never mind, I'm human again.
Roy: Hooray?
Yes, indeed.
Pit: -comes in drinking coffee- Ah, rejuvinated and refreshed!
Roy: Hello. You missed the Authoress being a bagel.
Pit: Oh?
It was the most wonderful experience. Anywho, this chapter is going to be based mostly on the crazy doings of some various crazy Smashers. Now, on to the story!
Chapter Eight
"You little monsters! Bring back my stuff!" Peach screamed hysterically as the gang that had terrorized her the day before dashed down the hall, away from her room. Ness was at the lead, carrying a delicate red and pink high-heel. The others were trampling after him, Yoshi holding a glove and Kirby grasping Peach's crown.
"Success!" Ness cried to the others as he ran, who cheered as well.
The group then collided into the teens, coming from lunch, as they had stayed at the table longer trying to comfort Samus .
"What's going on here?" Roy snarled, slightly angry that he had been interrupted while so importantly walking down the hall in the front.
"We've stolen some of Peach's belongings," Young Link announced.
"Oh?" Marth grinned. "She must be really mad now, right?"
"Of course," Popo piped up. "Didn't you hear her yelling?"
"Why do you annoy her so much?" Zelda questioned.
"Well, we don't always have to annoy her," Nana shrugged.
"Yeah, we can annoy you!" Young Link cried, and with that said, jumped up and grabbed Zelda's tiara and sped away. The gang turned and followed the little Kokiri boy, but only one failed.
Pit held Pichu by the tiny mouse's tail.
"Pichu pi! Pichu!" Pichu struggled in Pit's grasp.
"We'd like for Zelda and Peach's things back, please," Pit said.
"Pichu! Chu pichu!" Pichu spat, wriggling harder.
"That's okay," Roy smiled. "We can always put him in the closet if he doesn't agree with us."
Pichu's eyes widened at the declaration of his fear. "Pichu! Pichu pi!" he cried desperately.
"Okay," Roy had to pretend not to laugh. "But if you don't get the stuff back for us…" Roy made his voice dark and ominous, "…we'll get you tonight and in the closet you go!"
Pichu nodded vigorously and shot down the hall as soon as Pit had let it go. The teens laughed again.
"I FIXED IT!" came the voice of Crazy over the intercom so suddenly every teen jumped with fright. "AREN'T YOU ALL PROUD OF ME FOR FIXING YOUR ECHO MACHINE? I LOVE THIS! ANYWAY, I'M ANNOUNCING THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANNOUNCE…TEE HEE, THAT SOUNDS FUNNY!" The Smasher's rolled their eyes for the umpteenth time that day. "…THE SMASHERS WHO WILL BE CONTINUING TO THE NEXT ROUND!"
"Does he have to yell?" Link groaned, covering his ears. "We hear him just fine if he just talks normally."
"Crazy never talks normally," Marth reminded.
"Oh yeah."
"I'M ANNOUNCING BECAUSE MASTER IS CURRENTLY…UM…TIED UP AT THE MOMENT—" There was a snicker from Crazy and more thumping noises in the background.
"Why do I have the feeling that Master is literally tied to something?" Samus said uneasily.
"Crazy! What do you think you're doing! I bet all the Smashers are deaf now! And untie me at once! I'm supposed to make the announcment, you idiot!"
"Apparently so," Roy agreed with Samus.
"NOPE," Crazy bellowed into the intercom. "ANYWHO, THE WINNERS OF TODAY'S ROUND ARE YOUNG LINK, PEACH, KIRBY, GANONDORF, MEWTWO, MARTH, LUIGI, CAPTAIN FALCON, DR. MARIO, FALCO, LINK, ZELDA, ROY, SNAKE, AND PIT. WHEE! CONGRATULATIONS! I—OW!"
More thumps. A scream. The usual.
"Apologies, Smashers. Crazy has no idea how to use this. He is currently…er…unavailable, now, so please, carry on. The tournament continues tomorrow, remember. The list will be posted tomorrow as well."
"Happens every time," Pit shook his head. "It's getting old."
