Disclaimer: I tried to buy Fullmetal Alchemist on ebay…
Weird Dream
Al woke up. That was a really weird dream he'd had.
He softly smiled and ran his fingers over Roy's chest, then kissed him to wake him up.
"Mmmmm…" Roy liked waking up to this. He began to kiss Al back. Eventually they broke the kiss. "Are you feeling ok?" Roy asked.
"Yes, of course. Why?"
"Well… Hughes…"
"You mean it wasn't a dream!"
Roy smirked. "It was too strange to have been a dream. No, that was Hughes alright"
Al nodded slowly. "I suppose so…"
Roy looked seriously at his lover. "You're sure you're ok? You don't feel any different?"
Al nodded decisively. "I'm fine"
Roy smirked, a predatory look appearing in his eyes. "Well in that case…"
Roy and Al lay together in the aftermath of sex. Roy twirled his fingers in Al's hair.
"You're an ertomaniac, you know that?" complained Al.
Roy laughed. "Want another round?" he suggested.
"No way! You're late for work as it is!"
"Work!" Roy jumped out of bed and started running around like a headless chicken. "Why didn't you tell me!" he squawked.
Al looked on in amusement. "I tried" He climbed out of bed and hit Roy over the head to calm him down. "You wouldn't listen"
Al handed Roy his uniform. This scenario had become fairly routine for them.
"Don't forget to brush your teeth!" Al called after Roy as he hopped towards the door, trying to pull his boots on as he went. Roy turned around and hopped back toward the bathroom. Finally getting his boots on, he grabbed the toothbrush Al handed him and shoved it in his mouth. As he brushed his teeth with one hand, he did his best to shave with the other.
Al sprayed him with deodorant to cover any sex smell – he didn't have enough time for a shower – then he rushed out the door and off to work. He came back two minutes later to pull his miniskirt on.
Riza aimed her gun at Roy's head. "You're late" she said in a calm voice that threatened death. "Again"
Being pregnant had made Riza extremely grumpy, and this morning it seemed she had chosen to take it out on Roy.
Roy tried his best to explain as he cowered behind his desk. "But Riza, last night –"
"I do not want to know what you did last night" Riza shuddered.
"No! I –"
Riza clicked off the safety…
"But Hughes –"
And fired. Roy yelled as his desk exploded in front of him. Thankfully, he was saved from further torment by Riza's morning sickness, which had not yet stopped her coming to work. The woman rushed toward the bathroom, and almost made it. Keyword: Almost. She instead threw up on Ed's boots. This made Ed grumpy. And of course, he decided to take it out on Roy.
Roy was in for a bad day…
Well that's the second chapter. Sorry it's so short. I'm gonna skip a few week in the story, next chapter will be set maybe six weeks later. Cause that's where the fun starts…