AN: i stayed late at work to do this. props to SAGE! i dedicate this to me.

Chapter XXIII Double Team Tristan

Tristan and Paris were having somewhat of a normal conversation until Tristan made some pig headed comment that got Paris angry. A very easy task at that.

Paris in frustration stormed down the stairs to the living room. Tristan followed, either because he felt bad or felt weird being alone.

They continued an argument containing really pointless information until Paris's eyes feel from Tristan's face and down to a blanket covered Dean.

It was so still.

She pulled back and the blanket and paled.

Tristan not noticing continued arguing and since she wasn't replying he thought he must have been winning.

Paris blocked on the blondes words and pushed her hand to Dean's cold neck. Cold. Still. She felt nothing. Dean was dead.

She jumped up out of no where and screamed as if she were a small girl who spied a spider in her shoe. She screamed like she were stuck in the ocean and Jaws was out of the loose once more. She screamed like Jamie Lee Curtis battling Mike Myers.

Tristan's eyes got wide and he tried to stabilize a crazy Paris.

Grabbing her by the arms he pulled her tightly toward him and screamed "WHAT?".

Paris stopped screaming and grabbed him right back and said delicately "Dean is dead. Marty said he was fine and he is dead. I just touched a dead kid. I don't think I could handle being a doctor. It just wouldn't work out well."

Tristan obviously ignoring Paris long tirade just asked "Marty said he was fine?"

"Yes!"

"You think he did something?"

"Probably I don't trust him. I don't like him. And I really cant believe I just touched a dead kid." Paris said sort of freaking out again.

"C'mon we need to go converse with Jess and Rory" Tristan said grabbing Paris's forearm and pulling her to the stairs. As he was walking he saw Marty coming out of the kitchen.

Quick thinking.

He spun around unceremoniously and proceeded to do something neither Paris nor Marty expected to happen.

He kissed Paris Geller.

It was surprisingly hot considering the circumstances.

Tristan breaks away and pretends to see Marty for the first time.

"Umm I'm going to take my girl somewhere more private because I usually don't like an audience" Tristan said acting well.

"Um.. yeah.. um sure?" Marty answered still a little confused.

Paris just stood there dumbly. Tristan had done something unknown to the world. He had silenced Paris Geller.

Tristan with a bat in one hand and the other around the small of Paris's back turned them toward the stairs. They walked calmly and quietly.

Marty composed himself and walked back into the kitchen. He opened Rory's bedroom door and beckoned Brad into the kitchen.

"Thought you were getting Tristan so we could double team him" Brad said sounding upset.

"You should really think before you speak. You sound wicked gay." Marty said

"Well what happened?"

"Don't worry about it. They are upstairs all together now."

"Isn't that not safe for us?" Brad said confused

"They are trapped. They aren't sure of the facts and it's for damn sure they aren't leaving this house alive." Marty ended.

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Jess is not shirtless and his pants are undone. Rory's shirt is also somewhere unknown but her positioning is the most interesting.

She was straddling Jess's legs kissing done his chest.

She approaches the top of his pants and pulls down the anticipating zipper. Jess's eyes are wide open watching her. This is something he is filing in his brain as amazing. Every now and then she will look up and he will see her glistening blue eyes lock on his. She begins to slowly pull at his pants and he obliges to help her.

They reach his knees and she abandons them and moves back up to his waist. She slides skillfully on her stomach up his body and kisses him as her hands reach into his tight boxers.

He feels her grasp him and he thinks he may already cum everywhere.

He swallows hard.

She backs away and looks at his eyes. Then she smiles and he thinks she still looks so cute. This girl is appearing so innocent and sexy at the same time. She kissing and licking her way down his chest again. Her hand is moving slightly but her head is getting closer and closer.

Closer.

Suddenly the door flies opens and Tristan is holding a bat and an oddly quiet Paris.

Rory out of fright launches herself over the side of the bed. Jess not really very amused stares at Tristan and sees his serious face. This is a pleasant greeting. Something serious is going on.

There is a few seconds of quiet until Paris lets it all loose.

"You kissed me?"

Tristan turns toward her and he doesn't know if she is happy, or sad, or mad. All he knows is she is a very interesting complicated girl.

