HOLY GUACAMOLE WITH TORTILLA CHIPS!
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I can't say anything because I'm doing cartwheels and screaming with joy at the moment…
I'm starting to have my doubts about Pit being a teenager because he looks like Young Link's age in the preview, when I noticed Link was much taller than him when they all stood together…it was kind of weird. Maybe Pit was just standing farther back, so he looked shorter? I don't know. I WANT PIT TO BE A HOT TEEN NOT A LITTLE KID! WAAH! Okay, sorry.
I don't own Hella Good. That's No Doubt's.
Chapter Fourteen
Yoshi finally turned off the A/V after his hoard of friends each said good bye twenty times. He was still chuckling at his friends' craziness, and stepped out of his cell. He stopped at what he saw: Zelda laying motionless on the ground.
"Zelda?" Yoshi asked worriedly. She didn't budge.
Yoshi felt a hollow feeling inside him and was instantly running out the room and down the hall, looking for help. The room next door was the training arena, so once he got inside, he saw Pit, Marth, and Roy chatting amiably as they watched Samus and Peach duke it out.
"Someone help!" the green dinosaur cried. "Zelda's unconscious in the Communication Room. Apparently she collapsed after talking with a friend."
There was an instantaneous scattering as the three swordsmen left the room to go next door.
"I wonder where Link is?" Roy chanced to say as they all rushed over to the Communication Room.
Pit reached the Hylian Princess first, staring in shock. He shook her lightly and she opened her eyes.
"P-pit?" she gasped, sitting up.
"What happened?" everyone queried in unison.
"I-I…fainted…from being tired…" Zelda lied.
"Really?" Marth asked. "What'd you do today?"
"Want me to get Link?" offered Roy.
"No," Zelda stood quickly, a sudden fire burning in her crystallic eyes. "No." She walked briskly out of the room.
The others stared, dumbfounded, after her.
"What's her problem?" Pit muttered.
"Attention, Smashers," Master Hand said over the intercom, "The tournament will begin in half an hour. Will Pit and Falco please report to the Arena 1 Portal, and Marth and Kirby to the Arena 2 Portal. Thank you—"
Silence.
"I got it this time!" came the hysterical voice of none other than Crazy. "Master thinks he's sooo sneaky, using it when I'm not around, but I guess he doesn't realize that I can hear it when it's on, duh! Okay, Smashers, let me sing something for you…"
"Everyone cover your ears!" Roy shouted.
"THE WAVES KEEP ON CRASHING ON ME FOR SOME REASON!" Crazy sang, his voice booming into the mike. "BUT YOUR LOVE KEEPS ON COMING LIKE A THUNDERBOLT!"
"Spare us!" Marth cried.
"That's it," Pit snarled. He shot off, flying through the halls with great speed. He made his way up to the office and bust open the door, revealing Crazy screaming into the mike.
"YOU GOT ME FEELIN' HELLA GOOD, SO LET'S JUST KEEP ON DANCING!" Crazy was shouting at the moment.
"Crazy," Pit held his sword ready. "Away from the mike, please."
Crazy turned in shock at the angel.
"Oh. Have you come to sing, too?"
"Erm…if you're willing to share, then yes," Pit lied.
Crazy thought for a moment. "Well…NO!"
The hand laughed maniacally and continued to sing.
"Stop!" Pit ordered, holding a sword at Crazy's thumb. (Ooh, threatening.)
"Okay, okay, man, calm down," Crazy muttered, backing away. Suddenly, he was on top of Pit, squishing him flat. "Hee hee! HUG!"
Pit found himself fighting for air. His entire body was pinned underneath the giant disembodied hand, who was still laughing like he had just raised the dead.
"Okay, Crazy," Master came out of the closet, shaking the last of the ropes off of him. "Why don't you go tend your flower garden?"
"Flowers!" Crazy cried, then flew out the French windows and leapt over the balcony. "I hope they bloomed over that five-year period when I didn't water them!" He disappeared over the balustrade.
Master helped Pit up. "Apologies on my brother. I'm proud that you attempted to stop him. That's something no one had ever done"
"Oh…yes…" Pit replied.
