Another (kind of short.) chapter. I hope it's funny. If not, well I guess I'll try making the next chapter even funnier. This is kind of random. The way I like it! Remember, I don't own anything of JK Rowling and never had been JK Rowling. Here is the new long chapter. Don't die.

Harry keeps walking until he is in a playground.

Harry Ooh! A park! I want to go on the swings, Mommy! Sees no one is around him. Oh what the hell! Runs to the swings.

The swing goes back and forth.

Harry Ehh. This is boring. Gets off swing and runs to a slide.

Harry climbs up the slide and gets on the slide and goes down.

Harry WEE! OW! Spark. WEE! OW! Spark. Somehow falls off the swing and lands on a hard ground. Good thing the hero doesn't get hurt.

Harry runs to the monkey bars and falls down.

Harry WAH! MOMMY! Sees a black wolf. I must be hallucinating.

Wolf Oh no you're not! You completely see me. (Whisper) Dramatic Music. I want dramatic Music in my entrance!

Jaw music starts playing. Dah dun... Dah dun...Dah Dun Dah Dun Dah Dun!

Harry Oh my god! I'm so dead! Help me! Bus comes out of nowhere and Harry think it crushes the wolf. Hey! Thanks!

Man About what? For killing a wolf? Like that's true.

Harry No really! You did crush it! Who are you?

Stan Why I'm Stan Shupike! A guy in the Knight Bus! Come in!

Harry Okay...I guess.

Harry goes into the knight bus.

Harry Oh my god! A headless head!

Head Oh my god! Godzilla!

Harry Oh my god! Where!?

Head There! Points at Harry.

Stan Hey! Why are you acting like that!?

Head Sorry, Stan.

Stan YOU HAVE TO ACT MEANER! YOU'RE SUCH A FATSO, HARRY!

Harry Hey that was mean! Pretends to cry.

Head Next stop barfville!

Harry Oh my god! Two cars!

Stan Get thin! Get thin!

The Knight Bus starts getting thinner and is between the two cars.

Harry Hey I don't feel anything! Sweet!

Stan Shut up fatty!

Harry You're mean! Starts crying.

Stan starts reading a newspaper. Harry sees this madman in it.

Harry Hey! Who's he?

Stan Him!? His name is HellRocks Bother!

Harry No not him. That guy! Points at Madman.

Stan Oh! That's Sirius Black.

Harry Who's he?

Stan He's a person who killed 9 people with a single curse. He escaped from Azkaban and is out on the loose for revenge.

Harry Starts crying. That is so sweet.

Stan Yes. I know.

Harry starts crying until he smacks on a window.

Harry Ow! What the hell!?

Head Next stop! Leaky Caldron!

Harry Ooh! Is that a Caldron leaking with potions! I'm going there!

Stan Have it your way then.

Head I'm a barbie Girl! In a barbie World!

Harry Err. That was...random.

Head Hey! When were you here?

Harry Ten minutes ago.

Stan Bye Harry! Now I've gotta go to Prison in book 5.

Harry What?

Stan Oh nothing. Knight Bus goes away.

Guy Hello Harry!

Harry Erm. Hello.

Fudge I'm Cornilius Fudge.

Harry You're a fudge! Can I eat you?

Fudge NO!

Harry Who's the other guy?

Fudge Oh he's Tom.

Harry Oh my god! Tom Riddle AKA Voldemort is going to kill me!

Fudge He's not Tom Riddle!

Harry Oh lets just go inside.

In the Leaky Caldron.

Fudge Your room is Room 11. There's the phone to call for Room Service, there's your roomate Luke Skywalker, and that seems to be it.

Harry Get out of my room!

Luke You're so mean! Starts crying and runs away.

Harry What!? I want my own room!

Fudge Oh just go inside!

Harry, Tom, and Fudge is in his room.

Fudge Want anything? Want some poop?

Harry I think I'll give that to Ron

Fudge Want some beverage? Say pee?

Harry I'll keep that for Ron too.

Tom Present! Present!

Harry Ooh! That's cool!

Fudge You'll be staying for sometime. We brought your owl.

Harry Whoopedoo.

Fudge Bye!

Fudge and Tom leaves the room. Harry is all alone.

Harry Hey! A present. It's from Hagrid! Who's he? A hag? Opens the present. The Monster Book of Monster. Cool title! Though, I like Harry Potter Book 7 Deathly Hallows title a lot better.

Harry opens book which tries to bite him.

Harry Ahh! A book is trying to rape me! Room Service!

The Monster Book of Monster tries to bite him.

Harry Ahh! A raping beast! Help me! I know books were bad things to read!

Service Room Service. Wind blows on her. I'll come for you later.

Harry You know. For a raping beast you look cute. You shall be my Woogie,

Book tries to attack Harry and then hides under the bed.

Harry Wanna play Hide and Seek? Okay then, I'm it!

Monster Book of Monster Grr. Woof! Woof!

Harry Aw. How cute. Takes off his shoe. Here boy! Go for the shoe!

Monster Book of Monster tries getting the shoe until Harry stomps on it.

Harry Now your it, book!

Hahahahahaha!Cough This is what I call "sort of funny" eh? I think it was sort of funny. Bad or good please give me some reviews. I know this is quite short but I can try making chapter 3 longer and funnier. Thank you for reading this chapter.