Another chapter of the story. I hope you like it as much as you liked the other chapters. Begin to read this funny chapter. P.S. I suggest you don't drink any beverage when reading this.
After the fight with the "Monster Book of Monsters" Harry sees Scabber and this cat chasing him.
Harry I thought Garfield doesn't eat rats! Guess I was wrong.
Follows the cat who is chasing after Scabbar and sees Hermione and Ron arguing.
Ron Well you're a bull shit!
Hermione You're calling me bull shit!?
Ron That's exactly what I'm saying!
Hermione Well you're a brainless zombie so I wouldn't be talking!
Ron I'm trying to be honest with you but what if I am a brainless zombie!?
Awkward pause.
Hermione Well I can't seem to argue with that...
Harry Yes you can! Just say that he's more than a brainless zombie! Say he's a gay retard!
Hermione Hey! Good idea! You're much MUCH more than a brainless zombie! You're a gay retard! Wait a minute! Who told me that!?
Ron I did!
Harry What the hell!? No you didn't you bastard! I did!
Hermione Huh? Oh Harry, how good to see you!
Harry Oh shit. Now the geek and the retard is going to get me.
Ron Keep Garfield away from Scabber!
Garfield Huh? I never chased that rat. Better tell Jon this! Walks away.
Hermione Uh right. His name is CROOKSHANK!
Ron Well... Harry help me out with this!
Harry What am I!? The argue helper?
Ron If you want you can be the janiter.
Harry I think I'll stick to the argue helper job.
In the kitchen, Harry is drooling.
Harry Oh you look so hot, Ginny.
Ginny Why thank you, Harry. I never knew you were such a gentleman.
Ron Oh you look so sexy!
Hermione Oh why thank you, Ron.
Ron I was talking to Harry you cat killer owner.
Hermione That's why he's a gay retard...
Harry Uh huh. That's why I didn't want a sidekick.
Fred Hey! Give me the newspaper!
Ron Oh shit. My twin sisters are here.
Harry What!? They're boys!
Ron But they have long hair.
Harry Oh...well they talk like boys.
George Newsflash! We are boys! Now give me the newspapers!
Harry What? Why!?
Fred Because we want the bloody papers and to read them!
George And beside the fact dinner's over. Now shut up and give me the paper.
Fred and George takes the paper and walks away. Mrs. Weasley and Mr. Weasley comes in.
Mrs Weasley It's so...so...what happened to your voice!? It's so low.
Harry Hello! I went through puberty!
Ron Aw sick man!
Harry So did you!
Ron Oh my god! My life is a living hell!
Mr Weasley Hi Harry! I have something to tell you.
Harry Ask away!
Mr Weasley Privately.
Harry and Mr Weasley are behind a pole.
Mr Weasley Ever heard of skittles?
Harry Yes.
Mr Weasley Well I need some for my job.
Harry Why is that?
Mr Weasley ...oh fine! I want them because they're so good!
Harry That's all you wanted to tell me?
Mr Weasley Hell yeah!
Harry Weren't you supposed to tell me about Sirius Black?
Mr Weasley No. You're supposed to overhear that from me.
Harry Well some people that are reading this did not read the fricken book so it's based on the movie! The author of this read it though.
Mr Weasley You got me there. You see this mad man named Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and blah blah blah he killed 9 person with a single curse and now is looking for you to!
Harry I didn't quite get that.
Mr Weasley Just say your line!
Harry It's my line!? CUT!
Mr Weasley There is no cuts!
Harry Oh shit. well then I'll just say kill me?
Mr Weasley ...promise me you won't be looking for trouble.
Harry Pff! It's not like I'm going to this shopping place and overhearing people talking about Sirius saying he betrayed my parents and I'm going to look for him! Like that'll ever happen!
Woot! Thank you to my first reviewer for reviewing! Incase you haven't noticed I read all reviews so everyone of them will count. To my first reviewer I'm not taking your review as flames but instead I'm taking it as help so I'll put some thought to the chapters. Thank you for reading the chapter.