"You kissed me! I touched a dead kid who probably can't tie his own shoes. I think I just saw Jess's dick! Rory has no shirt on. Jess has no shirt on! You kissed me and Marty is going to kill us all!"

Paris finally stops and takes a deep breathe.

Rory's head pocks out from behind the bed. "What?"

"Marty said Dean was fine and he's not. He is dead" Paris said suddenly over everything.

Tristan is smiling because he can't get over the fact that she was just freaking out and now she seems eerily calm.

"No" Rory said starting to stand up forgetting she is just standing there in a VERY thin bra.

"Yes" Paris said smartly.

"Maybe" Tristan spoke up. Suddenly Rory sees Tristan and remembers she is a little naked but before she can dive behind the bed again a clothed Jess is putting her shirt back on.

"Thank you" Rory says completely thrown off at his gesture.

"Your welcome" He blushes a little and it makes nearly want to throw him back on the bed and ignore Tristan and Paris standing there. But she cant apparently there is a killer downstairs and his name is Marty.

"Okay are you sure Marty did it?" Jess asks looking at Tristan and Paris.

"He was walking? During the curfew and a killer on the loose he went walking by Rory's house and 'heard screaming' or whatever and decided 'hey I'm stupid enough to walk in there'. Asshole." Paris said unconsciously grabbing the bat from Tristan and waving it around with passion.

"We shouldn't stay up here." Rory speaks up starting to believe Paris.

"Why that guy is downstairs and he might be dangerous Rory" Jess said more worrying about her than anyone else.

"Up here he knows where we are. We are trapped. Sitting ducks." Rory's brains are coming back now that her hormones aren't at the wheel.

"Then let's change it up." Tristan said smirking.

"How?" Paris said handing the bat back to him.

"It's four against one" Jess said trying to match their intellects. "Tristan has some height on him. I'm pretty sure I'm stronger. And we have Paris."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Paris said standing strong staring him down.

"You're terrifying" Jess said not backing down.

Paris just stood there. She didn't yell or fight. She just turned and looked at them all. She grabbed the bat back from Tristan even though he tried to still hold it and said

"Well then I get the bat.".

They leave the room together after a few minutes of planning and weapon searching. Paris had the bat. Tristan had found a used glass plate under Rory's mother bed and proceeded to smash it. He took the biggest piece and put it in his pocket. They he joined Jess who was trying to take the legs off an end table. Rory searched her mother's closet and found the belt.

It was studded, and covered in chains. She took and wrapped it around her hand.

If Marty was responsible he was going to pay.

They walk together slowly down the hallway and approach the stairs. Jess without asking or debating cuts everyone off and begins a slow procession down the stairs. Everything is so still.

Like Deans dead body.

Quiet has been cast in the house until they get to the middle of the stairs and Marty's body limps into their view.

His hand is clenching his stomach which is covered in red.

He looked up at them with bloodshot teary eyes and says one pain filled word. "Help".

Rory starts to go down the stairs and pulls with her an unwilling Jess.

Marty opens his eyes again and makes eye contact with her. "Help me." His eyes flicker from her face to her hand with his enclosed with Jess's.

No one sees it.

He coughs and a thin red mist stains his teeth and mouth.

"Help me… please" He sounds so pained and scared.

Marty deserves an academy award.

AN: Tell me you love me. Or tell me you hate me! I will take both equally…. Except if you love me I will probably try to kiss you.

This story is coming to an end very soon. One or two chapters left. That means ALL BETS ARE OFF. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

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Mandee – lane and dave are dead dear. Thanks so much!

Sinful delight – yeah I knew they'd be out of characters but I want to keep it interesting. English is my first language but I do what I call: Improve Write. I rarely proof read anything and no one read it for me. I'd like to get a beta in the future maybe but my life is very busy… when I write I just want to post it and get it over with. How often are you online? You in high school? I'm only asking because I usually write at work and that's during the day all week.

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Love – Yeah I want brad to come off a little gay but he might not necessarily be gay. I just want him to seem small. Tristan is starting to be more and more fun to write. What do you think of him now?

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Lexylovinmilo – I think I may start disappointing soon but I hope not. I'm focusing my smut in my other story but I wont separate our little couple in this one.

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