"Are you sure you can fight?" Master said. "You can fight Falco tomorrow as a make-up fight…"
"I can fight," said Pit.
"Then you best be going now," Master urged, and Pit flew to the Observation Room where he could go through the portals.
When Pit emerged out of the portal, he was on a great starship, and saw Falco waiting patiently on the dorsal wing of the ship.
"GO!" the computerized voice went again, and Falco didn't hesitate to start shooting Pit with his blaster.
Pit returned the blasts with arrows of his own, but each time his arrows drew near, Falco would summon his blue reflector shield, and the arrows came hurtling back towards the angel. Pit was used to being fired at with arrows and simply side-stepped and caught the arrows that flew perpendicular to him by their ends.
Falco watched with amusement. Pit flew into the air, drawing his swords. He then spun them quickly and dropped down. He nipped only one side of the strangely quick Falco, who returned the cut with a severe kick to Pit's side. So, the moves were similar to Fox's.
Pit remembered Marth had said Falco was slow, so he rushed in on the humanoid and began delivering small, quick, slashes at the bird. Falco cried in surprise. Pit knew he couldn't deal a hard blow, only hoping that his small incisions would total up to making the bird weary. But they didn't.
Falco finally threw a straight punch at the face of the angel, and Pit went flying back. He landed soundly on his back, pain shooting through his spine. He saw Falco begin to glow, and knew the move from Fox. Acting quickly, he jumped up, and before Falco could yell his famous, "Fire!", Pit had dealt Falco with a long, hard, slice on the shoulder. Falco cried out in pain, then did a backsweep, knocking Pit off his feet. But Pit didn't fall. He used his wings to lift him up, and began to shoot arrows at the humanoid.
Falco reflected some arrows, getting struck by two. Then, in one swift movement, Falco was in the air, and twisted to kick Pit in the neck. The angel fell to the ship, making a dull metal thud. Falco jumped higher than Fox. A lot higher. The bird came back down, and didn't hesitate to kick and punch Pit relentlessly. Pit grabbed his sword and cut the ankle of Falco, giving him enough time to get back up into the air, this time making sure to fly out of Falco's reach.
Pit knew he couldn't stay in the air too long. He could stay for a few seconds; it was rules that also applied to Kirby, Mewtwo, Peach, Ness, Zelda, and Purin. None of them could stay in the air for longer than ten seconds, or else they would have an unfair advantage. Remembering the move he had used before, Pit threw his right sword. Falco reflected it, sending it back like a boomerang. Pit dodged it easily, and just as Falco lowered his shield, Pit collided the butt of his sword with Falco's head.
The bird fell, dazed. Pit began to cut and slice at the bird as it helplessly took the blows.
Falco quickly did a somersault backwards, then, in a flash of blue light, was gone for a split second. A hard smack hit Pit in the stomach, and the angel keeled over at the sudden pain. Falco was suddenly behind him, and began shooting with his blaster.
Pit received the shots helplessly, his percentage soaring up. Gritting his teeth, Pit pulled himself into the sky, the blaster still hitting him painfully. He held his only sword in his left hand. He had seen his right sword go careening off the side of the the great ship. He dodged helplessly as Falco continued to shoot, knowing he would be defeated, when a huge explosion came from right behind Falco. The bird stopped abruptly, and Pit saw a smaller starship shooting at both of them. An obstacle in the arena. Joy.
Pit dodged the first couple of shots coming towards him, and took his chance when Falco was hit. Pit flew in, cutting the bird. Falco used his agility to pass Pit, and Pit prepared for a rain of blows when something glinting in the sunlight caught his eye. He chanced a quick look and instantly knew what it was: his right-hand sword, resting on the wing of the small ship, ready to teeter off the edge.
I am so damn lucky, he thought.
Pit tore from the giant ship towards the smaller one, flying fast and strong towards it. He just needed to summon his bow—something hot burned his wing. Pit glanced around quickly to see Falco shooting him again. He resisted the urge to cry in pain as he grabbed the hilt of his bright blade. A malicious grin found its way onto his face, and Pit brought his Sacred Bow of Palutena back. Falco stared dumbly.