"Maybe Master should refrain from using the intercom," Zelda suggested.
"Maybe," Marth agreed.
At this Pichu came running up, the contents in his tiny arms.
"Thank you," Zelda said, feigning annoyance for drama. "I'll take Peach's things to her, if you will."
Nana appeared at the end of the hall. "Betrayer! Tonight, you'll get it!"
"Pichu pi!" Pichu clung to Pit all of a sudden.
"What do you mean he'd made a deal to not put you in the closet? Either way, we're gonna put you in it!" Purin appeared next to Nana.
Pichu looked hopefully up at Pit. The angel shook his head.
"Sorry, pal. The deal was for the items and not putting you in the closet only. I didn't make a deal on protecting you," Pit said sadly.
With a shriek Pichu tore down the hall away from the gang he had been with only minutes before, now charging after him angrily. The teens pressed themselves against the walls and let the gang of littluns pass by. They were given more surprises as a cardboard box started making its way down the hall towards them. Link, having learned of what the box meant, knew exactly what was going to happen. The others looked curiously at the Hylian as he sidled up to the box and kicked it lightly.
"What're you doing this time, Snake?" Link asked in a sweet voice.
Pit remembered the man who had sat next to him at breakfast and cocked his head in confusion…Snake? In a box? No reply came from the box that was now stationary.
"C'mon, Snake. Only you are obsessed with carboard boxes as a sense of security," Link said.
"No I'm not! I mean…I'm not Snake! I sound like Snake, but I'm not him!" a voice came from inside the box.
"What the hell are you doing, Snake?" Link muttered, ignoring the plea.
"I told you…uh, this is isn't Snake! This is…um…Falcon…yeah! I'm Captain Falcon!" the voice came again.
Link rolled his eyes and kicked the box to reveal a man crouched down, dressed in black and grey with a black bandana around his forehead.
"Funny," Roy spoke. "I don't remember Falcon dressing like this."
"You kids blew my cover," he stood up, dusting imaginary pieces of dust off him. He made himself look tall.
"What were you doing in that piece of crap, anyway?" Samus queried.
"It's not a piece of crap!" Snake replied haughtily. "It's my box. And if it's my box, it's something special."
"Okay, sheesh," Samus held her hands up as a sign of defense.
"Those little hooligans took my night thermal goggles. I'm going to get them back, and the only way they won't recognize me is if I'm in my cardboard box!"
"Kirby and Pikachu were there when you came out the first time," Link said, deadpanned. "They'll know it's you."
"Er…I must create a diversion! I need those goggles back, you know," Snake said.
"Why? You don't need them at night. The lights in the hall are always on," Pit said.
"You never know," Snake said, trying to make a heroic pose. "There may be a blackout."
If this had been an anime, the teens would have sweat-dropped. But this isn't, so all the teens could do was stare at the man.
"Well, I'm off to get the little devils," Snake said, crouching low and putting his box back on top of him. "Ta."
He shuffled away, leaving the teens to stare stupidly.
"Anyone else think that we should back away slowly like this never happened?" Roy said at last.
Meh. This chapter was kind of short. I changed the genre to Action/Adventure/Humor, because it, well, is! Snake will come back, don't worry! Link was the one who knew Snake was in the box because...well...you watched the preview, didn't you? I just sort of incorporated that into the story...it shall be explained in the next chapter.
tikitikirevenge
Eh…nice singing voice. :) Meta-Knight is coming, just wait and see!AHH! DON'T EAT THE PIE! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES! Uh...I don't think I should have told you that...
ptpeach
Yes, it is sad that Samus got beaten.
Samus: Hell yeah!
She will learn to accept it, unfortunately.
Samus: You mean I don't get to corner him in the hall in the middle of the night and whack him with a baseball bat?
Eh…no.
Evil Mastermind Lloyd
Thankee. I don't have much to say because…well…you didn't say much either. xD
saskueuchiha180
Samus: Like hell it sucks! And I thought being in Zero-Suit would do some good…
Ganny will fight again. After all, it will be put on the nice little list the day of Round Two of the tournament.