Disclaimer: It's so obvious even a caveman could see it, I don't own Naruto. Or the Geico ad campaign. Yep that pretty much sums it up...

Chapter Twelve

Notes passed between Kakashi and Kurenai at a joint school meeting

Dear Kakashi,

Well? Are you going a long with this plan? Or are you going to do the sensible thing and tell Hokage-sama?

-Kurenai

Dearest Kurenai,

You may do what ever you want but I my dear, am no snitch. I'm going.

-Kakashi

Dear Kakashi,

I figured as much. I'll go pack, Hinata is my student after all.

-Kurenai

Dear Kurenai,

Is that the only reason your going? Are you sure it isn't because you can't stand to be away from me?

-Kakashi

You know what Kakashi,

Stuff it.

-Kurenai

Dear Kurenai,

Testy, testy. Alright I'll pack as well.

-Kakashi

Dear Kakashi,

What can we use as an excuse though?

-Kurenai

Dear Kurenai,

Since when do such almighty ninja as we need excuses?

-You know who

Dear Idiot,

I'm serious, when two jonin and seven genin go missing on the same day it's hardly inconspicuous. We need an excuse.

-Kurenai

Dear Scornful woman,

Your sick and bed ridden, get Anko to cover for you (she won't tell any one right?), and I'm taking the youngsters on a field trip. That sounds good, right?

-Kakashi

Dear Moron,

That will never work. Unless...I could get Anko to pretend to be the one taking care of me... Alright I'm leaving to talk to Anko (she skipped the meeting), she'll think of something that Hokage-sama will beleive, go inform the genin on what to say to their parents, we leave while the midnight guards are changing shifts.

-Kurenai

Dear Insulter,

Fine, see you later.

-Kakash

P.S.-I find your salutations very insulting, but sooner or later you'll run out of things to call me.

Dear Illiterate,

Insulter isn't a word. Now just...leave, just go.

-Kurenai

P.S. I won't run out of insults, you'll see.

Note attached to Kurenai's door in Anko's hand writing

DO NOT ENTER!

This house has been quarantined due to an out break of L.T.S.P. (Life Threatening Shinobi Plague). If you don't want to be contaminated then don't ask any questions and
DON'T COME IN.

And so ends the long awaited up date by moi. I thought it needed a little KakaxKure. Please reveiw, and yes the L.T.S.P. will be seen again.

-Fumei