Pit fitted an arrow into the bow, and in one fluid movement, the golden rings on his arms slid off his arm and onto the bow as he aimed at Falco. The bird continued to stare. Pit released the arrow.
The arrow pierced through the sky, making it's way towards Falco. The bird brought up its reflector, but the arrow cut through it, enveloping the bird in three golden, glowing rings. They broke into millions of shards, and stuck to the bird like glue. Falco panicked, hastening to get the strange shards off him. In a split second, the shards exploded, sending a confused Falco flying off the ship. There was flash.
Pit came out of the portal, the grin still on his face.
"Incredible," Link ran up. "That move. We never saw you do it before? What was that?"
"My special move…" Pit said, still smiling.
"Amazing," Falco commented, as he stepped out of the portal next to him, looking relieved because he was all in one piece.
Pit said, "Thanks. You're a good fighter, too."
Falco nodded his beak at the angel and left the room with Fox to tell of his battle to the others back home. Pit noticed every teen was present in the room but Zelda.
"She went up to her room," Link sighed. "She wouldn't talk to me. I don't know what's wrong."
"I'll go talk to her," Samus offered, but Link shook his head.
"It's probably about us leaving later, when the tournaments over…" he sighed.
Pit could tell Link was lying.
Zelda looked around her. It was just after dinner. The winners of the day's battles had been announced and each Smasher was relaxing. She teleported herself to the Communication Room. Seating herself, she adjusted everything so that the conversation would be private.
"Malon, Owner of Lon Lon Ranch and Tamer of Horses, Hyrule, Lon Lon Ranch," Zelda spoke to the computer. She hoped there was a magical presence near Malon so she could give her a piece of her mind. Luckily, Impa was still there from earlier.
"Back again, Princess?" Impa smiled.
"I've come again for Malon," Zelda said simply.
Impa nodded and stepped back to let Maon come forth.
"What is you desire, Princess?" Malon curtsied slightly.
"You know," Zelda started, "that I'm a Princess. And you know that I am going to be very busy when I return. And you know that I cannot marry Link because he is of lower status."
"I do not understand what you are trying to say, your Majesty," Malon said politely.
"What I'm saying," Zelda fumed, "is that you do not talk to me the same way you do to Link."
"He is not of the Royal Family, your highness."
"But can not I be treated as a friend as well?" Zelda snapped. "I am not a princess here. Here there are no servants to wait on me."
Malon was silent at Zelda's outburst. She grew slightly colder. "Why did you call, Zelda?"
"I'm going to be straight and forward with you," said Zelda. "I want you to stay away from Link."
Malon looked aghast. Then she realized what Zelda meant. "Your majesty, I would never dream of being romantically interested in Link! He is just a friend, a spiritual brother…never a lover!"
"You lie, farmgirl," Zelda stung.
A sudden ice glazed over Malon's eyes. "I shall keep calling you your Highness because I respect you. And I am honorable. You know I would never do this. Why blame me when part of this can be brought upon Link?"
With that, Malon made Impa cease her magic and the screen went black. Zelda stared at it for a while.
Link? Blame Link? But Malon was the one who was playing with him…then again, he went along. He was supposed to love me. Even though he's of a lower status, he's not supposed to love Malon…and he promised me…last night…he promised me…
Zelda turned everything off, kicking her chair over. In her fury, she used her magic to make the screen explode iinto thousands of glassy shards. She breathed heavily, laden with anger. She stormed out of the room, her face red.
Pit was in the hall, just having walked out of the dining room, being a slower eater than the rest. He saw Zelda stomping her way towards the staircase.
"Zelda!" he cried happily. When Zelda turned, he stopped in his tracks, noticing the flames dancing with hatred in her eyes. "How are you? I mean, you were quiet all dinner, and—"
"Don't mind me," Zelda said, ice in her voice, "I've just had a hard day. Leave me alone."
"Well, at least—"
"How can you not understand 'Leave me alone'? Are you not educated?" Zelda hissed.
Pit never knew where the boundaries of speaking were when talking to a princess, even if he had been around a goddess all the time. He thought princesses were different. "Is this how you, a noble court lady, Princess of Hyrule and Heiress to the Throne, Keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom, treat your friends? I'm surprised Link loves you!"
