I've been getting some bad reviews for this story. One person said it could have been better. You see I'm not like the class clown at school. I'm just a geek so that's why I'm not that funny. I can try making this chapter funny though. Thanks for all the reviews that you gave to me. Well actually they were despising reviews but eh. At least I got reviews.
Kids are singing a song.
Kids Trouble! Trouble! Give me some skittles now! Frog croaks.
Dumbledore Thank you. I'd give you an (F-) if that was a singing test. Welcome back to another year at Hogwarts! As you can see the Dumbledore who acted in Chamber of Secrets and Sorcerer Stone is not here at the moment because he died so I will be taking his place.
Everybody Amen to Dumbledore who died. Amen.
Dumbledore Before you eat this meal I have something to say. I'll say it quickly. Dementors are surrounding the school to suck out the soul of this guy named Sirius Black. Blah blah blah. What the hell. They're surrounding the school in case he comes in. Stay away from them. That's all I have to say.
Malfoy Hey Harry! Did you faint!? Did you actually faint?
Ron Hell yeah he did!
Harry Ron!
Ron What? I being honest.
Harry Honesty is for gay lords!
Ron Maybe I am a gay lord!
Harry I can't seem to argue with that.
Dumbledore Oh wait! I didn't say my whole line! Harry, you will have to vs the dementors during the story.
Harry I do!? Eh. It's not like there will be an army of them. So how do you know that?
Dumbledore You have really gotta start reading the books now.
Harry I know how to read but I read blank books only.
Dumbledore Anyway. To the people who watched the movie "Casino Royale" may eat the chickens and beefs. The people who watched "Epic Movie" will eat all the vegetables.
Gryffindor and Ravenclaw AW MAN!
Slytherin and Hufflepuff Yippee!
At the Gryffindor Portrait.
Fat lady It's hard to believe! That I couldn't see. You were always-
Ron Oh shut up! You're dreadful! You made it to the Worst Singer of Fame!
Harry Well actually she's not that bad. Everybody stares at Harry. What!?
Seamus Fortuna Major!
Fat lady Shh! I'm singing! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Now I think you're dreadful! FORTUNA MAJOR!
Fat lady I'm trying to break the glass! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Smacks glass to a wall making it break. My voice is so sweet!
Harry Fortuna Major.
Fat lady Hmm. No applauses. Opens up the door.
Harry Thank you.
Ron She sucks! She can't sing!
Seamus She sings like the guy from American Idol who got famous for singing so bad!
Harry Who knows. She might be famous.
Seamus No one is as famous as Daniel Radcliffe.
Harry What the hell!? I thought I told people not to put my real name in the movie cast and all over the internets!
Ron You forgot magazines and books.
Harry WHAT THE HELL! They put my name everywhere!
Ron Well yeah. You are the only most famous teenager in the world.
Harry Aw shit. This is worse than being the 'Boy who lived."
Seamus Yeah. I heard you will be the Chosen one in Half Blood Prince.
Harry What do you mean Chosen one?
Ron You have gotta start reading the books.
Harry What the hell!? You don't even read the fricken books!
Ron Yeah but...Aw shit. I felt left out.
In the Boy's Dormitory.
Seamus screeches like a monkey. Oh you have gotta admit that was awesome!
Neville Mimics a giraffe's voice. Was that good?
Ron Nah. That was terrible. Roars like a lion. Now that's how to be awesome!
Harry I wonder what this candy does.
Seamus Oh don't eat that!
Harry Steam comes out of his ears. Ow that hurts! PILLOW FIGHT!
Not so funny. Quite short. I didn't know this chapter would be so short. Please give me reviews for next chapter to come out faster. Thank you for reading this chapter.