This funny chapter will make you laugh. Thanks for the reviews people gave to me. I hope you like this chapter as much as the other three chapters. P.S. Sorry for making the last two chapters so short.
In the station the trio is on the train.
Harry Say. Where's that rat of yours?
Ron My rat!? I have a rat!? Why didn't you tell me!?
Hermione You never knew you had a rat?
Ron I had a rat! I thought it was just a housepest we let alive.
Mrs Weasley Ron you bastard! You forgot Scabber! Don't lose him! Gives Ron the rat.
Harry Did you forget your pills today?
Ron I have pills!? Why didn't you tell me?
Hermione Well this is going to be a long day.
Harry Where should we sit?
Hermione I've been thinking to sit here. Points at a seat.
Ron Why there?
Hermione I don't know. Maybe because it says "TRIO SEAT" here!
Ron Oh right.
The trio sits on the seats.
Harry Who the hell is he? Points at a shabby man who is asleep.
Hermione His name is R.J. Lupin.
Ron She knows everything.
Hermione It's on his luggage. Uggghhh...
Ron Oh. Um ...er. I knew that...
Lupin Snore. ZZZ. Snore. I shall be a memberof the "Gay" Club.
Harry What!?
Hermione Shut up! He's asleep!
Harry Yeah. He's having a very gay dream.
Ron Do you know you have a gay lover Harry?
Harry I do?
Ron Yup! From now on I'll shall be known as your stupid sidekick and gaylover! Let's get married!
Harry EWW! I'd rather have Neville as my gaylover.
Hermione Why are you so immature.
Harry and Ron Why are you so serious!?
Hermione ...looks like I can't say anything here seriously.
Harry Hello this is a parody!
Hermione When is that dementor coming to suck out your soul!?
Harry What!?
Hermione Oh nothing.
Ron Oh she said something.
Harry No duh she said something. It's above the script!
Ron Script?
Harry Can't you read? It above there.
Ron Hello! I can't read. I have brain damage!
Harry Oh right.
The train stops moving. Everybody looks out the window why and suddenly is pushed back to there chairs.
Ron Holy shit. The window turned into ice. So did my pee you got for me, Harry.
Harry Oh my god. Something bad is coming. I feel cold.
Hermione What do you expect!? We're under global warming! We have to go to Mars!
Ron What!? It's only 1994.
Harry Oh my god! For the first time you're right!
Hermione Well the parody is 2007!
The door suddenly opens. A hand comes in.
Ron Pff. A hand. If there was a monster that can suck out your soul then that would be scary. A creature wearing an ugly cloak comes in. Mommy help me!
Harry Holy shit! A creature that I've never met before! Mommy help me!
Hermione You guys are wimps! Feels extremely cold. Mommy help me!
Harry Look who's talking.
Dementor Shut up! It's time for my dramatic entrance!
Harry It's not like you're going to suck out my soul or anything.
The dementor opens up a hole and a little bit Harry's soul starts coming out him. The dementor stops and does it again.
Ron Oh it's only going after Harry. I thought it was going to kill me.
Hermione Ron, you do know that he's sucking out your best friend's soul.
Harry starts screaming like hell.
Ron Ehh. Who cares.
Hermione He's sucking out your gay lover's soal out.
Awkward pause. Harry starts screaming.
Ron Holy shit! You're right! Someone help!
Lupin wakes up and casts a white shield from his wand. The dementor goes away.
Voice HARRY!
Hermione Harry! Harry!
Harry Huh. Who screamed? A girl screamed.
Ron Sorry.
Harry What the hell! That was you!?
Lupin Here. Have some chocolate.
Harry Mmm! A hershey bar! Eats the whole thing up.
Lupin Names Lupin.
Harry I don't really give a shit. What was that thing?
Lupin It was a dementor. A dementor of Wonkaland.
Harry Uh huh. Right.
Lupin Now if you excuse me I have to tell the conductor to keep the train moving.
Harry Yeah. You do that.
Pretty short. I'll try making chapters longer and funnier next time. I hope you liked this chapter a lot. Next chapter coming faster if I get reviews. Reviews makes me happy! No reviews makes me sad. Thank you for reading this chapter.