Zelda stopped in her tracks as well. She turned around.
"Don't talk to me that way!" she flew down the stairs, a living storm. "And don't talk about Link! I hate him!"
Zelda then realized what she said. Her face turned pale.
"Zelda?" Pit said slowly.
"Go away!" she shrieked, running up the stairs with incredible speed.
Pit bit his lip, then flapped his wings, soaring up and cutting Zelda off on the fifth floor.
"What do you mean, you hate him?" he asked, hovering in front of her.
"Leave me alone!" she shoved him out of the way. She ran to her room, slamming the door. Sobs were heard only seconds later. Pit still hovered in the air, shocked.
What the hell is going on?
Ta-da! Okay, quick note about Pit's attack: I MADE IT UP! I WAS BORED! In time, when the game comes out, I'll see what it does, and I'll change it! Okay? Okay!
Okay, it's really hard to credit reviews for two chapters, because I lost track. Stupid of me, huh? Oh well.
Forestwater
Yes, Pit does look rediculously prim and prissy in his little toga…
Hehe…I guess Young Link knows he's in a tunic, but he doesn't know what Pit is dressed in, so he thinks Pit's in a dress. (Plus, Young Link is a tad bit too forward)
Young Link: I am not!
PirateGoddess27o.O
I've never been bowed to before. xD
Well, I'm glad you like reviewing so much. Hehe…
Hylian dragoness
Yes! I glad you like Pit. Whee! I love Pit! –drools- He makes me horny…I mean, you didn't here that!
HylianHero128
Woot! I've been fave'd! Yes! –does victory dance-
Glad you like. I feel so special now.
SlordrevanHmm…I didn't know that. That's cool. DARTH MAUL! He's emo. xD Yeah. Okay, I'll put that in the next chapter when Pitty-Pit fights!
Pit: Argh…stupid nicknames…
0:)
Nintendo Nut1
Heehee…
I don't know what my thoughts on Yaoi are exactly…I don't hate it but I don't like it; I don't support it but I don't dispise it…hmm…
And I absolutely have no idea where I stand. Hehe…
ptpeach
Well, Peach doesn't look like Zelda, but Saria doesn't know what Peach looks like, so she wouldn't know if Peach and Zelda looked alike. :)
LoL...I didn't realize you meant you felt sorry for her for being chased. My bad!
Yoshizilla
You've still got that crazy, wild bunch, I see. Well, then again, why wouldn't you? x) And Pit, what are you doing, doing the 'Your Welcome' role? I wrote this story, so only I can say, "Your Welcome!"!
Pit: Okay, sorry...
sasukeuchiha180
This fight was simple and small. But don't worry, a big bitchy cat-fight is to come! Woot! Hmm. I say don't worry a lot. Maybe it's because I mean it.
Wd00d137
Suicide? Oh dear. And yes, two updates in one day! I'm gonna try it again! Even though it's a pain in the ass to do all these credit reviews, but I must! I can't stop now!
foxdude33
Sorry, never heard of Disturbed. But just because I didn't doesn't me I can't go Google 'em. ;) I love Google...-sighs dreamily-
Miss Lia
It's okay that you talk a lot. I do it all the time. xD
I've never played a Mario game in my life. (Sad, isn't it?) Only Mario Party, but that doesn't count. So sorry if I screwed up the Koopa thing. x)
Calder
Let's just say they have magic for the sake of your...uh...face... :)
tikitikirevenge
I think I already sent you a review reply, but that was long ago, so I don't remember, so I'm gonna repeat myself (if I DID send you RR, that is...)
Dr. Hoshi and Peppy (not the one from Star Fox, might I add) showed up due to request of Yoshizilla. If you don't understand, that's alright. I'm just trying to please everybody(which may be a bad thing xD).
Pukurin is Wigglytuff. Pupurin is Igglybuff.
Evil Mastermind Lloyd
Glad you like. Stay tuned! Wait, that's for TV. But you can watch TV on your computer, so technically, there's nothing wrong in saying that. So you got a problem with that, huh? -notices you aren't arguing- Oh. Hehe...