Another chapter is here. I hope you enjoy this chapter. I hope it's very funny to you. Well here it is. P.S. Hey, wanna know something? Go on the website to see when Order of the Phoenix is coming and when the book Deathly Hallows is coming out. It tells you the exact time.

In divination class.

Tralawney I want you all to take out a handful of dirt.

Harry Er why?

Tralawney Oh shut up and eat the dirt now!

Neville But I'm on a diet!

Tralawney Oh yeah like I care you fatty! Okay when you eat it use the force on the cup.

Ron How? I'm not a jedi! No one is!

Harry Uh oh. I have to tell Obi Wan this.

Tralawney Um. Pour water into your cup! That's it. Now use you mind to tell your future.

Harry I already know my future.I'm going to (maybe) die in book 7.

Hermione Proffesor! I think Harry found his future.

Ron When did you come here!?

Hermione I was always here.

Trelawney Well lets see his cup and oh my freaking hell! Harry this is bad!

Harry It's not like cursed or anything. Is it?

Trelawney You've got the grim!

Harry So?

Trelawney That's the sign of the omen!

Harry OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!

Dean The grim is the sign of an omen. The sign of the curse. Anywho who gets this in their cup shall be cursed.

Harry Oh my god! But I'm the hero! I'm supposed to be invincible!

Ron Chillax Harry. The hero usually gets at least one bad thing to them like cursed, poison, have the ability to be a werewolf. In this case you got an omen.

Harry That makes me so happy Ron. What's next? Lupin's a werewolf? Sirius is after this rat?

Hermione Pff. Like that'll ever happen. Oh wait it does.

Harry What the hell! You read the books!?

Hermione Yeah. I read them at least 500,000,000. That's too short. I'm no geek! Starts crying.

Ron Shh! No one is supposed to know that yet!

Hermione Oh right.

Trelawney Oh shut up!

Outside of Hagrid's hut.

Ron Hold on! How were you in two classes at the same time?

Hermione I wasn't! How can that happen?

Ron I dunno. You might have a time turner or something.

Harry Oh my fricken god. I got an omen.

Ron Oh shut up Harry. It's not bad.

Hermione Actually it kinda is.

Harry That makes me feel loads better.

Hermione Oh why thank you!

Harry I was being sarcastic.

Hermione Well then why did you say that it makes you feel better.

Harry This sucks more than that time I pranked Stewie Griffin.

Harry comes to Peter's house and rings his doorbell.

Peter Hello? Who are you?

Harry I'm Harry Potter! I wanna see Stewie.

Peter You bastard! Like he's ever coming out! He's so emo and he's coming out.

Harry Okay.

Stewie comes outside.

Stewie So what's up?

Harry Hey. I heard you won 525,600 dollars.

Stewie Oh my god really!?

Harry Yeah it's in my house. In the toilet.

In Harry's bathroom.

Stewie So where's the money?

Harry Right here! Pushes Stewie down into the toilet and flushes him down.

Stewie Ah! Brian help!

Back in the house.

Brian I know Stewie's in trouble I can just feel it!

Back to where we are are.

Hermione That doesn't really make sense at all.

Harry Well he did steal my girlfriend Cho.

Hagrid Welcome to our first lesson. I would like you to meet someone. Dan dan dan! Buckbeak the hippogriff!

Harry Hippocrite?

Hagrid Now who wants to be friends with him?

Harry Me!

Hermione Me!

Ron Me!

Malfoy Me!

Harry What the hell!?

Malfoy Got a problem if I like birds!?

Hagrid Harry! You greet him!

Harry Okay. So beaky. What's up? Whatcha do for daily. Hey I heard that Sirius is going to keep you. So wanna be friends?

Hagrid You did great! Now to ride him!

Harry Woot! Woot!

Buckbeak is in the air.

Harry AH! We're soaring. Flying. That's all I know to the lyrics.

Buckbeak Well how about singing you were always there besides me?

Harry Hey! Good idea! It's hard to believe! That I couldn't see. This is boring. We are the champians! Watch out for that lake!

Buckbeak goes toward the lake and and puts his claw near it.

Harry Hey look! It's Eragon and Sapphire! ( Don't know how to spell the dragons name.)

Eragon I gotta go now! BYE!

Harry We better go back to Hagrid.

Buckbeak and Harry returns to Hagrid's hut.

Hagrid How was it?

Harry I really don't know what to say. I met Eragon!

Ron Yah. We better head back. You're going crazy from that flight.

Harry Pff. I'm emo!

Random chapter. I agree with that. I also notice this is kinda short. I dunno why my chapters are suddenly so short! Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please give me a review. Everyone of them counts. Thank you for reading this chapter.