Suicha greeted the two new ninja who were going to be in their own commercial.

"Ok, the rules are simple you two! You guys are going to advertise for something of yours that you want to be sold, and say it like you are confident, with persuasion, something that will make people say, 'wow, I so want to go out and buy that'."

"Our… own commercial?" Neji asked, his eyes began to squint.

"Yes, Neji, your own commercial." Suicha replied as if he were stupid.

"Yes! Just watch me, Gai sensei! I will show you the power of youth like you have never seen it before! I will become not only a worthy ninja, but also a worthy commercial speaker! I will say the words so clear that everyone will love it and have to buy it!" Lee said to himself, leaving Neji and Suicha speechless.

"Well… the green kid can advertise for his green suit, and you my friend, you can advertise your… well… those things dangling down from your head." Suicha told them.

"Yes! I will defeat you with this one, Neji, for I already had my words thought before ever coming here of what I was going to say on this very day!" Lee smiled.

"Hmph. It is futile… you will win. I find it quite embarrassing." Neji said softly.

"Rock Lee, you are now on… and… action!" Suicha yelled.

"Hello, my name is Rock Lee. I am a ninja from Konoha village. I can move very swiftly, and have the best sensei in the universe, Mite Gai! (I hope you are watching, Gai sensei). How can I beat so many ninja and move that speedily you ask? Easy! With this spandex suit I can do almost anything! I can become more flexible, I can run pretty fast, I can give much more powerful punches! The good part of buying this suit at your nearest Wal-Mart, or Target, or where clothes are sold… YOU GET WEIGHTS TO GO WITH IT! WOW!" Lee rambled on and on, and then shouted towards the end.

"Perfect! And… cut! That was awfully terrible, Lee, but quite persuasive!" Suicha said.

Neji sighed, for he did not want to be there. He eyed Suicha evilly, and then walked over to position, trying to think of what he was going to advertise for, and afraid he was going to screw up big time.

"And… action!" Suicha cried out with laughter. Neji frowned, and then began his speech.

"I am Neji Hyuuga from the Village hidden amongst the leaves. I was last year's top rookie, and I am from the… Hyuuga branch and stuff. Life is futile, and your destiny can never change…"

Suicha stared at the cameraman with a frown and whispered, "Have any idea what he is trying to advertise for?"

"No, sorry Suicha, I just film. But maybe destiny, perhaps?" The guy said, and then continued filming.

"If you want to be an awesome ninja like… me, Neji Hyuuga, then I strongly suggest you pass the ninja academy and get a head band. If you want to be smart, then go to the ninja academy, where they do not feed you, but you get to sit there and be lectured on how to do things properly. Iruka Umino is an ok instructor, and I would never have became a ninja if it was not for him, so go to the ninja academy and be wise and then you can be a ninja like me, Neji Hyuuga. Thanks, and I will see you viewers around sometime maybe. Bye." Neji finished, and then walked off.

There was a pause of silence for the longest time, and then everyone stared at Neji. "And… cut." Suicha said, and then rolled her eyes and put a firm hand on the boy's shoulder.

"Neji, you had no change of tone in your voice, and I do not really have a clue of what you were trying to advertise for, but I really do not think the viewers will vote for you, sorry. I think Lee won this competition.: Suicha said. Neji grabbed her hand and shoved it aside. "Nobody touches me… just leave me alone." Neji growled, and then walked around the studio.

"Neji, that was an excellent advertisement! Gai sensei will be so proud!" Lee said.

"Ok, now I am confused. How do they finally determine the winner?" Neji asked.

"Suicha is going to put both of our advertisements on the television and after everyone sees it, she is going to have people mail her their votes, and then we can determine the official winner of the competition! I find it an awesome experience!" Lee smiled.

Neji frowned, and then stared at the background graphics, waiting for the results…

and ok, that is it for chapter two, in order to declare the winner this one is fun because the readers get to vote! the person with the most votes will win so plz comment with your honest opinion! Next time is Sasuke's and an unsuspected visitor lol hope you enjoyed